噗嗤大叔：
今晚多少人剁手了？举个爪[doge]
[How many people chop hand tonight? To take one claw [doge]]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
北美吐槽君：“让男友给我写封情书过分吗？”
[Let her boyfriend give me write love letter too? ]
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衣锦夜行的燕公子：现在是我的贤者时间，花了钱，还啥都没收着。心里涌上来的全是：又乱花钱了吧，下个月的账单如何面对。
甚至已经有退货的冲动了。
比如我买了四双鞋，两黑两白，都是板鞋。
真的都要买吗？
可是高帮低帮细节都不一样哎！
呵呵！
[Now is the time my sage, spent money, also what all confiscated. Heart gush of all again disorderly spend money, how to face the next months bill. < br > even already have the urge to return. < br > I bought four pairs of shoes, for example, two black and white, are sneakers. < br > really want to buy? < br > but high help low detail is different ah! < br > hehe! ]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
德卡先生的信箱：“我闲敲棋子，灯花落尽。
你有约不来，夜已过半。”
#德卡每日点歌# tRleD
[I idle knocks castle, snuff all. < br > about you didnt come, the night has been more than half. < br > < br > # DE card so # tRleD daily]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌的人
TV精陈招财：黄子韬：我是明星我是明星！！！
保安关门。 tRleGOo
[Tao Im a star Im star!!!!!! < br > the security guard to close. tRleGOo]
人型电视机，言情阅读器
人民网：【种排骨做法】爱吃排骨的小伙伴们赶紧收图↓↓ 种味道让你一次吃个够，吃完不忘吮指头！@@道私房菜
[Love to eat ribs of kinds of ribs is 】 【 friends and figure left left let you eat enough, again the flavors finish dont forget to suck finger! @ @ private dish]
报道全球 传播中国
尸姐：各位花了多少钱了
[How much money you spent]
公众号：shijie
衣锦夜行的燕公子：为什么花了钱还这么孤独？
花老公的钱男朋友的钱也孤独。
花钱带来兴奋刺激但同时有内疚和烦躁。
我现在发现钱没了是一个问题，
还有更深层次的问题是：
我真的需要这么多东西吗？
我除了会花钱还会干嘛？
花钱赚钱这个循环之外，我还得到了什么？
深夜一个思考。
[Why spend money also so lonely? < br > husband money boyfriend also lonely. < br > bring excitement but spending money at the same time there is guilt and fidgety. < br > I now find did not have money is a problem, < br > and the deeper question is < br > I really need so many things? < br > Ill be doing in addition to spend money? < br > to spend money to make money the cycle, I also get? < br > a thinking in the middle of the night. ]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
穆雅斓：还没有睡的举手🙋🏻 你都买了什么？？
求安利！现在还来得及继续买
[还没有睡的举手🙋🏻 你都买了什么？？ < br > to amway! Its not too late to buy]
正面 积极 工作联系wechat：mu
宠物卖萌中心：四川野生动物女画家李微漪，养了一只狼崽取名格林。有一次她在野外崴到了脚，格林竟然为她牵来了一匹马！仿佛童话一般，真的太感人太暖心了[心] #宠物卖萌中心# tRlrMYU
[Sichuan female painter Li Wei wildlife without a, keeps a Wolf pups named green. Once she limped into in the wild, green led to a horse for her! Just like fairy tale, really touching too warm heart [heart] # # tRlrMYU pet show MOE center]
我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下(￣へ￣)
女装惠：tRlejy ，提前恭喜中奖的你吧！可以折现哦！另外明天不定时的发红包雨哦，记得守候@女装惠 就对了[爱你]
[TRlejy, congratulations on winning ahead of you! Can discount! Also not timing out rain tomorrow oh, remember waiting @ ladies would like to love you []]
专注分享女装服饰优惠，先领券后拍下才能看到券后价哦
数据化管理：小时分秒，交易额突破亿！
[Hours and minutes, turnover breakthrough! ]
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阿沁嫂-：送你一张Taylor Swift的数字专辑 tRlelbO 再 你们手好快！哈哈哈
[Send you a digital album tRlelbO Taylor Swift you hand again good quick! Ha, ha, ha]
我只是个小号 不完美
Yohio：#asdfghjkl#
[asdfghjkl # #]
这个人很懒
Date19_常青兔子：今天到点结束 明天记得来抽 有多少人在我看看 来扣个[笑而不语]
[Today to end tomorrow, remember to take out to see at how many people in my to buckle a [smiling without a word]]
武汉实体店 全世界可直邮 欢迎本地客户来试穿 本店价格基本与cm旺财同步
杀人魔鼠尾草：阿姆是唯一一个我能接受姆吹存在并且平淡看待脑残粉的说唱歌手，因为平心而论，我真的想不出他有任何一个缺点，技巧爆炸，歌词牛逼，能快能慢能走心能hiphop能主流，驾驭一切风格又名利双收，在后半辈子也成为了一个很好的父亲。我这辈子的top无疑。
[Eminem is the only one I can accept, blowing and fans rappers, a plain view because, honestly, I really cant think of he has any weaknesses, explosion, lyrics, cow force can go fast can slow the heart can foster a mainstream, manage all the style and fame and fortune, in the rest has also become a good father. The top of my life. ]
演出直接私信，活死人厂牌主理人杀人狂魔鼠尾草
华西都市报：#今晚睡不着#这么晚你还醒着？评论留言写下你在想什么______?
[# # to sleep so late tonight you still awake? Comments to write down what you think...? ]
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小绝QAQ：
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小屁屁挖白菜：手淘搜索【欧普照明亿起闪亮】
[Hand tao search opple billion on shiny 】 【]
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魔王嘿咻：从早上九点半到现在，收拾了一整天……总算可以睡在新窝了[二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈]（窗帘贼丑，还不能换）有个大衣柜好开心
[From half past nine in the morning to now, clean up the whole day... Finally can sleep in new nest [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] (curtain thief ugly, also cant change) has a wardrobe, so happy]
水瓶座，心有萌虎，回粉说声，具体看脸
陈翔六点半：这个时间还没睡的人，内心深处一定是有话要说的，大家好，这里是陈翔六点半之午夜心声，说出你的故事！
[Inside this time also didnt sleep, must be have something to say, everybody is good, this is Chens voice of midnight at half past six, tell your story! ]
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梦之泪伤：表面的好却不一定是真的好！❤️与时间的陪伴能陪你到老！双十一快乐！
[On the surface of the good but not necessarily is really good! ❤ ️ accompany with time can accompany you to the old! Double tenth a happy! ]
喜欢我的小伙伴可以关注我的直播间，虎牙直播huyaagmenglei
不科学酱：买完了，在贫困的风中哭泣！
[Buy out, cry of the wind against poverty! ]
我说的不一定是真的，也不一定是假的
阿苏在新西兰做瘸子：路人来给@王嘉尔 call 双晚会彩排早早的来 受伤了依旧参加彩排 演出当天吃止痛片带伤上场 拼完最后一个节目痛到需要被搀下台也没有一句抱怨 全程对工作人员超有礼貌 被其他明星的保镖粗鲁对待也没有发脾气 （我看了却非常想打人）临走之前还抱了我和另一个导演说谢谢 真的一点架子都没有 嘎嘎
[Passers-by to @ Wang Jiaer call double party dress rehearsal early to hurt still for rehearsal Eat painkillers with wounds on the performance day When the last show pain didnt complaining to the need to be helped off-stage Supervise all the staff very polite By other celebrity bodyguard rude to also have no temper, Im very want to see live hitting) before leaving also hold another director said thank you and I really dont have any shelf gaga]
直男发言bot：口红[疑问]
[Lipstick [question]]
一个收集直男发言的bot | 工作邮箱：znfybot@
Hip-Hop-森：#微博首播# 卧槽！终于来了！姆爷Eminem联手Beyoncé新单Walk On Water完整试听深夜来袭！简直好听到炸，等了这么久我姆终于回来了！转起来，听起来！
tRleOfnR
[# # weibo premiere! Finally! Mu ye Eminems new single Walk together On incoming Water complete listen to the middle of the night! Is good to hear and I waited so long, finally came back! Turn up, sounds! < br > tRleOfnR]
爱大妞，爱HipHop，爱EDM的大直男！
红包君：
来了就别走了，红包，优惠券，总有你要的。
Dedi：我的心得之一，不过是对任何人任何事都不抱有过度的幻想，任何时候抱有幻想都将证明是错误的
[One of my heart, but is anything to anyone dont cherish the illusion that excessive, disillusioned at any time will be proved wrong]
其实我是一个作家。
DIY设计家居馆：理想中的复式公寓 。
[The ideal duplex. ]
家居砖家一枚，设计五彩人生，没有么么哒(* ￣)(ε￣ *)你又在看我微博。商务合作加Q：
马汤波杰克boJake：广交朋友 少碰爱情 多蹦迪
[Make friends less touch love more disco dancing]
哥不是很想做人了。商务合作加Q：
安妮的情话：▽
“更多的时候 身边没有舒服的沙发 没有啤酒 没有朋友 没有可聊的陌生人 也没有爱的人 没信念 没热情 一无所有”
[Del < br > < br > more often Have comfortable sofa There is no beer has no friends to talk strangers no love no faith No passion Nothing at all]
伤心什么 世界这么大 又不是只有你一个人爱而不得。商务合作加Q：
milksmellbest云：早点睡觉
[Go to bed early]
我不是狗粮 您别老追着我
滕雨佳Amiu：五色毛衣第二件六折好了！赶紧去拍吧～为了补偿大家，活动持续到号点！我们所有人一直盯着～哈哈哈～终于好了～我真的不骗你们吧！我一会再去仓库转一圈～心情可好了呢，因为我货大多数都入仓库[酷][酷][酷][酷]酷吧
[Five color sweater second sixty percent! Go to shoot ~ to compensate everybody, activity continued to the point! All of us staring at finally good ~ ~ ha ha ha ~ I really dont cheat you! I can go to the warehouse later ~ one revolution of the mood is good, for me the most is into the warehouse [cool] [cool] [cool] [cool] cool]
