可以说是非常红了[doge] tRlEOiWy
[Is very red in the doge tRlEOiWy]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国画手总结了“一点就着”和“慢热生气”两种类型人的生气过程...没错，本人就是不生气则已、生气就直接出人命的类型[拜拜]
[Island hand painting summed up is the and slow angry angry process of two types of people... Yes, I just dont have angry, angry will directly fatal type [bynum]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【千年鸬鹚捕鱼现状：渔民只赚到伙食费[伤心]】江西余干人在鄱阳湖上用鸬鹚捕鱼已有千年历史，以前渔民每天可以捕鱼千斤，但现在只能捕到几斤，仅够维持生活↓↓他们说，等我们老了，恐怕就没人会用鸬鹚捕鱼了↓↓tRlEtUs
[【 one thousand cormorant fishing status fishermen earn only cost [sad]] le people in poyang lake in jiangxi province with a one thousand - year - old cormorant fishing, fishermen can fish every day before one thousand jins, but now I can only catch a few jins, left left, they said, barely enough to maintain life, etc. We are old, Im afraid no one will use left left tRlEtUs cormorant fishing]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【女子被卷入货车底盘幸运生还 生死之差只在一秒钟[吃惊]】近日，杭州一女子骑电动自行车闯红灯直行时被货车卷入底盘，幸亏在路口执勤的交警李卫及时鸣哨，并大声呼喊“停车、停车”，货车司机听到后立即刹车。李卫跑上前发现，电动自行车已被撞倒、碾压，骑车女子倒在货车前轮内侧，生死...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [women were involved in truck chassis lucky survived only the difference between the life and death in a second [surprised]] recently, hangzhou a woman ride a electric bicycle was engulfed by the truck chassis when went through a red light, thanks to the crossroads of traffic police li will in time, and cried with a loud voice parking, parking, van driver immediately after hearing the brake. Li ran up and found that electric bikes have been knocked down, rolling, cycling women pour front wheel inside the van, life and death... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活# #车展真心话大冒险#【旬翁车展上与模特合影：要发朋友圈】四川绵阳，刘大爷岁了，每次来绵阳车展都会和车模合影，今天也是这样，引得市民围观。大爷说，他喜欢拍车和车模，拍完要发朋友圈，家人也表示支持。#广州车展# tRlQOqlF
[# # # # travel life adventures in auto show true 【 ten-day weng show a photo taken with model to send friends 】 in mianyang, sichuan, grandpa liu years old, and every time they come to mianyang auto show car model, today also is such, revellers. Big ye said, he likes to take the car and the car model, finished to send friends and family also expressed support. # # the guangzhou auto show tRlQOqlF]
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优酷：#猫晚#双晚会明星可以说是万众期待！@Mr_凡先生 @王嘉尔 @迪玛希Dimash @Karen莫文蔚 @关晓彤 @郑恺 @刘涛Tamia @大张伟 @林更新 粉丝们！你们在哪里让我看到你们的双手！月日 优酷独家网络直播，看直播抢红包赢iPhone手机！我们优酷见[笑而不语]
[# # double late evening star cat can be said to be the much-anticipated! Mr @ Mr_ every @ Wang Jiaer @ di marsh Dimash @ Karen Karen mok @ xiaotong guan @ Ryan @ liu tao Tamia @ kid @ Lin update fans! Where are you let me see your hands! On the day Youku exclusive webcast, watching live grab a red envelope win iPhone! We see youku [smiling without a word]]
新浪汽车：#车展真心话大冒险#微博老虎机送大礼活动·第二弹！各位，已经有一波幸运鹅成功登陆获奖名单，你要再不来玩儿奖品都凉了！具体规则见图[doge]另外，转发+点赞本条微博就抽人送#广州车展#门票，人张美滋滋[吃瓜]
[# # show true adventures in weibo slots gift activities, the second bomb! Guys, there have been a wave of lucky geese landed successfully winners, you dont come and play prizes are cool! Specific rules as shown in figure [doge] in addition, forward + thumb up the weibo will take to send this article # # guangzhou auto show tickets, one zhang alacrity [eat the melon]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【接吻的时候都在想什么？妹子的回答绝了！[并不简单]】街头女孩随机采访的发言总是大胆又惊人，最近又双叒有看热闹不嫌事大的人上街做了个随机采访，“接吻时，你都在想什么？”↓↓结果受访妹子脑洞大开，神回复千奇百怪，有些回复也是wu的不要不要的↓↓前方高能预警↓↓tRlEKEhc
[【 kissing when thinking? Sister answer absolutely! [] are not simple 】 street girl interview a speech always bold and striking, and double 叒 have recently done watching is not too big things people took to the streets in a random interviews, kiss, you are thinking about? Left left the sister imagination, questioned god replies are various, some reply is wu dont dont left left high-energy warning left left tRlEKEhc ahead]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：评论比视频好看倍。（满分，我给视频打）@贴吧君原po视频在此，想替老板挨刀。tRlRhjf
[Comments than video look good times. (full marks, I call video) @ tieba jun original Po video here, want to knife for the boss. tRlRhjf]
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微博搞笑排行榜：每天学做一道菜...( ¯﹃ ¯)
[Every day learn to do a dish... (¯ ﹃ ¯)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
猫扑：【女子做微商受刺激街上裸奔 边走边喊我是最棒的】近日，浙江嘉善一名女子在路上自言自语，边走还边喊“我给你们讲故事”等话语，情绪非常很激动。突然就包扔了，然后衣服裤子也脱掉了，据现场周围的店家说女子一直在喊“我是最棒的”，后来有一男一女两个年轻人帮她把衣服披上了。接着，女子的家人...全文： m.weibo
[【 woman is stimulated to do wechat business street shout streaking walk while I was the best 】 recently, the zhejiang jiashan a woman on the road to himself, walk also while shouted I will tell you the story and other words, the mood is very excited. Suddenly packet dropped, and then also took off my clothes pants, according to the scene around the store woman has been to shout I was the best, and then one male and one female two young people to help her with her clothes. Then, the girls family... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#九州海上牧云记# 服装展迎来压轴作品——红衣女巫的全身裙“焱漪”，光料子就用了多米，上镜震撼力爆棚[酷]！月日看优酷全网首播~
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember exhibit in finale - witch body skirt in red Yan orders, light material with the meters, powerful photogenic peaks [cool]! See youku February nd tech-oriented premiere ~]
优酷：兢兢业业的优酷君华丽丽地错过了#优酷百万年终奖# [泪]听说抢红包的“现场”十分惨烈，看到，就没了......所以，你抢到了多少红包呢？#来优酷看猎场#
[Dedicated youku jun proves to miss # # youku millions of year-end bonuses [tears] hear that grab a red envelope live is very nasty, see, they dont have a... So, how much have you got the red envelopes? # # to youku to see hunting ground]
天猫：#天猫双# 本喵插播一条发券广告...满减的会场：tRlWgAgg
[Double # # Tmall this meow slots coupon advertisement of a hair... With the venue tRlWgAgg]
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[# # car home of word of mouth pulled car 【 alternative French romance Dongfeng Citroen - winner - C AIRCROSS 】 June points in the afternoon (tomorrow), lets take a look at another French amorous feelings! Add word of mouth pulled car the host @ Wang Reyang _auto weibo interact with us, will have access to the car home word of mouth to provide exquisite gift oh ~ live portal - tRlEMIL]
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小S：好久没人送花给我了😘很高兴收到伯爵玫瑰，月日久违的康熙即将再次合体，你们期待吗？我和康永哥会一起出席阳光盛宴，在明天直播中和大家相见，不见不散~
[好久没人送花给我了😘很高兴收到伯爵玫瑰，月日久违的康熙即将再次合体，你们期待吗？ Kang Yongge will attend sunshine feast together, and I live in tomorrow and we meet each other, be there or be square ~]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子街头贴启事寻妻：老婆出轨，我选择原谅她[衰]】广东佛山一男子拿着寻人启事在街上找老婆。男子称，他老婆跟别人发生关系后跑了，已失踪多天，他现在要跪求老婆原谅...[吃惊]男子还晒出妻子的聊天记录↓↓“把你的身体给伤了，不好意思…”这竟然还不是最过分的↓↓tRlExsj
[【 man street stick announcement to find a wife wife cheating, I choose to forgive her [failure]] guangdong foshan putting a man holding a finding a wife in the street. Man said, his wife ran after sex with other people, has been missing many days, he now wife genuflect is begged forgive... [surprised] man still bask in the wifes chat record left left give your body to hurt, Im sorry... This is not the most left left tRlExsj down too much]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：邻居：一百昏！一百昏！
[Neighbor one hundred faint! One hundred faint!]
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新浪汽车：岁以上老汉可免费体验推车试驾？？？
[Aged man free experience cart test???????]
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小米手机：被道明寺捧在手心里是一种什么样的体验？我终于知道了。
[By the way clear temple in hands is a kind of what kind of experience? I finally know.]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
优酷：这么帅气的软甲当然是戎装公主牧云严霜的呀，烫叠甲飞骨，银羽出，棱矢没。蹲守月日优酷全网首播，期待@张佳宁 在#九州海上牧云记# 的军装style [笑而不语]
[So handsome soft armor is uniform princess ranch with cloud ah, of course, very hot fold a fly bone, silver feather, edge vector. Besides, youku tech-oriented premiere, looking forward to @ jianing zhang in the sea ranch cloud remember # # kyushu military uniform stylesmiling without a word]
猫扑：要做精致女孩真的很辛苦[允悲]tRlQBEah （视频：土味老爹）
[To do a delicate girl is really very hard [allow sad] tRlQBEah (video earthy )]
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优酷：#文化守夜人# 这期节目马爷@马未都 和你嘟嘟经典台词，一部好电影除了演员和剧情，全靠台词撑着。十几年前的电影《大腕》疯人院那段“不求最好，但求最贵”的长镜头简直是神来之笔，当年看或许就一疯人说笑话，但竟成为中国电影史上最神准的预言，严重怀疑现在的房地产大亨们就是从那儿学来的。...全文： m.weibo
[@ night watchman # # culture this programme ma ye ma did not and you doodle classic lines, a good film in addition to the actor and the plot, all by lines with a. More than a decade ago movie big shots asylum that no best, but beg the most expensive long, it is a delicate when the look may be a crazy people tell jokes, but should be a lot more Chinese movie history most prediction, serious doubts property tycoons now is learn from there. ... The full text m. eibo]
冷笑话精选：一级机密！[二哈]@卉琳酱：[并不简单]是我本人了，没错
[Level confidential! [two ha] @ ou Lin sauce [] are not simple is myself, thats right]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：水獭小两口的生活日常就是吃吃吃 很慵懒 顺便各种撒狗粮
[Otters couple of everyday life is just eat very lazy By the way, all kinds of dog food]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
微博搞笑排行榜：榜姐正守候在#赵丽颖#颖宝#有玩没完之特步联盟#直播后台，现场发现了这个神秘礼盒，你们猜猜是啥[doge]听说还有机会被颖宝亲自送出[偷乐]提前羡慕一下这位朋友，搓搓手坐等颖宝降临@特步中国 点准时开始哦！直播传送门tRlEAhnq
[Elder sister is waiting for a list of where there is a play on # # # li-ying zhao YingBao xtep league # live broadcast of the background, the mysterious gift box were found at the scene, you guess what [doge] hear that still have a chance to be YingBao personally sent [steal joy] envy your friend in advance, wait for YingBao rub hands come @ xtep China began on time oh! Live portal tRlEAhnq]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#我就问，谁还能标致过我[doge]
[Old driver class # # I ask, who can also Peugeot [doge] my]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##新能源汽车#【新能源车贷比例更高 央行调整车贷政策】日前，央行、银监会修订《汽车贷款管理办法》调整车贷政策。办法规定，年月日起，自用传统动力汽车贷款最高发放比例为%，商用传统动力汽车贷款最高发放比例为%；自用新能源汽车贷款最高发放比例为%，商用新能源汽车贷款最高...全文： m.weibo
[# every news new energy car # # # 【 new energy car loan proportion is higher The central bank to adjust car loan policy], a few days ago the central bank, the China banking regulatory commission to revise the measures for the management of auto loans car loan policy adjustment. Measures, (date) (month) (year), the traditional power cars loans were the highest ratio of %, traditional commercial vehicles loans were the highest ratio of %; New energy cars loans were the highest ratio of %, commercial new energy car loans highest... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：京东上出现一股地产清流，一家叫居理新房的专营店，不好好描述房子的卖点，却为别人的人生操碎了心，如果你有个几百万，会被下面的哪句描述打动，买来作为自己的家？
[Jingdong appears on a property, a clean, a principle of new homes in stores, not to describe the selling point of the house, but for someone elses life fuck broken heart, if you have a few million, is described by which of the following words to impress, purchased as their own home? ]
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南方都市报：【[doge]岁金毛叼钱买烧饼，老板说是常客】郑州李大姐家养了只岁的金毛，叫麦兜。它聪明伶俐，碰见熟人会要钱，能去烧饼摊买饼，也能叼着篮子去买菜。主人说狗狗给她带来了无限乐趣。梨视频tRlHTsAe
[[[doge] years old golden retriever diao money buy baked wheat cake, the boss say its a regular 】 only old golden retriever, zhengzhou Li Dajie have at home is called McDull. It is bright, meet acquaintances would want money, can go to buy bread baked wheat cake stand, can also be carrying the basket to buy vegetables. Owner says the dog brought infinite joy to her. Pear video tRlHTsAe]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【奶爸毒瘾发作 竟怀抱哺乳婴儿去做这事[怒]】日前，海口便衣警察在街道巡逻时发现一名行迹可疑的男子，男子手里抱着一个婴儿，面色蜡黄，非常像吸毒人员↓↓民警一路追查，将男子抓获，经尿检证实，确实为吸毒人员↓↓经审问过后得知，男子竟然要带着婴儿去做这事↓↓tRlEqoze
[【 dads addiction attack Arms breastfeeding baby to do it [anger]], plainclothes police patrolled the streets of haikou found a suspicious character man, man held a baby in his hand, pale, like drug addicts left left civilian police to track down all the way down, the man caught, confirmed by urine, indeed for drug addicts left left after the interrogation, the man should take the baby left left tRlEqoze down to do it]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【活久见！大爷拔火罐居然把右肺拔没了[费解]】吴大爷有十几年支气管炎，大爷让老伴帮忙拔火罐祛除寒气↓↓可拔完火罐后，吴大爷脸色越来越白。医生通过胸片检查，发现吴大爷右肺部竟意外消失了↓↓经询问病史，医生确定肺部“消失”元凶是拔火罐，只因易导致这一情况的发生↓↓tRlEADQV
[【 see live long! Grandpa cant cupping therapy is actually the right lung pull the [difficult]] big ye wu has more than ten years, bronchitis, big ye, let his wife help cupping dispel cold left after left can pull down the fire pot, uncle wu face more and more white. Doctors through the X-ray inspection, found that the big ye wu disappeared unexpectedly accidentally left of right lung left by the history, the doctor determine lung disappear culprit is cupping, because can lead to the occurrence of the situation left left tRlEADQV]
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新浪汽车：依小编来看，还是大红旗好！[并不简单]
[According to the small make up, or a big red flag! [] are not simple]
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