谷大白话：
加拿大总理和越南总理 tRlHWpqm
[Canadas prime minister, and Vietnamese prime minister tRlHWpqm]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
一支上上签：签到，好运
[Check in, good luck]
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段子楼：我不希望每天早上叫我起床的是闹钟，也不希望是夢想。
我希望不要有人叫我起床。——ken
[I dont want to wake me up every morning is the alarm clock, also do not want to is a dream. < br > < br > I dont want someone wake me up. - Ken]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
文怡：看了一早晨亲子园老师虐待孩子的相关视频和文字，浑身发麻，怎么会有这样的老师，和这样的人类呢？
同时想想如果这件事发生在自己身上，我会怎么办？
像我这么容易冲动和不理性的人，可能都不是暴揍一顿的事儿了。这种事面前，可能任何理性思考都没有空间了。
[Parent-child garden, the teacher read a morning of child abuse related video and text, all the pins and needles, how can have such a teacher, and such humans? < br > < br > and imagine if this happened on yourself, what would I do? < br > < br > people like me so impulsive and irrational, which may not even be suddenly and violently beat. Such a thing before, it may be no rational thinking space. ]
工作电话： 。课堂电话-。中年已婚女吃主。吃，喝，玩，乐，健走，瞎画，是我生命中最重要的事儿。
央视新闻：【戒不了烟？把这些吸烟者肺部转给TA[震惊]】截止目前，无烟北京公众号平均每月收到市民控烟投诉举报已达起，投诉对象主要集中在餐馆、写字楼、办公场所等！你知道吗？吸烟时%的焦油会附着肺部，诱发肺癌！一根充分燃烧的烟可让室内PM.值瞬间飙升！戳图，看看吸烟者的肺↓（央视记者余静英）
[【 dont quit smoke? Passed these smokers lung TA [shocked]] so far, Beijing smoke-free public number per month received citizen complaints whistle has reached about tobacco control, the complaint object mainly concentrated in the restaurants, office buildings, offices, etc.! Do you know? % when smoking tar attach to the lungs, lung cancer! A fully burning smoke can let indoor PM. The value is soaring! Poke figure, look at the smokers lung left (CCTV reporter Yu Jing English)]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
人民日报：【超燃！《中国空军奋飞新时代》中英文版宣传片震撼发布！】在中国空军即将迎来成立周年纪念日之际，中国空军超燃中英文版宣传片《中国空军奋飞新时代》震撼发布，集中呈现了多架“明星战机”，立体展示了这支战略性军种的使命担当和强军梦想。大家一起一睹为快！@空军发布 tRlHGHN
[【 super fuel! Chinas air force to fly the new age in English AD shock released!] At was set up in Chinas air force will soon celebrate the anniversary of the Chinese air force super combustion in English AD Chinas air force to fly the new times shock, concentrated presented more than star fighter, three-dimensional shows that the strategic military mission and army dream. All the photos! Release tRlHGHN @ the air force]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
古天乐：睡意： 從早到晚一直進行電影拍攝， 不過我完全沒有倦意， 始終身處自己喜歡的工作狀態， 是十分感恩的。 完成工作的一刻， 看到這個城市同樣是沒有睡意的！...文字版>> tRlHWHQ （新浪长微博>> tzOXAaic）
[Sleep to film all the time from morning till night, but I have no drowsiness, always in the working state of the oneself to like, are very grateful. Finish the work of a moment, see the city is also not sleepy! ... Text version > > tRlHWHQ (sina weibo > > tzOXAaic)]
古仔
章蓉娅医生：我从小是奶奶带大的，她是那种特别正面特别积极特别乐观的人。我从小顽劣，天天上山下水，上山爬树打板栗摘果子捉黄蜂与蛇大战三百回合…下水捉青蛙挖螃蟹逮泥鳅捞鱼捞虾碾鸭子…一天到晚疯个没完。街坊邻居都以为我学习很差劲，我父母也这么认为，只有我奶奶，她一直保持着对我的盲目欣赏，不断地夸我
[I grew up is grandma with a big, she is the kind of person who particularly special active particularly optimistic positive. I grew up badly behaved, and up the mountain and water every day, up the hill to climb trees play Chinese chestnut fruit let hornets picked and three hundred round snake war... Enter water catch frogs digging crab catch loach fish shrimp run over the duck... Day and night crazy. Neighbors thought I learn bad, my parents also think so, only my grandma, she kept on my blind appreciation, continually praised me]
医者，不仅医人，而且医心。
小刚几：我理解照顾孩子是非常艰难的工作，尤其是一屋子的孩子，一般人的耐心无法做到，但能做到的人也不少呀，幼儿园里的好老师多了去了。有的人既然烦孩子，为什么要做这方面的工作呢？早晨又看了一遍视频，还是很气，靠欺凌弱者得到快感的人，比大坏蛋更让我讨厌
[I understand to take care of the children is very hard work, especially in a room full of children, the patience of ordinary people cant do that, but can do are also a lot of ah, more good teachers in the kindergarten. Some people since a child tired, why want to do this work? In the morning and watched the video again, or a gas, get pleasure by bullying the weak, let I hate more than the big bad Wolf]
自己喜欢的东西，就不要问别人好不好
新浪财经：#上海携程亲子园虐童#【携程高管因虐童事件引咎辞职 涉事老师下跪道歉】粗鲁穿脱幼儿衣物、推搡、喂芥末…近日，携程亲子园虐童案引发热议。携程HR高级总监邵某已引咎辞职。园方已开除名涉事人员。据网友@hello美少女壮士 爆料，在家长见面会现场，打人老师下跪道歉。有家长向其嘴里挤进了整管芥末。
[Ctrip parent-child garden abuse # # Shanghai 【 ctrip executives for child abuse to resign Involved the teacher kneel apology 】 rude in childrens clothing, pushing, shoving, feed mustard... Recently, the ctrip qinzi field abuse caused heated debate. Ctrip senior HR director Shao Mou has resigned. The park has been expelled from the involved personnel. According to reports coming from the netizens @ hello beautiful girl strong men, at the scene of the parents meeting, hitting the teacher kneel apology. Parents have crowded into the whole tube mustard to its mouth. ]
新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。
韩国me2day：【asia独家】[尹斗俊出演KBS新剧男主!时隔年回归电视荧屏~]日根据放送界相关人员消息,#HIGHLIGHT#成员#尹斗俊#最近确定了将出演预计于明年月份播出的KBS新剧
[[Asia sole 】 【 Yin Dou jung in KBS new male Lord! Return to television screens after years ~] day according to industry related personnel, # # # Yin Dou HIGHLIGHT# members of pretty recently identified will play next month is expected to broadcast KBS new < Radio carried > the hero, this is he after years play a one-act play < plop plop LOVE > again after years formal starred in TV series, anticipated. Another new < Radio carried >]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
新剧不能停：#丁海寅#【《#当你沉睡时#》第～集——唉呀！！[泪]原来宇卓宝宝的世界一直是黑白的……】tRlHNCzs
我们宇卓看不到颜色，只能靠其他特征判断，比如说嫌犯的裤子是格子的……
宇卓的前辈真的是一个好人，他早就知道了宇卓的秘密，可是他没有说出来过，还一直在各方面帮助宇卓，是宇卓的
[# # Ding Haiyin [the # # when you sleep ~ set -- alas!! [tears] originally yu ZhuoBaoBao world is always black and white...... 】 TRlHNCzs < br > yuzhuo cant see the color, we can only rely on other features, such as trousers are grid of suspect... < br > yuzhuo predecessor is really a good guy, he knew the secret of yuzhuo, but he didnt say it, has also been on various aspects help yuzhuo, yuzhuo]
最有深度和诚意的追剧博 合作QQ 微信号xinju，其余均为假冒。本博剧评、图文均为原创，谢绝转载，如有抄袭必追究法律责任！
北美吐槽君：“岁，两次当爹，三个小孩，我觉得我是全世界最幸福的人”
[Age, when dad twice, three children and I think I am a man of the worlds most happiness]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
六小龄童：今天是中国消防日，向伟大的逆行者致敬！作为昌平消防宣传形象大使，希望大家在好好学习的同时要加强预防灾害的意识和掌握消防安全技能，提高预防灾害的能力，提高自救逃生能力，让预防守护幸福，因为生命没有彩排。tRtGYZZW
[Today is Chinas on fire, hail the great NiHangZhe! As changping fire control propaganda image ambassador, hope everyone in the study at the same time to strengthen the consciousness of disaster prevention and control fire safety skills, and improve the ability of disaster prevention, improve the ability of self-help escape, to prevent guardian happiness, because life is no dress rehearsal. tRtGYZZW]
购买本人亲笔签名书请到httpsshop.taobao，工作联系jintong@
六六：上海市妇联，你们能别再黑NGO了吗？顶着公益头衔花着企业和纳税人的钱，干着不要脸的事。得深挖！一挖能挖出一连串腐败！看得我要气死了！那个贱B张葆葆，居然说要家长宽容，还说喂芥末是让孩子尝尝味道！一定要把这贱B身后的大树挖出来！tRlHYeMI
[The Shanghai womens federation, can you dont black ngos again? With good title at enterprises and taxpayers money, do a shameless. Have to dig! One can dig dug out a series of corruption! Look I am so angry! The base B Zhang Bao remains, incredibly say to parents tolerance, also said hello mustard is to let children taste! Must get this base B behind dug up the tree! tRlHYeMI]
工作，采访，书籍版权及电子版权等事宜，请联系经纪人邹先生， Email：t@qq 电话：，多谢！
游识猷：上个月辽宁有个学校搞了个教室里摄像头实时直播，家长人手一个密码可以随时上网看监控。现在想想，这种技术应该用在幼儿托管机构才是啊。
[Last month the liaoning there is a school with a camera in the classroom will broadcast live, parents hand a password can read online monitoring at any time. Now think about it, this technology should be used in childrens trustee is ah. ]
微博私信和@看不过来所以不看了……抱歉…… 公号“养个智人”。工作请联系邮箱youshiyou@guokr 。
天津股侠：早间看盘：昨天大盘创出点反弹新高点，但全天走势走出冲高回落的行情，值得关注的是，昨天下午走牛快一年的大量白马股集体异动放量收阴，是否机构寻机出货还是震仓洗盘还需观察，没有只涨不跌的股票，那些今年涨幅翻倍甚至更高的别管白马黑马，机构是想法子叫散户接盘，多个心眼就好了！现在想
[Yesterday morning dish the market hit a high point rebound, but a choppy out high down market, most remarkably, yesterday afternoon bullish, nearly a year of white horses capacity in collective changes, whether institutions looking for shipment or shock warehouse wash dish still to be seen, not only up not down stocks, the double or even higher this year regardless of dark horse, charming institution is a way to call retail flange, many heart! Now want to]
新浪微博财经类自媒体人，年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志，不做咨询、荐股，跟风者自负盈亏。
袁立：分享图片
[Share photos]
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新浪体育：Youtube上的网红Twist And Pulse用三分多钟，带你了解世纪舞蹈演变史，简直不要太酷！年代开始画风突变啊~[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬] #一周牛人集锦# tRlljQgJ
[Youtube web celebrity Twist And Pulse with three points more minutes, take you to understand the dance history, dont be so cool! S painting style mutation ~ [hope] [hope] [hope] # week highlights # tRlljQgJ cattle people]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
Ent_evo：虽然理论上这是叼着巢材回去筑巢的白鹳，但总觉得是刚起床的我本人 （photo Hanneke Dallmeijer）
[Although in theory this is carrying the nest nest material back to the white stork, but always felt is just get up I (photo Hanneke Dallmeijer)]
猫小北的厕所读物：冬天来了[doge]爱TA就给TA最温暖的呵护[笑cry] #搞笑#
[Winter is coming [doge] love TA for TA the most warm care [laugh cry] # # funny]
每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ
清南师兄：终于找到这套全身拉筋动作D图解，比教科书还管用！（限量收藏）
[Finally found the body brace D graphic, than textbooks still works! Collection (limited)]
躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家
宇宙超级无敌美少女之队长崽崽：(･_･; p了几张拍立得哇咔咔
[(･ _ ･; P a few polaroid wow kaka]
阿婷 冲动是魔鬼.忍住
中国新闻网：#新闻早餐来啦#【高校花式喊学生锻炼，跑km送早餐券[允悲]】月日，安徽芜湖一高校为鼓励学生锻炼，每天早上跑步达公里或步数达千步，可领早餐券，限额张，先到先得，六点半开始发券，七点就能发完了。学校为让学生锻炼也是操碎了心[笑cry]tRlpDcLU 周四，看新闻，戳→
[# # news breakfast come [shout fancy of colleges and universities students exercise, run km to send breakfast coupon [allow sad]] month day, anhui wuhu a colleges and universities to encourage students to exercise, every morning running kilometers or steps up to thousand step, can get breakfast coupon, limitation, first come first served, began at half past six stamps, can send out at seven o clock. Schools for students to exercise and fuck broken heart laugh cry tRlpDcLU Thursday, watching the news, poke - >]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
新浪汽车：#车闻早高峰#【女儿在车上画画 爸爸表示宁被开罚单也不擦 网友：车已买好就差一个女儿[笑cry]】五岁女儿在爸爸新车上画画，看到女儿画的内容，爸爸心都要被萌化了。画的是自己一家人，又暖又萌，简直有爱到极点！女儿还不忘提醒爸爸：开车出门的时候一定要注意安全哦！网友：车已经买好了，就差一个女
[# # morning rush car smell the daughter in the car painting Dad said ning be a ticket to wipe netizen car is bought just a daughter [laugh cry]] five year old daughter in the father new car drawing, see the daughter of content, dad is of the heart to. Is your family, warm and sprout, it is the love to the fullest. Daughter, also do not forget to remind dad drive when you go out must pay attention to safety! Net friend car has been bought, just a girl]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
娱叔：陈赫生日 跑男团齐晒黑照
“这些年 陈赤赤都经历了什么[允悲] ”
不管怎么样还是说声生日快乐吧🎂
[Chen He birthday Run - qi tan according to < br > over the years 陈赤赤都经历了什么[允悲] ”
不管怎么样还是说声生日快乐吧🎂 ]
正能量博主 哔哩哔哩搬运工
网红揭秘：陶晶莹首谈周杰伦儿子正面照外泄
陶晶莹意外导致周杰伦儿子Romeo正面照曝光，称当时马上发信息给周杰伦致歉，周董安慰她“陶子姐，那本来就是我要发的”，她说自己并不是跑到别人家偷拍晒照，公道自在人心。[doge]
周杰伦：我能怎样，能怎样，还不是只能在媒体面前把你原谅[拜拜]
[First talk about jay Chou, matilda tao son positive according to leaked < br >, matilda tao accident led to jay son Romeo positive exposure, said at the time to send information to apologize, jay Chou to comfort her tao zis elder sister, that is I want to send, she says she is not to run to someones home candid bask in, fair in the heart. [doge] < br > jay Chou how can I, how can, not just only you forgive [bynum] in front of the media]
如果我发有关明星的，请不要纠结我的微博名，因为这里就是一个八卦的地方～商务合作加QQ：
某男舒立：小孩那个事情，如果是我，我直接带着刀就去园长办公室了，我不会走其他程序的....门一关，都别走....谁不点赞谁别走
[Children that, if its me, I went to the directors office directly with swords, I wont go other programs... One is the door shut, dont go... Who dont like who dont go]
中国证券行业最佳伯乐奖年度总收益第名,新浪微博社区委员会委员,shuli@vip.,新浪微博UFO,知名流氓,资深坏蛋,萝莉控,制服控,性情中人
-JBC-：我爸刚刚说：你妈这时候应该出发了
我说：来杭州啊？
我爸：嗯
我：她怎么来啊？
我爸：我让人开车送她来，她一个人坐高铁我不放心
我……突然被虐到了的感觉[微笑]
#我爸是个老暖男……哈哈哈哈
[Mom at that time my dad just said you should set out the < br > I said to hangzhou? < br > my dad well < br > I how did she come? < br > my dad, I let a person to drive her to, she a person sit high iron I dont trust the < br > I... Feel suddenly bettered by [smiles] < br > # my dad is a old sunshine boy... Ha ha ha ha]
以前是大白的号，现在是我的小号哇哈哈哈哈。。工作请发邮箱 supermanjbc@
世界搞笑排行榜：接下来的七天，你会好运连连！！！[心]
[The next seven days, you will be a good fortune!!!!!! [heart]]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq
中国天气：#寒潮来袭# 受冷空气影响，预计今明天（-日）东北将迎来今年入冬以来最强降雪，黑龙江、吉林等有大雪，局地暴雪。随着这股冷空气影响范围扩大，今明天东北、华北、西北、江南等将纷纷加入降温行列，局地降温可达℃以上，降温过后℃线将压至北京、兰州等地。此外，未来几天江南、广西等地雨水增
[# # cold wave hit affected by cold air, today (-) northeast tomorrow is expected to usher in the winter of this year since the strongest snow, heilongjiang, jilin, etc have snow, local blizzard. As the cold air influence expanded, northeast China, north China, northwest, the jiangnan today tomorrow will join cooling, local cooling can reach more than ℃, ℃ after cooling line will be pressure to Beijing, lanzhou, etc. In addition, the jiangnan, guangxi and other places in the coming days the rain]
中国天气网（weather）是气象服务门户网站，提供国内外城市天气预报及最新天气资讯，努力成为生活、旅游的好帮手。
Eleven11dream：[喵喵]
[[meow]]
艺术+
Mc阿哲-：早，今天要拍一天的照片，对于我这个不总拍照的人来讲，肯定会有一些困难，哈哈哈，早上好各位。最近的行程事情是满满登登，毫无懒散感！你呢？
[Early, today to take a picture of a day, for me this is not always taking pictures of people, there will be some difficulties, ha, ha, ha, good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Recent thing ManManDengDeng schedule and no lazy feeling! How about you? ]
YY直播间ID：， 原创歌曲 （有你） （做你的兄弟） （别无所求）。。
