故宫院长教你如何面对领导视察：一定给他看最不好的地方[笑cry]
[Dean the palace to teach you how to face leadership inspection must show his worst places [laugh cry]]
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微博时尚：#时尚封面志# 如果你已经沦陷在男星版的时尚封面里，拜托你赶紧走出来吧，因为月的女星版时尚大片更好看！这里有国际影后@范冰冰 百变女王@舒淇 实力花旦@赵丽颖 气质女神@刘诗诗 以及新晋小花@Dear-迪丽热巴 @宋茜 众多明星闪亮登场，快来为她们疯狂打call吧！【#时尚封面志# 月时尚大刊女星封面P...全文： m.weibo
[Chi # # fashion cover if you have fallen in the male version of vogue cover, come on, you will come to me. Because of the month actress edition fashion shoot better look! There are international winner @ @ actress shu qi strength @ li-ying zhao fan bingbing, ever-changing queen Goddess temperament @ Cecilia liu And new floret @ Dear - Dillon hot ba @ Victoria song stars, fast to make the call crazy for them! 【 chi # # fashion cover month big fashion publication actress cover P.. m. eibo]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
优酷：#饭制有毒##电视剧将军在上#叶昭@马思纯 与表妹@-王楚然- 之间是一种怎样的情愫？童年挚友？救命恩人？爱怜暗生？或许都有一些吧。当表妹看到将军嫁人离她而去，心碎的她只能默默回忆那个记忆里的“阿昭”。这个视频真是十足把握住了表妹的美和深情，看完想站将军和表妹CP[doge] tRlRVrL
[General toxic # # # rice system show in # Ye Zhao @ between Sandra and cousin @ - Wang Churan - is a kind of what kind of feelings? Childhood friend? The man? Loving dark life? Maybe there are some. When my cousin saw general to marry her, of heartbreak she can only silently recalling the memory , zhao . This video is a real grasp of his cousins beauty and deep feeling, watching and cousin CP station a general doge tRlRVrL]
青年时报：【权威！运河亚运公园总体方案出炉！承办两大赛事，明年开工！】年第届亚运会将在杭州举行。近日，运河亚运公园（原城西体育公园）总体构思和布局方案新鲜出炉。作为亚运会比赛场馆之一，公园内新建的体育馆和临建的体育场，届时将承办乒乓球和曲棍球比赛。tRlRiX
[【 authority! Canal Asian games park overall plan, to undertake two big events, starting next year!] In the first session of the Asian games will be held in hangzhou. Recently, the Asian games canal park (the former west sports park) general conception and fresh layout scheme. As one of the Asian games venues, the parks new stadium and overlay the stadium that will host table tennis and hockey game. tRlRiX]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【唐氏综合症女孩怕兔子 小男孩安慰：它不吃人，你去摸摸？[可怜]】岁的小女孩Ada患有唐氏综合症，非常害怕兔子。老师把小兔子带进教室时，她害怕地躲开了，好友Tomas立马跑过去安慰她，耐心满满给她鼓励。最后小女孩不怕了，并害羞地说出这样一句话↓↓tRlRxuQ
[【 down syndrome girls afraid of the rabbit Little boy comfort it doesnt eat people, to touch you? [poor]] - year - old girl Ada with down syndrome, very afraid of rabbits. Teacher put the rabbit into the classroom, she is afraid to dodge, buddy Tomas immediately ran over to comfort her, and patience to her full encouragement. Finally the little girl was afraid of, and shy to say these words left left tRlRxuQ]
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南方都市报：戳视频膜拜世界“记忆大师”
[Poke video worship world master memory]
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玩转instagram：和心爱的人去一次迪士尼乐园 。
[And the person I love go to the Disneyland. ]
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猫扑：【男子街头贴寻人启事寻妻：老婆出轨，我选择原谅她】月日，广东佛山街头，一位男子拿着寻人启事在街上找老婆。他说，老婆跟别人发生关系后跑了，已经失踪几天，要找到老婆之后要跟她认错原谅她。并晒出聊天记录，陌生男子：我没控制住。老婆：对不起把你身体给伤了...tRlBWk
[【 man street stick for putting a wife wife cheating, I choose to forgive her 】 month day, guangdong foshan streets, putting a man holding a finding a wife in the street. He said, the wife ran after sex with other people, has been missing for a few days, to find a wife with her after a mistake to forgive her. And bask in the chat, strange man I have no control. Wife Im sorry to hurt your body... tRlBWk]
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冷笑话精选：《星际特工》中Rihanna的这段变身舞真是太惊艳了！满足各种幻想[doge]
tRlRcKsO
[The interstellar agents, Rihannas this period of change to dance are so amazing! Meet all kinds of fantasy [doge] < br > tRlRcKsO]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 喜欢美式肌肉车的朋友在哪里呢？快看视频！
[# # big V kan car like American muscle car friend in where? Look at the video!]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##本田CLARITY#【最大续航km 本田CLARITY国内首发】日前，本田旗下的氢燃料电池车CLARITY在国内正式首发，这款车于东京车展首发，拥有km的续航里程。tRlRqQUm
[# # # Honda CLARITY# every news the largest range of km Honda CLARITY domestic starting 】, Hondas hydrogen fuel cell car CLARITY officially starts at home, the car in the Tokyo motor show, with km range. tRlRqQUm]
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天猫：#天猫双#前面切不过瘾，来点场啊！
[In front of the double # # Tmall cut is not enough, to point out the field! ]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
青年时报：【#宁泽涛#何时能重国家队？中心主任：够了水平就该回[鼓掌]】重回世界一流行列的宁泽涛何时能重回国家队，今天有了新进展。在短池游泳世界杯的发布会上，游泳中心主任刘大庆说，赛事前向宁泽涛发出了征召，“国家队组队都有标准，够了水平就该回，也应该为国家做贡献。”[鼓掌] ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # NingZeTao when heavy national team? The director of the center enough level on the back to [applause.]] to return to the worlds top NingZeTao when can return to the national team, has a new progress today. Swimming in short course swimming World Cup conference, director of the center for da-qing liu said that sounded a call-up to NingZeTao before event, the national team has standard, enough level on the back, should also contribute to the nation. [applause.]... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：double 真是很海外[笑而不语]期待明天的精彩内容！明天的#猫晚#值得你锁定优酷！
[Double was overseas [smiling without a word] content tomorrows brilliant! # # cat tomorrow night worth you lock youku!]
青年时报：【 杭州一住户家储藏室的门被错撬开，一瓶年以上的茅台不翼而飞！】周先生居住在西湖区桂花园社区紫金庭院的春雪苑，但他的储藏室却买在了同一小区的茭茹苑。因为隔得有点远，周先生将一些需要长期储藏的东西放在了地下储藏室。这天，周先生前往储藏室，发现门打不开了，仔细查看，原来锁被换了……...全文： m.weibo
[【 a house in hangzhou pry the door of the storeroom was wrong, a bottle of years maotai gone!] Zhou lived in the lake the guihuayuan community zijin garden spring garden, but his closet is bought in the same village Jiao her garden. Because have a bit long, Mr. Zhou will need some long-term storage in a storeroom underground. One day, Mr. Zhou to the storeroom, he found the door wouldnt open, take a closer look at, the original lock is changed... ... The full text m. eibo]
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天猫：啊啊啊啊！女神！最后一位重量级神秘嘉宾竟然是奥斯卡奖、金球奖、艾美奖最佳女主角的全能女神妮可·基德曼！女神此次加盟 #双狂欢夜# ，是否会和马老师一起合作节目？将有什么样惊艳的表现，一切就等月日：，为您揭晓！#天猫双#
[Agghh!!!! The goddess! The last heavyweight mystery guest was Oscar and golden globe, the almighty goddess of the emmy awards best actress nicole kidman! Joining # # double carnival night, the goddess of the will and the teacher work together? There will be what kind of performance, all month day such as, be for you! Double # # Tmall]
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微博汽车：新车测评～别克GL试车测评来啦[鲜花][doge]
[New car assessment ~ buick GL test assessment come [flowers] [doge]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
青年时报：【又是邻居家的汪[喵喵][二哈] 岁金毛会要钱会买饼会提花篮】河南郑州，李大姐家养了只岁的金毛，叫麦兜。它聪明伶俐，碰见熟人会要钱，能去烧饼摊买饼，也能叼着篮子去买菜。主人说狗狗给她带来了无限乐趣。 tRlTSUB
[Another neighbors wang [meow] [ha] year old golden retriever would want money to buy bread will carry basket 】 henan zhengzhou, Li Dajie domestic only old golden retriever, called McDull. It is bright, meet acquaintances would want money, can go to buy bread baked wheat cake stand, can also be carrying the basket to buy vegetables. Owner says the dog brought infinite joy to her. tRlTSUB]
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巴曙松：转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【驴友偷懒骑自行车想搭“顺风车” 一把抓空被碾断十根肋骨[吃惊]】月日，江西上饶三名驴友结伴骑车，途径国道，其中一名驴友因半路偷懒，想抓一下前面的小货车车厢，由于抓空，驾驶员整个掉下来，被小货车轮胎碾压，断了根肋骨。（via 新京报我们视频） tRljfjyW
[# # weibo communication radio [lazy multi-worlds and ride a bike to a free ride and he was run off ten empty rib [surprised]] month day, shangrao in jiangxi province three travelers to ride together and way to national road, one of the travelers for halfway lazy, want to catch the small truck at the front of the car, because the clutched empty air, the driver throughout the fall, crushed by pickup truck tires, broken ribs. TRljfjyW (via Beijing news we video)]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##荣威#【售.-.万元 新款荣威上市】月日，新款荣威车型正式上市，本次新车共提供款配置车型可选，官方指导价格区间为.-.万元，新车采用了全新样式的外观设计风格，整体造型更加精致。
[# every news # # # roewe 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Listed on the new roewe 】 June , the new roewe models listed formally, in new cars to provide optional configuration model, price range for the official guidance. -. Ten thousand yuan, the appearance of the new car adopted new style design style, overall modelling is more delicate. ]
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玩转instagram：#天猫双# 自从我在淘宝上搜索了「清空购物车」我就控制不住我自己了，#谁清空了我的购物车# 别拦着我，我车上还能装更多！！！ tRlmao
[Double # # Tmall since Ive been on taobao search to empty the shopping cart I just can not control myself, who emptied my cart # # dont block me, my car can hold more!!!!!! tRlmao]
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优酷：#猎场独家花絮# 一笑就露出八颗大白牙，忘起词来连自己都动手，说的就是nili秋冬哥哥@胡歌 呀[笑cry]#来优酷看猎场# tRlpio
[Exclusive trivia # # hunting ground eight white teeth, white smile even oneself all forget the word, say is nili qiu dong brother @ arrival ah [laugh cry] # # to youku to see hunting ground tRlpio]
青年时报：【这幅油画的细节有多恐怖？看完后网友：膝盖已碎...[跪了] 】英国画家Darren展示自己油画作品的细节，他用毛笔点缀草坪，当镜头拉远，观众才不可思议地发现：原来这只是整张画中极小极小极小的一部分……极致的细致，让人折服！@梨视频 L梨视频的秒拍视频 tRlTCXu
[【 how terror is the details of the painting? Look after netizen knee has broken... [kneeling]] English painter Darren show the details of the painting, he brushes the lawn ornament, when the camera is far, the audience was mysteriously found it is just a tiny tiny tiny part of the picture... Acme meticulous, let a person admit defeat! Video L @ pear pear seconds of video shoot video tRlTCXu]
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微博搞笑排行榜：先定个小目标[摊手]@小可爱的萧筱思 身上不长肉
[To make a small target @ small lovely Xiao Xiaosi [stand hand] Not long flesh]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
南方都市报：【中学教师对做错题学生罚款：初衷是为学生好】网友爆料称云南昆明某中学初二一名英语老师规定，学生考试做错一道填空题罚款元，一天就收到罚款多元。这名英语老师在接受采访时说，初衷是为学生好，但做法欠妥。目前已通知召开家长会，会将所收罚款全部退回。据该班家委会成员李女士介绍，家委会...全文： m.weibo
[[middle school teachers to do wrong topic students fine original intention is good for the student netizens revealed that yunnan kunming an English teacher, a middle school student exam do a wrong fills up the topic yuan, fine day will receive a fine multivariate. The English teacher said in an interview, original intention is good for the student, but is inappropriate. Has informed a parents meeting, will charge all fines to return. According to the workshop some pta member Ms. Li, some pta... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：[鲜花]实用贴 马走@车迷头条[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]冬天到了你们的车还好吗
[[a flower] practical post horse go @ fans headlines [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] in winter in your car]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
猫扑：【公斤小伙住院偷叫外卖，体重更飙升「窒息身亡！」】瑞士一名公斤的岁少年因暴食症及肥胖问题被送到护理中心治疗，并接受中心提供的健康菜单。但在等待胃束带手术的期间，少年竟瞒着院方，天天到外面偷点外卖，最后窒息死亡。当地警方发现，少年菲比安陈尸在护理中心房间的地板上，并认为，他...全文： m.weibo
[【公斤小伙住院偷叫外卖,体重更飙升”窒息身亡!”】瑞士一名公斤的岁少年因暴食症及肥胖问题被送到护理中心治疗,并接受中心提供的健康菜单。但在等待胃束带手术的期间,少年竟瞒着院方,天天到外面偷点外卖,最后窒息死亡。当地警方发现,少年菲比安陈尸在护理中心房间的地板上,并认为,他……全文m。微博]
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新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 哎呦不错哟，内外兼备，台湾试驾小改款本田飞度。 tRlBR
[Kan car # # big V oh good yo, both inside and outside, Taiwan test drove bend Honda fit. tRlBR]
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汽车之家：#家家新车图解##捷豹XEL#【穿着西装的运动员 实拍国产捷豹XEL t】中国消费者对后排空间的要求之高，举世皆知。随着ATS-L和QL等一批二线豪华品牌中型车也完成了本土化长轴距“改造”之后，这一细分市场就仅剩雷克萨斯IS和捷豹XE还在凭借单一标准轴距车型苦苦支撑。前者或许根本不在乎IS卖了多少台，...全文： m.weibo
[# every new graphic # # jaguar XEL# 【 in a suit of athletes make domestic jaguar XEL t 】 the back row space requirements of the high, Chinese consumers across the world. As ATS - a batch of second-line luxury brands such as L and QL midsize cars also completed the localization long wheelbase transform, this market segment IS only lexus IS and jaguar XE IS still in with a single standard wheelbase supported earnestly. The former may be dont care how much IS sold,... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【下沙科技城重磅推出“黄金八条”人才新政，招揽全球“最强大脑”！】在刚刚结束的“智汇下沙科技城”创新创业推介会上，杭州经开区发布了“史上最强”人才新政——“金沙英才”黄金八条政策！包括人才引进鼓励、人才创业扶持、人才金融支持、人才团队激励、人才校企共享、人才表彰奖励、人才安居资助...全文： m.weibo
[【下沙科技城重磅推出“黄金八条“人才新政,招揽全球”最强大脑”!】在刚刚结束的“智汇下沙科技城”创新创业推介会上,杭州经开区发布了“史上最强”人才新政——“金沙英才“黄金八条政策!包括人才引进鼓励,人才创业扶持,人才金融支持,人才团队激励,人才校企共享,人才表彰奖励,人才安居资助……全文m。微博]
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但斌：发表了博文《老来心易堵，能饮一杯无
——方舟子》tRlBIhH
[Published a blog post the old to the heart wall, can drink a cup of no < br > - fang tRlBIhH]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：天秤吧，毕竟有资本[doge]
[Libra, after all have capital [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新沐sunshine：对此知道了清爽的中年男人@朱广权诚恳改过，重新出发。
[To know the clear middle-aged man @ Zhu Guangquan sincere to mend, start again.]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
冷笑话精选：这种书法真是赏心悦目！看得整个人都心情舒畅了[二哈]
tRlNdI
[This calligraphy is feast for the eyes! See the whole people all feel better [two ha] < br > tRlNdI]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
