邢昭林：
八王爷回来了[心]
[Eight report back [heart]]
工作请联系@郭红波 或 xingzhaolin@qq
微博搞笑排行榜：脸上笑嘻嘻，心里mmp，是不是你本人了？！[笑cry]
[Face smile happily, the in the mind MMPS, isnt you? ! [laughing cry]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
人民日报：【携程亲子园被曝老师打孩子喂芥末 涉事人员已被控制】近日，携程亲子园被爆出虐童事件。视频显示，老师将孩子推撞到桌角，给孩子强喂不明食物，有家长指出是芥末。家长情绪激动，打了涉事老师，反灌其芥末，老师下跪道歉。携程回应称亲子园为委托第三方管理。目前涉事人员已被解雇，警方介入。
[【 ctrip qinzi field had the teacher playing children feed the mustard Involved personnel has been control 】 recently, ctrip qinzi field Revelations of child abuse. Video display, the teacher to push children bumped into the table Angle, unknown to feed children strong food, have parents is mustard are pointed out. Parents emotional and beat involved teachers, filling the mustard, teacher kneel apology. Ctrip responded qinzi field management to entrust a third party. Currently involved staff had been dismissed, the police got involved. ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
回忆专用小马甲：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈旁边相亲的一对小可爱笑死我了。女孩：那我直接问了哈，你现在每月能挣多少？男的：工资多，每月跟同事打麻将还能赢，很稳定
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha date next to a pair of cute laugh die me. Girl then I directly ask the ha, now you can earn per month? The man salary, monthly playing mahjong can still win with your colleagues, very stable]
《愿无岁月可回头》
沙溢：小鱼儿给我编的手链！心里美！[爱你][爱你][爱你]
[Fish were compiled bracelet for me! Sweet pink-fleshed radish! Love you love you [] [] [] love you]
工作事宜：胖先生 gaolesi@
wu2198：每天坚持写策略，虽然木有用，但是要个回贴并不过份，看贴不回是不想中签的了！tRlYLqSl
[Every day write policy, although not, but for a post is not too much, see stick back is dont want to success! tRlYLqSl]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
张大奕eve：发飙回来了…送点东西 #直播最大V# #V影响力峰会#（来自tRlYZGV）APP下载地址：tRqKYxu
[A cows back... Send something # live V# biggest influence summit # # V (from tRlYZGV) APP download address tRqKYxu]
不缺钱不缺德 以分享为准绳赚钱为目的 上新前会刷屏的小小私服缔造者大姨（奕）妈就是我$_$ 不接受任何关于错别字的批平和逾法
一支上上签：会成功
[You will be successful]
是你的一支上上签
小野妹子学吐槽：没毛病...我们的宗旨是拒绝三次元朋友关注微博[允悲][允悲]
[Nothing wrong with... Our aim is rejected three dimensional friends concern weibo [allow sad] [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
野食小哥：等我玩够了就回来tRljpHZT
[I will come back to play enough tRljpHZT, etc]
一本正经做美食节目。微信公众号：野食小哥QQ群： 成为地主家傻儿子的长工
李小璐Super璐：你们喜欢淡妆吗？[耶]喜欢在家里的悠闲时光 .
[Do you like makeup? [and] like spending quality time at home.]
没有什么能阻挡那心中一抹阳光
德卡先生的信箱：“你在烦躁什么？”
“我不想别人介入我的生活，也不想被拖入别人的生活。”
[Youre upset? < br > I dont want to others in my life, also dont want to get into someone elses life. ]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌的人
我和宠物的日常：推主用包装纸把柴柴包起来，成了柴柴花束，好想收到这种花啊[doge]
[Main use wrapping paper to wrap wood wood, a wood wood bouquet, really want to receive this kind of flower [doge]]
萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿， 爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc
韩国me2day：【MBC】今日播出的<周偶>中,#Super Junior# 挑战了随机舞蹈~在N次free pass特权及主持人完全放水的情况下,最终还是和五年前一样没能挑战成功~[允悲]tRlYI
[Todays broadcast MBC 】 【 < Zhou Ou >, # Super Junior# challenge the random dance ~ in the N times free pass privileges and host completely under the condition of water, and eventually failed to challenge success five years ago to allow sad tRlYI]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
李诞：其实特别不明白买书要签名干啥，尤其是我的，多难看啊，但看到不少人因为没有签名薅头发，特送各位一个万能签，打印出来你可以书里每页都贴一个，过不过瘾。
[Sign special dont know what to buy books to do actually, especially me, more ugly, but see a lot of people because there is no signature while hair, to send you a universal sign, print out each page you can book a, not fun. ]
工作联系刘先生 微信 邮箱@qq 申请注明事由
我的朋友是个呆B：国外一宠物日托所把院子里的树砍掉了不少，所以小朋友们上个厕所都得排队，很乖很有秩序喔[doge]
[Abroad a pet daycare center of cutting the trees in the yard, a lot of, go to the toilet so that the children have to line up, very good very orderly oh [doge]]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
湖南卫视贴吧：#易烊千玺十七岁生日快乐# 易大佬的粉丝站@刹寂_易烊千玺个站 为他岁生日送上一份特殊的礼物，通过@中国青少年发展基金会 向湖南省捐建一所【易烊千玺希望小学】，这是第一所由粉丝团体捐建的艺人全名的希望小学，以后一年捐建一所，直到成年。正能量偶像带动粉丝做公益[赞]@TFBOYS-易烊千玺
[# # Jackson seventeen birthday to big fan station @ brake ji _ Jackson station Offer a special gifts for his birthday, through @ China youth development foundation to hunan province endowed a 】 【 Jackson hope elementary school, it was the first artist full name by the fan club has contributed to the hope primary school, a year after endowed a, until adulthood. Positive energy idol doing public [who] drives the fan @ TFBOYS - Jackson]
Hi 这里是美贴 宣传合作投稿请私信 欢迎关注微信：mangoce
人民日报：#习特会#【习近平和夫人彭丽媛与特朗普夫妇共同欣赏京剧表演】两国元首夫妇观看了《梨园春苗》、《美猴王》、《贵妃醉酒》三个精彩剧目。来宾们阵阵掌声和声声喝彩不绝于耳。演出结束后，两国元首夫妇同参加演出的演员们合影。（央视）tRljsXN
[# # xi, will [jinping and Mrs Peng liyuan and enjoy Beijing Opera performances trump a couple 】 the two heads of state couple watched the green shoots opera, Monkey King, the drunken beauty three excellent dramas. The guests burst of applause and cheers to turn. After the performance, the two heads of state couple with photo from the actors. (CCTV) tRljsXN]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
仇仇-qiuqiu：别急！剩下的在这！！太长了一条放不下！
月购物分享～
#仇大哥的种草#
tRlYAQR
[Dont worry! The remaining in this!!!! Too long a can not let go! < br > on shopping to share ~ < br > < br > # revenge eldest brother grass # < br > tRlYAQR]
淘宝店：仇大哥的撩妹间；合作请备注好发微信：qiu；微信公众号：仇大哥； 人称一声仇大哥！一枚真性情的女汉纸！
周扬青：#Grace Chow# . 等你
现在预览和价格都出来啦 快去加购啦大家！
今天终于到倒数第二款了 我要讲的是这件本期最贵的三色双面尼大衣
虽然它是我本期最贵的一件 但如果略懂衣服面料的朋友你们应该知道 这件的价格绝对不贵
可以说是非常非常良心价了！
就像今天下午在我微博留言的那个朋友 她买了
[Waiting for you # Grace Chow#. < br > preview and prices are out now You go to purchase! < br > < br > today finally to the second paragraph I want to talk about is this three color double of this period is the most expensive coat < br > it is my most expensive one for this issue But if slightly understand clothes fabric friend you should know this price is not expensive < br > can say its very, very good conscience price! < br > just like in my weibo message that friend this afternoon she bought]
服饰：gracechow.taobao 美妆：gracechowbeauty.taobao
LORI阿姨：作为一个失踪人口惯犯，我被马克叔从地洞里抓了出来[允悲] 一起欢乐地玩了我觉得我这辈子玩过的最恶心的游戏[允悲] 阿不，我小时候玩过更恶心的，比如用不明液体和泥巴。。咳咳咳总之！！！我出现了~！！！我会再做一个视频跟大家老实交代我失踪的这些年（？）到底跑到哪里自己啃鸡腿去了噗，谢谢你们
[As a missing person... I was Ma Keshu caught out of the pit with joy to play together allow sad, I think Ive played the game the most disgusting o [allow sad] no, when I was a child played more nausea, with unknown liquid and mud. For instance. Cough cough cough anyhow!!!!!! I appeared ~!!! Ill make a video with everyone honest account of my missing over the years (?) Where to run to their eating chicken leg went poof, thank you for you]
一只学英语教育的单眼皮有毒美兽女👀 微信公众号：loriayi Instagram estasiLY 商业邮箱：syhz@papitube 合作微信：ptsyhz
思想聚焦：说说你的前任对你说过什么话？#男人都是大骗子#
[I tell me something about your former told you anything? # # man is a big liar]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
喵星人的喵星球：天凉好个秋！
[Cool and good autumn day! ]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。常规合作邮箱：hezuo@baozou 微博商务合作请联系qq：
Rika0_0：我掐指一算
你们应该要囤面膜了
推荐一下这次hin厉害的款面膜！
补水修复急救…统统拿下！
评论点赞，喜欢哪款抽送⃣️个小仙女哈！
#花花de爱用品分享# tRlYqz
[I choke refers to a < br > you should store the mask < br > recommend the hin severe money mask! < br > hydrating repair emergency... All win! < br > comment thumb up, like pumping ⃣ ️ little fairy! < br > # # huahua DE love products share tRlYqz]
愿未来与期许相当。 工作请联系：Tracywang_wq@
扒圈老鬼：#易烊千玺# 在易烊千玺岁生日即将到来之际，粉丝捐赠希望小学，一年一所，直到千玺成年一共捐赠两所，花费百万。这是第一个由粉丝捐建的以明星全名命名的希望小学！粉丝的这种公益捐助一定要点赞，两所学校能改变一大批失学儿童的命运，实打实的百万应援，实打实的公益正能量！有意义！特别棒！[心]
[# # Jackson in the coming Jackson birthday, fans to donate hope primary school, a year, until thousands of topaz adult totally donated two cost millions. This is the first by the fans endowed by star full name hope primary school! Fans of this kind of public welfare donations will definitely order praise, two schools can change the fate of a large number of children, hard millions who, as the public welfare is energy! Meaningful! Great! [heart]]
混迹传媒圈，喜欢请关注，合作请私信。爆料公号：baquanlaogui 😇
不科学酱：这是一条千万不要打开的微博！
[This is a dont open the weibo! ]
我说的不一定是真的，也不一定是假的
英国报姐：《雷神》中的索尔和洛基相爱相杀，关系微妙。不过现实中锤基两人的演员，抖森和海总，却是一对友谊深厚的好兄弟[doge]
[Thor, the thor and Loki love killed, relations between subtle. But in reality hammer base two actors, shaking, and the sea, is a profound friendship good brothers [doge]]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
央视新闻：#特朗普来了#【美国田纳西州州长：建议特朗普尽可能多花时间了解中国】美国田纳西州州长比尔·哈斯拉姆接受央视访问时说，中美在达成合作协议的领域，已看到贸易增长。中美合作是互利共赢的。他建议特朗普尽可能多花时间了解中国。在考虑当今世界格局时，最好足够了解中国所处的位置。(央视记者杜毓斌)
[# # to trump the 【 governor of Tennessee, Suggestions as far as possible, spend more time trying to understand Chinese trump 】 bill haslam, governor of Tennessee, accept the CCTV interview, in the field of cooperation agreement between China and the United States, has been to see an increase in trade. China-us cooperation is mutually beneficial and win-win. He suggested that trump as much as possible take the time to understand China. Considering the world today, it is best enough to understand Chinas position. (CCTV reporter Du Yubin)]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
Kakakaoo-：毫无预兆的，我来了[并不简单]
[Without warning, Im coming [] are not simple]
重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨
山药Gon：遥控器 #Gon的旱獭# tRlYMDa
[# # Gon marmot tRlYMDa remote control]
一根设计形象，画表情、漫画、视频的山药。非专业出身。作品仅供交流，禁止商用。
delicious大金：#微博橱窗#两万块毛衣的搭配[并不简单][并不简单]
老规矩视频里的搭配你喜欢哪套送你[偷笑]
Ldelicious大金的秒拍视频 NBIGKING 大金家 羊 tRljqkZ
[# twenty thousand # weibo window piece sweater collocation isnt a simple [] [] are not simple < br > the collocation of old rules in the video which set do you like to send you [laughing] < br > Ldelicious seconds to shoot video of daikin NBIGKING sheep tRljqkZ daikins house]
私服店搜索【BIGKING大金家】 工作请邮件联系：dajin@ruhnn
鬼鬼吴映洁：Konck knock knock（来自tRlYX）APP下载地址：tRqKYxu
[Konck if if you (from tRlYX) APP download address tRqKYxu]
每個人都會經過學走路的時候 總是需要一些時間學會走路... 有需要請找joannachiao@gmail (Joanna)
追风少年刘全有：我每次洗碗的时候都会把厨房窗户挡起来，为什么呢，因为像我这样长的好看，身材又好的好老公、好丈夫，饭后居然还会主动洗碗！！天呐，这让对面楼里的女人看到会怎么想？估计嫌弃死自己老公了吧，我可不想让自己成为别人家庭矛盾的罪魁祸首
[Every time I wash the dishes will be blocked up the kitchen window, why, because like me long good-looking, good body and good husband, a good husband, incredibly will also take the initiative to washing the dishes after dinner!!!!! Across the building from god, that woman will see how to think? Estimated abandon her husband dead, I dont want to let oneself become the culprit that others family conflicts]
模特
神店通缉令：来来来！！评论我喊停，在我评论的上一位[喵喵]抽三人每人送一箱鸭翅！！
[Come to!!!!! I stop comment, in my last one [meow] three people to send a box each duck wings!! ]
快上车，来不及解释了
