2017年11月7日星期二

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    有几个演员建议永冻
[There are several actors suggest permafrost]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【岁少年被逼碰瓷续:不跳会被爸爸用钢筋打】近日,一对中年夫妻逼迫岁的亲生儿子跳车碰瓷。“每次都不敢跳,”小金称,不跳又怕爸爸打…用凳子砸或者用钢筋打。摔伤后,爸爸妈妈也不带他治疗,最严重的一次颅骨骨折,父母只花元带他打吊针↓↓对话小金及其父母↓↓tRlmRyU ​
[The teenager is forced racketeer renewal dont jump will be father with a reinforced 】 recently, at the age of a middle-aged couple forced own son trip racketeer. Always dare not jump, jin said, dont jump again afraid father play... Smash or with a reinforced with stool. After the fall, mom and dad treatment without him, the most serious a skull fracture, parents spend yuan only brought him fluids intravenously left jin and his parents left left tRlmRyU left dialogue]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    有哪个艺人,从出道一直到现在,许多年过去,你觉得他她 眼里的灵气一点都没变? ​
[Any artist, from his debut until now, many years in the past, what do you think of him her eyes reiki havent changed a bit? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

卢健生:
    用了兩天的表示嚴重同意!
[In the two days of severe agree!]

Z CAM, CEO

顶尖设计:
    艺术猫 ​
[Art cat]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

优酷:
    本期特别主题“双十一”潮流发布会已全新上线!众人大谈盲购经历,#周洁琼# 竟自称没淘宝;@翟天临 神秘箱子惊呆众人,自曝是古董收藏爱好者;@张宥浩 再现经典搭配“红与黑”,玩转绑带流行新花样;更有五位淘宝红人助力现场,带来当下最热潮流元素。更多有关剁手“宝典”,尽在今晚江苏卫视&...全文: m.weibo ​
[This special topic double a trend conference has a new online! They talk about blind purchase experience, # # Zhou Jieqiong unexpectedly claimed to no taobao; @ zhai heaven, mysterious box was all revealing is an antique collector; @ zhang yu hao Represent the classical collocation rouge et noir, bind play the popular new tricks; Five taobao reds power field, bring the hottest trend of the elements. More about hand chop bible, is in jiangsu TV tonight &... The full text m. eibo]

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# 牛人改装的不倒翁汽车,服气吗?想不想试驾?![笑cry] tRlCgAK ​
[Old driver class # # people adapted daruma cars, convinced? Do you want to test drive? ! [laughing cry] tRlCgAK]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    每天都在不停更新微博的人,实质上就等于“脑子里想法太多、心里情绪太满、却在现实中找不到出口、只能在虚拟网络中发泄倾诉、不这样就可能发疯”的人,换句话说,每条更博都是在呼救,每次刷屏都是在挣扎,每个哈哈哈哈哈哈都是带着血打出来的...请大家关爱刷屏人群,最好明天就请他们吃火锅。 ​
[Constantly update weibo every day, in essence is to mind thinking too much, the in the mind is too full of emotion, but couldnt find the exit in reality, can only vent to vent in the virtual network, they may be crazy, in other words, each one more Po are in distress, refresh every time is in the struggle, with blood every ha ha ha ha ha ha is typing... Please refresh the crowd, had better tomorrow they eat hot pot, please. ​]

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MIUI:
    我用 “自拍美拍人更美” 的小米Note 拍了一组照片,原片直出,你给打几分____? ​
[I use take beauty make people more beautiful millet Note took a group photo, glass straight out, you play for a few minutes _____? ​]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

优酷:
    #来优酷看猎场##胡歌猎场# 郑秋冬@胡歌 出狱,面对久违的自由却对自己产生了怀疑接下来,秋冬哥又将面临怎样的挑战呢?[挖鼻]tRllxE ​
[# to youku hunting ground to watch @ # # # arrival hunting ground zheng qiu dong arrival from prison, in the face of long-lost freedom but doubt about their next, autumn and winter elder brother will face the challenge of how again? [one nose] tRllxE]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    一边吸猫一边吸金,我爱成都!
[While absorbing cat suction gold, I love chengdu!]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    【太逗了!萌娃给妈妈送婚戒,竟在半路睡着了】月日,美国一对夫妇结婚,他们个月大的宝宝坐在玩具车上负责给妈妈送婚戒,却在这么短的距离内睡着了,全场嘉宾哈哈大笑。太可爱了!@全球视频大魔王tRlpxLAw ​
[【 too funny! she give mom a wedding ring, in halfway asleep] month day, a couple get married in the United States, they are a month old baby sitting on the toy car for my mother to send a wedding ring, but fell asleep within such a short distance, all guests laughed. Lovely! @ global video archenemy tRlpxLAw]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【一名中国游客泰国体验海底漫步不幸溺亡 业者被控】当地时间日,江姓女游客在泰国芭堤雅格兰岛参加海底漫步旅游项目期间,下到米深水中时,疑因惊慌过度,从海底漫步氧气玻璃头盔中挣脱出来,不幸溺亡。海底漫步项目的工作人员透露,死者在参加活动前,脸露惊慌之色↓↓tRlOAg ​
[【 a Chinese tourists to Thailand experience underwater walking drowned unfortunately Companies have been accused of 】, local time, jiang female tourists in Thailand pattaya to Greenland to the bottom of the sea during the walking Tours, down to the meters, suspected because of panic, to break out, walk from the bottom of the sea oxygen glass helmet drowned unfortunately. Walk sea project, according to the dead before participated in the activities, face color left left tRlOAg of panic]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

卢健生:
    其實請大家吃頓飯,這招最有效。@一刻talks#职人plus# #求职季# 快速融入团队有这个技巧[思考]
[Please eat meal, actually it is the most effective. # # @ moment talks# professional plus# job-hunting season fast into the team has the skills [thinking]]

Z CAM, CEO

玩转instagram:
    传说中的灵魂画手,如果看不懂,那就是你不懂猫[喵喵]ins:dailypurrr ​​​​
[The legendary soul hand painting, if you dont understand, that is you dont understand the cat ins, meow dailypurrr]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

但斌:
    发表了博文《微博净利润.亿美元,同比增长%》微博净利润.亿美元,同比增长%+腾讯科技--+腾讯科技讯+月日消息,微博公司(NASDAQ:WB)今日公布tRlpzhg ​
[Published the post weibo net. $, year-on-year growth % > weibo net. $, year-on-year growth % + tencent technology -- - + + tencent technology, news, weibo corporation (NASDAQ WB) today announced tRlpzhg]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#坚持大排量自吸 日产Z~ ​
[Welfare # # night stick to large displacement self-priming nissan Z ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    把你名字的拼音缩写倒过来看看会打出什么[doge] ​
[Put your name pronounce abbreviation upside down to see what is going to play [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    恭喜以下同学获得猫晚门票!@真的是小熊饼干@yuki-草莓酱 快快私信主页君领取你的门票啦!没抽中的同学别灰心!支持明星还有会员卡登奖品哦!tRlCZzv !还能赢大奖——参与直播互动瓜分一亿红包,留言开宝箱还有机会获得iPhone X!就上优酷啦!
[Congratulations to the following students have cat night tickets! @ @ really bear cookies yuki - strawberry jam DMS homepage quickly you get your tickets! Dont smoke in the classmate dont lose heart! Support the stars and the membership card board prizes! TRlCZzv! Can still win awards - divided one hundred million red envelopes, participate in live interaction message to open the treasure chest still have a chance to get the iPhone X! Youku on!]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    呵呵我也能,这不特殊[拜拜]
[Ha ha I can also, this is not special [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【双加班七倍工资 网友:看场电影就能拿七倍工资[允悲]】有网友爆料:双老板开七倍工资强制加班团建,内容是陪看电影,为保加班“质量”还规定必须关机↓↓详戳老板邮件↓↓对此,有网友称:谁也不能阻止我买买买!也有网友表示:不要白不要!换你,你愿意吗?tRlSfo ​
[The double seven times more overtime pay Netizen a movie can take seven times the wages [allow sad]] some netizens fact double boss open seven times forced overtime wages party building, is content with the movies, work overtime to keep quality also rules must be shutdown poke the boss left left detailed mail left left, some netizens said no one can stop me to buy buy buy! Have net friend say dont white dont! In you, will you? tRlSfo]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#一男子酒驾被抓:“我没醉,现在给我个捷达我能开到!”,“你们哪个台的,我要出名了。”[doge] tRlpqEP ​
[# # travel life a man was caught drunk driving Im not drunk, now I can open to give me a jetta! , which of you, I want to be famous. [doge] tRlpqEP]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

李开复:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

猫扑:
    【孩子未完成作文遭体罚 女子当众对班主任扒衣猛扇耳光[允悲]】近日据网友爆料称,在山东临沂市罗庄区某中学,一名八年级的学生因为作文没写完,遭到班主任陈某的体罚。该学生家长知晓此事后大怒,找到陈某讨说法,并当众对其连扇耳光,态度十分嚣张。之后班主任的衣服都快被扒下来,但并未做出多大反...全文: m.weibo ​
[The child unfinished composition by corporal punishment Women in public for the teacher in charge, grilled garment slapped [allow sad]], according to the netizen has recently in shandong linyi city Luo Zhuang area middle school, a grade eight students didnt finish writing, for composition by the teacher in charge of XXL corporal punishment. After the parents know the great anger, find the XXL please, and even to its slapped, attitude is very arrogant. After the teacher in charges clothes are stripped down quickly, but not how to make the... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

玩转instagram:
    想住拥有天窗的卧室✨ ​
[Want to live with skylight ✨ bedroom]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

小野妹子学吐槽:
    立冬意味着一年里最难熬的季节终于来了,想想在冬天不愿与棉被分离的我,想想在家干燥得皮屑横飞的我,想想我的冬天,再 #看看人家的冬天# ,这对比简直让人生无可恋!今年双不能再让我的冬天苟且下去,戴森暖冬神器正在排队等我认领ing,戳→ tRlLRZ ,看了下面的视频,你最想认领那一...全文: m.weibo ​
[The beginning of winter means that the worst season in a year is finally here, think I dont want to separated from the quilt in the winter, think dry scurfy flying I at home, think of me in the winter, then # # look at winter, this contrast can lets love our life!!!!!!! Double cant let my winter this year received, dyson warmer winters I claim ing artifact is wait in line, stamp - tRlLRZ, watch the video below, do you want to claim that... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #优酷独家纪录片# 国内的农村城市变形计弱爆了,美国版变形计真会玩,送熊孩子进监狱,分分钟教做人。抽大麻、家庭暴力、加入黑帮、入室盗窃,一群不知天高地厚的未成年人,在家里无法无天,到了监狱被狱霸大哥骂到想找妈妈!这才是变形的正确打开方式……
tRlrTQi ​

[Exclusive documentary # # youku domestic rural city deformation is too weak, the American version of the deformation meter can really play, sent into the prison, and bear children points minutes teach a person. Smoking pot, domestic violence, gangs, burglary, a group of little minors, lawlessness in the home, the prison prison bully the eldest brother scold to looking for mother! This is the deformation of the open the right way... < br > tRlrTQi]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【有情况?白百何聊语音甜笑不止 无名指戒指亮了】月日,白百何现身机场。照片中,她穿着一身休闲装,头戴印有笑脸的帽子,一路用耳机与人畅聊语音,还不时露出幸福甜笑↓↓右手无名指戴戒指抢镜,引发猜想[疑问]↓↓tRlfJz ​
[【 have? How to chat voice sweet smile more than white Ring finger ring light] month day, white what appeared in the airport. In this photo, she was wearing a casual clothes, wore a hat with smiling face, all the way to use headphones voice chat with people, also from time to time to show happiness sweet smile left mirror the left hand ring finger rings, triggered guess left left tRlfJz [question]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

音悦台:
    #张艺兴sheep#张艺兴@努力努力再努力x 带着自己的全新专辑回家啦[小黄人高兴]不仅专程回家做辣椒炒肉带到现场送粉丝,还展示即兴创作的功力,让现场的xback一饱耳福!不知道这次的灵感有没有要放在三胎里的意思[并不简单]感谢HUAWEI nova 系列的大力支持。今天“咩咩哎呦”撒娇的艺兴有没有甜哭你! ​
[# lay sheep# lay @ efforts to try again x with his new album come homeyellow to do chili Fried meat not only made a special trip back home to the scene to send fan, also show the improvisation ability, let the scene xback a listen! Dont know if this inspiration have to put in three mean [] are not simple thank HUAWEI nova series of support. Today baa baa whoops spoiled art and have a sweet cry for you! ​]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

冷笑话精选:
    教你折一枚超赞的蝴蝶结,贴在包装上非常好看,赶紧试试[doge]tRlVK ​
[Teach you how to fold a great bows, stick on the packing is very good-looking, try doge tRlVK]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    抽我!@使徒子转发里抽十个人平分万元,每人[爱你]感谢支持
[Take me!!!!!!! @ the apostles child take ten people divide the ten thousand yuan in forwarding, each [love] you thank the support]

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优酷:
    #电视剧将军在上# 叶昭@马思纯 作为一个爱情小白,在圆房前夕,一脸懵逼地向军中的兄弟打听经验,却各个答非所问。为了降服夫君@盛一伦 将军真是伤透了脑筋。到底该问谁呢?#昭玉夫妇圆房#
tRlccAV ​

[# # general TV series in the Ye Zhao @ Sandra as a small white love, on the eve of consummation, a face of meng compelled to inquire of the brother of the army experience, but irrelevant answer. To surrender husband @ a heartbreaker a general Aarons. Who should ask? # # zhao yu couples sexual consummation < br > tRlccAV]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    存着慢慢学![馋嘴]
[With slowly learning! [available]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑:
    【恶狗撕咬男孩,狗主怼“你家崽没错?”】月日,海南海口一男孩经过停车场时,被一条没牵绳的狗撕咬,造成多处受伤。男孩母亲希望狗主人承担医药费,狗主人表示只愿意赔偿千,并向记者称“她家崽没错?”。tRlpHCSz (澎湃) ​
[【 bitten boy, dog owners Dui your pups right? Month day, a boy after a parking lot, hainan haikou by a leash dog bite, causing injuries. Boy mother hope dog owners bear the medical expenses, dog owners said only willing to compensation for thousands, and said to the reporter her pups right? . TRlpHCSz (surge)]

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微博时尚:
    恭喜@橘小柒爱吃麻婆豆腐 等名用户获得【张义超设计饰品】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRlbOxj
[Congratulations @ orange small and pure love to eat the bean curd and other users get [yi-chao zhang design adorn article]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRlbOxj]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域