【小时内宁波两名女子要跳楼 ，其中一个是因为男友不肯“买买买”！】“一哭二闹三上吊”，人们一般这么形容心智不成熟，遇到挫折就想不开“做傻事”的人。过去的一天多里，宁波短短小时内就接连有两名女子闹上了楼层窗台，哭闹着说要跳楼，其中一个是因为男友不肯“买买买”,幸好消防官兵迅速赶到...全文： m.weibo
[【 hours to ningbo two women to jump off a building, one of them is because her boyfriend wont buy buy!] A cry two make three commit suicide by hanging, people generally describes the mental immature, setback is hard stupid. In the past more than a day ningbo within hours there were two women in the floor window sill, crying to say to want to jump off a building, one of them is because her boyfriend is not willing to buy buy, fortunately, fire officers and soldiers rushed to... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：我来给大家演示一下，商务车车门的防夹功能……[二哈][二哈]tRlleDQ （via袁启聪）
[Let me show you the, commercial vehicles door clamp resistant... [two ha] [two ha] tRlleDQ (via Yuan Qicong)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【当你家的萌宠爱放屁，慎点哦！这是一条有味道的微博[doge]】你的宠物，会放屁吗？如果有，当你听到时惊不惊喜，意不意外？在这些宠物放屁的瞬间里，竟然还有被自己的屁吓到的狗狗们↓↓原来爱宠们浑身能有这么多戏[污]↓↓厉害了呢~tRlatNs
[When your house of love fart, shen point oh! This is a tasty weibo [doge]] of your pet, will break wind? If so, when you hear the surprised not surprise, meaning not surprised? Even in these pet fart instantly, by his own fart to scare the dogs left left the original love dandle all can have so much drama [pollution] left left much ~ tRlatNs]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：回复@老曾阿牛[作揖][心][鲜花]@老曾阿牛记得上次在上海汤臣的朋友家里请但兄吃梭子蟹，席上喝着茅台，但兄强烈看好永辉超市。现在回头看，但兄果然有眼光，赞！
[Reply @ old had pig [bowing] [heart] [flowers] have @ old pig but please remember the last time in Shanghai tomson friend home brother eat swimming crab, table drinking maotai, but brother strongly favored yong hui supermarket. Looking back now, but the brother had had vision, praise!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：好像是@山口久美子老师
[If is @ pass kumiko teacher]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：你们说什么都对[跪了]@大神说服了[跪了][跪了]@欢喜如是唱起来才知道什么叫对比哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@贴吧君向大佬低头[跪了][跪了]@十乙：有心栽花花不开，无心装逼逼致命…[微笑]@SusieQ苏苏哈哈哈哈，无形装逼最为致命[笑cry]
[You say anything to] [kneeling @ great god persuaded] [kneeling] [kneeling @ joy, sing just know what call contrast ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ tieba jun bow to bosses] [kneeling] [kneeling @ b many things, not intentional force loading force deadly... [smiles] @ SusieQ Sue suha ha ha ha, intangible pack to force the most lethal [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【万万没想到！大水真的冲走了龙王庙[允悲]】月日，河南淅川县，因水位上涨，位于丹江大观苑内的“龙王亭”被大水淹没，里面个龙王像冲走了个；就连桥也被淹没，龙王亭就剩下一个盖子.实拍↓↓龙王：都怪你们天天念叨...[吃瓜]tRlaGfOI
[【 never expected! The floods washed away by the true correlation [allow sad]] month day, xichuan county, henan province, because of the rising water, located within the danjiangkou hydroelectric grand view garden dragon king pavilion submerged by the flood, inside a dragon like washed away; Even bridge is submerged, the dragon king pavilion leaves a lid. Film left left dragon king all blame you say every day... [eat the melon] tRlaGfOI]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#一个视频告诉你，两驱和四驱的区别有多么大[二哈] tRlXcXdo
[# # travel life a video to tell you, how big is the difference between two drive and four-wheel drive [two ha] tRlXcXdo]
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最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗？最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：人民的名义中赵德汉的扮演者 @演员侯勇 老师来到#喜剧总动员# 第二季，通过喜剧舞台再现剧中经典桥段，精湛演技征服全场，就连表情包也如此扎心，优酷君双手奉上”我没有钱系列“[允悲]恰逢双十一，小伙伴们可以用起来了！在优酷，#喜总很酷#
[Zhao Dehan in the name of the people who plays @ actor hou yong teacher came to # # comedy story in the second quarter, through reappear the classic comedy stage, exquisite performance to conquer all, even expression package so the heart, hands on youku king I have no money series allow sad coincides with a double tenth, friends can use! In youku, # # xi always cool]
我是好_寳寶：♡Lᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ @败家小子_jd
[♡ L ᵒ ᵛ ᵉ ᵧ ₒ ᵤ @ doctrines _jd, boy]
ღ JD太太🍥
小浪同学爱吐槽：【#熊黛林怀孕#啦！自晒孕照幸福满满[憧憬]】熊黛林今天在微博承认怀孕，照片中她小腹微凸，孕相明显！她表示“第一次，和宝宝一起开工，好奇妙的感觉！”熊黛林与郭可颂年月在香港注册结婚，两人婚后一直努力造人，如今爱情开花结果~不过这是开什么工呢[疑问][污]↓↓tRlaLpv
[【 # # Lynn pregnant! The sun conceived as full of happiness [hope]] Lin in weibo today admitted that pregnant, photos of her abdomen micro convex, pregnant clearly! For the first time she said , starts with the baby, so wonderful feeling! Lynn and guo is years in Hong Kong registered get married, two people have been trying to make people after marriage, now love blossom ~ but what is it? [question] [pollution] left left tRlaLpv]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#电视剧猎场#今日开播！！！优酷君现在激动的直跳脚🤣以前觉得职场如战场，现在才晓得原来职场是猎场风起云涌，暗战一触即发～今日开播，附上满满一大盆#猎场独家花絮#，就问你约不约！！
[# # drama hunting ground starts today!!!!!! 优酷君现在激动的直跳脚🤣以前觉得职场如战场，现在才晓得原来职场是猎场风起云涌，暗战一触即发～今日开播，附上满满一大盆#猎场独家花絮#，就问你约不约！！ ]
但斌：我的微博只是个人的日记，只是记录自己的生活和经历的点点滴滴的变化……这些不构成任何投资建议，投资有风险，须谨慎！如果你赚钱了，也请感谢你自己，和我没有任何关系！切记！[作揖][心][鲜花]@winky的新家：但总、大气。
[My weibo is just personal diary, just record their own lives and experience the changes of the dribs and drabs of... These do not constitute any investment advice, investment risk, must be careful! If you make money, also please, thank you, and I dont have any relationship! Remember that! [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ winkys new home the total, but the atmosphere.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：白羊都这样的吗[笑cry]@kaini太恰当了[泪][泪][泪]
[Aries is such a [laugh cry] @ kaini too appropriate [tears] [tears] [] of tears]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：【一周神评：只有中国能救特斯拉】 快手竟是快播兄弟；中国电信还是改名吧；iPhone降价，最难过是国产旗舰；只有中国能救特斯拉>更多神评，你上榜了吗 tRlaylb
[【 a week review god only China can save the tesla 】 quickly turned out to be a fast sowing brothers; China telecom or questioners; The iPhone prices, the most sad is domestic flagship; Only China can save the tesla > more god, can you list it tRlaylb]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
但斌：不祝贺茅台与腾讯续创历史新高了，今天祝贺美的、海康卫视与永辉超市创出历史新高！价值投资的春风拂面[笑cry][哈哈][微风][心][鲜花]
[Dont congratulate maotai to renew tencent hit a record high, congratulations to the beautiful today, hitting a record high and yong hui hai kang TV supermarket! Value investing in the spring breeze stroke [laugh cry] [ha ha] [wind] [heart] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：好像，命运在召唤我 tRlXsxD
[As if fate in tRlXsxD call me]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：回复@价值投资张雷[作揖][心][鲜花]@价值投资张雷和伟大企业共成长，在估值合理或低估时买入，是通往真理的必经之路！
[Reply @ value investment zhang lei [bowing] [heart] zhang lei (flowers) @ value investment and great enterprises grow, the purchase of a reasonable valuation or underestimate, is the path to truth!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@椰岛修行者[微笑]@椰岛修行者趋势在接轨，绩优股的春天，绩差股的寒冬。建议证监会也与时俱进，开放新股首日不限涨跌幅，不限大小非；严肃退市执行。只吃不拉，股市便秘几十年。
[Coconut island reply @ the yogi [smiles] @ coconut island yogi trend in the world, blue chips in the spring, the low quality of winter. Suggested that the CSRC is also advancing with The Times, to open any new shares on the first day price, any size not; Serious delisting. Eat not only, the stock market constipation for decades.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【三男子应急道上停车 趁大雾下高速半小时内偷摘斤苹果[摊手]】日前，高速交警发现一辆占用应急车道的轿车。见到民警，驾驶人突然开车离去！民警跟上检查，才发现车内异样！这简直就是逼着小轿车当货车啊↓↓你敢想车里能装斤苹果？网友：摘苹果手速可以了...[允悲]tRlawqzM
[The three mens path of the emergency stop While the fog under high speed and a half hours to steal to pick a jin of apples [stand hand]], high-speed traffic police found a take up emergency lane car. See the police, the driver suddenly drove away! Keep up with the police check, just found the car strange! It was pushed the car when the truck left left you dare to think a car can hold jin of apples? Net friend pick apples hand speed can be... [allow sad] tRlawqzM]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：一则寓批判于讽刺的公益短片，让那些爱说“女生被性骚扰还不是因为穿得太暴露”的人体验一下打脸的滋味...你衣服太高档，是不是活该被抢劫[拜拜]tRlaZsB
[A public welfare short film criticism in irony, let those who love said sexual harassment is not because the girls were dressed too revealing people experience the taste of face... Your clothes are too upscale, isnt it deserved it was robbed [bynum] tRlaZsB]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：【深圳女子菜市场围观杀蛇惨遭咬，险些失去手掌！[衰]】近日，深圳中医院蛇伤科收治了一位被五步蛇咬伤手背的患者，这位岁左右的年轻妈妈带着孩子去市场买菜。有个档口聚集了一些人，听说要准备杀蛇，这位妈妈没亲历过，感觉好奇，于是就跑上前围观。跑上前围观时发现，原来是有人带了蛇来请店主帮忙...全文： m.weibo
[The shenzhen womens vegetable market onlookers were killed the snake bite, nearly lost his palm! [failure]] recently, shenzhen hospital snake &experience admitted patients who were a long noded pit viper bites back, around the age of the young mother took the children to the market to buy food. A file mouth gathered some people, hear ready to kill a snake, the mother never experience, feel curious, then run to watch. Run to onlookers, the original is someone took the snake to ask the owner to help... The full text m. eibo]
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ZAKER：【长江商学院现集体“拥吻门”？工作人员夫妻档】 万象|网曝长江商学院现集体“拥吻门”，其中位男士拥吻身边女士，照片在网上引起争议，工作人员回应：他们是夫妻档。 tRlaZhw
[The cheung kong graduate school of business is collective kiss? Staff couples 】 vientiane | net exposure cheung kong graduate school of business is the collective kiss, in which a man kissing side lady, controversial photos on the Internet for staff response they are husband and wife. tRlaZhw]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：#家家新闻##江淮帅铃i#【工况续航里程km 江淮帅铃i正式亮相】日前我们获悉，江淮旗下帅铃i在武汉商用车展正式亮相，新车定位为纯电动封闭式厢式货车。据悉，其配备了一块容量为.kWh的磷酸铁锂动力电池，最大续航里程km，NEDC工况续航里程为km，并支持快充。tRlazBc
[# every news # # jianghuai ShuaiLing i# 【 working range km jianghuai ShuaiLing unveiled 】 I, we learned that the jianghuai, ShuaiLing I in wuhan commercial auto show debut, new car positioning for pure electric enclosed van. It is reported, it is equipped with a capacity of. KWh of power battery, lithium iron phosphate maximum range km, NEDC working range for km, and support the quick charge. tRlazBc]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【男子持双截棍当街砸车，民警过肩摔制服[doge]】近日，浙江杭州。刘女士驾车在路口等红灯时，一陌生男子突然上前用双截棍猛砸车。下班路过的竺警官见状上前，一个过肩摔将其制服。砸车男子已做精神鉴定，目前还没有结果。 tRlXBcho
[The streets are shuangjieao # # weibo communication radio [man hit a car, police shoulder throw uniform [doge]] recently, zhejiang hangzhou. Liu drive when the red light at an intersection, a strange man suddenly forward with shuangjieao fierce hit a car. Passing the officer zhu said to work, a shoulder throw its uniform. Smash the car man has done evaluation, there is no result. tRlXBcho]
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但斌：@股道热肠也微博的最大好处就是可以挨骂。挨骂是福气。一个人小的时候经常有人骂，有人骂就能进步，有人骂就知道自己的不足，知耻而后勇。一旦小有成就，就没人敢骂了，自己也听不得骂，一骂就火冒三丈，从而堵死了上进的路，开启了犯大错的门。上自君王下至庶民都是如此。打是亲骂是爱，骂骂更健康
[@ the biggest advantage is of good Joe fields is also weibo can be scolded. Scolded is bliss. One small when people often scold, someone scolded can progress, someone scold, you will know my own shortcomings, shame-awareness then yong. Once a small achievement, nobody dare to scold, oneself also TingBuDe scold, scold it fire emit three zhangs, thus blocked progress, opens the door to make a big mistake. From the king to subaltern. Play is close scold is love, scold scold healthier]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也谁创造的不重要，只要他们的人够多，他们创造的历史就会成为主流历史。人口是死穴。普罗大众只会相信声音大的，谎言重复一千遍就是真理。@剑文夜如水发明=篡改，比较恰当@为了苍茫大海 我们创造历史，他们发明历史
[@ good Joe who also produce fields is not important, as long as enough of them, they create the history will become the mainstream of history. Population is death. The general public will only believe loudly, a lie repeated one thousand times is truth. @ jian wen night such as water = tamper with the invention, appropriate @ to the boundless sea We make history, they invent history]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也@西安主教回复@钱塘小乙深刻。钻民族政策的空子，政府里面两面人为虎作伥。
[@ good Joe fields is also @ xi an bishop returned @ qiantang small b. Take advantage of the loopholes in the national policy, the government in the dichotomy ill.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也中国历史上向民众直接征税的政府都完蛋了，给政府出这个馊主意的，应该打板子。间接税流转税才是上策。照搬西方的税制没有历史感都是愚蠢的人。
[@ good Joe fields is also to the people in the history of Chinese direct tax government would die, give the idea to the government, should play the board. Indirect tax turnover is the best policy. Copying western tax no history are stupid people.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[怒]@股道热肠也偷农民的东西太可恨了。判拘役比较合适。
[[anger] @ good Joe also steal from farmers fields is too hateful. Sentenced to criminal detention is more appropriate.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【一个被课间操耽误的舞王！高二男生跳操意外走红[二哈]】近日，青海西宁二中的一名男生，因跳蒙古舞课间操投入且动作搞笑，意外走红网络，网友称他“课间操舞王”↓↓老师介绍，这位高二男生因跳得生动有趣，吸引了大家的注意！看完才知套马的汉子果然威武雄壮啊~[吃瓜]tRlahpQ
[【 a lesson hold delay nataraja! High school boys jump hold accidentally hit ha] [two] recently, one of the qinghai xining two boys, because of the Mongolian dance lesson hold devotion and action, unexpected Internet hit, said he lesson hold nataraja left left the teacher, the two boys jumping lively and interesting, attracted the attention of everyone! Finish see knows she man indeed as expected the ~ [eat the melon] tRlahpQ thousandrous hooves across]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：[赞]@老曾阿牛[赞]
[[who] @ old had pig [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：p@老曾阿牛最右[嘻嘻]@sven_shi[黑线]@碎碎念的老甘.%的怕打仗，.%的人要独立，然后臭不要脸的.%想占大陆便宜
[P @ old have pigs right (hee hee) @ sven_shi (black line) of the @ twitter old. % of the fear of war,. % should be independent, then the smelly shameless. % want to take advantage of the mainland]
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