2017年11月5日星期日

Reported global spread to ChinaPlease direct messages ridicule. The public number kissmemouth bus

人民网:
    今天周日,你为什么早起? ​​​​
[Today is Sunday, why do you get up early? ​​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

北美吐槽君:
    “结婚一年了,才知道相爱年的老公和一个女孩同居了两年,并且婚后也没分手” ​​​
[Getting married for a year, just know love each other in a husband and a girl living together for two years, and after marriage didnt break up]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

中国书画诗词院:
    【 十一月 红运连连 … 】 ​ ​​​
[The November Red repeatedly... 】]


一字一方圆,一笔一江山;一点一春色,一抹一冬寒;一心一世界,一生一百年,中国书画。

张雪峰老师:
    #张老师课堂# 你们是不是觉得我几乎不睡觉的,大早上的,我又爬起来赶高铁,嗯,回北京,录个东西,下午再回到石家庄,我自己都觉得我是个铁人!呵呵,早死早超生[微笑] ​​​
[# # do you think the teacher class I almost didnt sleep, in the morning, and I got up to catch the high-speed rail, well, back to Beijing, to record something, afternoon back to shijiazhuang, I think Im a iron man! Ha ha, early death as early as super living [smiles]]


米兰的球迷,北京志翔教育科技有限公司首席人生规划师。and,所谓的网红!

巴萨新闻:
    虽然里程碑之夜没有进球,但梅西还是用一场胜利庆祝了自己的巴萨场纪念,同时他的西甲出场次数也超过了普约尔。辛苦啦! ​​​
[Though milestone night no goal, but messi or use a victory to celebrate his Barcelona games mark, at the same time his la liga appearances than carles puyol. Hard work! ​​​]


小时播报巴萨新闻

老铁来扎心啊:
    太阳当空照,花儿对我笑,小鸟说: ​ ​​​​
[The sun sky, the flowers smile to me, bird said]


扎心吗?扎心就对了。和我一起怼这操蛋的生活吧~

延参法师:
    金无足赤,人无完人。人生都存在着这样或那样的缺憾和不足,所以,需要我们不断去修正和完善,逐步走向人生的完美。早安。 ​​​
[Gold is no pure gold, no one is perfect. In life there are defects and shortcomings of one kind or another, so, need we to modify and improve constantly, gradually towards the perfect life. Good morning. ​​​]


作家

交警陈清洲:
    叶子画法大集合,和孩子一起学,可促进交流增进感情哦……转给家长们~!@画视频 @王人平 @关颖v tRWqEOoL ​​​
[Leaf painting collection, and children learn together, can promote exchanges enhance feelings oh... To parents ~! @ king painting video @ @ Jimmy liao v tRWqEOoL range]


时代楷模、全国公安一级英模、政法系统优秀党员、特级优秀人民警察;一等功臣;福建最美身边普法人、学雷锋标兵、公安爱民模范;厦门市劳模

世界搞笑排行榜:
    你啊 一定要明白
这是你生命中最好的年纪
身体健康 亲人安在 现世安稳
不要总因为一点小事心情就一团糟
有些情绪真的没必要 纯属庸人自扰
反正我们谁也别想活着从这个世界离开
所以笑一笑
只要死不了 其他又有什么大不了 ​​​

[You! Must understand < br > this is the best in your life age < br > in good health Relatives in secular secure < br > dont mood is a mess because a little thing < br > some emotions really not necessary Is much ado about nothing, < br > anyway, we live in this world who dont also want to leave smile < br > < br > so as long as wont die other whats the big deal]


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我是种草囤货菌:
    这是一个超级便.宜见效又快的美.白方法 ​​​​[舔屏] ​ ​​​
[This is a super. Appropriate is effective and fast beauty. White method [lick screen]]


推广合作QQ:(是Q号不是Q名,不要加错被骗)

J1N-古着刺青:
    没见过这些照片的你 凭什么说爱我[微笑] ​​​
[Havent seen these pictures of you love me for what [smiles]]


古着刺青特邀刷碗工

新华网:
    #早安,你好#有的人改变,因为懂了道理。有的人改变,因为看到了别人的变化。有的人改变因为尝到了甜头。有的人改变,因为太痛苦。有的人改变,因为失去了什么。也有的人,太固执于自己的习惯和惰性,不管发生了什么都不改变。而生活很简单,你不做出改变的努力,就得忍受习惯和惰性的痛苦。 ​​​​
[# # good morning, how are you some people change, because understand the truth. Some people change, because saw the change of others. Some people change because the taste is sweet. Some people change, because is too painful. Some people changed, what has been lost. Also some people, too stubborn in their habits and inertia, no matter what happened all dont change. The life is very simple, you dont change efforts, have to suffer the anguish that habits and inertia. ​​​​]


新华网法人微博。让新闻离你更近!

晁然然然然:
    hi朋友们
闪现到海边给大家早安!
[拳头] ​​​

[Hi friends < br > flash to the sea to everybody good morning! < br > [fist]]


hello world! (工作事宜请发邮件至chaorangongzuo@,除工作微信外无其他QQ号微信号)

思想箴言:
    好的坏的就照单全收吧  
不要任何事情都跟别人讲  
这世上真的没有感同身受  
只能冷暖自知 ​​​

[Well accept according to the order of good, bad and < br > tell others about < br > dont anything else in the world is there really no empathy < br > only affair]


收录精彩图文,分享瞬间感动,感悟人生真谛。

一句心情签名:
    你越懂事,这世界就让你承受越多与年龄不符的痛苦;你越忍耐,这世界就给你越多需要忍耐的东西。 ​​​​
[The more you understand, the world will let you bear the pain of the more inconsistent with age; You more patience, this world will give you the more need of patience. ​​​​]


有没有一个词、一句话,让你想起某件事、某个人;有没有那么一段情,让你。。

学诚法师:
    回复@shinestine
爆发出来,当下是痛快了,但后患无穷,这都是没有智慧的做法。忍得辛苦,是根本不懂“忍辱”,不会修忍,内心没有力量。佛法说的“忍辱”,绝不是委委屈屈、忍气吞声,而是一种极其强大的超越的力量,内心不会为外界所动,就像参天大树,外在境界如同蚍蜉,无法撼动。不具有这种力量 ​​​

[Reply @ shinestine < br > burst, the moment is happy, but the devil, this is not wisdom. Endure hard work, is dont understand shame, not endure, without inner strength. Buddhist says shame, is by no means committee, injustice, and submit to humiliation, but an extremely powerful beyond the power of heart not to move from the outside, like giant trees, external boundary as ant, can shake. Dont have this power]


佛教的未来需要靠大家的共同努力.

正能量录:
    不管你用什么方式活着,我们只有一个目的,别违心,以及别后悔,还有,去他妈的人言可畏。 ​ ​​​
[No matter what method you use to live, we only have one purpose, dont go against, and dont regret, also, fuck hang him. ​ ​​​]


每天正能量!商务合作请加qq:

涨涨麻麻:
    早安![挤眼] ​​​
[Good morning! [eye]]


专注量化投资研究,股市投资即修行,分享投资心得,所有言论均不构成投资建议!

陈漫ChenMan:
    早 ​​​
[early]


工作联系:chenchen E-mail:ceo@canoone Instagram chenman

怀孕育儿一点通:
    #产后恢复#【产后腹部恢复的小技巧】双手奉上孕期前后的一些小叮咛and产后腹部恢复的小技巧,望笑纳[可爱]PS:动图里的几个动作也适合缓解胃下垂导致的小腹外凸,久坐导致的便秘和腹部皮肤松弛哦~女王瘦腹操练起来,腹婆变身小腰精[ok] ​​​
[# # postpartum recovery postpartum abdominal resume tips 】 【 on hands of small hands before and after pregnancy and postpartum abdominal resume tips, hope take it [lovely] PS several movements in the diagram is also suitable for ease gastroptosis cause alvine outside convex, sedentary cause constipation and abdominal skin flabby queen ~ practice, thin abdomen abdomen woman turns into a small waist fine [ok]]


百万妈妈都在关注的母婴类公众号,为妈妈们分享有趣有料有科学的孕育知识

猫小北的厕所读物:
    上课不好好听课,被老师请出去了!![喵喵][喵喵] ​#搞笑# ​​​
[Dont listen well in class, please go out by the teacher!!!!! [meow] [meow meow] # # funny]


每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖,最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ

几米漫画集:
    与你在乎的人吵架,
能让他全盘崩溃的那句话就在舌尖上,
你却忍住了没有说。
对局面有掌控,
对他人留余地,对自己有约束,
这是情商高的表现。 ​​​

[Quarrel with the people you care about, < br > can make him the collapse of the words on the tip of the tongue, < br > but you endure not said. < br > have a control on the situation, < br > make allowance to others, to oneself constraint, < br > this is a sign of high emotional intelligence. ​​​]


迷宫般的城市,让人习惯看相同的景物,走相同的路线,到相同的目的地;习惯让人的生活不再变化。

稻盛和夫:
    #稻盛语录#
据说人的烦恼有种之多,特别是其中的“贪、瞋、痴”这三毒。
要完全消除三毒不可能,但可以努力去抑制它们、控制它们。在具体做法上没有捷径,但只要将诚实、感谢、反省这一类“简单易行的修炼”持续实践就行。另外,平时养成用理性判断事物的习惯也很重要。 ​​​

[# # rice dish quotation < br > it is said that mans troubles have seed, especially the greed, aversion, and delusion the three drugs. < br > to completely eliminate three poison impossible, but you can try to suppress them, control them. There is no shortcut on the practice, but as long as honest, thank you, to reflect this kind of easy in the science of uniting the continuous practice. In addition, get into the habit of using rational judgment things at ordinary times is also very important. ​​​]


日本京瓷公司名誉会长、日本KDDI最高顾问、日本航空公司董事长、稻盛和夫(北京)管理顾问有限公司名誉董事长

另类GIF你懂的:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一股浓浓的画面感 ​​​​ #搞笑# ​​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a strong scope # # funny]


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让你逗我笑:
    【一个不该被遗忘的人![作揖]】南京大屠杀时,她是金陵女子学校的主任,美国政府要求她离开,但她执意留下,她保护了万余名难民免遭屠戮,她为挽救成千上万名中国姑娘免遭侮辱数度遭日军威胁,殴打。南京市民称其为“活菩萨”,她的墓碑上写着“金陵永生”。位高尚妓女属虚构,而她是真实的,她叫 ​​​
[[a man should not be forgotten! [bowing] 】 the nanjing massacre, she is the director of the jinling girls school, the government asked her to leave, but she was determined to leave, shes protecting the thousands of thousands of refugees from slaughtered, she to save tens of thousands of Chinese girl several times by the Japanese military threat from insults, beaten. Nanjing residents described it as living Buddha, her tombstone reads jinling eternal life. A noble prostitute fictitious, while she is real, her name is]


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完美的猎手:
    早安!周日!🏃🏻[笑哈哈] ​​​
[Good morning! On Sunday! 🏃🏻[笑哈哈] ​​​]


十万个心情签名:
    “ 你花那么多时间 去认识无关痛痒的朋友; 还不如花点时间 认识自己 !” ​​​
[You spend so much time to know friends innocuous; It is better to take time to know yourself! ​​​]


一句心情一段回忆,一个签名一段情感,总有那么一句,那么一段,让你感同深受。推广合作私信qq

国史古风:
    堂前燕,沐烟雨,鸣月孤飞,月下荷,濯清涟,伴泥摇曳,楼中人,染相思。#国史古风# ​​​
[Hall, a former yan, mu misty rain, solitary fly, month under load, zhuo QingLian, with mud, swaying floor middleman, dye the lovesickness. # # country ancientry]


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Ming_the_Great_大明:
    读懂“洛克文明底线”,可彻底治愈脑残
tRlqMowF ​​​

[Read the bottom line lok civilization, can be completely cured brain-dead < br > tRlqMowF]


个人网站 wu.ustc.edu 百度百科:tFOoGSD

真搞笑集中营:
    阿喵,给你新买的充气娃娃到了。。。屎开,劳资要真实的妹子[怒] #搞笑# ​​​​
[Meow, buy you new dolls to... Shit, labor to real sister [anger] # # funny]


♪萌萌哒 ☞坏坏哒

专业塔罗占卜导师Lala:
    爱一个人最好的方式 是经营好自己
给对方一个优质的爱人
生日快乐 身体健康
心想事成
你一定大旺啊 男人@陳信成Jackie ​​​

[Love a person is the best way to operate your < br > < br > give each other a good lover happy birthday Health < br > < br > did you must have big prosperous Men @ Chen Xin into Jackie]


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评论古今:
    不要期待,不要假想,顺其自然,如果注定,就一定会发生。人生没有那么多莺莺燕燕,什么是好的生活,什么是好的伴侣,无非就是,你饿了,做给你吃,你渴了,端给你喝,你冷了,给你盖被,你病了,给你拿药,哪怕你心烦了,也能骂他几句不是。脚踏实地的,比什么都强。 ​​​​
[Imaginary, dont look forward to, dont let it be, if destined, it will happen. Life is not that much of miss yan yan, what is a good life, what is a good partner, is that you are hungry, do eat for you, you are thirsty, give you drink, you are cold, to cover you, you are ill, give you medicine, even when you are upset, also can scold him a few words is not. Down-to-earth, better than nothing. ​​​​]


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懂点心计学:
    八秒速算技巧,快为孩子收藏吧![good] tRlcl ​​​
[Simplified technique, eight seconds faster collection for children! [good] tRlcl]


心计是一门学问,一种智慧。心计是一种用来观察别人,保护自己的生存原则。~~每天懂得一点心计学,每天进步一点点。

酒足饭饱勾二嫂:
    如何撩[doge] ​​​
[How to liao [doge]]


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