周末休闲看喜总，有梗有乐有故事。本期#喜剧总动员# 为大家带来了一系列的“深度喜剧”。@陈赫 穿上帅气军装呼吁反战；@演员侯勇 重现经典力反贪腐；@秦岚 演“花瓶”讽刺娱乐圈乱象；@魏大勋 崭新王子形象坎坷救父。现有超值折优惠，登陆优酷购买VIP会员，免广告看节目！在优酷，#喜总很酷#...全文： m.weibo
[The weekend leisure look like always, have terrier happy story. This # # comedy general mobilization to bring us a series of comedy depth. @ Chen He Put on a handsome uniforms for war; @ hou yong actors Anti-corruption reproduce classical force; @ Qin Lan play vase irony in the entertainment industry chaos; @ taka big party A new image bumpy save father prince. Existing value discount, landing youku purchase VIP member, free advertisement to see! In youku, # # xi always cool... The full text m. eibo]
新浪新闻客户端：谁说娇小女生驾驭不了长裙呢 [doge]
[Who said that harness the dress not petite girls [doge]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【周冬雨绿色透视曳地长裙清新十足 甜美挥手】近日，周冬雨在上海出席某活动。身穿绿色曳地长裙搭配一头短发的她清新十足 ↓↓网友纷纷表示，小蝌蚪越来越有女人味了[哈哈]周冬雨在候场趁助理不注意她时，偷偷觅食擦嘴，十分鬼马可爱[偷笑] ↓↓tRlfQYFX
[[zhou green, very pure and fresh perspective drag ground of the dress Sweet wave 】 recently, zhou in Shanghai to attend some activities. Wearing a green dress collocation drag ground short hair she fresh left left netizens have said, the small tadpole is becoming more and more have feminine taste ha ha zhou in hand while assistant do not pay attention to her, secretly foraging wipe your mouth, very ghost Ma Keai left left tRlfQYFX [laughing]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：@魏大勋 @谭松韵seven #喜剧总动员#舞台再次合作演绎高颜值兄妹，爆笑上演“王子复仇记”[小黄人高兴]剧情设定新颖有趣，可以说是从头笑到尾了，优酷君要为脑洞大开的编剧打电话！！！在优酷，#喜总很酷#，有趣的灵魂更酷！tRlfjH
[@ # @ songyun tan wei big great seven comedy story # stage again cooperation deduce high levels of brother and sister in appearance, joke prince revenge on [huang] good to scenarios the fun and laughter is all, youku jun call for imaginative screenwriter!!!!!! In youku, # # xi always cool, interesting soul more cool! tRlfjH]
猫扑：如何救起一支要沉没的小舟，目瞪口呆[哆啦A梦吃惊] tRlbRMEv （via @柚子木字幕组 ）
[How to save A sinking boat, dumbfounded [doraemon surprised] tRlbRMEv (via @ grapefruit wood subtitle group)]
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冷笑话精选：我就这么点优点，全被你们知道去了[doge]
[I was a few advantages, all been you know [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
知乎：#知乎放映室# 「电视剧《神雕侠侣》的小龙女到现在位置一共 个版本，这当中有毁天灭地的版本，有被人奉为不朽经典的版本，也有现在并不为人所熟知的版本。你最喜欢哪一版的小龙女？」👉tRlfHpv
[# zhihu projection booth # TV series of giant little dragon female position in a version up to now, this version of destroyed day out, have been as an enduring classic version, there are now not familiar version. Which version of the little dragon female do you like best? 👉tRlfHpv ]
发现更大的世界
南方都市报：【不惧刺骨海水 民警迎风破浪救少年[心]】近日，山东青岛即墨公安分局民警陈起超带着儿子到公园玩。当天温度很低，海水接近冰点。陈起超见一少年被困海中，立即脱掉衣裤，奋不顾身将他从水中救起，然后穿衣默默离开。tRltKzsY
[【 unafraid to bitter water Police beat up to save the young [heart]] recently, shandong Qingdao cieme public security bureau police Chen Qi ultra took the son to play in the park. The temperature is very low, and the sea close to freezing point. Chen Qi super see youth was trapped in the sea and immediately took off his clothing and desperate will he rescued from the water, and then dress silently leave. tRltKzsY]
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顶尖设计：东京街拍 by 铃木达夫 Tatsuo Suzuki
[Tokyo street snap by Suzuki Tatsuo duff Suzuki]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国时尚网站总结的女性面容四大类别，分为“清淡女颜”“浓厚女颜”“清淡男颜”“浓厚男颜”，并指出了适合的妆容类型...你觉得你属于哪一个？
[Island fashion web site summary of female faces four major categories, divided into light yan strong female yan light male yan strong male yan, and points out the suitable type of makeup... Which one do you think you belong to? ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：[作揖][心][鲜花]@投资观察-郁佳[赞]@羊总之花菜炒蟹#淡定从容爱茅台+理性平和论茅台#回复@岁月的奇迹里面的信息量，其实是很大的，其重要性足以让持有贵州茅台在年获得超额收益。这是很值得重视的思考啊！
[[bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ investment observation - YuJia [who] # @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab love maotai + rational calm detachment of maotai reply # @ the miracle of time inside information, is very big, enough to hold the importance of guizhou maotai get excess returns in years. It is worthy of thinking!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[作揖][心][鲜花]@阿童米的围脖大开眼界[话筒][鼓掌][good][给力][威武][音乐][鲜花][微风][赞][作揖]
[[bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ ATong m collar eye-opening [microphone] [applause.] [good] [to] [power] [music] [flowers] [wind] [who] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[鲜花][心][作揖]@benbenruc：谢谢@但斌 总无私分享！[鲜花][鲜花][good][good]
[[a flower] [heart] [bowing] @ benbenruc thank you @ but bin always selfless share! [a flower] [flowers] [good] [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@东方教主：感谢但总，从这份研究报告中，可以得出来结论：这个时代是大象跳舞的时代，公司体量看起来很大，但舞起来却一点都不显得笨重，这些伟大的公司强者恒强，优秀的产品，超级的渠道，优秀的团队，这些基本面都鉴定了公司的品质，这些伟大的企业现在投资进去，不出三年，将会获得至少
[@ Oriental hierarch thank you but, from the study, can come out the conclusion that the time is the time when the elephants dance, company size looks very big, but dont slow dance together, the great company the strong stronger, excellent products, super channels, excellent team, these fundamentals are identified the companys quality, the great enterprise investment in now, within three years, will be at least]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：+[允悲]@凡凡不喜下雨天 想帮你吃完所有好吃的冰激凌[doge]
[+ [allow sad] @ who all dont like rainy days Want to help you eat all the delicious ice cream [doge]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
一块去旅行：【两人三天四夜人均￥的重庆之行】依山建筑的“山城”、云清雾重的“雾都”、两江环绕的“江城”、穿云过江的“魔都”、都是爱上这个城市的理由。作者学成计组书颜色
[【 two trip to chongqing three days and four nights RMB per capita] mountain building mountain city, say that clear heavy fog foggy city, jiang, surrounded by two rivers and wear cloud across the magic, is reason to fall in love with this city. The author well group color book]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂# 车辆不慎涉水，一些部件可能会被积水弄湿，甚至被积水灌入，若不能正确处理，会引发车辆故障，带来安全隐患。那么汽车如何安全涉水、脱险？快来听柳实教授讲解。tRlbamk
[Old driver class # # vehicles accidentally wading, some parts may be water wet, even by water injection, if not handled correctly, can cause the vehicle fault, bring safe hidden trouble. So how safe wading, escape car? Come and listen to professor Eugene explains. tRlbamk]
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最丰富的汽车活动。
东方航空：#MU大视野# 巴黎先贤祠里的一个装置艺术，一圈圈的循环…完全停不下来。[doge] tRWgrnA
[# # MU view about Paris pantheon of an installation art, coils of cycle... Stop completely. [doge] tRWgrnA]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
冷笑话精选：说到英语，你第一个想到的单词是？ [doge]
[When it comes to English, you first think of the word is? [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#夜福利#萌萌的小公举~MINI COUNTRYMAN 款 .T COOPER S ALL 探险家~
[# # of sprouting little public election night welfare to the MINI COUNTRYMAN paragraph. ~ T COOPER S ALL explorer]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：[哆啦A梦吃惊]@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長感谢bee哥拔草[拜拜][拜拜][拜拜][拜拜]@冰镇香草芝士皮皮虾听都没听过的牌子[小黄人高兴]@顾惜之[汗]@风吹丁丁响当当 Emmmmmm[二哈]
[[doraemon surprised] @ prick silk pulling weeds dragonfly captain who thank bee elder brother [bynum] [bynum] [bynum] [bynum] @ iced vanilla cheese pipi shrimp to have never heard of brandyellow people happy @ pity [Mr Khan] @ the wind of tintin big Emmmmmm ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：【高考故意交白卷小伙年后重新报考：一时冲动选错路】年高考，徐孟南在试卷上乱写一通，表达对高考的看法，之后外出打工。“承受了很多压力，让父母失望，更错失了大学校门。”年后徐孟南开始四处劝学，让考生珍惜机会。日前他已回老家报名，准备参加明年高考。安徽网tRlymuRL
[【 deliberately draw guy years college entrance examination to enter oneself for an examination choose the wrong road on the spur of the moment 】 in the university entrance exam, Xu Mengna scribble on paper, to express views on the university entrance exam, after go out to work. A lot of pressure, let my parents down, more miss university. Years later Xu Mengna began gakumon everywhere, let the examinee cherish chance. Yesterday he was home, ready to attend the university entrance exam next year. Anhui network tRlymuRL]
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ZAKER：【.万起 一汽大众新款高尔夫家族上市】 .万起， 一汽大众新款高尔夫家族上市！ tRlfoKjr
[【. All the listed 】 faw Volkswagen new golf family. Wan, faw-vw new golf family listed! tRlfoKjr]
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冷笑话精选：没在怕[微笑]@宅男宅女集中营这是我最有底气的一次！
[Not in fear of the [smiles] @ otaku dont go out for a long time of female camps this is my deepest once!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：猜猜优酷君在哪儿？据说明天#来优酷看猎场# 可以捕获主演们，还有签名照可以拿！！优酷君已经准备好去偶遇男神了，咱们tRlfaiP ！[doge]
[Guess where youku jun? It is said that # # to youku the hunting ground tomorrow can capture stars, autographed and can take!!!!! Youku has been prepared to encounter a male god, lets tRlfaiP! [doge]]
优酷：#喜剧总动员#版《人民的名义》上线，老戏骨@演员侯勇 凭借过硬的演技再演贪官，相似的身份背景，却演出了不一样的情感和细节。在优酷，#喜总很酷#，侯老师的演技更酷！队长@吳君如大美女 君如姐看了侯勇老师的表演直说想邀请他去演电影[酷]tRlfawOD
[# # comedy story edition of the people in the name of the online, hou yong old play bone @ actors With excellent acting skills to play a corrupt official, similar to the identity of the background, but show different emotions and details. In youku, always cool # # xi, hou teacher acting more cool! Captain @ kongs big beauty Jun such as elder sister to see the performance of the hou yong teacher say want to invite him to go to a movie [cool] tRlfawOD]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【这个看脸的世界 长得好会卖萌是多么的重要[挤眼]】过街老鼠，人人喊打？泰国一只老鼠的头部，卡在煤气罐底部的孔洞上，进出不得，表情透露出淡淡的悲伤↓↓煤气罐主人看到这只老鼠挺萌挺可怜的，就做了这样的举动↓↓网友：这个看脸的世界！[doge]tRlfXwKW
[In the face of the world Will grow well show MOE how important it is [eye]] rat crossing the street, everyone loved to play? Thailand a mouse head, card on the gas cylinder at the bottom of the hole, in and out of the can not, expression, revealed faint sadness left left gas canisters master see this is a rather poor mouses eruption, such a move is done left left netizen this watch face of the world! [doge] tRlfXwKW]
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南方都市报：【宿舍楼内无故殴打、辱骂女生 名未成年少女因校园欺凌获刑】日，北京西城法院公开宣判一起校园欺凌案。朱某等名未成年女生在校内无故殴打、辱骂两名女生，造成其中一人精神抑郁，至今无法正常生活学习。法官认为虽是未成年人，但随意殴打他人致伤，已构成寻衅滋事罪，依法应予惩处。朱某获刑年，...全文： m.weibo
[Inside the dormitory building have beaten, abused women Teenage girls because of bullying sentence 】, Beijing xicheng court announced publicly in bullying. Zhu Mou etc of underage girls without beating, abusive language, two girls in the school, one of cause depression, still cant normal life, learning. The judge thought is a minor, but casual injuries, assault and battery constitute stir-up-trouble crime, shall be punished in accordance with the law. Zhu Mou sentenced to years,... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#喜剧总动员# 真是个大改造的舞台。第二季现场，美女@秦岚 扮演的从不背台词疯狂制造演出事故的“花瓶”逗笑全场，不仅长得美还如此会搞笑，难怪最后导师们都纷纷抛出了橄榄枝。在优酷，#喜总很酷# ，突破自我的@秦岚 也很酷哦[鼓掌]tRlffgjz
[# # comedy story is really a big transformation stage. In the second quarter of the scene, beauty @ Qin Lan never played back vase laugh lines crazy make accident, will not only look beautiful so funny, its no wonder that the mentors have to offer an olive branch. In youku, always cool # # xi, break through ego @ Qin Lan is also very cool tRlffgjz [applause.]]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子被重型货车卷进前轮 神秘声音让她死里逃生】月日，一驾驶电动自行车欲闯红灯行驶的女子遭重型货车撞击，货车碾过了电动车，女子摔倒在两个前轮之间，如果再往前开一两米，她就会被碾压↓↓交警李卫发现后，一个及时的举动让大车司机及时踩住了刹车↓↓tRlffMDs
[The woman was heavy truck in the front Mysterious voice let her close month day, a young woman driving electric bicycle to driving through a red light by heavy duty truck, truck ran over electric vehicles, woman falls between the two front wheels, if go on one or two meters, she will be crushed left left traffic police li discovered, a timely action let cart driver left left tRlffMDs foot on the brake in time]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：开场就互怼！@沈腾 一本正经的胡说八道，@贾玲 满脸“深情”的吐槽搞怪，喜剧界的“沈贾”效应让你爆笑连连，#喜剧总动员# 第二季带你看最有趣的开场表演。在优酷，#喜总很酷# ，导师“互怼”真的酷！tRlfUi
[The opening is mutual Dui! @ Shen Teng serious nonsense, @ Jia Ling with a deep poking fun at whimsy, comedy scene of shen jia effect you laugh, # # comedy story in the second quarter to take you to see the most interesting opening. In youku, always cool # # xi, mentor mutual Dui really cool! tRlfUi]
猫扑：#投稿#一只快乐的羊蝎子[哈哈]
[A happy sheep scorpion contribute # # (ha ha)]
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优酷：见过了各种贱萌耍宝的@陈赫 ，#喜剧总动员# 第二季可要带你看看穿上军装正气十足的@陈赫 了，用实力告诉大家他不只是会演“曾小贤”，在优酷，#喜总很酷# ，军人陈赫也很酷[小黄人高兴]tRlfqzs
[Seen all sorts of base of playing @ Chen He, # # comedy story in the second quarter will show you into uniform @ Chen He very vital qi, tell everyone he didnt just turn with the strength had little xian, in youku, always cool # # xi, troops are cool Chen He tRlfqzs [yellow people happy]]
优酷：剁手季不孤单，爱豆陪你嗨，在超级豪华阵容揭露之后，每天都忍不住放开脑洞猜想今年#猫晚#到底会有什么新花样？是章子怡@稀土部队 @汪峰 夫妻档同台献唱？还是范爷@范冰冰 和大黑牛@李晨 现场公布婚期？如果真的是酱，今年的晚会怕是有点太甜惹！然鹅……谜底也只有到猫晚才能知道，期待ing ～ ...全文： m.weibo
[Chop hand season is not lonely, love accompany you hi, after Revelations in super luxury lineup, every day cant help but let go of the imagination to guess what # # cat later this year there will be new tricks? Is zhang ziyi @ @ Mr Wang rare earth forces Couples from singing? Or a fan bingbing @ fan bingbing and big black cattle @ live announced the wedding? If it is sauce, this year the party even a bit too sweet to provoke! However, goose... Answer only cat late can also know, looking forward to ing... The full text m. eibo]
小浪同学爱吐槽：#女生洗澡的时候这么玩过吗#？好可爱[心]洗完澡#化了妆之后再穿衣服的你#，又是另外一番模样[二哈]
[# # so played girl you take a shower? How lovely [heart] # made up after a bath to wear clothes you #, is a different shape ,]
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