一首有故事的歌，李宗盛的《漂洋过海来看你》有故事的男人，为啥他总能把悲伤唱得如此从容？[二哈]tRlLqG
[A song has a story, Jonathan lee of the oceans to see you have a story of a man, why he always sings so easy sadness? [two ha] tRlLqG]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：京都｜Takashi Yasui
[Kyoto | Takashi Yasui]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女人穿破洞裤就该被性侵？律师公开发表此言论被炮轰】在国外一档法律节目中，埃及一律师称女人穿破洞牛仔裤，是一种邀请他人骚扰自己的行为，男人对其实施性侵是承担“国家义务”！他的言论当即引起在场女嘉宾不满↓↓而在此前节目中，他还曾脱下鞋子狂揍嘉宾[费解]↓↓tRlLGld
[【 women wear pants of holes should be sexually assaulted? Lawyer spoke publicly shelled 】 an law in foreign countries, a lawyer said Egypt woman wear ripped jeans, is a kind of invite others harass their behavior, a man for the implementation of sexual abuse is national obligations! His remarks immediately cause dissatisfaction with the presence of female guest left left in the previous program, he had also took off his shoes and crazy beat [difficult] left left tRlLGld down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：〖你今年___岁，做过什么突破年龄限制的尝试____ 〗两万评论，描绘了只属于你们自己的人生故事，为敢于打破界限的你们打call！如果你还不敢打破年龄的限制，榜姐推荐你们看 @OLAY 携手@宋茜 演绎的#无惧年龄#MVtRWzWdO[喵喵]还有你们最爱的双十一爆款单品OLAY光感小白瓶中奖名单已公布。
[[you ___ years old this year, do any attempt to break through the age limit ____] twenty thousand comments, depicts the belong to your own life story, to dare to break the boundaries of your call! If you still cant break the limit of the age, elder sister would recommend you to see a list of @ OLAY @ Victoria song hand in hand to deduce the # # fearless age MVtRWzWdO [meow] and your favorite double tenth a hot style sheet is tasted OLAY light white bottles of the winners has been released. ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
玩转instagram：↓↓↓实验结果证明……如果非要让别人拍我的话，那美图V可以一试[二哈]tRlATv
[Left left left the experimental results show... If I dont want to let others, it wont [two ha] tRlATv V can be a try]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
汽车之家：#家家汽车文化##斯柯达明锐#【丽江-香格里拉游记(上)恼人天气蓝月谷】hi！各位同学，我翟元又回来啦，这次与我之前的美食游记还稍稍不同，因为这次的游记更多偏人文一些，地点是从大理到丽江再到香格里拉，往返天时间，我和我老婆一起去看看这个号称国内最接近天堂的地方。tRlLGtF
[# # # # every auto culture skoda Octavia [lijiang, shangri-la travels (on) annoying weather blue moon valley 】 hi! The classmate of everyone, I am zhai yuan back again, and again this time and food travels before I still slightly different, because the humanity some travel more, site from Dali to lijiang, shangri-la, days back and forth, my wife and I go to take a look at this so-called home the most close to paradise places. tRlLGtF]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：#听！张若昀有话对你说# 生活中他自称北京的胡同串子，独爱哈士奇。[doge]作为一个特别爱干净的处女座，会不会被狗子弄脏的房间虐到崩溃？[允悲][允悲]@科沃斯 戳： tRlwRdN
来天猫科沃斯旗舰店，听男神@张若昀 亲口告诉你！ tRlwIqzj
[# listen to! Zhang Reyun he claimed to have something to tell you # life together string son of the Beijing hutongs, loved huskies. [doge] as a special love clean virgo, dog will be dirty room abuse to collapse? [allow sad] [allow sad] @ kwong stamp tRlwRdN < br > to day cat voss flagship store, listen @ Zhang Reyun male god To tell you! tRlwIqzj]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
天猫：点击进入天猫#双爆款清单#超级发布盛典——汪涵、陶晶莹携超强阵容，袁姗姗、欧阳靖、贾静雯、盛一伦、刘畊宏等大咖亲临现场，揭秘款双精选爆款。 tRlACEKo .
[Click to enter Tmall # # super double hot style list released festival - Wang Han,, matilda tao with super lineup, shanshan, jin, yuan, four, put an Aaron, liu geng hong, such as large coffee on hand, reveal two selected hot style. TRlACEKo.]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：明明两个人很相爱，可是男朋友却一直犹豫纠结要不要在一起，他说现在给不了我承诺，因为他条件并不好，看他也很伤心，说让我好好的希望我幸福。听他话的意思又不希望我短时间内找到别的爱人，又不能直接告诉我在一起。同时还不想让自己现在这样累，他说很爱我很在乎我，不想我为了他...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend when two people deeply in love, but have been hesitant struggle to boyfriend dont together, he said now cant give I promise, because his condition is not good, see he also sad, said let I good hope I happiness. Listen to the meaning of his words and dont want me to in a short period of time to find other lover, and not directly tell me together. Also dont want to let oneself so tired now, he said very love me care about me, dont want me to him... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我老公性格粗鲁 没学历 甚至写字都七扭八歪 优点是勤劳 能赚钱 有责任心 对我和女儿呵护备至 结婚后一直请保姆照顾我生活 也算比较爱我 由于性格粗鲁 他说自己特别没有女人缘 女人见了他 刚开始由于他高大帅气 衣着有品位 还会被他吸引 但了解到他性格后 都会退避三舍 我倒是不担心他...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband character rude no education Even write all seven twisting eight slanting Advantage is diligent can make money A sense of responsibility for my daughter and I take good care after marriage has been a nanny to take care of my life is more love me Because personality is rude He said he was particularly got rotten luck with women A woman saw him At first because he is tall handsome Clothing that has grade Will be attracted to him But to know that his character Will be heading for the hills I dont have to worry about him... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
音悦台：#郑容和#两场吻戏合集，让你一次扎心个够！那些年郑网红被自己吻戏支配的恐惧[笑cry]tRlLtc
[# # Zheng Rong and two kiss collection, make you a firm heart is enough! In those years zheng web celebrity by his fear [laugh cry] tRlLtc kiss]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
猫扑：我要被这两位在鬼屋中的女主播笑死了tRlPjsYP （视频：@腹黑欧美圈）
[I want to be the two anchorwoman died laughing in the haunted house tRlPjsYP (video @ belly black circle in Europe and America)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
南方都市报：【他首次发现黑洞吸积的新模式，重塑天文界传统认知[心]】晴朗的夜空，天文爱好者们喜欢将望远镜对准闪烁的繁星，而中国科学家刘继峰却习惯将镜头对准宇宙最黑暗的角落——黑洞。对于他来说，那里才有最曼妙的风景。也因此，他首次发现了黑洞吸积的新模式，打破了天文学界以往的认知……（光明网）...全文： m.weibo
[He first discovered the new model of the black hole accretion, reshape the astronomical community traditional cognition [heart]] clear night sky, astronomy enthusiasts like to telescope at the blinking stars, while Chinese scientists ji-feng liu habit to the darkest corner of the universe - lens on black holes. For him, there is one of the most spectacular views. Also as a result, he found the new mode of the black hole accretion for the first time, broke the cognitive astronomy ever... (kwangmyong)... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：#车评精选# 这个吸引力很可以 [嘻嘻]
[Evaluation of selected # # car this attraction is can (hee hee)]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
但斌：妈妈做的菜好吃！[心][鲜花][干杯][赞][微风]
[Mum cooking delicious! [heart] [flowers] [drink] [who] [wind]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【医生电梯里劝阻吸烟 被劝老人突发心脏病离世家属索赔万】医生杨君在电梯里劝一老人不要抽烟，发生争执，老人心脏病发作离世。家属索赔余万元！法院一审认为，医生与老人死亡无必然因果关系，但确发生言语争执，判其补偿.万...家属却因不满判罚再上诉↓↓tRlLZg
[The doctors discourage smoking in the elevator Be advised the old man had a heart attack death families claim than 】 the doctor three-phase to persuade the old man not to smoke in an elevator, a dispute, the old man had a heart attack. Family members claim ten thousand yuan! The court of first instance that the doctor and the old man died without necessarily cause and effect, but it happened verbal argument, given its compensation. M... Families are left left tRlLZg because of dissatisfaction with the decision to appeal]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：回复@午后阳光实话实说好[赞][作揖]@午后阳光实话实说，这个配速是渣渣水平，[嘻嘻]，只要你有时间去跑@但斌回复@散人我是慢跑啊！跑着舒服就好！不追求成绩[笑cry]没什么心得[哈哈]@散人但总 有空分享一下跑步的心得 一般人跑步如何达到你这水准
[Reply @ the afternoon sunlight be honest good [great] [bowing] @ the afternoon sunlight to be honest, the pace is Tony level, (hee hee), as long as you have the time to run @ but bin reply @ scattered people jogging I was! Running well good! Do not pursue results [laugh cry] nothing resultha ha @ scattered people free but always share the experience of running The average person running how to achieve this level of you]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@朱治斌：《白鹿原》也有相应的句子，摘录如下＂世事就俩字：福祸......凡遇到好事的时光甭张狂，张狂过头了后边就有祸事;凡遇到祸事的时光也甭乱套，忍着受着，哪怕咬着牙也得忍着受着，忍过了受过了好事跟着就来了。＂
[@ Zhu Zhibin white deer, also has the corresponding sentence below are the world is two words blessing... All in good time dont puffed up, puffed up too far behind to have disaster; Every encounter disaster time also dont broken, endure by, even if the bite a tooth also have to endure suffering from, he received a good follow. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【贝爷挑战极限提车，直呼so easy[doge]】贝爷停的这车，前后被堵死，看他怎么开出去？ 贝爷温馨提示：如果你停的车被前后夹住，又没有大力士在身边，记住：耐心是种美德！[允悲]@汽车视频 @汽车黑科技 @购车帮帮忙 @购车完全指南 tRlwxhZj
[# # weibo communication radio [Mr Ye the challenge the limit car, call so easy [doge]] Mr Ye parked the car, before and after blocking, see how he open out? Mr Ye warm prompt if you stop, before and after the car was no hercules around again, remember patience is a virtue! [allow sad] @ video @ car black technology @ car help @ car-buying guide tRlwxhZj completely]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：转发抽送一台骚到爆炸的Note猩焰红，先不说能不能抽中吧，至少要沾沾红色的喜气才行。不想过完双吃土的，也赶紧来搞这个元剁手现金吧。 #我就是很红#
[Forward pumping a SAO to explosion Note scarlet flame red, dont say cant smoke in the first, at least have to be red beaming. Dont want to after double eat soil, also hurriedly to make the yuan chop hand in cash. # # I is very red]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：不敢想[允悲]@LLLLL_amy：两个人看到对方心就酥了 眼就笑了
[Dare not think [allow sad] @ LLLLL_amy two people see each other heart is crisp eyes smiled]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
薛蛮子：你们猜猜这个可爱的孩子是哪个国家的?
[You guess which country is this cute child? ]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
但斌：发表了博文《阿里巴巴发布第三季度财报+收入同比大增%》tRlLhasj
[Published the post released third quarter earnings + revenue increased % > tRlLhasj]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【女子手脚被夹怒骂施救消防：这都弄不开！让你陪手！[怒]】月日，安徽宣城，一名女子在草丛中，脚和手都被铁夹子夹住，痛苦不堪。消防员赶到救援时，夹子一时无法掰开，她一脸嫌弃和不忿，怒称消防员没用：这都弄不开！我指甲卡住了，指甲里有肉，让你陪手了！tRlckG
[The womens hands and feet is denounced rescue fire fighting I cant get it open! Let you accompany hand! [anger]] month day, anhui xuancheng, a woman in the grass, feet and hands are iron clip clamps, pain. Firefighters rushed to the rescue, the clip cant break, she a face of abandon and defiantly, nu fireman said I cant get it open! Stuck my nails, nail with meat, let you accompany a hand! tRlckG]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#疯狂衣橱吊牌#纳尼！去GET疯狂衣橱同款的同时还能得优酷会员？！即日起，在各大商场店铺找到“疯狂衣橱吊牌”，并与之合影，带话题#疯狂衣橱吊牌#发微博，将有机会获得优酷会员卡一张！明天开始抽奖，截止到下周五，@疯狂衣橱 将每天抽取三人，送出优酷会员，仅限一周哦~[笑而不语]
[# crazy wardrobe tag # what! To GET crazy wardrobe with money at the same time also can better youku member? ! From now on, in each big shops find tags crazy almirah, and take photos, take topic tag # # crazy almirah tweeting, will have the opportunity to obtain optimal cool your membership card! Tomorrow began to draw, by next Friday, @ crazy wardrobe Extract three people every day will send out the youku members, only a week oh ~ [smiling without a word]]
玩转instagram：理想中的家。
[The ideal home. ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
小野妹子学吐槽：兰蔻史上最强促销活动终于要来了~划算的让人暴风哭泣，小黑瓶ml超值套装强势现身，买ml送ml，还加送ml的安瓶体验装，没有试过安瓶的宝宝们也可以趁这个机会尝试一下！链接戳戳戳 tRlnuQ #双来了# 快来瓜分亿红包，亿购物津贴
[Lancome is strongest in the history of sales promotion is finally coming to cost-effective to storm cry, the little black bottle ml bargain strong suit in, buy ml send ml, also with ml ampoules experience, havent tried ampoules babies can also take this opportunity to try! Link chuo chuo chuo tRlnuQ # # double come fast to carve up a red envelope, shopping allowance]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
一块去旅行：狂欢要有美食伴！来必胜客#双十一AR扫出人间优惠！ #女皇的餐厅# #黑出彩才够WOW#
[Carnival to have food. To pizza hut # double tenth AR sweep out a room offer! The queen of # restaurant # # black give prize WOW# enough]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：回复@马克斯我是慢跑[笑cry]@马克斯我了，只跑了但总的零头，两公里就顶不住了。而且但总跑这配速……服[作揖][鲜花][心][嘻嘻]。不过我相信自己如果坚持不懈，坚持下来也可以做到。@但斌回复@八戒瘦了DA[污][笑cry]
[Reply @ Max I was jogging [laugh cry] @ Max, I only made it but the fraction of the total, give it a couple of miles. And always run the pace... Take [bowing] [flowers] [heart] (hee hee). But I believe if persistent, stick can too. @ but lost DA bin reply @ eight quit [pollution] [laugh cry]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@Gezelligheid-mimo[心][鲜花][作揖]@Gezelligheid-mimo最近才开始接触股票 看了您的书，深受启发。期待时间的玫瑰[坏笑]@但斌回复@wan-jy[赞][心][鲜花]@wan-jy但总在杭州啊 也看到这道晚霞了
[Reply @ Gezelligheid multi-input multi-output (mimo) [heart] - [flowers] [bowing] multi-input multi-output (mimo) has only recently begun to contact @ Gezelligheid - stock look at your book, inspired by. Looking forward to time rose [laugh] @ but bin reply @ wan - jy [who] [heart] [flowers] @ wan - jy but always in hangzhou Also see this sunset]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@散人我是慢跑啊！跑着舒服就好！不追求成绩[笑cry]没什么心得[哈哈]@散人但总 有空分享一下跑步的心得 一般人跑步如何达到你这水准
[Reply @ scattered people jogging I was! Running well good! Do not pursue results [laugh cry] nothing resultha ha @ scattered people free but always share the experience of running The average person running how to achieve this level of you]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：哎我去(⇀‸↼‶)
[Ah, I went to (⇀ ‸ ↼ ‶)]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：【中信前瞻】今日看图：全球Fintech公司早期后期融资趋势：年季度，全球风投持股的Fintech公司早期融资交易（种子轮–A轮）数量下降至宗，合计融资金额也下滑了%至.亿美元，但仍为年以来的第二高。此外，早期融资交易规模的中位数也在过去两个季度持续走高，从今年季度的万美元...全文： m.weibo
[Today, look at the picture citic preview 】 【 global Fintech company late early financing trend in quarter, the global venture capital shareholding Fintech company early financing transactions (seed round - A round) the number fell to, also fell % to total financing amount. $, but still the second high for years. In addition, the median of early financing deal size also continued to go higher in the past two quarters, from this quarter than $... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：【看傻眼！“小红人”代替了快递分拣员，日处理量达万件！】上海某全流程无人仓，在这个建筑面积达平方米的仓库中，只有个工作人员。而代替工作人员的是这些炫酷黑科技！据了解，分拣机器人每秒的运行速度米，个分拣小红人一天就能处理万件以上的包裹！它们在接到包裹后，按照信息把包裹...全文： m.weibo
[【 looked dumbfounded! little red instead of the express sorting, date processing into pieces! Shanghai whole process there is no warehouse, in the building area of square meters of warehouse, only a staff. And instead of the staff is the cool black technology! According to understand, sorting robots speed meters per second, sorting red for a day can deal with all the above package! They after received the parcel, according to the information the parcel... The full text m. eibo]
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