[舔屏]
[[lick screen]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：[赞]
[[who]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：相信当下便是最好的安排！随遇而安即可！[偷笑]
[Believe that the present is the best arrangement! Let it can! [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：运动健身最怕等明天！[偷笑]
[Exercise is the most afraid of tomorrow! [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：回国后需要去上海一趟去爱马仕之家看看
[Return to the home of a trip to Shanghai to hermes to see see]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：，你驾驭的了吗？
[You ride?]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：用越久越美
[With more long more beautiful]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：自己高幸福就好
[His happiness is good]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：收！实用！
[Charge! Practical!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：明年重阳节争取去一趟。@李信军道长 金秋赏菊，重阳美景@雷高承 又想起了当年在这里参加重阳祖师诞辰周年纪念活动的盛况，那时候我还未正式做道士，却可以得到纯阳观的支持参与活动，荣幸之至。@清灏居士转发微博
[The double ninth festival for a trip to next year. @ li xin army long Autumn chrysanthemum appreciation, chongyang beauty @ Gao Cheng again reminded of that year he was here to participate in the chongyangs birth anniversary of pomp, at that time I havent formally do Taoist, but can get a view of pure Yang support to participate in activities, proud to be. @ Hao leading the forwarding microblogging]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：图片评论 tRlZyNR
[Comment tRlZyNR picture]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：每年至少要去一次的。@李信军道长 @管城寒士 @崇羽居士 转发微博
[Want to go at least once a year. Long @ @ li xin army GuanCheng those @ feathers lay people Forwarding microblogging]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：我更喜欢外套，版型不错！
[I prefer a coat, version type is good!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：明星效应太强大了！
[Star effect is too strong!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：实用，但是锻炼就一定会有肌肉的，要喜欢麻杆腿，千万别练哈[偷笑]@瞳画集 实用，马了～[doge]
[There will be practical, but exercise muscle, like hemp rod legs, dont practice ha [laughing] @ pupil art and practical, the horse ~ [doge]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：一年以前被诚心相待的“好”友上演了《农夫与狼》的桥段，还差点儿毁了老公的事业，这一场伤着实不轻，直至今日还未散去。虽然我不停的告诫自己——这定是前世孽缘所造；错过我这样的朋友是她的损失。。。。但时不时还是会想起相聚的快乐时光，心的深处还是会隐隐地痛，看来还需要更多的时间。
[A year ago is sincerely treat each other good friends staged farmer and Wolf, also almost ruined the husbands career, this field is not light, until now has not been dispersed. Although I kept telling myself - it must be evil reason made; The loss of the miss me as a friend is she... But occasionally will still think of the happy time together, the depths of the heart will faint pain, it seems still need more time. ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：相聚时真心以待，即便换来的是一段《农夫和狼》的桥段，我也绝不后悔！毕竟错过我的真心是你的损失！
[Sincerely wait when getting together, even for a period of the farmer and the Wolf, I also have no regret! After all, miss my heart is your loss.]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：能够打败你的，永远不是你的对手，而是你自己！
[Can beat you, is never your opponent, but yourself! ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
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[Congratulations to @ maple yu cold city users so as to obtain sonic electric toothbrush 】 【 m home. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRlZZEro]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
angelababy：@BIGBIG张大大 生日快乐，万事如意，送上另外半张脸，拼凑出爱你的形状[心]
[@ BIGBIG greatly happy birthday, wishing you and send you the other half face, piece together a love you of shape [heart]]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail
丑女达人：生在普通人家通过自己的不断抗争努力改变自己的命运，这叫上进；您这生在豪门却要天天抱怨，非得努力挣脱，只要跟爹娘有半点关系的事儿，您必须给搞砸，您是不是有病呀？这也太矫情，太作了！
[Born in ordinary households by their constant struggle to change their own destiny, this is called progress; You born in this club but will complain about every day, have to try to break free, as long as there is any relationship with parents, you must to mess up, are you sick? Its too melodramatic, too! ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
杨幂：@BIGBIG张大大 生日快乐身体健康你好我好大家好，半张脸的生日祝福～
[@ BIGBIG greatly happy birthday, healthy body hello I good everybody is good, half a face of the birthday wishes ~]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
微博搞笑排行榜：你曾经做过什么事，让Ta很感动 ____________________________________
[What you did, let Ta very touched ____________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：睡前再来个适合深夜的小福利：前些天日本恐怖漫画大师伊藤润二老师来华，我引荐我的朋友--知名摄影师@TenGu-San 拍了几张拍立得，并请老师签名，在此分享给各位朋友。凡是同时关注我及@TenGu-San 的粉丝，转发即可参与抽奖，每人一张，共抽四人，明晚@微博抽奖平台 开奖～祝大家今晚梦到富江[笑cry]
[Come again a is suitable for the small benefits late at night before sleep the other day Japanese horror comic master ITO leap second teacher in China, I introduce my friend, took a few shots well-known photographer @ TenGu - San polaroid, and please sign the teacher, in this share with friends. All at the same time pay attention to my fans and @ TenGu - San, forward to participate in the lucky draw, each one, a total of four people, tomorrow night @ platform weibo lucky draw the lottery tonight ~ I wish you all dream fu jiang [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 主人教小奶狗下楼梯，一句“我陪你”暖哭[爱你]（嘻报） tRlhlpVA
[# mop good night # master teach little milk dog down the stairs, a cry I accompany you warm love you [] (xi) tRlhlpVA]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
知乎：#知乎小事# 「我怕时间太快，不够将你看仔细，我怕时间太慢，日夜担心失去你。」
[# # zhihu things I am afraid of time too fast, not enough will you look carefully, Im afraid time is too slow, worried about losing you day and night. ]
发现更大的世界
冷笑话精选：享受孤独[二哈]
[Enjoy the lonely ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：不存在的[微笑]
[That doesnt exist [smiles]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【外卖小哥逆行撞倒老人 留下假名字假手机号逃逸[汗]】山东济南一名外卖小哥逆行时撞倒一位年近岁的老人，他说急着到附近小区送餐，留下自己的姓名和电话，一会儿回来处理。老人等了半个多小时不见人来，因伤势较重由家人送去了医院，经诊断需要更换股骨头。这时再打小哥留下的电话，却...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [take-out little elder brother retrograde knocked down the old man Leave a false name to the rubber hand immediately escape [Mr Khan]] a take-away little elder brother retrograde in shandong jinan knocked down was a near - year - old man, he said in a hurry to the nearby village room, leave your name and phone number, for a while back. The old man waited for more than half an hour no one come, because of the injury heavier by the family went to the hospital, the diagnosis of femoral head needs to be replaced. Then call little elder brother left again, but... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：眼瞎？@悄然将青春走过：钱@情盅：上进心@-妮妮的睡衣：责任心@是欢欢不是弯弯：有趣！@全宇宙最想戴牙套：难道不是人品？？？？？？
[Blind? @ will quietly past youth offer them money @ love the desire to do better @ - nini pajamas responsible @ is huanhuan is not curved interesting! Isnt @ the universe like to wear braces character??????]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：都是骗人的[允悲]@我和贱人的狗血经历哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@xiaoominnng- 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈溜了
[Are lyingallow sad @ my blood and bitch dog experience ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ xiaoominnng slipped - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：精致boy[允悲]@边泽大人：还不如小学生[拜拜]
[Delicate boy [allow sad] @ jersey adult it is better to pupils [bynum]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：#深夜ZAKER# 是谁来自山川湖海，却囿于昼夜、厨房与爱。晚安
[# ZAKER# who is from the mountains, lakes and in the middle of the night is constrained by day and night, and love in the kitchen. Good night,]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：#晚安家人#你会不会偶尔看看行车记录仪中的影像？
[# # good night family you would occasionally look at the image through the vehicle traveling data recorder? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
丑女达人：深夜放个毒，有想揍我的吗？[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] tRlzQLo
[Late at night put a poison, want to beat me? [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] tRlzQLo]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
