Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    转需[哆啦A梦吃惊]@贴吧君马住@买买小天使马@汪叽汪叽蓝汪叽简历🐴
[转需[哆啦A梦吃惊]@贴吧君马住@买买小天使马@汪叽汪叽蓝汪叽简历🐴]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

MIUI：
    【重磅福利，转评送出 台小米MIX ！】“全面屏.的小米MIX” 和 “自拍美拍人更美的小米Note ” 和 “性能更强悍小米笔记本Pro 你更喜欢哪个？
[The blockbuster welfare, turn to a review of the sent a millet MIX!] Full screen. Millet MIX and take beauty more beautiful millet Note and more powerful performance millet notebook Pro which do you prefer?]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

优酷：
    #阿里巴巴周年年会# 马老师年会演讲视频，没有机会去现场的可以转走视频感受一下！[鼓掌][鼓掌]
[# # alibaba anniversary year teacher conference speech video, there is no chance to go to the scene can be transferred video feel! [applause.] [applause]]

新浪汽车：
    最全的财报起底，分类看，比比更健康。@车圈大事件
[Most comprehensive results of bottom, classification, bibi healthier. @ circle big events]

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汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##天逸C#【天逸C AIRCORSS预售：.-.万】 东风雪铁龙旗下的全新紧凑型SUV——天逸 C AIRCROSS将于本周五（月日）正式上市，而在上市之前的信息分享会上，东风雪铁龙官方向我们公布了天逸 C AIRCROSS车系中款车型的具体预售价格。 ​
[# # # winner every news C # 【 winner AIRCORSS pre-sales C. -. All 】 dongfeng Citroens new compact SUV - winner C AIRCROSS will be officially listed on this Friday (month), and before the public information sharing meeting, dongfeng Citroen direction we announced the winner C AIRCROSS cars models in the specific price. ​]

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猫扑：
    【近旬老人大跳钢管舞 动作惊险刺激】成都一位年近七旬的钢管舞爱好者张细达年底开始接触钢管舞训练，从当时健身的初衷到现在的钢管舞爱好者，他始终坚持不懈，他觉得“钢管舞是一种健康积极向上的运动”，这也是他看上去比同龄人年轻十来岁的原因。连前来学习的有舞蹈功底的后女孩都惊羡不已。...全文： m.weibo ​
[The last ten-day old man big steel tube dance Action adventure 】 the pole dance lovers of chengdu, aged nearly s a fine up to begin to contact pole dancing at the end of training, from the purpose of the gym at that time to now the pole dance lovers, he always adhere to the unremitting, he felt pole dancing is a healthy positive movement, this is also the reason why he looks years younger than their peers. Even to have a dance language to learn after the girls breath away. ... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车：
    刷一波法兰克福车展前瞻
[Brush a wave of forward-looking Frankfurt motor show]

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杨幂：
    期待已久的诚意之作！[心][心][心]
[The long-awaited sincerity masterpiece! [heart] [heart] [heart]]

这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜

薛蛮子：
    @比特吴话说有志不在年高，无志空活百岁。这边是，管他那世间如何言，薛老他纵横天地间，值了！接触过薛老的人，都知道他性格的爽朗，我上午文章里说，这个世界有时候是不公平的，你最终得到什么取决于你做了些什么。薛老很少去计较这些得失与公平，他看中的更多是一种年轻的活力与创新
[@ bits in wu words are not high, no ambition empty live hundreds of years. Here is that the tube how his world, xue old he vertical and horizontal heaven and earth, value! Contact with xue and old people, all know his characters bright and clear, I spent the morning post said that the world is not fair, sometimes you end up with what depends on what youve done. Xue old seldom go to care about the gain and loss and fairness, the more he see is a kind of young vigor and innovation]

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优酷：
    #春风十里不如你#在酒吧见到柳青被人纠缠，wuli秋水立马现身“说教”去救“美”，只是…嘴炮再，最后也没有敌过对方的拳头啊[允悲][允悲]#春风十里不如你结局# tRpXrwcs ​
[# # spring breeze li, as you see willow blue at the bar were entangled, wuli colchicine immediately appeared preaching to save beauty, just... Mouth again, finally also not against each other fist [allow sad] [allow sad] # spring breeze ten mile end # tRpXrwcs as you are]

微博位置：
    #安徽[地点]#【为节省运输费 他们竟组了个“小火车”开上了公路...】安徽涡阳交警在公路上巡逻时发现，一位司机以自己的面包车为车头，后面拖了四辆首尾相连的电动车，犹如一列“小火车”，前后总长度达米。交警询问得知，当地某电瓶三轮车销售商为节省运输成本，安排驾驶员违法拖曳四辆崭新车送往销...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # anhui [place] [to save freight They had set a small train on the road again... Anhui GuoYang traffic on the highway patrol, found that when a driver in its own van for locomotive and dragged behind four end to end of the motor car, like a column of small train, before and after the total length of m. Police asked that a local battery tricycle vendors to save transportation costs, arrange illegal drag four new car drivers to pin... The full text m. eibo]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo

优酷：
    #何所冬暖何所夏凉#简安桀@王子文Olivia 离开家年，因母亲去世重新回到这座城市。席郗辰@贾乃亮 上前靠近，简小姐害怕到往后退，他们之间到底有什么样的回忆？[羞嗒嗒]tRpXnpjQ ​
[# # what is how warm winter summer cool JianAn jie @ ziwen wang Olivia leave home, because her mother died back in the city. Mat XiChen @ smile Up close, afraid to miss Jane back, between them exactly what kind of memory? Shame on clicking tRpXnpjQ]

猫扑：
    【陕北老哥俩街头做月饼年 每年只卖一个月】西安仁义路，有对姓马的“老哥俩”，年来，每到农历七月，两人就从榆林绥德吉镇老家，一起赶来西安，卖一个月手工月饼，再返回老家。馅料是花生米、葵花籽、葡萄干、核桃仁、五谷杂粮，用纯手工压模、点红、烘烤，再加上传统纸卷筒包装。他们做的月饼，...全文： m.weibo ​
[The northern shaanxi old brothers to do moon cakes in the streets Only sell one month every year 】 xian yan road, to name a horse old elder brother, over the years, every lunar July, two people from yulin suide kyrgyzstan township home, came to xi an together, sell handmade moon cakes, a month to return to their hometown. Stuffing is peanuts, sunflower seeds, raisins, walnuts, grain, pure handmade molding, some red, baking, combined with the traditional paper reel packaging. They do the moon cakes,... The full text m. eibo]

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巴曙松：
    tRpMLof 中年男人在哪里撒娇？ ​
[Where tRpMLof middle-aged men in pettish? ​]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻#【全面升级进化 马自达全新CX-车型首发】日前，长安马自达全新一代CX-车型首次亮相，而我们也在第一时间拍摄到了该车的实车图片，本次新车的变化主要来自于外观以及内饰。动力方面，新车将会继续搭载.L.L发动机。
tRpXHQX ​
[# # every news 【 comprehensive upgrade evolution Mazda CX - new models start 】 recently, changan Mazda CX - a whole new generation models made its debut, and we also took the real car pictures of the car in the first time, the change of the new car mainly comes from the exterior and interior. Power, a new car will continue to carry. L.L engine. < br > tRpXHQX]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京：
    《消防知识走进清华校园 实战演练防患未“燃”》 月日在清华大学举办消防进军训启动仪式暨清华大学“消防进军训，平安育人才”示范活动在清华大学举行清华大学年度军训学生，共计余人参加活动。tRpICJ via@北京消防 ​
[The fire control knowledge into the tsinghua campus Practice is not avoided burning, date of fire into the military training start ceremony held in tsinghua university and tsinghua university fire into the military training, safe education talent demonstration activities in the annual military training students at tsinghua university, tsinghua university, a total of more than people participated in the activities. TRpICJ via @ Beijing fire]

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    #出行生活#高速上堵车跳广场舞都弱爆了，真正有艺术细菌的人会在这时候开音乐会！！不过...钢琴哪来的？[doge] tRpiBVkT ​
[Travel life # # highway traffic square dance is too weak, really artistic bacteria at this time, can open the concert!!!!! But... Where the piano? [doge] tRpiBVkT]

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    #春风十里不如你#秋水在食堂里的这段幻觉，生生把青春剧演出了惊悚感，从一开始的恍惚、惶恐到情绪彻底崩溃，看完整个人都被@张一山 小哥哥的演技征服[憧憬]想看他演个多重人格carry全场，我一定不是一个人#春风十里不如你结局#tRpXHM ​
[# # spring breeze miles as you autumn waters in the this period of illusion in the canteen, the living youth drama show a sense of horror, from the beginning of trance, fear to emotional meltdown, see complete personal are @ yishan zhang Little brother acting conquer [hope] want to see him play a multiple personality carry full, I have not a person you end # tRpXHM than # spring breeze miles]

猫扑：
    [摊手]@hon-linda 身手这么敏捷还用让座？
[[stand hand] @ hon - Linda skill is so agile also take a seat?]

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猫扑：
    快来拿福利~
[Come and get benefits -]

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    TVB台庆剧#幕后玩家#月日即将独家上线优酷！贪婪是无穷无尽的欲望，在这五光十色的世界，谁会被贪念吞噬？谁是这个世界背后的大赢家？#黄宗泽# @蕭正楠Edwin @張繼聰 化身公关铁三角，与@黃翠如fishwong 见尽人性黑暗的一面，尼萌期待吗？VIP会员抢先看全集，非会员每周一至周五转免...全文： m.weibo ​
[TVB staged opera # # players behind the scenes, the exclusive online youku! Greed is endless desire, in this colorful world, who will be consumed by greed? Who is the big winner behind the world? # bosco # @ monica Edwin @ Louis incarnation pr iron triangle, with @ Priscilla fishwong see dark side of human nature, he of look forward to? First to see the complete VIP member, the outsider turn every Monday to Friday from... The full text m. eibo]

薛蛮子：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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冷笑话精选：
    公斤 VS 公斤拳击手之间的较量！
难道这就是传说中的“人肉战车”[笑cry]
tRpXpNp ​
[Competition among the kg VS kg boxer! < br > is this the legendary human flesh chariot [laugh cry] < br > tRpXpNp]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博汽车：
    #车评精选# 结庐在人境，而无车马喧，若比空间大，当属长安先
[Review selected # # car knot the dormant in the entry, and no horses and chariots, loud, if the space is large, when changan first]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

微博时尚：
    惊喜号外！！@佟大为 “入职”后厂村新浪大楼，示范IT男最佳搭配！谁说程序员只会穿格子衬衫，穿上毛衫照样是暖男欧巴！波点西装配上小白鞋，boss也能有休闲范儿！标配格子衬衫也能玩出新花样，系在腰间时尚度瞬间up！这样的程序员哥哥谁不爱，快来@ 出你们心目中的#最帅程序员# 吧~~ ​
[Surprise extra!! @ quickly go.some sina building factory village, after the induction demonstration IT male best match! Who says programmers will only wear plaid shirt, put on a sweater is a sunshine boy so Obama! Wave point suit with white shoe, boss can have leisure rocks! Standard plaid shirt can also play the new pattern, is in the waist fashion degree up instantly! Brother who doesnt love such a programmer, quick to @ the # in your mind the most handsome programmer # ~ ~]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

汽车之家：
    问题来了，各位家人最喜欢哪一代发现呢？[思考]
[Question, which generation found that each family favorite? [thinking]]

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    【残忍！珠海一早产女婴被奶奶和外婆直接弃垃圾桶】日前珠海一环卫工打扫时发现，垃圾桶里竟有一婴儿。女婴全身只套着纸尿裤，被直接扔在污水横流苍蝇乱飞的垃圾桶里，连盒子或袋子都没有，险被垃圾车直接运走。经确认，其为初生女婴，因早产健康状况不佳，其家人考虑治疗花费太大且可能有后遗症，便自...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 cruel! Zhuhai a premature baby girl was grandma and grandma directly refuse bin] has found that when a zhuhai municipal workers clean the trash can have a baby. Heads and diapers, baby girl was just be thrown directly in fester flies flying about in the garbage can, no box or bag, risks a garbage away directly. Confirmed, as a newborn baby girl, because of premature birth in poor health, his family consider treatment costs too much and may have sequela, and the... The full text m. eibo]

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    【王俊凯军训照曝光，一身迷彩军装表情严肃】有网友晒出@TFBOYS-王俊凯 参加北京电影学院军训的照片，小凯身穿蓝色迷彩服，表情严肃认真，拖着的行李箱上还贴着自己的名字和生日“WJK ”，可以说非常可爱了[憧憬]#王俊凯# ​
[【 chun-kai wang military training according to the exposure, a camouflage uniforms grim-faced 】 some netizens drying out @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang Pictures of military training to participate in the Beijing film academy, kai dressed in a blue camouflage, serious, dragging the trunk also put her name and birthday WJK, can say very cute [hope] # # chun-kai wang]

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻#【内外小幅升级 大众新款高尔夫车型首发】今日，一汽-大众新款高尔夫家族正式从佛山工厂下线并首发，此次发布的新车共有三款，分别为新款高尔夫、新款高尔夫R-line、新款高尔夫GTI。新车主要针对外观、内饰以及配置进行了小幅度升级，根据此前消息，新车或将于年底正式上市。
...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # every news 【 inside and outside a small upgrade New vw golf car starting 】 today, the new faw Volkswagen golf family from foshan factory logoff and officially starts, the release of a new car a total of three, respectively, the new golf, the new golf R - line, the new golf GTI. New car mainly for exterior, interior, and configuration of a modest upgrade, according to the news, a new car or will be listed at the end of the year. < br >... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报：
    【时代变了？两字名越来越罕见，四字名未来成主流？[doge]】哈尔滨周先生的女儿上一年级，班内名学生，竟没有一个两个字的姓名。据哈尔滨市一份数据显示， 年 - 年两字姓名人口占比为%。而年以后两字姓名占比已下降到%，四字姓名有大幅增长。（新晚报）你见过什么样的四字名？易烊千...全文： m.weibo ​
[The Times have changed? Two words more and more rare, four words of the future into the mainstream? [doge]] Harbin Mr Zhous daughter in first grade, students in class, she did not name a word. For years, according to a data of Harbin - the word name of population accounted for %. And years later the word name of ratio has fallen to %, four word names have increased significantly. (evening) you met what kind of four word name? Easy Yang thousand... The full text m. eibo]

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蔡依林：
    與熊的下午茶對話～

#fendi ​
[Dialogue with the bears afternoon tea ~ < br > < br > # fendi]

优酷：
    #爸爸去哪儿第五季# 原来，在@吴尊 @陳小春 @杜江侦察记 @刘畊宏willliu @邓伦 心里，为人父为人子的滋味是这样…原来，当爸爸才是从男孩到男人的成人礼[爱你]！一段字字扎心的采访，泪点低者慎点[泪][泪][泪]tRpXcVsf ​
[# where dad season #, original in @ wu zun @ Chen xiao chun @ study on modern hotel groups reconnaissance @ liu geng hong willliu @ Deng Lun mind, fatherhood is the taste of the son of man is this... It turns out that when my dad is from boy to man the rite of [] to love you! A, the heart of the interview, every word residency tears silently point [tears] [tears] [tears] tRpXcVsf]

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：和军人网恋，认识一年多才表白，表白也没有直接说，刚开始认识，他说做他女朋友要化妆穿高跟鞋，刚开始交流时他和我说他大概谈过，段感情，最后这个女朋友让他忘不了。表白几天后他和我说他感觉对我做不到宠哄，原因太疼前女友导致这样分手，我说过他感情泛滥，他说最近月联系的只...全文： m.weibo ​


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    #出行生活# 高速路上，黑车从货车右侧超车，被撞到对向车道，引发连环车祸！唉，明明禁止“右侧超车”的啊！ tRpiuVoE ​
[# # highway travel life, black car from the truck on the right side of overtaking, was hit to the driveway, trigger a car! Alas, yao ban on the right side of the overtaking! tRpiuVoE]

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