Wake up momI love you more than two minutes Cannot be withdrawnGrowth, is a constant feel onese

稀土部队：
    落地美国，龙卷风袭击亚特兰大被迫滞留华盛顿了！怪兽肯定在偷笑👻[并不简单][酷]收到几张照片，心里也是安慰。Rocker Daddy奶爸做得也不错！给峰哥打Call[玫瑰] ​​​
[Be born the United States, the tornado struck Atlanta was forced to stranded Washington! 怪兽肯定在偷笑👻[并不简单][酷]收到几张照片，心里也是安慰。 Rocker Daddy dads do well! Kota Call [rose] to peak]


醒醒妈妈

然后下面就没了：
    「网络小说里有哪些令人拍案叫绝的智障桥段？」哈哈哈哈真实的笑到猪叫[笑cry]#值得一看# ​​​
[What are network novel retarded bridge fooling? Ha ha ha ha true smile to pig [laugh cry] # # worth a look]


我喜欢你超过两分钟了 不能撤回了

思想聚焦：
    据网友@豆芽vcc 长沙突降大暴雨，长沙太平街，一位流浪乞丐看到一位拄拐老人行动不便，立即主动上前帮老人撑伞。据介绍，这位流浪汉走路说话都比较困难，但懂得感恩，烤饼店老板曾送过他一瓶绿豆沙，之后他就经常会拿着一沓零钱去买他家的烤饼，老板不要钱他还生气。很多档口老板认识他，要送他吃的他 ​​​
[According to the net friend @ bean sprouts VCC plunged by torrential rain in changsha, changsha taiping street, a street beggar saw a on crutches old man action inconvenience, immediately take the initiative to come forward to help the old man carries an umbrella. According to introducing, the tramp walk and speak more difficult, but grateful, scones shopkeeper had sent him a bottle of green bean soup, he often after holding a stack of small change to buy a home in the scones, boss dont money he is angry. Many stalls boss know him, he going to get him to eat]


成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

turbosun：
    今天练的都是拉伸，拉伸，拉伸，练完感觉自己都能长高厘米了🤓 ​​​
[今天练的都是拉伸，拉伸，拉伸，练完感觉自己都能长高厘米了🤓 ​​​]


+=

王力宏：
    谢谢 @李开复 老师客串我的新歌《A.I. 爱》MV，太好玩啦！明天 就在 @QQ音乐 @酷我音乐 @酷狗音乐 正式开始预购了！！🤖❤️#王力宏A.I.爱# ​​​
[Thank you @ lee teacher guest my new song fairy tale love MV, too funny! Tomorrow in @ QQ music @ cool music I @ cool dog music begin to purchase in advance!! 🤖❤️#王力宏A.I.爱# ​​​]

极品爆料王：
    重口慎入！！印度小吃#五香牛粪饼#！是印度马拉卡地区的特产，选用最新鲜的牛粪，过滤水份后密封置于山洞中发酵天。然后使用特制铁板炒熟，放在大饼中间吃，据说还有清热解毒的作用[doge]tRpmXLi ​​​
[Heavy silently into the mouth!!!!! Indian snacks # spiced cow dung cake #! Are a specialty of India marla card area, choose the most fresh cow dung, filtered water seal in the cave after fermentation. Then use a special iron plate and stir-fry until done. In the middle of the pie and eat, it is said that there are heat-clearing and detoxifying effect [doge] tRpmXLi]


你开心就好

小野妹子学吐槽：
    玩过这个的空巢老人，大概已经到了父母都彻底绝望懒得催婚的年纪[doge] ​​​
[Play the empty-nesters, probably already in the parents are thoroughly despairing too lazy to urge marriage age [doge]]


图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

一支上上签：
    这周 ​​​
[This week,]


是你的一支上上签

陈赫：
    tRpwbB
给TIANC打个call！ ​​​
[TRpwbB < br > give TIANC a call! ​​​]


工作事宜请发邮箱： chenhestudio@ TIANC（天才）网址：shop.m.taobao?spm=av...

英国那些事儿：
    如何用最简单的方法让喵主子大脑宕机怀疑喵生……嗯，一个小气球就够了[并不简单][喵喵]ins：surinoeltRpuxD ​​​
[How to use the most simple way to meow master down suspected brain meow... Well, a small balloon is enough [] are not simple ins, meow surinoeltRpuxD]


一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

看看新闻KNEWS：
    【小米MIX新品发布会】月日小米在北京召开发布会，正式发布旗下的新机小米MIX。整体来说，小米MIX的尺寸相比小米MIX来说要略小一些，边框设计也会更圆润，同时将陶瓷中框更换为金属中框，更加方便量产。#看看直播# tRpEPT . ​​​
[Date of millet millet MIX launch 】 【 conference held in Beijing, officially announced its new millet MIX. Overall, the size of the millet MIX is slightly smaller than millet MIX, the frame design will be more round, ceramic in the box at the same time will change to the metal frame, more convenient. # # to see live tRpEPT.]


欢迎爆料提供各种新闻线索，你的声音，将直达广播与电视新闻中心。

胡可：
    秋高气爽，出发[飞机] ​​​
[In brilliant start [planes]]


安吉他妈

白菜省钱君：
    #疯狂婚礼季#​​​ 评论这条微博，然后点开链接就可以领红包，中了留评！tRpvLhPv ​​​
[Crazy wedding season # # comments this tweet, and then clicked on links can get a red envelope, retained in the comments! tRpvLhPv]


这是一个福利博，分享各类白菜优惠活动，满意与否都可以和菜菜反馈，菜菜唯一小号@好一片菜地，其他均为仿冒！

冷笑话精选：
    霸气兔爷嫌伙食不好！
嚼两口后怒摔饭碗[doge]
tRpQsbO ​​​
[Domineering connect rabbit ye think the food is not good! < br > chew two wrath fall off their jobs after [doge] < br > tRpQsbO]


毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

头条新闻：
    #产妇要求剖腹产被拒跳楼#【陕西榆林一院：已与坠亡产妇家属达成赔偿协议】日，@榆林一院 院长表示，院方已和家属方达成赔偿协议，但具体赔偿金额不便透露。此外，他证实医院确有两名医生因此事被停职，“具体情况，是调查组直接跟家属联系的，医院在等相应的调查结果。”tRpQyLW ​​​
[# # maternal for cesarean section was rejected jump [one yulin in shaanxi province has reached a compensation agreement with fell from the maternal family member 】, @ yulin a court President, said the hospital has reached a compensation agreement with families, but the specific compensation not divulged. In addition, there are two doctors so he confirmed hospital was suspended, the specific circumstances, it is the team directly in touch with family members, the hospital waiting for the corresponding results. tRpQyLW]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

Happy张江：
    噗，大写的心疼啊！#笑容瞬间凝固了#哈哈哈哈哈[允悲] ​​​​
[Poof, capital of love! # # smile moment solidification on ha ha ha ha haallow sad]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

我和宠物的日常：
    喵星人被剃毛后，才发现原来是毛厚虚胖。 。 。喵：本皇没脸见隔壁家小美了(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) ​​​
[Meow star after shaving, only to find that the original puffiness bushiness. . . Meow, next to the emperor small small beautiful (; ´ ༎ ຶ Д ༎ ຶ `)]


萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿， 爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc

新闻晨报：
    【嫌让座太慢，男子公交车上踹打学生】月日早，青岛路公交车上，因为对面的学生给老人让座慢，一位多岁穿着制服的男子对着学生大骂，并踹了其中一名男生一脚，最后还朝这名学生脑袋打了一拳。周围乘客劝阻，学生没有还手，在大人的拉扯下，走到了车厢后面。tRpMNozk ​​​
[【 too give too slow that man on the bus dozen students] early February nd, Qingdao bus, because the other side of the student offered his seat to the old man is slow, a uniformed men on the many years old students to lambaste, kick the one of the boys and, finally, punched head toward the student. Passengers around, students are not strike back, under the pull of the adults, go behind the car. tRpMNozk]


新媒体合作：QQ； 曝料热线：- ； 客服热线：、

威锋网：
    [doge]终于混进来了！等会找小米的人捞点好东西给你们抽个奖，想要的点个赞[挖鼻] ​​​
[[doge] finally belong here! Wholl get millet for a bit of good things to give you a prize, want to point a praise [dig nose]]


全球最大的 iPhone 中文社区-Apple 第一中文互动媒体。

新浪视频：
    【高校史上最短开学典礼：院长讲了个字】日上午，原定一个小时的中国科学院大学级新生开学典礼，因为山雨突然来袭，仪式仅用了分钟即宣布结束，仪式安排只有升国旗、奏唱国歌，以及白春礼院士个字的讲话：“今天是教师节，我要特别向一路陪伴同学们成长的老师们，向将要引领你们成才的国科 ​​​
[The colleges and universities in the history of the opening ceremony shortest dean spoke a word] morning, was scheduled for one hour of university freshmen the opening ceremony of the Chinese academy of sciences, because the mountain rain suddenly strikes, ceremony in just minutes at the end of the announcement, ceremony arrangement only national flag, played the national anthem, and a member of bai word speech today is teachers day, I want to specifically to accompany the students growth of teachers, all the way to the national science will lead you success]


提供每日最新时事、轻松搞笑、娱乐八卦视频以及影视大片，全天小时即时发布。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信@新浪视频，或者邮件：videovideo@sina

人民日报：
    【注意了！半躺姿势最伤腰[衰]吓得立马坐直了…】年轻人工作繁忙，休息时最惬意的事莫过于半躺在床或沙发上玩手机、看书。然而，半卧位时，腰椎会因缺乏足够支撑，导致原有弧度被改变，让椎间盘所受重力不断增大，诱发椎间盘突出。以后可别半躺着了，你的腰椎也需要休息！转发@ TA！@生命时报 ​​​
[【 note! Half lying posture the waist injury [failure] frighten immediately sit straight anymore... Young job is busy, nothing is more pleasant than when resting half lying in the play the phone, read a book on the bed or sofa. Half supine position, however, the lumbar spine due to lack of enough support, resulted in the change of the original curve, the increase for intervertebral disc by gravity, induced disc herniation. Later dont half lying, your lumbar also need to have a rest! Forwarding @ TA! @ life times]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

这里是美国：
    【纪念日】年月日，美国遭受恐怖袭击，造成纽约世界贸易中心北楼和南楼坍塌，美国国防部五角大楼部分被毁，多人死亡和失踪。年过去了，愿世界永远和平！ ​​​​
[【 memorial day 】 (date) (month) (year), the terrorist attacks on the United States, the world trade center, New York City, north building and south tower collapsed, the department of defense, the pentagon part were destroyed and many people dead or missing. Years later, let the world peace forever! ​​​​]


环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

我的前任是个极品：
    #品姐枕聊室 ​​​
[Elder sister pillow chat room #]


我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！

最神奇的视频：
    公斤 VS 公斤拳击手之间的较量！难道这就是传说中的“人肉战车”[doge]tRpnhZG ​​​
[Competition among the kg VS kg boxer! Is this the legendary human flesh chariot doge tRpnhZG]


视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

五岳散人：
    想想帝吧的小将们满处找靠谱的VPN翻出去骂人的景象，还是蛮有趣的。
有一种仓鼠越狱，然后到点儿赶回去吃晚饭的既视感…… ​​​
[Think about emperors squad which everywhere find on VPN turned out to the scene of a call names or interesting. < br > have a hamster prison break, then back to some dinner both visual sense... ​​​]


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反裤衩阵地：
    说真的，你是中餐胃或者亚洲胃么？表现为：，要吃滚烫的；，要吃大量熟的清淡的蔬菜；，三餐中要有汤汤水水；，要饭菜分开；，无法接受大量乳制品；，喜欢豆制品，尤其包括豆芽。如果是，你最多可以连吃几天西餐？以及，想听你长期吃不到中餐时的崩溃故事… ​​​
[To be honest, you are Chinese food stomach or Asia? Expression is to eat hot; To eat a lot of light vegetables; Good, meals in the garden water water. The food separately; To accept a lot of dairy products; , like bean products, especially including the bean sprouts. If it is, you can even eat most days western food? And, want to listen to when you cant eat Chinese food for a long time the collapse of the story... ​​​]


Dolce far niente

夏达：
    海报都摸完啦，安心画第一个拾遗录的故事，每天都嗨得跟喝大酒一样[馋嘴]。现在可能有的用力过猛……毕竟是在摸索怎么给这种类型的故事漫上色[允悲]，等定下基调就不会一张图磨两三天了。你们猜小乔的线又会带出谁的线呐？ ​​​
[Posters are touching the, first recorded gleanings story reassuring picture, hi every day like drinking large [available]. Now might be too hard... After all is in grope for how to paint this type of story driftallow sad, such as the tone is not a figure ground two or three days. You guess where the line is out of the entire line. ​​​]

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
    长相甜美的岁台湾小姑娘，街头拉路人“免费”热吻，说是为了传递性别平权，这………[摊手]tRpEj ​ ​​​
[Sweet little girl, the age of Taiwan street, passers-by to kiss, free for gender equality, this......... [stand hand] tRpEj]


直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

中国新闻网：
    【你每扔一个烟头，环卫工为此被罚款元！[委屈]】日，西安名保洁员一天捡拾个烟头，这相较于周末或节假日算少的。按照内部考核规定，每个环卫工负责的路段的烟头数在个以内算合格，每超出个罚款元，有的环卫工一天能被罚元，相当于白干！(张晶 摄)少扔点烟头吧！他们挣钱真的不容易。 ​​​
[【 every time you throw a cigarette butts, municipal workers to be fined RMB! [wrong]], xian a cleaner one day pick up a cigarette, it is less than weekend or holiday. According to the internal examination rules, each workers responsible for the number of sections of cigarette butts within a qualified, each more than a fine yuan, some workers can be fined RMB a day, equivalent to in vain! (pictured) zhang throw less cigarette butts!!!! They earn money really is not easy. ​​​]


这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

北京大土豆：
    码农被骗这事儿，一个巴掌拍不响，婊子固然可恨，码农的不自量力也是重要诱因。这个世界确实有真爱存在，但决大部分真爱还是基于两个人基础条件匹配的。人还是应该找外貌、经济条件、三观相似的人，别抱有侥幸心理，一个外在高你两档的人眼镜又不瞎，真爱的可能性太低了。认清自己，是少走弯路的关键。 ​​​
[Farmers were tricked into it, to make a quarrel, bitch is hateful, code overreach is important factors for farmers. The world really have true love exists, but most true love is based on two basic conditions matching. People should still find, economic conditions, through similar in appearance, dont hold fluky psychology, an external high you two glasses and not blind, the possibility of true love is too low. Know yourself, is the key of the little detours. ​​​]


帝都，码农，妻管严，学历控，房地产爱好者，分男，热爱旅游、八卦，喜欢思考，俗人。咨询房产相关问题请阅读置顶微博评论。

天天美食推荐：
    【红烧肉】有时间可以学着做做，简直不要太简单！好吃到没朋友，想想口水都流了一地！[馋嘴]tRpErf ​​​
[Have time to braise in soy sauce meat 】 【 can learn to do, is not too simple! Good have no friends, think about the saliva flow all over the floor! [available] tRpErf]


新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

五月天资讯台：
    【MAYDAY】#五月天人生无限公司# 深圳站##阿信#「也許你們以後會記得在這樣一個夏天的夜晚，跟著還是大叔的五月天…」（台下出現笑聲）阿信「不要笑，有一天你們會看見五月天變成大爺！」接著暖心說：「現在和你們預約一下，希望年後，我們不是歌手對著歌迷的關係，不是偶像對著粉絲的關係，而是朋 ​​​
[MAYDAY stand # # # # MAYDAY life infinite company shenzhen # ahshin maybe you will remember in a summer night, with uncle or a MAYDAY... Ashin (the audience in laughter) dont laugh, one day you will see a mayday into the big ye! Warm heart, said now make an appointment with you, hope years later, our relationship is not a singer for the fan, the relationship is not idol for the fans, but a friend]


提供五月天最新最全的演出信息及资讯。

走之井二：
    和前任复合是一种什么体验？ ​​​
[And former composite is a kind of experience? ​​​]


总有一句话是你的故事！

独立鱼：
    国内一线女演员里，你心目中演技排名前三的是谁？ ​​​
[Domestic a line in the actress, who is your mind acting skills of the top three? ​​​]


电影从未如此有趣。微信公众号：duliyumovie，合作QQ：