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#视野#【你的外卖可能是快递小哥炒的[允悲]】网友爆料，一位外卖小哥嫌出餐速度太慢，然后……竟然自己就上上上手了。。[笑cry]一个被送餐事业耽误的厨师。tRpidDk
[View # # 【 your delivery may be express little elder brother fry [allow sad]], netizen has a little brother too the meal delivery speed too slow, and then... Yourself up and get started.. [laughing cry] a room cause delay of cook. tRpidDk]

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Instra美图：
生活中那些不为人知的常识，艾特你的闺蜜，码走好运🍀
[生活中那些不为人知的常识，艾特你的闺蜜，码走好运🍀 ]

美。

贾静雯：
早上被嫌有雙下巴⋯🙄
所以立刻動起來🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
#被挑剔才會有動力##我愛運動運動愛我#
[早上被讨厌有双下巴⋯🙄 所以立刻动起bsr🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ 被[岁会有动力# #我爱运动运动爱我#]

工作事宜請聯繫經紀人何曉潔，聯繫電話：,郵箱：@qq

_董大力：
无兄弟不篮球[加油][加油][加油]
[No brothers, no basketball [go] [go] [go]]

工作事务请发邮箱：dongli@

趣闻搞笑：
汪星人在跟人贩子搏斗时被人用铁锹砍掉了半个脑袋……看哭了[泪][泪]
再也没有理由抱怨生活：好好活着，是最大的幸运，也是对敌人的最好反击[爱你] tRpiHfVf
[Wang Xing people struggling with human traffickers were cut down half of the head with a spade... See crying [tears] [tears] there was no reason to complain about life to live well, is one of the biggest lucky, is also the best over the enemy counterattack tRpiHfVf love you []]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！

YouTube热门：
怀孕的妈妈告诉两个儿子小宝宝的性别，然而得知真相后，两个小伙子的反应也差太多了[笑cry]...一个满脸笑意，一个撕心裂肺[二哈]...tRpiBPlp
[Two sons pregnant mother told the babys gender, but after know the truth, the reaction of the two boys are too many bad [laugh cry]... A smile on her face, a tore heart crack lung [two ha]... tRpiBPlp]

微博知名视频评论博主商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

财经网：
【嫌让座太慢，大爷公交车上狂揍学生[怒]】日早上，青岛路公交车上，因为对面的学生给老人让座慢，一位多岁穿着制服的男子对着学生破口大骂并踹了他一脚，最后还朝学生脑袋打了一拳，叫骂：“学校怎么教育的！”学生没有还手，在大人的拉扯下，走到了车厢后面。@梨视频 tRpMNozk
[【 too seats too slow, the big ye crazy beat students on a bus [anger]] morning, Qingdao bus, because the student offered his seat to the old man across the slow, a s the uniformed man shouted at the student and kick his feet, finally also punched the students head, Shouting how school education! Students are not strike back, under the pull of the adults, go behind the car. @ pear video tRpMNozk]

商务合作：廖先生 QQ ：邮箱：kailiao@caijing

段子楼：
一个多想办法少啰嗦，只行动不解释的狠角色[作揖]
[One more try to less repetitive, only action does not explain tiger [bowing]]

段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：

我的损友是个极品：
当#中国#女生独自出现在印度街头，印度男人们的目光简直不能再惊悚！像被一群丧尸包围，太可怕了！！！！！！！！[衰] tRpiozlg
[When # China # girl alone appeared in the streets of India, Indian men eyes cant thriller again! Like is surrounded by a group of zombies, terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [failure] tRpiozlg]

QQ 私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】

郎平：
年大冠军杯赛圆满结束，恭喜安导和教练团员带领队员圆满完成比赛任务，五战全胜夺得冠军！通过比赛我们发现了自身的潜力和不足，学习到对手很多的优点，要赢球更看重提高，这是我们参赛的目的！希望接下来我们一起努力做得更好！加油！
[End of the great champions cup, congratulations to guide and coach team members lead the team successfully finished the task, five wins from win the champion! Through the game we found their own potential and the insufficiency, learning the opponent a lot of advantages, to win more weight is given to improve, this is the purpose of our contest! Hope we all work together to do better! Come on! ]

冷笑话精选：
小哥用唢呐深情演奏《Despacito》！
不愧是我国最骚的乐器！太喜庆了[允悲]
tRpieWGX
[Little elder brother plays the Despacito suona affectionate! not the kui is our country most SAO instrument! Too happy [allow sad] tRpieWGX]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

每日一狗：
小女孩Phoenix是家里的独生女，不过还好，她有一个名叫Kitsu的柴犬姐姐，童年从来不孤独，过得有滋有味！[爱你][哈哈] tRpiFoAi
[The little girl is Phoenix home only daughter, but also good, she has a firewood dog named Kitsu elder sister, never lonely childhood, lives! Love you [] [ha ha] tRpiFoAi]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

威锋网：
你以为你们吃的外卖都是大师傅炒出来的吗？错！！都是外卖小哥自己炒的[允悲] 简直就是全栈送餐员[笑cry]#都是外卖小哥自己炒的# tRpidyky
[Do you think you eat take-out Fried is the chef come out? Wrong!!!!! Are Fried take-out food little elder brotherallow sadness is full stack room clerk [laugh cry] # are # tRpidyky take-away brother himself on fire]

全球最大的 iPhone 中文社区-Apple 第一中文互动媒体。

英国那些事儿：
如果你出现在动画片里会是什么样子？……这个设计师把每个人都变成卡通人物，画风好可爱~[兔子]
[If you are shown in the cartoon, what its like to be? ...... The designer put everyone into a cartoon character, style very lovely ~ [rabbit]]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

wu2198：
没什么行情，教点技术......不收钱，希望看贴的回贴！tRpisvQ
[No, teach some technique... Dont accept money, hope to see stick in the post! tRpisvQ]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

YouTube精彩视频：
【超级无敌重口味：印度五香牛粪饼！】印度马拉卡地区的特产五香牛粪饼，选用最新鲜的牛粪，过滤水份后密封置于山洞中发酵天。然后使用特制铁板炒熟，放在大饼中间吃，具有清热解毒的作用。。。[生病] tRpiBoMT
[【 super heavy taste India spiced dung cake!] Indian specialty in the district, spiced cow dung cakes, choose the most fresh cow dung, filtered water seal in the cave after fermentation. Then use a special iron plate and stir-fry until done. In the middle of the pie and eat, with qingrejiedu role... [ill] tRpiBoMT]

翻译、分享国外各种新鲜好玩的视频【订阅号：youtubeSP】

天天美食推荐：
这菜入口既化，觉得味道很不错，做法也不难，吃货们赶紧收了[馋嘴][馋嘴]
[This dish is the entrance, it tastes very good, also is not difficult, foodies hurriedly received [available] [available]]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

神奇的吐槽君：
“临近七夕，婚礼将至，我却在准备他的葬礼。 ”后续。原帖图二。（原帖传送门：tRpbU）
[Near the Tanabata, the wedding ceremony will come, I was preparing for his funeral. The follow-up. The special two. (pole portal tRpbU)]

北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】

Pony__朴惠敏：
喜欢，温柔的颜色[害羞]
[The color of love, gentle (shy)]

美妆：ponytimes 服装：ponycollection 饰品：PONYCOLLECTIONACC

我的前任是个极品：
王者农药打排位时的你，可以说是相当生动形象了！
[King pesticides play qualifying when you, can be said to be quite vivid! ]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！

雷军：
不用担心小米MIX手感！
这个可以吧？[爱你]
[Dont worry about millet MIX feel! this can? Love you []]

小米董事长，金山软件董事长。业余爱好是天使投资。

新浪体育：
【梅球王反物理学的梦幻舞步】从头High到尾，这个不得不收藏了！[污] tRpiuYZQ
[[mui great dream moves against physics 】 from High to the end, this had to collect! [pollution] tRpiuYZQ]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

张馨予：
撕破
我喜欢冲破而出的概念
我就是那个打不死的小强[酷]
[Tear I like to break out the concept of I was that playing undead jack Bauer [cool]]

你还是那个张猫猫

劉嘉玲：
年的堅持！善款過亿！不得不佩服苏芒和芭莎團隊為愛的拚搏精神！我們一起為愛永存加油！❤️@苏芒 @时尚芭莎
[Years of insist! Raised $!!! Have to hand it to Sue mans and bazaar team spirit of struggle for love! Together we cheer for love forever! ❤ ️ @ Sue mans @ bazaar]

時間是一個健談者，它對我們解釋一切，你不需要在它發言前先提出問題。

玩转instagram：
小橘猫，萌[爱你]
[Love you little orange cat, []]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

邢晓瑶：
我前两天是不是说过每天都要好好打扮美美的过一天因为每天都是余生中最年轻的一天这种屁话你们当做没听过我失忆了我是谁我在哪我今天要在家躺着看电视啥都不干我被吴聘三叔的老婆气得睡不着觉而且胀气一直放屁还是胀气真的把我气坏了
[I said two days before is dressed well beautiful every day for a day because every day is the youngest day of the rest of my life this bullshit you havent heard my amnesia who I am where I am I want to lie at home to watch TV today what all dont I was hired his uncles wife, wu qi cant sleep and bilge gas always fart or bilge gas really angry to me]

工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@，INS：xingxiaoyao

猫扑：
淘宝模特江湖，一场颜值与体力的残酷战争。。tRpUtyB 挺厉害的一套下来动作都不带重样的[笑cry]
[Taobao model rivers lake, a level of appearance and strength the cruelty of war.. TRpUtyB pretty much of a down movements are not weigh appearance [laugh cry]]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

这里是美国：
【TED演讲《你有提前焦虑症吗？》】拖延症福音，良性拖延症患者比提前焦虑病友要好一些——有时候。[喵喵]tRSgVPZ @TEDtoChina
[【 TED speech you have anxiety ahead of time? 】 procrastination Gospel, patients with benign procrastination than anxiety patients in advance is better - sometimes. Meow meow tRSgVPZ @ TEDtoChina]

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