2017年9月10日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

优酷:
    #电视剧美味奇缘# 有苦有甜,才是人生百态,爱情、家族、婚姻三者让“美食夫妇”@MikeAngelo中国 @毛晓彤 修炼爱情的道路更艰辛!我要靠我自己的力量来保护你@MikeAngelo中国 ,我宋佳茗的字典里没有不可能三个字!距离月日甜蜜开餐还有天[心] #上优酷看美味奇缘# ​​​tRpIZke ​
[# # drama delicious colors have bitter sweet, is the life, love, family and marriage gourmet couple @ MikeAngelo China @ Mao Xiaotong uniting the love road more difficult! I want to rely on my own strength to protect you @ MikeAngelo China, I dont in the dictionary of Song Jiaming cannot three words! Distance, meal and sweet day [heart] # on youku look delicious colors # tRpIZke]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    这个月不再丢东西🙏@看电影不许吃爆米花:下午话剧团的面试一定过🙏
[这个月不再丢东西🙏@看电影不许吃爆米花:下午话剧团的面试一定过🙏]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻# 【月日上市 驭胜S将推极夜版车型】日前,我们从江铃官方了解到,驭胜S将推出极夜版车型。新车将于月日正式上市,预计新车售价将在万元左右。未来,新车也将在汽车之家车商城发售。tRpIRue ​
[# # every news [date listed yu sheng S will push polar night edition models 】 recently, we learned from jiangling official, yu sheng S will launch polar night version of the model. New car will be officially listed on February nd, the new car price is estimated to be ten thousand yuan. In the future, new car also will be put on sale in the home of auto car mall. tRpIRue]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #小手牵小狗# 不仅在#罗志祥李小璐造梦#中扮演“小黑”哄睡乐乐@青克乐 ,梦境外的“道格师傅”@羅志祥 也炒鸡温柔炒鸡苏!与青克乐的哄睡日常简直太有爱啦[爱你]@小手牵小狗 tRpIJZk ​
[# # # hands holding the puppy in not only show li xiaolu dreaming plays black coax sleeping lele @ # green gram, dream, doug masters @ outside show Also Fried chicken Fried chicken tender Sue! With music, green gram coax sleeping everyday is there is love! Love you [] @ hand holding tRpIJZk the dog]

音悦台:
    爆笑!做错事被主人训斥的汪星人,实力诠释委屈到变形[允悲]tRpIQCa ​
[Joke!!!! Do the wrong thing was scolded Wang Xing people, master power interprets the injustice to deformation [allow sad] tRpIQCa]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

新浪新闻客户端:
    【无手教师坚持年:字漂亮,课上得好[good]】一位老师没有双手,还能上课?湖北省郧西县夹河镇小学老师马正发用行动证明,粉笔夹在双肘间,字写得工整、漂亮。从年发生意外至今,他在山村小学坚持了年。看看马老师的课堂实拍↓↓每一笔板书都是无比戳心[悲伤]tRpIQZj ​
[【 hands-free teachers insist in word beautiful, good class [good]] a teacher without hands, also can have a class? Yunxi county of hubei province clip river town primary school teacher Ma Zhengfa use action to prove, chalk sandwiched between elbows, neat, beautiful handwriting. From the years since the accident, he in the mountain village elementary school for years. Look at the horse the teachers classroom scene shooting left left each blackboard writing is very [sad] tRpIQZj stamp]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    刚刚的抽奖结果被屏蔽了...另外今天到小野咖啡拍照后艾特我、获我点赞即可得红包的活动还在继续哈,北京的胖友们下午请冲我来[doge] ​
[Just the lottery results are blocked... In addition to the ono coffee today @ after pictures I picked up my thumb up, can get a red envelope activity continues to ha, please rush me fat friends afternoon in Beijing [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    【带一儿一女逛商场 母亲竟教唆岁女儿偷走部手机】杭州某公司搞促销,结束后发现丢了部手机。民警调阅监控发现,员工把部手机放在地上塑料袋里,而涉事女子看到后便教唆女儿拿走袋子。调查中,女孩称并不知道塑料袋里是什么东西。目前那位母亲因涉嫌盗窃已被刑拘。tRpGRvMJ ​
[【 take a son and a woman at the mall Mother was instigated year old daughter steal the phone 】 a hangzhou company promotion, after the found lost his cell phone. Police read monitoring found that staff put mobile phone on the ground in a plastic bag, and women see involved and abetting the daughter take the bag. Survey, the girl does not know what is in a plastic bag. Now the mother on suspicion of theft has been detained. tRpGRvMJ]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪新闻客户端:
    【作呕!洗碗厂用污水洗餐具 现场垃圾遍地[怒]】日,江西南昌,一家洗碗厂用污水清洗餐具,并将污水直接倒在地上,实拍现场环境令人作呕↓↓同时,员工还不戴手套直接接触流水线上的餐具↓↓据悉,该厂曾被工商、环保执法人员进行关停,后又开门加工[摊手]tRpIlkdE ​
[[sick! Dishwashing factory with water washing up the garbage [anger]], in nanchang, a wash bowl of factory sewage in clean tableware, and pour the sewage directly on the ground, to film the scene environment disgusting left left at the same time, employees also dont wear gloves direct contact with the tableware of assembly line left left, the plant was shut down for industry and commerce, environmental protection law enforcement officers, and open the door after processingstand hand tRpIlkdE]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:虽然我很爱她,但我受够了我女朋友的暴脾气,我一直知道我俩结婚后不会幸福,现在我下定决心要分手了,拜托大神教教我,昨天在她家发生的事情,我已经对她彻底绝望!金山:绝望不了,因为你有欲望! ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends, although I love her very much, but Im fed up with my girlfriend suddenly and violently temper, I always know that after we get married will not happiness, I was determined to break up now, please teach me a great god, what happened at her home yesterday, I have been to her completely despair! Jinshan dont despair, because you have a desire! ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈这是按摩技师的岗前培训么![笑cry]
tRpIbkp ​

[Ha ha ha ha ha this is massage technician training or preparations for the job? [laughing cry] < br > tRpIbkp]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台# 还有这操作[吃惊]?司机一脚油门将查车交警强行拉走公里![衰]tRpbSTqd ​
[# # weibo communication radio and this operation [surprised]? Drivers will be a foot pedal ZhaChe traffic police forcibly away miles! [failure] tRpbSTqd]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# tRpIpSR ​
[# # jinshan night tRpIpSR]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

孙燕姿:
    忙完在北京的新加坡旅游发布会,来到武汉当Coco的嘉宾。好享受和她一起在台上的感觉😱!!美丽的Coco😘🌹 今天返回家一天😍😍 ​
[Busy in Singapore tourism conference in Beijing, came to wuhan when Cocos guest. 好享受和她一起在台上的感觉😱!! 美丽的Coco😘🌹 今天返回家一天😍😍 ​]

薛蛮子:
    教师节快乐! ​
[Happy teachers day! ​]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

微博汽车:
    想买也不一定能买到 [色]
[Want to buy is not necessarily can buy [color]]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

小野妹子学吐槽:
    水瓶不暖的话那就是质量问题,退货
[Aquarius is not warm it is quality problem, return money]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

ZAKER:
    【丈夫进试衣间帮妻子解扣 男店员掀帘子】 万象|男子进无印良品试衣间帮妻子解扣,男店员直接掀开帘子!男子称“妻子内衣只穿到一半,店员把我压在墙角”>详情 tRpIaOul ​
[The husband into the dressing room to help his wife trip Shop-boy lift curtain 】 vientiane | man into the muji trip to help his wife, the fitting room male clerk directly open the curtain! Man said wife wearing only underwear to a half, the clerk put me in the corner > tRpIaOul for details]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报# 【抓住夏日的尾巴 给宝马Li拍大片】车主说:近日“天鸽”余威方散,看见一丝和煦的阳光穿过熏风拂动窗帘的缝隙映入,立马抽出相机,抖掉镜头上长出来的蘑菇,约上哥们给爱车来一组夏日大片。传送门:tRpIaNJh ​
[# # BBS of hits daily [catch the tail of the summer Take large 】 the owner of the BMW Li said recently pigeon day and such party, and saw a hint of warm sunshine through a warm southerly breeze blows into the cracks in the curtain, immediately take out the camera, shake off the lens of mushrooms, about the elder brothers to the car to a set of summer blockbusters. Portal tRpIaNJh]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    考拉妈妈遭遇车祸去世,考拉宝宝Ryder失去了妈妈特别伤心,一直没有走出阴影…救援人员想要安抚它,给了它一个毛绒玩偶。小Ryder吃力地将玩偶抱在怀里,依偎着,仿佛玩偶就是它的妈妈,感觉它在说:妈妈, 不要丢下我…看着好心疼[悲伤]tRpfUI ​
[Baby koala mother died in a car accident, the koala Ryder lost mother especially sad, has not been out of the shadows... Rescue workers want to appease it and gave it a plush dolls. Small Ryder with difficulty will a doll in her arms, snuggle up, as if a doll is its mother, feel it in the said mom, dont leave me... Looking at good [sad] tRpfUI heartache]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

冷笑话精选:
    尬舞狂魔[允悲]@斐凡妈妈_拉拉毛:好魔性,笑死哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@Excuse_Meow:知道它为什么会被送医了,不过可能没救了
[Full dance slasher [allow sad] @ Fiji every mother _ coat good ones, smile to die ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ Excuse_Meow know why it has been hospitalized, but may not be saved]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #电视剧美味奇缘# 将于tRpInnq ,主创@MikeAngelo中国 @毛晓彤 @张雨剑 @陈欣予maggie @方逸伦Alen @Joy盛朗熙 ​​​​都将亲临现场,邀你共赴一场美味的盛宴!优酷全程直播,不错过任何精彩瞬间![小黄人高兴]#上优酷看美味奇缘# ​​​直播传送门→_→tRptuwrr ​
[Delicious colors # # TV play will be on tRpInnq, non-intervening @ @ Mao Xiaotong MikeAngelo China @ Zhang Yujian @ t. to maggie @ Alen Alen @ Joy ChengLang city will attend, invite you to a delicious feast! Youku live all the way, to miss any moment! [huang people happy] # on youku look delicious colors # live portal - _ - tRptuwrr]

小米手机:
    #小米MIX# 最详细开箱意外曝光[doge]小米人工智能翻译:今早在加州收到雷总寄来的快递,很赞很惊喜:小米MIX ! 要我打开它吗[坏笑][坏笑][污][污][憧憬][憧憬]
[# millet MIX# most detailed unpacking accidental exposure [doge] millet ai translation this morning in California, the thunder always to send express, nice very surprise millet MIX! Shall I open it? [laugh] [laugh] [pollution] [pollution] [hope] [hope]]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【澳洲现奇异蜘蛛品种 色彩斑斓形似外星生物[吃惊]】乍看起来,你可能会误以为这些鲜艳的蜘蛛,是科幻大片中的神秘生物;但实际上这些蜘蛛都是真实的,它们是一位自称“孔雀蜘蛛侠”的博士最近在澳大利亚发现的新品种↓↓虽然样子古怪,但也还蛮可爱...tRpIJxZD ​
[【 Australia now singular spider species Colorful like alien creatures [surprised]], at first glance, you might think these colorful spiders, is a mysterious creature in science-fiction film; But in fact these spiders are real, they are a claim to be peacock spider-man Dr In Australia recently discovered new left left although funny, but also quite cute... tRpIJxZD]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    这只喵星人被送到宠物医院后,
害医生笑到差点送医……
哈哈哈哈一看就不是什么正经猫[允悲] ​ ​
tRpIxiwf ​

[This only meow star after the man was sent to the pet hospital, < br > harm the doctor smiled almost taken away... < br > ha ha ha ha what a look, it is not nice cat [allow sad] < br > tRpIxiwf]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

MIUI:
    一位学生和老师的对话。#教师节# ​
[A student and teacher of the conversation. Teachers day # #]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    美术老师生病了@大家好我叫馒头:体育老师生病了
[Art teacher was ill @ hi my name is steamed bread physical education teacher is sick]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人#正在为购车纠结的同学们,来这条微博里留下你的购车条件(如:价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等),转发并评论,让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细,越有机会被家家推荐 。 ​​​​
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #购车帮帮忙#据说现在大七座SUV界里汉兰达的呼声很高?这三位戏精特意测评了一下,来看看他的驾驶体验↓↓↓(不喜猛喷~没关系,据我所知这三位戏精的心理承受能力挺强的,但一定要有理有据的喷啊[衰])tRpUl @汽车视频@购车帮帮忙@汽车黑科技 ​
[# # car help is now said to be seven big SUV highlanders high in the world? These three fine play assessment, specially to see his driving experience left left left down (dont like wild flowing ~ it doesnt matter, as far as I know the three play fine psychology to bear ability is quite strong, but she must be found to spray ah [failure]) tRpUl @ video @ car help @ car black science and technology]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

一块去旅行:
    苏州园林之美 | 听雨轩 拾音阁 风篁鸣琴台 暗香疏影间 | 摄影师 郑波 ​ ​​​​
[The beauty of the suzhou garden | listen to woo hin Pickup pavilion The wind in lyre set Impressions of fluidity between | photographer where]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

平安北京:
    #派出所故事#【丰台打击队民警的一天】tRpyEuP ​
[Story # # police station tRpyEuP fengtai police strike team day 】 【]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

冷笑话精选:
    可爱!@walhgg:是我跟不上潮流了@喂我的煤气罐呢:这才像祖国的花朵
[Lovely! @ walhgg it is I cant keep up with the trend @ hello my gas tank this just like the flowers of the motherland]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

巴曙松:
    纯属歪曲,从未讲过还要上涨三五十之类,如此歪曲传播居心何在?
[Is distorted, never speak to rise like , are so distorted transmission?]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我和她相爱年,因为她父母嫌我我家远分手,我感觉生无可恋,家里安排相亲,见一面一个星期顶婚了。婚后发现,我满脑子还是她,每天都恍惚的看到旁边是她,叫她的名字。分手一年半了,我后悔和不是一路人匆匆结婚,同时我发现我真正爱的是谁。 期间断断续续联系着,最近她和我说,她...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I in love with her, because her parents think I break up my home is far, I feel life is love, the home arrangement mutually close, see top wedding for a week. Found after marriage, I was her full, trance is next to see her every day, and her name. Break up a year and a half, I regret to marry is not a stranger in a hurry, I found that I really love is who at the same time. During the intermittent contact, recently she and I said, she... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

玛莎拉蒂_Maserati:
    #爱上玛莎拉蒂的个理由# 年沧海桑田,热血依然炽烈。 ​
[# love maserati reason # years passage, blood still blazing. ​]

传承意大利经典设计和手工定制传统,玛莎拉蒂旗下QP总裁轿车、Ghibli轿车、SUV Levante、GT跑车、GC敞篷跑车完美诠释优雅、奢华、运动与激情,带您体验无与伦比的驾乘感受,助您开启卓尔不凡的人生旅程。