教师节，回忆一下当年你老师说过的，最让你印象深刻的话。
[Teachers day, remember that your teacher has said, the most impressed you. ]
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猫扑：【WePhone开发者自杀：自称被前妻所逼，遭索万】 月日，有网帖称WePhone开发者苏享茂因被前妻所逼，遭索要万元和房产赔偿，后自杀身亡。月日，记者从其家属处获悉，苏享茂于月日凌晨五点左右从楼顶天台跳楼自杀。而在他跳下之前几个小时，曾陆续收到女方许多辱骂威胁恐吓消息。目前家...全文： m.weibo
[【 WePhone suicide developers claim was forced by his ex-wife, by Mr. Wan 】, February nd WePhone developer posts have said Sue at mau was forced by his ex-wife, and property have been demanding $ten thousand, after the suicide. On day, the reporter learns from his family, shigeru Sue at around five o clock in the morning on month tiantai jumped from the roof of their building. But before he jumped out of a few hours, had many abuse threats have received her message. Now home... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：现在小盆友的雨衣都这么新潮了吗？！[哈哈]
[The kids raincoat is so hip now? ! [ha ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
王小川：返中学毕业已经年，当年刚刚从师范毕业的青涩老师，现在已经成为副校长。而年长的恩师，已进入暮年。之前教师节给老师们的祝福“桃李满天下”，也都成为现实。年来，与学校和老师的情感并未淡去。返校的时候，老师指着我们对着年轻的学生说：“这是我的学生！”，充满了喜悦与自豪。感叹学生是老师...全文： m.weibo
[Return to have in high school, was just graduated from normal young teacher, has now become the vice President. And the older teacher, has stepped into the twilight. Before teachers day to the blessings of the teachers plum full world, have become a reality. Over the years, with the school and the teachers emotion did not fade away. Back to school, the teacher pointed to the us for the young students said this is my student! , filled with joy and pride. Lamenting the students is the teacher... The full text m. eibo]
好奇地活着
小野妹子学吐槽：一名南极越冬队员昨日拍下的极光，因太阳耀斑大爆发而前所未有的壮丽...如果极光能带来好运，这一波应该是好运MAX！🙏
[An Antarctic winter players aurora, taken yesterday due to solar flare outbreak unprecedented magnificent... If the aurora can bring good luck, the wave should be good luck MAX! 🙏 ]
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猫扑：【网传当着孩子打老人视频 警方：可能发生在马来西亚】月日，一段用棍棒殴打老人的视频发酵。视频中，老人被打躺倒在地上，身旁一未成年人苦苦哀求，口音疑似闽南地区，泉州网警介入此事。日，警方发布通报，视频反映事件可能发生在马来西亚，目前尚无渠道了解进一步的信息。tRpcbvvn
[The network spread in front of children play video police may occur in Malaysia] month, a video fermentation with clubs beat the old man. In the video, the old man was lying on the ground, beside a minor begged, accent suspected minnan region, quanzhou Internet police intervened. Days, police report released video, the reflection events may occur in Malaysia, there is no channel to know further information. tRpcbvvn]
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新浪汽车：这后视镜视线老好了，我看谁敢超我车！[并不简单] [并不简单]
[The rearview mirror view old ok, I see who dare superego car! [is not simple] [] are not simple]
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优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# “大王，我回来了。”丽姬嬴政终再相逢深情相拥~[心]机智的#迪丽热巴丽姬#上线~这一出计谋必须给满分！第集精彩看点→tRpwUeK
[# # warlords beauty bright moon big king, Im back. Li ji ying zheng will meet again embracing ~ [heart] tact heat # di li and li ji # online ~ this counsel must give full marks! The first set of the best views - tRpwUeK]
汽车之家：#老师，辛苦了#感谢在各个方面指导我们的老师们！ tRpaUCE
[# # teacher, hard thanks to guide us in every respect teachers! tRpaUCE]
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微博汽车：【大货车撞山瞬间近乎垂直竖立 司机：当时打瞌睡了】月日早，G沈海高速麻岙岭隧道南洞口，一辆大货车撞开路边护栏，冲上洞口右侧的山体后侧翻。司机全身多处受伤，所幸没有生命危险。@时间视频 tRpGYom
[【 trucks into a mountain is almost vertical moment erect driver when dozed off 】 early February nd, G Shen Hai high-speed hemp openmindedness ridge tunnel in the south mouth of the cave, a big truck knocked down the side of the road fence, on the west of the hole on the right side of the mountain the back flip. The driver body, multiple injuries but not life threatening. @ time video tRpGYom]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
丑女达人：试试？试试！
[Have a try? Try it!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：#味可滋的嘻哈范儿#不是diss，就是battle，火药味十足的《中国有嘻哈》走了，时尚、高颜值的小清新味可滋有嘻哈来了！边喝边rap，嘿，有点意思
[# flavour to zi hip-hop girlies # not diss, is a battle, belligerent China have hip hop away, fashion, high level of small and pure and fresh flavor appearance can be zi hip-hop is coming! Rap over coffee, hey, a little meaning]
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汽车之家：法拉利七十周年纪念活动，汽车之家编辑王勐在现场@王勐先生 ，亲爱的家人们，你们想看哪款车呢？快留言告诉家家吧。
[Ferrari seventy anniversary, home of auto editor wang meng @ Mr Wang meng at the scene, dear family, which car do you want to see? Quick tell every message.]
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平安北京：【@北京晚报 泰国清迈一旅游纪念品商铺违规售药被查 中国游客出国购药须提高警惕】中国驻泰国大使馆及泰国旅游局向游客发出购物提醒在泰购药须留心,大型百货商场和超市价格合理,质量有保证,并且有医师指导用药,是最保险的购物场所。此外,购物时应索取完整收据,以便维权。tRptAVDp
[【 @ Beijing evening news Chiang mai, Thailand tourism souvenir shops illegal sale of drugs by Chinese tourists go abroad to buy medicine should be cautious 】 the Chinese embassy in Thailand and Thailand tourism to tourists shopping remind, bought in medicine must be aware of the large department stores and supermarkets reasonable price, quality assured, and have a guidance of physician drug use, is the safest place for shopping. In addition, when shopping for complete all receipts for human rights. tRptAVDp]
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丑女达人：太好听了！[good][good][good]李玉刚和杨树林的《一人我饮酒醉》，听的我都忘了原版了！[二哈][笑cry] tRpfdOyU
[Too good to listen! [good] [good] [good] yugang li and poplar forests of the one I drink drunk, listen I had forgotten about the original! [two ha] [laugh cry] tRpfdOyU]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
汽车之家：#教师节#知识是驱动我们前行的动力，而老师则是我们学习过程中的引路人，感谢在各个方面指导过我们的老师。你想对你的哪位老师说声感谢，欢迎留言。
[# # knowledge is teachers day drive us forward, while the teacher is our lead in the learning process, thank you in every way to guide our teacher. Do you want to say to any of your teachers, thank you for the welcome message. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑：【岁男孩立志当游戏主播 记下爸爸密码天花万多元买游戏装备】重庆綦江的江先生对儿子的教育一直采取“宽松政策”，没想到儿子竟背着他在两天里花掉了他账户上一万多元，用来买游戏中的角色装备。据了解，这名岁男孩在岁时开始打游戏，他觉得自己很有天赋，想当游戏主播。他凭着超强记忆力，在晚上...全文： m.weibo
[The old boy to when the game host Down dad over multiple password smallpox to buy a game equipment 】 the qijiang count of chongqing Mr Jiang easing by his sons education has been taken, dreamed of carrying his son in the two days spent his account on more than ten thousand yuan, buy a game the role of the equipment. It is understood that the old boy at the age of began to play the game, he felt very talented, want to be a game the host. He with super memory, in the evening... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：【经历小时手术 美国连头宝宝回家啦！】近日，一对美国夫妇的连头双胞胎儿子终于出院回家。原来两个宝宝出生时，头部连在一起，在医院里治疗了一年多。去年月，两人接受长达小时的头部分离手术...结束后整个手术室的人都鼓起了掌↓↓坎坷难免，所幸一切都会变好[爱你]tRpfmmkJ
[After hours of surgery The baby even come home! Recently, an American couple even head twin son finally came home. The original two baby was born, the head together, in the hospital treatment for more than a year. Last month, two people to accept the surgery for hours of head... After the end of the whole operating room clapped his hands left left bumpy, fortunately, everything will be good love you [] tRpfmmkJ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：#家家新闻# 【定位紧凑型SUV 中华V无伪装谍照曝光】日前，我们获得了一组华晨中华V的无伪装谍照，对比此前的谍照图片，新车的外观和内饰信息都更加清晰，已经能够展示未来量产的实际样式。参考此前获得的信息，该车将定位为紧凑型SUV，于今年第四季度正式上市销售。tRpfnmLR
[# # every news [positioning compact SUV without exposure disguised spy 】 the V, we obtain a set of brilliance of the V no fake photos, compared to previous spy pictures, exterior and interior of the new information is more clear, have been able to show the future production of practical style. Refer to previous information, the vehicle will be aimed for the compact SUV, officially went on sale in the fourth quarter of this year. tRpfnmLR]
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冷笑话精选：哈哈哈总结很到位[doge]@同志们幸苦了：总结：南方人来北方买东西不要钱[摊手]
[Ha ha ha concluded in place [doge] @ comrades luckily bitter summary from the south to the north [stand hand] dont money to buy things]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：【地铁上小伙不肯让座 大妈一屁股坐他腿上[汗]】南京地铁号线上为了一座位，大妈认为是小伙得让座，而小伙却不愿意，于是大妈一屁股坐在他腿上，画面顿时僵住了……（江苏新闻）tRpqkJSE
[The guy on the subway is not willing to let aunthe [Mr Khan]] on the leg a line of nanjing subway was for a seat, Boyle is considered a guy have to give up her seat, and the guy I dont like, so aunt a butt sitting on his lap, the picture suddenly froze... (jiangsu) tRpqkJSE]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#【[心]暖！洪水险些冲走婴儿车，路人成功相救】月日，受暴雨影响，俄罗斯乌法发生洪涝灾害，路面急流将路人冲倒。一对父母死命拉着婴儿车，以防孩子被冲走，过路司机见状忙下车帮忙，一辆推土机也开到水流中帮忙截流，最终婴儿车被救下。tRpbPKfp
[Travel life # # [[heart] warm! Flood nearly washed away the pram, passers-by successful rescue 】 month day, affected by the heavy rain, the Russian ufa floods occur, pavement, cut down rapids to passers-by. Parents who is being a stroller, in case the children were washed away, passing the driver off busy help, a bulldozer is also open to the help of the flow intercepting, under the pram rescued finally. tRpbPKfp]
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一块去旅行：摩洛哥旅行攻略 | 告诉你摩洛哥最美的地方在哪里怎么玩，教你如何省钱和拍照，所以，给我一个超级么么哒～作者：羊驼仙子
[Moroccan travel guide | how tell you where is the most beautiful place in Morocco to play, to teach you how to save money and take photos, so, give me a super mua ~ author alpaca fairy]
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南方都市报：【还记得老师们的神语录吗？他们才是最早的段子手[笑cry]】你们是我带过最差的一届！同学们，我再占用大家分钟……教师节，听大朋友小朋友讲述自己的老师，你是不是也觉得这些经历似曾相识？戳↓↓回忆杀走一波！你还记得，老师当年有什么的神技能吗？（中新网）tRpcyQT 同一个...全文： m.weibo
[【 remember gods sayings from the teachers? They are the earliest jokes hand [laugh cry]] you are my one of the worst! The classmates, Ill take up all minutes... Teachers day, listening to big friends children tell their teacher, are you think these experiences deja vu? Stamp left memories left go a wave! Do you remember that the teacher was what god skills? (Beijing) tRpcyQT the same... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：#西湖早茶#：如果想飞起来的话，只有勇气往前冲，是不够的，我们得停下来，什么都不要想，让自己清空，只是等风来。——鲍鲸鲸 《等风来》 早安，各位。
[# # the west lake tea if you want to fly, only the courage to rush forward, is not enough, we have to stop, what all dont want to, let oneself to empty, just like the wind to. - bao whale whale such as the wind to good morning, everybody. ]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：和男友谈了两个多月，认识也才三个多月，平时感觉没什么话题聊，没有发生过关系，昨天打电话给他因为说一半给朋友指路去了，他说我不尊重他，然后觉得我们没有共同话题就提出分手了，其实我也觉得很心累，我觉得他比我优秀太多，无论是学历还是工作还是家庭条件，我一直都放不开自己...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend talked with her boyfriend for more than two months, the understanding also only more than three months, feel no topic to chat at ordinary times, there have been no relationship, yesterday said to call him because half the way to the to the friend, he said I dont respect him, then dont think we have common topics to break up, actually I also feel very tired heart, I think he good than me too much, whether education or work or family condition, I always put dont open yourself... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
猫扑：【外国#留学生跪地拜师# 引争议 网友：好一个入乡随俗】昨日，一张外国留学生跪地拜师的照片走红网络，后有眼尖的网友发现，照片中的人正是王者荣耀主播蓝烟。此事一经曝光迅速引发外界广泛关注，不少网友表示学习中国文化得从方方面面抓起，没毛病！也有网友吐槽男儿膝下有黄金，这跪得也太随便了！对...全文： m.weibo
[【 foreign # # students kneel ground from master contentious netizen good a when in Rome, do as the Romans do yesterday, a photo of foreign students kneel ground from an Internet hit, after eagle-eyed netizens found that the people in the photo is the glory of the host king of blue smoke. This matter once exposure caused widely attention quickly, many netizens said learning Chinese culture from the aspects, no problem! There is also a netizen have teenage boys gold, this kneel also too casual! For... The full text m. eibo]
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小S：至今聽到最完美的一句話，剛剛有位太太問：你是小s的女兒嗎？
[Yet to hear the most perfect sentence, just a lady ask you are the daughter of a small s? ]
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汽车之家：#停车打卡# 早上好，在本条微博评论中告诉大家，你开的车是什么，如果有相同的，就和他互粉吧[嘻嘻] 。
[Parking clock # # good morning, tell everyone in the weibo comment on this article, what is your car, if there is the same, and he when fans it (hee hee). ]
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新浪汽车：猫都会做饭了，猫都坐宝马了，而你[微笑]
[The cat will cook a meal, cat sit BMW, and you [smiles]]
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猫扑：【猫扑盘点网络大女神老师，你最爱哪一个？】知道年网络十大女神老师都有谁吗？[二哈]她们智慧与美貌并存，是学生时代记忆里的一抹亮色。教师节之际，猫扑整理出十位爆红网络的女神老师，你最爱哪一个？戳链接参加论坛活动[来]你身边有没有让你惊艳的女神老师？晒出照片，并说出你和老师的故...全文： m.weibo
[【 mop inventory big goddess teacher, which one you like best? Know ten years network goddess teacher who are? [two ha] their wisdom and beauty coexist, is the one bright spot in the memory when I was a student. Teachers day, and mop up ten popular network the goddess of the teacher, which one you like best? Poke link to participate in BBS activities [to] make you amazing goddess teacher around you? Bask in the photo, and tell you and the teachers reason... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：【今天，别忘了向老师问声好[心]】那些年，老师总是再讲两分钟就下课；你所在的班级总是老师带过“最差的一届”；他们一次次强调的送分题还是经常做错…毕业后才懂，那些曾让你不耐烦的唠叨，如今却成了最难忘的回忆。句经典语录↓你的老师最爱说___？（人民日报）今天教师节，记得对他们说声，教师...全文： m.weibo
[【 today, dont forget to say hello to the teacher [heart]] in those years, the teacher always talk about two minutes class; Your class is always a teacher in one of the worst; They emphasized time and again to send questions or often do wrong... After graduation to understand, those who let you impatient nagging, but now he has become the most unforgettable memories. A classic sayings left your teacher say love ___? (Peoples Daily) teachers day today, remember to say to them, the teacher... The full text m. eibo]
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杨幂：出发了#幂Me秘#
[Set out # # power Me the secret]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
猫扑：【专访坠楼产妇助产士：家属“拒绝手术”是医学术语】月日，新京报记者专访榆林产妇坠亡事发当日下午的值班助产士张帆。医院此前公布的“家属三次拒绝剖宫产”记录中，前两条的记录人均为她。她表示，记录在护理记录单上的“家属拒绝手术”字样“只是一种医学上的术语表达”。tRpciVFS
[【 interview hanging midwives maternal relatives refused to surgery is a medical term 】 month, the Beijing news reporter interview yulin maternal fell from the afternoon of midwife sail on duty. Hospital after recorded in the family members refused to cesarean section three times, the first two records per capita for her. Recorded in the nursing records, she said, the family members refused to surgery on the list is a medical term expression . tRpciVFS]
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陈旭东：这样的停车系统，是否可以用在共享单车上?@三胞集团 @滴滴出行 tRpffmMf
[This parking system, whether can be used for sharing on the bike? @ @ drops travel tRpffmMf tricell group]
