人生大概就是前三十五年每天伺候傻逼攒钱，后三十五年花钱买一个远离傻逼的环境。
[Life is probably served shitty saving money every day, years before years after buying a away from silly force of the environment. ]
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张亚勤：【中国新闻网】从“提出”到“引领”百度云占领ABC战略制高点 tRpqzbId
[China news network from the proposed to the leading ABC strategic high ground tRpqzbId baidu cloud occupation]
“夫英雄者，胸怀大志，腹有良谋，有包藏宇宙之机，吞吐天地之志“
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将#“与其让你在我怀中枯萎，宁愿你犯错后悔”即便我们错过了最好的年华，依然是你陪伴到最后，不留遗憾。致最努力的@薛之谦 ，祝幸福，晚安。[爱你]
[# # youku masked to sing rather than let you die in my arms, you make a mistake sorry even if we missed the best time, still is your company in the end, leaving no regret. The most hard @ memory, wish happiness, good night. Love you []]
微博搞笑排行榜：为何以前很在乎的人，后来变得没那么重要 _______________________________
[Why care about the people before, became less important _______________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tRpqPJZD
[# # jinshan night tRpqPJZD]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
顶尖设计：权力的游戏黑帮系列“权力的教父”
[Game of thrones gang series the godfather of power]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
优酷：[good]点赞！@阿里味小编天团一天前，阿里巴巴内网里出现了一个名为“年会最有温度的节目，我们都是主角”的帖子。呼吁大家能有一个阿里人式的散场，主动把垃圾都带走。今天年会散场，这就是咱们阿里人的答卷。[good]#阿里巴巴周年年会#
[[good] thumb up! @ ali flavor small make up day a day earlier, alibaba has arisen in Intranet, a most temperature program, we are leading role post. Called on everyone to have a man ali over, take the initiative to take away the rubbish. Ali today meeting was over, this is us. [good] # # alibaba anniversary of the convention]
edc陳冠希：INNERPEACE ONESTAR
clot x converse tRpGDYY
[< br > < br > INNERPEACE ONESTAR凝块x tRpGDYY交谈]
International nomad
新浪汽车：#车圈话题# #法兰克福车展# 买车还是买飞机，我想听听你们的意见 [阴险] @来去之间 @微博汽车 @购车帮帮忙
[Frankfurt motor show # # # #.so topic to buy a car or buy a plane, I want to hear your opinion [insidious] between @ @ come weibo auto @ car to help]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 你平时坐车的时候是玩手机，睡觉，还是______？
[# # good night family ride at ordinary times is to play your mobile phone, sleeping, or...? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：#薛之谦复合不留遗憾#复合前，薛之谦在#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#的舞台唱了许美静的《遗憾》，“莫非要你尝尽了苦悲，才懂我最珍贵。”祝福薛之谦高磊鑫，所有的深情都不应被辜负，所有的相恋都不应留遗憾。 tRpGHw
[# # memory compound without regret compound before my show the stage of the # # masked singing will guess sang mavis hui regret, not want you to taste the bitter grief, just understand me the most precious. Bless my show crystal, all feeling should not be disappoint, all love should not leave regret. tRpGHw]
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沈博阳：望京小腰[挤眼][馋嘴]
[Wangjing small waist [eye] [available]]
LinkedIn领英中国总裁
小野妹子学吐槽：其实微博上撕逼归根结底就是两类心理：
第一类是“我每天拼死拼活还穷成狗，节食运动还胖成猪，颜值没有恋人没有希望没有啥都没有，终于在茫茫黑暗之中找到了一丝光芒打开了一扇大门遇到了一位小天使，每天看看他我就脸上出现了笑容身体充满了活力生活重现了希望，你一个陌生人却跑过来告诉我喜欢他是...全文： m.weibo
[Weibo quarrel in the final analysis is actually two types of psychological < br > the first category is every day I hard also poor into a dog, a diet movement also fat as a pig, no lover, no hope without what appearance level all have no, finally found a light in the vast darkness opens the door met a little angel, I see him every day will face appeared smile body full of vitality reconstructed the hope of life, but a stranger ran over to tell you I like he is... The full text m. eibo]
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微博搞笑排行榜：我爸
[My dad]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
玩转instagram：四川色达
[Sichuan color of]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 当女司机遇到广场舞大妈，你能想象这是什么画面吗？视频中，一群大妈在地下车库跳广场舞，突然一位女司机开车进来，想倒车入库。女司机倒了半天也倒不进去，等得不耐烦的大妈们上前指挥女司机，结果，女司机居然一把就入库成功！！！这波freestyle，我觉得不错[微笑][good] ...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life when the driver met square dance Boyle, can you imagine what is this picture? In the video, a group of aunt in underground garage square dance, a female driver suddenly came in, want to back into the Treasury. The driver down along while also didnt go in, Boyle of impatient to wait to command the driver, as a result, the driver was a warehouse success!!!!!! This wave of freestyle, I feel good [smiles] [good]... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
MIUI：聊一聊：满分，你会给#MIUI#打几分？
[A chat full marks, you can give a # MIUI#? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
冷笑话精选：感人@牵伱的手好吗：每一份职业都不容易啊[心]愿每一个善良的人都能被善待[心]
[Moving @ to hold your hand, please every profession is not easy ah [heart] wish everyone can be a kind of treat [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#阿里巴巴周年年会#大文娱一起加油！@阿里巴巴 [鼓掌]十八岁生日快乐哦！
[# # alibaba anniversary convention big entertainment together come on! @ alibaba [applause.] eighteen years old happy birthday!]
顶尖设计：用LEGO拼出的纽约 by J.R. Schmidt
[Use LEGO spelled out by New York J.R. Schmidt]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
猫扑：两只断了奶的小奶狗，发现猫大婶有奶水后，马上开始了吸猫生涯[笑cry]tRNFJsV
[Two dogs weaned little milk, after aunt found that cats have milk, immediately started smoking cat career [laugh cry] tRNFJsV]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪新闻客户端：【怀疑自己身陷传销 女子为向司机求助夺其方向盘】监控中，三女一男一同上了公交车，车刚开出不久身穿黄衣服的女子就突然走到司机旁边，不断将手伸向方向盘，并声称被人挟持请求帮助↓↓为防止意外发生，司机郁师傅赶紧靠边停车↓↓因为这些细节，女子怀疑自己陷入传销↓↓tRpGUeb
[【 doubt yourself in a pyramid scheme Women to seek help from the driver from the steering wheel 】 monitoring, the three women and one man together on the bus, the car has just opened a woman dressed in yellow clothes soon suddenly walk next to the driver, constantly reach out her hand to the steering wheel, and claims that have been hijacked request help left left to prevent accident, the driver yu teacher hurriedly pull over left left because of these details, women themselves in MLM left left tRpGUeb down]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
玩转instagram：#新角色当然更出色#你多久一次改变全新的自己？ @水密码 x #水密码全新代言人#@赵丽颖 提醒你：水水兔限量版水CC同款已到，别阻止自己萌起来。水密码水水兔限量版气垫Q萌发售，戳连接tRpGXF tRpbntC
[# # new role better, of course, how often do you change a new? @ water password x # password new spokesperson # @ li-ying zhao remind you water limited edition water CC with rabbit has come, dont stop yourself to ante up. Password water water water rabbit limited edition air cushion Q germination, poke connection tRpGXF tRpbntC]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
汽车之家：#夜福利# .秒破百野兽 Concept One
[Welfare # # night. The second broken hundred beast Concept One]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
一块去旅行：如果一个人想念你，他就会来见你。
[If a person miss you, he will come to see you. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
冷笑话精选：你名字的最后一个字是什么？看看有多少是跟你一样的[并不简单]
[What is your name on the last word? See how many are like you [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：请把你相册中最为珍藏、最糊但又最好用的那枚表情包分享出来。
[Please put the most treasure, the paste in your photo album, but had better use the expression package share out. ]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 早高峰公交车堵在半路 ，多名乘客爬窗而出[摊手] @汽车视频 @微博汽车 @李楠说道 tRpUmgB
[# # weibo on sexual peak early bus stuck in the halfway, many passengers climbed window [stand hand] @ car video @ @ misia said tRpUmgB weibo cars]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：我居然真的很认真看完了，不是只为了抽奖来的！！@毛小星Ryan听说，你想要白一个色号？那我送你一盒美白安瓶吧！关注@毛小星Ryan +转发本微博@一个好友，抽个人送一盒endocare安多可VC美白安瓶，价值元！月号抽！@微博抽奖平台
[I actually read very seriously, not only to draw!!!!! @ Mao Xiaoxing Ryan heard, what do you want a white color number? That I send you a box of whitening ampoules!!!! Focus @ Mao Xiaoxing forward Ryan + this weibo @ a friend, a box of smoke personal send endocare amdo VC whitening ampoules, the value of yuan! In smoke! @ weibo lucky draw platform]
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猫扑：【浙大男博士相亲一周后要求女方退还元茶水钱...】昨天，一女网友发帖讲述自己在一个相亲网站认识的一位年的江西男生。男生介绍自己是浙大博士在读，每个月收入有将近万元。双方聊了一段时间后约了见面，结果男生居然迟到了个小时，女生等了他一个多小时。女网友说：“见面主要是他讲学业生活，...全文： m.weibo
[The zhejiang university Dr Men dating asked the woman returned a week later yuan tea money... Yesterday, a female net friend Posting about myself on a dating site know was a boy in jiangxi. The boy introduces himself is zhejiang university PhD, nearly ten thousand yuan monthly income. The two sides talked after a period of time about the meeting, the guy just late hours, the girl waited for him for more than an hour. Meet female net friend said he studies is in the main life,... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我婆婆总是在我老公前面装柔弱装善良，去医院做CT说她害怕，要我老公陪，在家说自己怕黑，老公不在对我冷言冷语，在背后总骂我，在我老公面前装着对我好的无微不至，怎么破……还有小姑子，天天我老公如果黑了，就说哎你都晒黑了，心疼死了！和我说哎你姐夫对我是爱搭不理，完全没有...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my mother-in-law always in front of my husband with soft outfit is good, go to a hospital making CT said she is afraid of, want to my husband to accompany, say that they are afraid of the dark in the home, the husband is not apply to me, always scold at me behind my back, pretend to be nice to me in front of my husbands content, how to break... And XiaoGuZi, every day my husband if black, say ah you are tanned, love dead! And I say ah brother-in-law to me is the love you take ignore, no... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
卢健生：精彩！@来去之间一定要看……@Ceci妮韩国教练：你们听着，不能让朱婷来前排，尽可能让她在后排呆的时间长点！明白没？！队员：明白了！ 。。。。。。赛后：教练，我们做的不错吧，个球没让朱婷来前排！韩国教练已气晕在厕所。。。。
[Wonderful! @ come and go between must see... @ Ceci ni south Korean coach listen, you cant let twila to the front, as far as possible let her at the back for a long time! Didnt understand? ! Player I see! ...... After the game, coach, we did a good job, havent let twila in front of the ball! South Koreas coach has been heartbroken in the toilet...]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
蔡依林：去年在底下的時候，完全不知所措有點害羞， 只默默想著若讓我上台表演該有多自在～ 今年心想事成上台表演！ 謝謝蘇芒姐的邀請～明天見～～[爱你][爱你][爱你][爱你][爱你]
[Last year, at the bottom completely at a loss a little shy, just silently thinking if there is more at ease ~ let me to perform the horse stage this year! Thank you Sue mans elder sister invited ~ see you tomorrow ~ ~ love you [] [] love you love you [] [] love you love you []]
一只不会说话的蘑菇：最喜欢的事大概就是逛超市
[Favourite thing about is the supermarket]
外向的孤独患者 有何不可 😶
汽车之家：#家家试驾# 【走性价比路线 试驾新款北京现代索纳塔】官方称作全新索纳塔，实际上是索纳塔九的改款车型，外观的变化非常大，新增.T发动机代替原有.L车型。较低的价格，较高的配置，让它拥有相当不错的性价比。tRpGUYih
[# every test # 【 cost-effective way Test drive the new Beijing hyundai sonata 】 the official called the new sonata, is actually the sonata nine change model, the change of the appearance is very big and new. T instead of the original engine. L models. At a low price, high configuration, let it have fairly good cost performance. tRpGUYih]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
