人民日报：
【大学男生体验分娩，痛到怀疑人生】生孩子到底有多痛？近日，南京大学的几个男生体验了分娩的疼痛。虽然体验疼痛指数只有正常分娩的十分之一，体验时间是正常生产时间的八分之一不到，但是他们已经痛到怀疑人生···可想真正的生产要经受多大的痛苦。tRpPNkGn
[The college boys experience birth, pain to doubt life 】 children how pain? Recently, nanjing university, a few boys to experience the pain of childbirth. Although experience pain index is only one over ten of the normal childbirth experience time is less than one of the normal production time, but they have pain to doubt life... to think about the real production to withstand much pain. tRpPNkGn]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
天津股侠：微博观点都是免费分享的，对不对市场检验，不用成天的追错来验证，侠哥不是股神，不可能天天对，对了得瑟，错了再来，错了也太正常了！天天都对，股市不成咱家提款机了。给点鼓励，我的老铁在哪里？[太开心]
[Weibo ideas are free to share, right market inspection, dont have all day to verify the chasing after the wrong, the elder brother of the man is not god, cant for everyday, to get, wrong again, wrong is too normal! For everyday, not using the machine the stock market. Give some encouragement, my brother in where? [quite happy]]
新浪微博财经类自媒体人，年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志，不做咨询、荐股，跟风者自负盈亏。
冷笑话精选：瑜伽下犬式和上犬式最标准的示范！
那一个回眸，真是自带嘲讽......[允悲]
tRpzDBZy
[Yoga downward dog and the dog on the standard demonstration! < br > the one looking back, it is own ridicule... [allow sad] < br > tRpzDBZy]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
馬天宇：说吧，是蔡依林姐姐派来的还是芙蓉姐派来的？[允悲]
[Say, jolin tsai sister sent or lotus elder sister sent? [allow sad]]
一个安静的美男子～😂 工作联络 Andy 工作邮箱 ssxk_matianyu@
紫光阁：【内地女生怒撕港独海报：你们不能代表！[怒]】月日，香港中文大学本科新生开学典礼，但校园内却出现许多带有港独字眼的海报和横幅。日晚，一名内地女生撕下港独海报后，瞬间被蹲点的记者和港独学生围住，但她没有露怯，反而怒斥张贴港独海报这种卖国行为！@观察者网 tRpUfm
[[mainland girl nu tore port poster alone you cannot represent! [anger]] month day, the Chinese university of Hong Kong undergraduates opening ceremony, but the campus have many posters and banners with Hong Kong words alone. Friday night, a mainland girl tore port alone after posters, instantly by casing port of journalists and students around alone, but she didnt have the account, instead of fulminating against port alone the poster posted the traitors! Net tRpUfm @ observer]
《紫光阁》杂志是国务院系统的重要党刊，被誉为党刊园地的一面旗帜，党员干部的良师益友。
最神奇的视频：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太逗了，看到最后那么听话的样子我都乐了[笑cry]tRpzBcwm
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too funny, see the last so obedient I dole [laugh cry] tRpzBcwm]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
财经网：【坠楼产妇生母：就算婆婆不同意剖腹产，我会不同意吗？】她说，医生一直没有强调过必须剖腹产，难道她婆婆不想抱孙子吗？她怀的是个男孩儿啊！就算婆婆不同意剖腹产，我会不同意吗？后来得知女儿跳楼，当时抢救了分钟，但最终大人和孩子都没抢救过来。第二天警察来和我了解情况，我又不知道当时是什
[【 hanging maternal mother even if her mother-in-law dont agree with cesarean section, I will not agree? She said, the doctor has not been emphasized to cesarean section, isnt her mother-in-law dont want to have grandchildren? She is a boy! Even if her mother-in-law dont agree with cesarean section, I will not agree? Later learned that daughter jump off a building, rescue the minutes at the time, but eventually the adult and children are not revive. The next day the police come and I know the situation, I dont know when is assorted]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
匪我思存：上诉了，法院要求不能再在网络上公开一审判决书，因为那成为了未生效判决书。所以删了。那么多转发那么多评论，我都铭记在心。谢谢大家的支持，我会坚持到底。鞠躬，再次感谢🙏🙏🙏
[Appeal, the court cant open the first-instance judgment on the Internet, because it has become the effective judgment. So I deleted. So many forward so many comments, I have in mind. Thank you for your support, I will stick to it. 鞠躬，再次感谢🙏🙏🙏 ]
不看@，不看未关注私信。采访、版权、影视等事宜请联系吴小姐：wudan@membook
新浪娱乐：【周杰否认舌吻过某人 林心如方：品行自在人心】日晚，林心如工作室疑对周杰否认拍戏时“强行舌吻过某人”的相关言论回应：“品行自在人心，多说无益，但是带节奏我们不约。” 早年#林心如#被问拍戏时有谁试着顶过你的牙齿？林心如回：“就一个吧尔康啊..我闭的很紧，死不张开”。tRpzVHc
[【 week hero deny tongue kiss someone Lin xin such as conduct the heart 】 Sunday evening, lin xin such as studio suspected of week hero deny saying forced tongue kiss someones speech about response conduct the heart, said nothing more, but we dont about with the rhythm. Early # # lin xin such as been asked have who try to act your teeth? Lin xin such as back just an er kang ah.. I closed tight, open . tRpzVHc]
新浪娱乐
央视新闻：#微感动#【他失去一只手臂 却在建筑队工作】河北石家庄的陶津津，岁时遇意外失去右臂，出事后他也曾自怨自艾，但在父母的鼓励下，陶津津决定开始新的生活。为闯出一片天，陶津津加入建筑队，工作虽然很吃力，但他咬牙坚持，最终适应了工作。他说：“别人能干的我也能干”。你会为他点赞吗？[心]
[# # micro moved 【 he lost an arm Is working in a construction crew 】 clay with hebei shijiazhuang, at the age of any accident lost his right arm, after the accident he was blaming yourself, but in my parents encouragement, tao with decided to start a new life. For rushes out one day, tao with join builders, although work is very hard, but he insist teeth, finally adapt to the work. He said someone competent I can also do. Youll be his thumb up? [heart]]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
头条新闻：#视野#【霍去病雕塑被摸得油光锃亮 游客：传说能“去病”[黑线]】甘肃兰州一公园里，一尊雕塑被摸得油光锃亮。只因名字里有“去病”二字，每天都会有上千人排队来摸它，传说可以祛病消灾，很多游客跟风而为…@梨视频 tRphBYa
[View # # 【 huo qubing sculpture be touched up the slick tourist legend can disease (black line) 】 gansu lanzhou in a park, a sculpture be touched up the slick. Because in the name to words, every day there are thousands of people lined up to touch it, legend can illnesses to eliminate evil, many visitors follow suit for... @ pear video tRphBYa]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
北京人不知道的北京事儿：【[话筒]】@北京人捍卫北京城 ：这位京NR车主违章停车后导致拥堵，被贴条后开始耍无赖还威胁交警，交警同志自始至终文明执法！tRpzmXtw
[[[microphone]] @ from Beijing to defend the city the Beijing NR cause congestion, after the owner parking began after roguing also be stick a threat to the traffic police, traffic police comrades throughout civilized law enforcement! tRpzmXtw]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
韩国me2day：【TV Cast】#禹元宰#
[TV Cast Kill # # yu yuan 】 < We Are > (Feat. # LOCO# & # GRAY#) public ~ MV audio performance Fried chicken good song ~ at present each big audio source list of Kill All!! ~ tRpzFBS]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
应采儿：@爸爸去哪儿 tRpzrOol ！（我也不知道先导片是什么[允悲]反正有我就对了）@优酷 @芒果TV 双平台播出[耶]每周四会员提前看周五非会员观看🤗 看看Jasper有多爱演 基因有多强大吧[污] 我也是无语了……[允悲][允悲][允悲] @陳小春
[Wheres tRpzrOol @ dad! （我也不知道先导片是什么[允悲]反正有我就对了）@优酷 @芒果TV 双平台播出[耶]每周四会员提前看周五非会员观看🤗 看看Jasper有多爱演 Genes have more powerful [pollution] Im speechless... [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] @ Chen xiao chun]
祈祷，不如思考
思想聚焦：你有哪些内行人才知道的省钱诀窍？
[You know what are adept talent trick to save money? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
天天美食推荐：【鸡蛋面包做法】据说是目前最流行的小吃之一，整颗鸡蛋都在里面哦，吃起来超赞，做起来却简单快手！[馋嘴]tRpzDoFT
[Practice 】 【 egg bread is said to be one of the most popular snack at present, the whole egg inside oh, tastes great, but to do simple well quickly! [available] tRpzDoFT]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
北美吐槽君：每每想起以前的事，我就不想让前女友过得比我好
[Every time I think of things before, I dont want to let his former girlfriend had a better than I]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
股社区：像这样的公司真给特批上市也是可以理解的，至少可以缓解一种尴尬，就是中国稍微能入流的互联网公司，基本上都没在A股上市。前几年还有很多人对这个观点不服气，搬出乐视来反驳，现在都不说话了。我们互联网的黄金年，中国股民都没享受到红利，都让洋大人和二鬼子赚走了。
[Such companies really give special listing is also understandable, at least can alleviate an awkward, is China A little bit to inflow of Internet companies, basically do not have it in the a-share listed. A few years ago many people defy spirit on this view, move out Letv to refute, all dont talk now. Our Internet golden years, the Chinese people didnt enjoy the dividend, all have made the adults and the devil. ]
有可能是被抄袭次数最多的证券微博。微信号：gushequ
英国那些事儿：小猪仔Dragonlord哼哼吱吱开启“要吃的”模式…铲屎官除了宠着也是一点办法都没有啊…[抱抱][猪头]ins：boochacestRpZPPnG
[Piglet Dragonlord hum make open to eat mode... Shovel excrement officer in addition to the familiar with and cant do anything... Pig head [hug] [] ins boochacestRpZPPnG]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
一支上上签：今晚
[Tonight.]
是你的一支上上签
新浪新闻：【今天，是袁隆平岁生日[蛋糕]】他是中国工程院院士、联合国粮农组织首席顾问，北京奥运会号火炬手；他从事杂交水稻研究半个世纪，为解决人民粮食问题作出卓越贡献。今天，为袁隆平转发，祝他岁生日快乐！看岁的袁老全程用英语向世界介绍超级杂交水稻↓↓tRpzksud
[[[today is yuan longping birthday cake] 】 he is member of Chinese academy of engineering, the United Nations food and agriculture organizations chief adviser, the Beijing Olympic Games torch; He took up the study of hybrid rice in half a century, to solve the problem of peoples food made outstanding contributions. Today, as the yuan longping forwarding, wish him a happy birthday! See yuan old full use English to introduce to the world at the age of super hybrid rice left left tRpzksud]
上新浪新闻客户端，每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端：sinajd.php?k=
新浪体育：卧槽！这简直就是乾坤大挪移！
足坛大诡异的逆天弧线任意球，帅炸了！
（视频：JackieMT nd） tRpzIph
[Oh, my gosh! This is a big move! < br > football big strange fate of free kick, handsome burst! < br > (video JackieMT nd) tRpzIph]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
YouTube热门：岁宝宝被爸爸打了屁股后不开心......“好气哦！感觉好几顿奶都喝不下了！”[摊手]tRpzgYhs
[Years after the baby was beaten by my fathers ass not happy... Spirit! Feeling several times cant drink the milk! [stand hand] tRpzgYhs]
微博知名视频评论博主商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
全全景：科技改变生活 tRpZhbVH
[Science and technology change life tRpZhbVH]
关注后可能像傻子一样不停的晃手机
趣闻搞笑：如果你女朋友有痛经，就把这个视频转给她吧……不要再只说多喝热水了！来点实际的[doge] tRpzdPa
[If your girlfriend had dysmenorrhea, I put the video to her... Dont just said drink more hot water! For the actual point of doge tRpzdPa]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
内涵搞笑：“我给你学狗叫吧！”哈哈哈哈为什么不按套路出牌！[摊手][笑cry] #内涵搞笑#
[I call you dog! Ha ha ha ha why not in the CARDS! [stand hand] [laugh cry] funny # # connotation]
【✚加关注】❤获得每日☑幽默☑笑话☑语录☑有意思☑恶搞☑有趣☑趣图 ｡
Houson猴姆：【猴姆独家】恐怖大师斯蒂芬·金小说改编、Bruce Greenwood与Carla Gugino新作《杰罗德游戏》首曝官方【中字】预告片！俩人扮演老夫妻，在湖畔小屋里，老婆杰西被老公杰罗德拷在床上，准备做一些XX游戏，结果杰罗德突发心脏病而死去，还未解锁的杰西开始面对扭曲的幻象、过去晦暗的秘密以及可怕的抉择！
[Monkeys sole 】 【 horror maestro Stephen king novel, Bruce Greenwood and Carla Gugino new the first exposure of gaylord game official in the word trailer! Both play an old couple, in lake house, wife is Jessie husband Gerald kao on the bed, ready to do some XX game, results gaylord suffer a heart attack and died, havent unlock Jessie to face twisted illusion, the past dark secret and terrible choice! ]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
马伯庸：有些小啥文作者，看他们的作品真是有种“卿本佳人，奈何涉黄”的感慨，无论文笔、剧情、创意还是人物塑造，都是一等一的高明，删去H部分也全然无损其优秀。这么好的才华，只写小黄文实在太可惜了，但转念一想，若非如此，我等哪有机会获得双重享受，所以应该是“卿本佳人，奈何涉黄，此国家之幸也。”
[Some small what the authors, their work is really a ride the waves, alternative suggestive regrets, prose, drama and creative or characters, is a leading, delete H section also completely spoil the good. Such a good talent, just write the little yellow man is too bad, but on second thought, if not, which I have the opportunity to get double enjoyment, so it should be ride the waves, alternative suggestive, also of the country. ]
朴实刚健，情绪多变，事少食烦，低调爱现。
秒拍：眼泪都给我笑出来了，狗疯没疯我不知道，我看人是疯了哈哈哈哈！！最后那一笑也是没sei了[允悲]#秒拍# tRNsssqb
[Tears to I have laughed, dog crazy not mad, I dont know, I to be mad ha ha ha ha!!!!! Finally that a smile is no sei [allow sad] # # s pat tRNsssqb]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
新浪娱乐：【长得像王宝强?PG ONE打得你满地狂找翔】《中国有嘻哈》选手PG ONE在读到网友评论，“皮几万长得像王宝强，穿衣土气还小肚鸡肠”这条评论时，用rap回应：“到底谁是低配版王宝强，怎么黑都提不起我兴致，说三道四前先自己照照镜子”，“说我长得像王宝强，打得你满地狂找翔。”tRpzsMO
[【 looks like wang baoqiang? PG ONE beat you all crazy looking for xiang 】 China have hip hop player PG ONE reading comments, tens of thousands of skin looks like wang baoqiang, dress rustic xiaodujichang the comment, with rap response who is low version with wang baoqiang, how can not lift my appetite, black are gossiping before his look in the mirror, said I look like wang baoqiang, you all crazy looking for xiang. tRpzsMO]
新浪娱乐
虎扑篮球：小托马斯今天发表长文阐述自己得知被交易以来的心态，并告别波士顿，字字句句令人动容。
[Small Thomas today long article described that since being traded his own point of view, and say goodbye to Boston, the very touching. ]
虎扑篮球永不熄！ 微信公众号：虎扑体育（HUPUtiyu）
牛轰轰LZZ：[哼]就是你们这些「直男癌」害「直男」背了锅！！！
[[singing] you these straight men cancer touch straight back in the pot!!!!!! ]
人生体验家牛轰轰，工作微信：nhhlzz
我和表妹的极品事：原来前几天很红的屋顶表白 还有一个版本是吐槽大会来着，哈哈哈哈全程高能！笑出猪叫[允悲] tRpzNnB
[The original do a few days ago a red roof Another version is poking fun at the conference, ha ha ha ha the entire energetic! Callallow sad tRpzNnB laughed pig]
走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q
极品爆料王：第一次洗澡的小水獺本来吓到哭哭，结果下一秒秒变游泳高手，太#萌#了[心]tRpzBEVI
[First took a bath in the small otter was scared to cry to cry, the results of the next seconds seconds swimmers, too # of # tRpzBEVI [heart]]
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