2017年9月6日星期三

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北美吐槽君:
    “和男友只剩物理意义上的在一起,他永远都在工作” ​​​
[Only on the physical meaning and her boyfriend together, he was always at work]


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幕斯:
    没睡的喵一个吧 ​​​
[Meow a didnt sleep]


漫画作者,作品有《爱的比热容》《无期之约》,《小丑丹尼》连载中.

总裁精英:
    学最好的别人,做最好的自己。人生中出现的一切,都无法拥有,只能经历。深知这一点的人,就会懂得:无所谓失去,只是经过而已;无所谓失败,只是经验而已;用一颗浏览的心,去看待人生,一切的得与失、隐与显,都是风景与风情。 ​​​
[Learn the best and be the best you can be. Cant have everything in life, the only experience. Knows this person, will know doesnt matter to lose, just after; There is no failure, just experience; With a heart to browse, to look at life and all the gain and loss, implicit and explicit, is the scenery and customs. ​​​]


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黄觉:
    hip hop起源就是喊麦啊、没毛病 ​​​
[Hip hop origin is called wheat ah, no problem]


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毛不易:
    无论你过去曾是谁,现在是谁,未来会是谁。
爱你的喜欢你所有的样子。
只愿你平安,只愿你快乐。 ​​​

[No matter who you used to be, now is who, who will be in the future. < br > love you like you all the way. < br > only peace be to you, only wish you happy. ​​​]


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暴牙三叔:
    这一只草泥马,可能遇到了什么开心事。。。tRXLlPub ​​​
[The grass mud horse, only could meet what happy things... tRXLlPub]


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改变你的爱情故事:
    
你没见过我在洗澡时
因为你发消息给我
我擦擦手秒回的样子

你没见过我在很困的时候
仍然硬撑着和你说
我等你睡了再睡的样子

你没见过我因为
你不喜欢什么东西
我去努力改的样子

你没见过我每天没事
就抱着手机等你回消息的样子
你没见过 所以你不知道珍惜
​​​

[< br > when you havent seen me in the bath < br > because you hair message give me < br > I wipe hands like seconds back to the < br > < br > you havent seen me in a very sleepy still go < br > and < br > you say I am waiting for you to sleep the sleep of appearance < br > < br > because you havent seen me < br > what you dont like < br > I am going to try to change the appearance of < br > < br > you havent seen my every day have no matter to < br > just holding the phone waiting for you back to the message looks like < br > you have not seen So you dont know to cherish < br >]


改变人心,影响爱情观的感人爱情故事,感受真爱,请自备纸巾~

指法芬芳张大仙z:
    #张大仙# #王者荣耀#张大仙#
月日,版本更新太复杂?大仙老师教你看透一切!
在线隐身功能,在下觉得讲的比较细,是个重要考点,可以品鉴品鉴! tRNkMiLk ​​​

[Zhang Daxian # # # # # king glory Zhang Daxian < br > month, version updates too complicated? Daxian teachers teach you see through everything! < br > online stealth capabilities, the feel is thinner, is an important examination, can tasting tasting! tRNkMiLk]


唯我骚浪仙

博露齿一笑:
    体育界装逼只服这五个人[doge] ​#搞笑幽默# ​ ​​​
[Sports pack to force but the five [doge] # # funny humor]


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木下佑香:
    大家好!我是木下佑香!非常感谢您们给我这么多好评!
为了参加YouTube会议,我现在在澳大利亚。在我的酒店房间里为我准备了一些礼物。这很亲切[可爱] tRNkMneH ​​​

[Everybody is good! I was under the wood on sweet! Thank you very much for giving me so much praise you! < br > for YouTube conference, I now in Australia. In my hotel room to prepare some gifts for me. Its very kind lovely tRNkMneH]


日本网红木下佑香

笑趴了:
    张艺兴KTV唱《红旗飘飘》,在KTV唱这类歌,关键还好听的,怕是只有张艺兴了,小张同学的红色思想教育很到位啊。 tRNmKr ​​​​
[Lay the KTV to sing red flag fluttering in the KTV sing the song, the key is also good, even only lay, zhang classmate red ideological education is in place. tRNmKr]


我只是喜欢一个将快乐收集起来的小趴(内容均来自网络),不喜欢的可以不关注,请不要喷我!因为关爱智障,人人有责!

时尚经典语录:
    今生最大的遗憾就是不能亲吻自己可爱的脸     (• . •) ​​​
[This life the biggest regret is cant kiss my cute face (.,,)]


优雅文字,唯美图片,感悟精彩人生。 分享最快乐!

董路:
    中国足球,夹缝中……[允悲] ​​​
[China football, cracks in... [allow sad]]


启航足球俱乐部、乐播足球创始人

顾奈:
    失眠不一定是有心事,还可能下午睡多了[摊手] ​​​
[Insomnia is not necessarily have worry, may also be the afternoon sleep too much [stand hand]]


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一只读物:
    怀个孕惊动全球?这个全身%烧伤毁容的平凡姑娘,却有世界上最帅的男人 ​ ​​​
[A pregnant disturb the world? The body burns disfigured % of ordinary girl, there are the most handsome man in the world]


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哲言心语:
    别人愿意帮你,是你的运气,别人不帮你,那是应该的,没有谁必须理所当然地在你有需要时两肋插刀,不管别人是忙碌或冷漠,都要把希望寄托在自己身上,越被看不起,越独自一人,就越要努力,自己跌倒不至于失望,只要还在前行就不至于后悔。感谢有人伸出过的手,也奉陪别人转过身的背。 ​​​​
[People willing to help you, it is your luck, other people dont help you, it is should be, no one must, of course, when you have a need to do anything, no matter others are busy or indifference, are putting their faith in yourself, the more that looked down on, the more alone, more to efforts, their fall not disappointed, as long as also in the forward we would not regret. Thank someone reached out a hand, also company with others turned back. ​​​​]


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新浪财经:
    【媒体:五星酒店不换床单 别总让社会机构来曝光】不少网友纷纷表示惊呆了。有网友甚至调侃称,以前自己喜欢自带洗漱用品,以后难道连床单被罩也要带、外加自助保洁?而更多的声音则惊呼:连五星级酒店都这样,那么三四星的、快捷酒店、经济型宾馆呢?细思恐极。tRNkVIrH ​​​
[The media five-star hotel does not change the sheets Dont let social institutions to expose 】 many netizens have said was stunned. , according to some netizens even ridicule, bring their own toiletries that oneself like, later dont even want to take, plus a self-help cleaning draperies? While more voice exclaimed even this five-star hotel, then three four-star, quick hotel, economy hotel? Consider pole. tRNkVIrH]


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郑洪升:
    大家早上好!今天我向大家提供的成语是:
()心宽体胖;()文德武功;()方兴未艾。 ​​​

[Good morning, everyone! Today I offer you the idiom is < br > () laugh and grow fat. () martial arts; In (). ​​​]


岁 四世同堂

米wikiying菲:
    荷兰不仅有立方体的房子,还有球型的Bolwoningen,昨天经过Den Bosch 特地去看了看,有一种到了外星球的感觉,即使是建于年的老建筑现在看来还是很有未来感。 ​​​
[The Dutch have a cube house not only, still have spherical Bolwoningen, yesterday after a Den Bosch specially to took a look, have a feeling of the other planets, even the old building was built in the year there is still the future now. ​​​]


杭州人在荷兰

一句语录签名:
    不要随意发脾气,谁都不欠你的。过去的事可以不忘记,但一定要放下。你没那么多观众,别那么累。你永远没你想象的那么重要。慢慢说,但要迅速地想。生活中有很多不公平,别抱怨,因为没有用。不 要以为生活亏欠了你,其实是我努力的不够。不是自己的, 再喜欢也没有用 ​​​
[Dont lose his temper, who all dont owe you. A thing of the past can not forget, but must put down. You dont have that much audience, dont be so tired. Youll never be so important as you think. Speak slowly, but think quickly. In life there are many unfair, dont complain, because of no use. Dont want to think the life owes you, it is my hard enough. Do not own, again like also useless]


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big_ben_clock:
    BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG ​​​
[锣锣锣锣锣锣锣锣锣]


Unofficial.

子优2010:
    不发烧了,头疼鼻塞症状也有减轻,这是快好了的节奏? ​​​
[Dont have a fever, headache, stuffy nose symptoms have decreased, the rhythm is fast good? ​​​]


沐浴阳光 享受生活

L玫瑰经玖年:
    一路北上 ​​​
[All the way up north]


没有梦想 何必远方

韩朝问题专家王生教授:
    分享自韩朝问题专家王生教授《吉林大学国际政治系教授 - 、朝鲜半岛问题专家王生《环球人物》专访:《金正恩这五年,用足“临界点 tRNkxNJ ​​​
[Share since professor wang, a north Korea expert international politics professor at jilin university, the Korean peninsula expert wang universal character interview Kim jong-un this five years, use the critical point tRNkxNJ]


吉林大学行政学院国际政治系教授韩国高丽大学博士朝鲜半岛问题专家凤凰卫视《一虎一席谈》《关键洞察力》嘉宾直播港澳台、环球时报(英文)特约评论员

心怡悠游:
    幸福就像是一只蝴蝶,当你追逐它时,却难以到手的;但,当你安静地坐下时,它却会有可能降落到你身上。生活中总有很多不期而遇,那些无言的误解、冷眼和不被尊重,那些残酷的排挤、压制和打击报复,那些横飞的不公、陷阱和暗枪冷箭,让我们时时都在受伤,受伤成了我们人生中不可或缺的一部分。 ​​​
[Happiness is like a butterfly, when you chase it, it is hard to get; But, when you sit down quietly, it will likely to land on you. In life there are always a lot of unexpected, those mute misunderstanding, coldly, and not be respected, the cruel sidelined, pressing and retaliation, the flying of the injustice, trap and AnQiang snipers shot, let us all the time the injury, injury has become an integral part of our life. ​​​]


低调谦容。

人民网:
    【这才是段子的最高境界!】最短古诗:“断竹,续竹,飞土,逐肉”;最短古代小说:“蔡裔有勇气,声若雷震。尝有二偷入室,亟附床一呼,二盗俱陨。”……寥寥数言尽显风流,戳图↓↓你觉得哪篇最精辟? ​​​
[This is the highest state of jokes! Shortest poems break the bamboo, bamboo, enclaves, pursuit of meat. The shortest ancient novels CAI has the courage, if a jolt. Two taste steal home, to be strong with bed for a call, two stolen meteorite. ...... A few words show love, poke figure left the most incisive left do you think? ​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

咻吉吉:
    报平安[心][心][心]宝宝.号早上分出生,蘑菇说他是要来毁灭世界的了[二哈][二哈][二哈]第一张是蘑菇跟Lucas的对比照,根本长得一样[笑cry]这两天我都忙着适应缺眠奶牛这个身份,连昨天的生日也是在把宝宝哄睡了的情况下偷偷过的[哈欠]人生中最痛最安静最困头发最油心情最复杂的一次生日[心][心] ​​​
[Ok [heart] [heart] [heart] baby. No points was born in the morning, mushroom said he was to destroy the world [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] for comparison, the first is the mushroom with Lucas simply grow [laugh cry] this two days I was busy with the identity of sleep cows, even birthday yesterday in the case of coax a baby sleep secretly (yawn) in the life most pain of the most quiet trapped hair oil mood is one of the most complex birthday [heart] [heart]]


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水蜜桃叔叔:
    白哥身材也太好了吧!!羡慕 ​​​
[White brother figure is too good!!!!! envy]


水叔是一场视觉盛宴

笑趴了:
    你睡觉时候的样子VS别人睡觉时候的样子简直无法直视,尤其是最后一张,简直帅到爆炸 ​​​​ #搞笑幽默# ​​​​
[You sleep VS the appearance of sleep cant look straight into others, especially the last one, is handsome to explosion # # funny humor]


我只是喜欢一个将快乐收集起来的小趴(内容均来自网络),不喜欢的可以不关注,请不要喷我!因为关爱智障,人人有责!

孙渣:
    什么鸡吧玩意,打得过才有鬼……[生病] ​​​
[Whats chicken, beat just a ghost... [ill]]


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曾诚19:
    心不生,梦不灭。不想说再见,未来的每一天我的心里依然有梦! ​​​
[Heart is not born, dream dont die. Dont want to say goodbye, the future of every day my heart is still a dream! ​​​]


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搞笑E时代:
    春运版《草原风吹过》,掀订票大战!提前两个月预订车票的铁路新规出台后,春节假期的火车票瞬间销售一空。看似便利的举措,却显现出一些社会不公,比如仍不习惯网络订票的农民工,再次陷入了买票难的循环怪圈··· tRZcxVh ​​​
[Travel edition prairie wind, lift tickets war! Two months ahead of the railway ticket booking new rules, the lunar New Year holiday train tickets sold out instantly. May seem convenient, but showing some social injustice, still not used to online booking of migrant workers, for example, back into the cycle of the tickets is difficult circle... tRZcxVh]


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热门情感心语:
    哪一个瞬间让你下定决心放弃曾经深爱的人? ​ ​​​. ​ ​​​
[What a moment to let you set your mind to give up once love deeply of the person? The.]


为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我的闺蜜老给我丢人。

北美顾问:
    #环球见闻#【花了万多英镑,最后是一头神奇的小猪,治好了男孩的自闭症】两岁两个月大的时候,一个叫Sam的男孩突然对外界世界按下了关闭按钮。医生最终确定他为自闭症。
妈妈自己研究了这个病的各种资料,带着儿子去做作业治疗,芳香治疗,反射治疗等等各种治疗方法。但是,花掉万多英镑后,Sam的情 ​​​

[# # universal experiences 【 spent more than million pounds and finally be a magic pig, healed the boy autism 】 two months of age two years old, a boy called Sam suddenly closed to the outside world by pressing the button. The doctor finally confirmed him as autism. < br > the mother of all kinds of materials studied the disease and treatment took the son to do homework, aromatherapy, reflection treatment, etc. Various treatment methods. But, after spending thousands of pounds more, Sam]