2017年9月5日星期二

Former name @ sina news, state the family whats going on in the world, everything concern.This is

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女童赤裸身体地铁口玩耍引质疑,父母:她的身体她做主啊[衰]】近日在台北,路人看到一位岁女童全身赤裸在地铁口玩耍,母亲在旁陪伴。路人上前制止,孩子父母却称是尊重孩子意见,“这个是她自己决定的啊”,质疑路人多事。这件事你怎么看?tRNgFbED ​
[The girl naked body play estuary metro subway question, parents her body is her family ah [failure]] in Taipei recently, passers-by to see an old girl naked in the play, estuary metro subway mother accompany in side. Passers-by come forward to stop, parents say they are children respect opinions, this is her decision, questioned the passers-by much. What do you think of this matter? tRNgFbED]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    古惑仔重出江湖,全新组合,全新味道!@鎮宇DD的豬頭俱樂部 费曼 @演员乔杉 @Amino衣 霸气登台,闪亮全场~小鲜肉费曼倾情加盟,热力翻倍~#当古惑仔成了爹#当三岁碰上五岁,这样的组合又会碰出什么火花呢?月日,上优酷,#大片起来嗨#等你引爆! tRNgivG
好的 ​



优酷:
    #上优酷看醉玲珑#月日大魏三皇子@季晨J 做客@优酷星球 星驾到啦![憧憬]明天中午点打开优酷APP坐等wuli不争皇权不爱富贵的痴情皇子济王殿下跟泥萌讲讲大魏皇子那些事儿~还有九皇子元溟@张赫z_ryan 一起做客集弹幕聊天哦[太开心]快来提问互动吧~详情请戳→tRNgeLv
...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite, big wei three prince @ JiChen Js @ youku star star!! [hope] at noon tomorrow to open the youtube APP wait for wuli imperial power does not love does not dispute so rich prince dhi highness king tell mud sprout about big wei write those things ~ there are nine prince styles @ $artist jang hyuk z_ryan barrage on set together chat oh [quite happy] interact to ask ~ please stamp - tRNgeLv < br >... The full text m. eibo]

平安北京:
    【外籍船只为走私白糖伪装中国籍 却把船名字印反了[允悲][允悲]】月日,盐城公安民警查港查船时,发现一艘货轮有印反的大庆二字,随即在船上发现了走私的约吨白糖。据查,这艘巴拿马籍船舶印大庆字样是为了伪装方便进港卸货,但外籍船员喷漆时把模板放反了。Via@现代快报 tRNJoxl ​
[【 foreign ships for smuggling sugar Chinese disguise Is the ship name against the [allow sad] [allow sad]] month day, yancheng police check port of the ship, found a cargo ship with printing of daqing, then discovered the smuggling about tons of sugar on the ship. According to the check, the panama ship printed with the words of daqing is convenient to disguise into the port of discharge, but foreign crew when painting put template inside out. Via @ modern express tRNJoxl]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    是的@猫小五破折号:艹的什么人设?长得很帅,有才华,却眼瞎的人设吗……[并不简单]
[Yes @ cat five dashes less acutely what people? Grow very handsome, talented, but blind people... [] are not simple]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    阿里巴巴史上最大规模年会剧透[doge]就在本周五,优酷君要拖家带口参会哦,来看我的傲娇脸[喵喵]
[Alibabas biggest conference revealed [doge] on Friday, plot about.for youku jun to attend oh, look at my tsundere face [meow]]

汽车之家:
    正确答案本田CR-V,恭喜@Ex-,最快答对,请私信家家您的收货地址,我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中
[Honda cr-v, the correct answer to congratulate @ the Ex - the fastest answer correctly, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博时尚:
    微博时尚 X OnlyLady #微博时尚盛典# @张慧雯wen 一身粉色Marchesa Notte花朵礼服裙亮相红毯,是真·仙女本人了! ​
[Weibo fashion OnlyLady X # weibo fashion festival # @ candy chang wen a pink Marchesa Notte flower dress skirt at the red carpet, is the true, the fairy himself! ​]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

优酷:
    #小手牵小狗##青克乐小手牵小狗# 喜大普奔!恭喜道格小屋的小黑小盆友迎来主人青克乐@青克乐 的“首抱”,优酷君发来贺电~@小手牵小狗
tRNdX ​

[# hands holding the dog # # green gram hands holding the dog # joys rush! Congratulations to doug cabin of little black children in master of green gram @ green gram enjoyed hold first, youku jun congratulation ~ @ hands holding the dog < br > tRNdX]

玩转instagram:
    就原谅亮哥偷吃维乐维软糖的事吧,让我们来帮宝贝,让她#笑吃健康#@我是种草囤货菌 贾乃亮偷吃小宝贝的软糖,坑娃进行时,还能不能好好让宝贝#笑吃健康#啦[哼]
[Then forgive bright elder brother ate d rowel fudge things, let us help baby, let her # @ # laugh eat healthy I am the grass up goods Smile to steal to eat jelly, baby doll, the pit can not to let baby [singing] # # laugh eat healthy?]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

冷笑话精选:
    恍然大悟……[允悲] ​
[Suddenly realize... [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    一大波小姐姐奔走相告,街头偶遇@VaVaMiss @艾福杰尼 骑着一辆自带BGM的摩拜又battle起来了!一边骑车一边rap,难道这辆单车可以放音乐?@抖音短视频 和@摩拜单车mobike 来解释一下你们搞出来的#首款音乐共享单车#吧![二哈]去抖音还能跟他俩一起battle#我有靠谱手#哦!
tRNgAjZI ​

[A great little sister infectious street encounter @ VaVaMiss @ YiFuJie, riding a worship of the BGM battle again! While cycling rap, bike can put music? @ trill short video and @ the bike mobike to explain you out # # first music sharing a bike! [two ha] to trill can battle# I with they have on hand #! < br > tRNgAjZI]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#秋水医生正经起来谈科研的时候真心帅!一!脸![憧憬]就算明知道他是为了挑衅柳青进入课题组,也还是想拜倒在小哥哥的白大褂下#春风十里不如你结局#tRNgErYR ​
[# # the spring breeze miles as you colchicine when doctors talk Turkey research really handsome! A!!! Face! [hope] even if know he is in order to provoke willow blue into the team, also want to threw themselves at little brothers white coat # spring breeze ten mile end # tRNgErYR as you are]

猫扑:
    【微信被骗后,网上求助“好心人”二次被骗】湘潭王小姐在朋友圈内看到了有人在卖东西,王小姐向对方转账了 元。转账后,却迟迟不见对方有发货的迹象,之后再去询问后被对方拉黑。维权无果之下,她在网上提问: 我在微信上被骗了 多元钱,现在还有证据,怎样才能找回? 月 日,一个名叫...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 WeChat after being cheated, online for help the man twice deceived 】 xiangtan miss wang within the circle of friends saw someone in the sell things, miss wang zhang yuan to each other. After the transfer, but signs of delivery has not each other, then to ask after be screened by the other party. Rights to nothing, she ask online I cheated on WeChat multivariate money, now there is evidence, how can I find? On day, a man named... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 【女子用包占车位,车位有了包没了[允悲]】安徽亳州,一位女司机停车时,把随身的手提包放在车位上,想以此占住车位,结果转身去开车回来,包就没了[笑cry]。监控显示,一位电动车男子顺走了包[鄙视]。抢车位固然要眼疾手快,但也不能用贵重物品去占位啊! tRNrZwNl ​
[# # travel life 【 woman with bags of parking Spaces, parking Spaces with package didnt [allow sad]] bozhou in anhui, a female driver parking, carry-on bag on the car, trying to keep parking space, the result turned to drive back, package they dont have a smile to cry. Monitoring, according to a electric man shun away package (despise). Rob parking is to the load, but also cant go to the placeholder with valuables! tRNrZwNl]

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优酷:
    #要浪# 赶快转发助力,随机揭晓奇葩答案! [doge]
[# # to wave forward power quickly, random exotic flower answers revealed! [doge]]

但斌:
    【马斯克再警告:下一场世界大战将由AI发动】特斯拉创始人马斯克在最新的推特中表示,论起对人类文明的威胁,朝鲜都不算什么,AI才是最大隐患,可能是第三次世界大战的诱因。“战争可能不是由国家领导人发起的,而是由AI发起,一旦它们认为先发制人是最有可能取得胜利的方式。”马斯克是在转发俄罗斯总...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 musk again warned the next world war will be launched by AI 】 tesla founder elon musk said in the latest twitter, its threat to human civilization, north Korea is nothing, the AI is the biggest hidden trouble, may be a third world war. War may not be initiated by the countrys leaders, but by the AI, pre-emptive once they think is most likely to win. Musk is forward in Russia always... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #火星情报局#新人来势汹汹,扬言要取代局长之位!敬峰岩大哥@宗峰岩 是条汉子!
tRNrFwt ​

[# # Mars cia newcomer menacing, threatened to replace chief of! JingFengYan eldest brother @ ZongFengYan is a man! < br > tRNrFwt]

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    如果交给你这样一份工作:和你的爱豆扮演正牌情侣,出门时你们牵手而行,共进甜蜜晚餐,共同试衣买包,偶尔当街拥抱秀恩爱,度假时一起海滩日光浴。他演唱会时你戴着墨镜坐在亲友区默默鼓掌,他拍戏时你到剧组探班享受粉丝艳羡目光...然而这一切都是假的,是公司为了帮他艹人设,他永远不会喜欢你,下...全文: m.weibo ​
[Give it to you if such a work, and your love bean play real couple, when go hand in hand, and you sweet dinner, the fitting together to buy the bag, the occasional street embrace of affection, sunbathing on the beach on vacation together. He concert you wearing sunglasses in silent friends zone applause, he enjoy fans saying you to set class envy eyes... But all this is false, is a company in order to help him acutely, set, he will never love you,... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    @深度News官网马拉拉目前早已离开巴基斯坦,前往英国牛津大学学习政治与经济学。目前她要求祖国巴基斯坦主动接纳罗兴亚人的声明引发巨大争议。她在得到人权组织和缅甸周边多国盛赞的同时也遭遇祖国人民的唾弃。
[@ depth News website mara is already out of Pakistan, go to Oxford University study politics and economics. She currently require active country Pakistan accepted rohingya people statement sparked controversy. She is in the human rights groups and the Burmese surrounding a multinational praised also encounter the motherland people spit on.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【深夜返校怕吵室友到走廊打地铺,河南大三学生被赞中国好室友】月日清晨,凭借一条消息和两张照片,平时默默无闻的商丘工学院大三学生朱凯凯成为全校热门人物。原来,深夜返校报到的朱凯凯进入寝室后怕整理床铺打扰室友休息,竟选择独自在寝室外的走廊打地铺过夜。日下午朱凯凯返校报到,到校后已...全文: m.weibo ​
[Back to school in the middle of the night afraid of noisy roommate to the floor in the hallway, henan junior students were praised Chinas good roommate 】 month day early morning, with a message and two photos, unknown shangqiu junior college of engineering at ordinary times Zhu Kaikai becomes the sensation. Originally, night back to school to report for duty Zhu Kaikai into the bedroom to dying bed disturb my roommate to rest, should choose in the corridor outside the dormitory alone on the floor for the night. Afternoon Zhu Kaikai back to school to report for duty, to school after... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

但斌:
    @FT中文网#艺述东西#马继东:我曾问过蜂巢当代艺术中心及其创办人夏季风,如何评价这三座城市的画廊版图,他作了如下比喻:“如果北京为分,上海是分,深圳则是.分。假设上海从分到分需要年,深圳从.分到分的速度,则会远远快于前者,至多到年时间。 ”
[@ # # FT art above things ji-dong ma I asked honeycomb center for contemporary art and its founder, the summer wind, how to evaluate the three cities of gallery landscape, he made the following analogy if Beijing for points, Shanghai is, shenzhen is.. If Shanghai from the given points need years, from shenzhen. The speed of the given points, will be much faster than the former, go up to years. ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【女孩让座给别人,遭老太怒骂:不厚道,凭什么不让给我[摊手]】昨日,北京公交车上,一女孩给老人让座,被先上车的老太怒骂“凭什么不让给我,不厚道”,“他是你爸啊,还是你妈”,“别以为你做了好事,就是好人了”。目击者说,老人后来有座位还在骂,两个女孩不敢反驳。(梨视频)...全文: m.weibo ​
[The girl give up her seat to others, she denounced not sincere, why not to me [stand hand]] yesterday, Beijing bus, offered his seat to the old man, a girl is to get on the car first woman denounced with what not to me, not sincere, he is your dad, or your mother, dont think you did a good deed, is a good man. Witnesses said the old man in a seat in scold, two girls cant refute. Video (pear)... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    @拔完萝卜种太阳[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]泛清真化,清真油,清真盐,清真面@长平侯卫青伊斯兰教极端化的特征之一——泛清真化。
[@ the radish pull of the sun [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] generic halal, halal oil, salt, halal halal face @ changping Hou Weiqing one of islamic extremism features - generic halal.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛@来去之间 @paingod 完整版视频。
[@ old once @ paingod between pig @ and complete version of the video.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛下次违章记得怀里抱个孩子。
[@ old had pig illegal remember next time a child in his arms.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#社会我红姐乖巧起来不要太可爱[笑cry]为了帮秋水求情,扔纸巾跑腿儿听墙角无所不用其极,作为#一被子的兄弟#也是非常努力了,软硬不吃的柳青姐姐你就放一次水吧~tRNgeJX ​
[# # spring breeze miles as you social public I whipped up and dont be too cute [laugh cry] to help colchicine intercession, throwing paper towel errand or no means listening to the corner, as a quilt brothers # # is also very hard, dont eat the hard and soft willow blue sister you put a water ~ tRNgeJX]

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛@八大山债人 @cypherV@郭毓鸿已经第五步了
[People who had a @ old pig @ eight mountains of debt @ cypherV @ Guo Yuhong already step ]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛打人之前为啥怀里不抱个孩子?
[@ old had pig why her arms held out before hitting a child?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛发生在英国@太平山下說太平 无知愚昩野蛮得令人发指[怒]@闪电大师特斯拉无言以对……这是人间还是地狱
[@ old had pig in the UK @ said peace under the Victoria peak Ignorant fool 昩 savage too outrageous [anger] @ lightning master tesla had... This is the world or hell]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛[挖鼻]@江南大才子O_O [good]@uclatrader非常有道理!!!
[@ old had pig [dig nose] @ jiangnan big wets O_O [good] @ uclatrader very reasonable!!!!!!]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛维稳=绥靖?@八大山债人 回复@林风水鱼这个是一个很大因素:高层保护伞!!高层对贵族的保护伞,是直接灭掉基层可以对抗邪教的力量的一个重要因素。@林风水鱼主要是贵族组织后没事 甚至正向激励 其它的基本都是专政铁拳砸死
[@ old had pig stability = appeasement? @ reply @ Lin Fengshui fish the eight mountains of debt is a big factor top umbrella!!!!! Top umbrella of nobility, is can extinguish level against the power of the cult of an important factor. @ Lin Fengshui fish mainly aristocratic organization after its ok Dictatorship even positive stimulating other basic it is an iron fist]

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但斌:
    @約翰利貝爾:惯出来的毛病[摊手]
[@ John bell problem [stand hand]]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛戴上小白帽再来发微博。
[@ old had pig wear XiaoBaiMao tweeting.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人