【美网友提问“中国有车吗”被回怼：我们出门靠飞】继美版知乎上出现“中国有没有高速公路”的问题后，又一位智商感人的网友提出了一个更“雷人”的问题：中国有车吗？有网友回应说，中国人出行靠飞毯，然后用筷子来驾驭，你信吗？为了方便理解，这位朋友还友善地配了图片↓↓tRNjUNv
[The beauty from the Chinese have a car? back Dui we go by fly 】 the crowned zhihu in China have a highway problems, and an IQ touching net friend proposed a more shocking problems the Chinese have a car? Some netizens responded that the Chinese travel by flying carpet, and then use chopsticks to command, you believe it? In order to facilitate understanding, the friend also left left tRNjUNv kindly match the pictures]
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南方都市报：【电梯门突然关闭两岁幼儿被困 始作俑者竟是两名熊孩子[怒]】张女士带着两岁儿子坐电梯，儿子刚进电梯，门便突然关闭，孩子一个人被关在了电梯里。监控中电梯漆黑一片，工作人员逐层搜寻在楼找到了孩子。经查，元凶竟是两个岁的孩子，他们称关电梯只是为了好玩。（看看新闻网）tRNCHbfe...全文： m.weibo
[Trapped in the elevator door suddenly closed two years old preschool children The perpetrator was two bear children [anger]] ms zhang with a two year old son of the elevator, son just entered the elevator, the door shut, then suddenly the child a locked up in the elevator. Monitoring in the elevator pitch black, the staff found children step by step a search on the floor. Via checking, culprit was two years old children, they called off the elevator just for fun. (look at news) tRNCHbfe... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：【女子强闯火车检票口遭拒，连扇检票员[衰]】月日，浙江杭州火车东站一名中年女子持下午班次车票，欲进站坐上午的火车，遭工作人员阻拦，劝其改签票后再进站。女子对该工作人员大打出手，连扇多个耳光。该女子被警方处以行政拘留日处罚。（澎湃新闻）tRNCVaSG
[【 woman strong cross train ticket barrier was rejected, even the fan conductor [failure]] month day, the train station in hangzhou, zhejiang province, a middle-aged woman with flight ticket in the afternoon, desire, by the morning train station staff stop, advised again after the upgrade ticket into the station. Woman out of the staff, even more than a slap in the face. The woman was sentenced to administrative detention by the police punishment. TRNCVaSG surge (news)]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【遛狗未拴绳遭暴打女主持道歉：对不起 吓到孩子】今天下午，当事人邓女士在微博发文道歉，“出门没有拴狗绳是我犯的很严重的一个错误”，“虽然狗没有扑倒孩子”但理解对方举动，向他们道歉。同时承诺，以后出门一定会拴好狗链，避免邻里之间再发生这样的冲突。tRNjzSdN
[The dog tied the rope was not beaten the hostess to apologize Im sorry scare child 】 this afternoon, Ms. Deng in micro bo issued an apology, the parties, there is no dog rope is tied to I make out a serious a mistake, while the dog is not tackled children but understand each other, to apologize to them. Commitment at the same time, later will be tied up the leash and avoid conflict neighborhood happen again. tRNjzSdN]
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优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将#酷评团闪亮登场
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[# # youku masked sing will cool review group on < br > [microphone] big opinion leaders real-time sharp comments on < br > [microphone] a critic, televised hi chat with watching < br > [microphone] an authoritative media WeChat exclusive custom share < br > [microphone] sharp comments [microphone] burn brain analysismicrophone accompanied tRNjhAXe!!!!!! [heart]]
新浪汽车：#车圈话题# 长这么大，你坐过最好的车是_____?[笑而不语]
[# #.so topic long so big, you missed the best car is _____? [smiling without a word]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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汽车之家：#家家海外谍照# 【搭载全新发动机 曝全新马自达谍照】日前，有国外媒体曝光了一组全新马自达（国产称马自达 Axela昂克赛拉）的路试谍照，新车是一款套壳测试车，所以外观上没有太大参考价值，不过其将搭载全新的SKYACTIV-X发动机，引入HCCI均质压燃燃烧技术后，动力输出以及油耗表现都将有显著提升...全文： m.weibo
[# # every overseas spy photos 】 【 carry new engine revealed new Mazda has a foreign media exposes a set of new Mazda (domestic Mazda Axela sai hla aung g) of the road test photos, new car is a set of shell test car, so not network.on on appearance, but it will pick up new SKYACTIV - X engine, after introducing the homogeneous pressure fuel HCCI combustion technology, the power output and fuel consumption performance will have a significant boost... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
保时捷：#porschemoments# 在柏油马路之外，愈战愈勇。【图片车型：Macan Turbo 配备 英寸 Turbo Design 车轮】
[# porschemoments# in asphalt, war yong. [photo models Macan Turbo with inch Turbo wheel Design 】]
自 年以来，保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国，旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【外婆年连带两娃暴瘦多斤 过度焦虑患抑郁症】岁的李阿姨自从女儿生了孩子，她就开始轮流和亲家母带孩子。孩子晚上跟着李阿姨睡，经常刚睡着就被闹醒，晚上也不敢睡得太沉。最近李阿姨突然失眠，胃口也变差了，一下瘦了十几斤。原来，她过度焦虑患上了抑郁症↓↓tRNlgZ
[The grandmother in joint more than two she suddenly and violently thin jin Excessive anxiety depression 】 lee aunt since the daughter had a baby, she began to take turns with your mother with the children. Children followed lee aunt sleep at night, and often just asleep is sooner, also dare not sleep at night is too heavy. Aunt li suddenly insomnia recently, appetite also worse, a thin ten catties. It turns out that she left left tRNlgZ excessive anxiety has suffered from depression]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
卢健生：今天@蔡瀾 先生带路，吃了一顿不错的越南餐，Pho水准不错，配菜有鹅蒂，够正宗。牛丸和炸虾饼都是手剁，够诚意。 tRWJpu
[@ Mr Chua lam to lead the way, today ate a good Vietnam meal, Pho level good, dishes are goose, is authentic. Cows balls and Fried shrimp cakes are hand cut, enough sincerity. tRWJpu]
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优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# 所谓南橘北枳，云梦橘金玉其外却败絮其中，而淮北枳模样朴实表里一致[并不简单]你听懂丽姬麻麻#迪丽热巴#的话中话了吗？优酷独家热播中，集精彩剧透提前看→tRNLLtm
[# # warlords beauty bright moon called south orange north definite, cloud dream orange treasures outside its, defeat garrulous among them, the huaibei plain definite shape [] are not simple you understand she mommy # # Dillon heat the words in the word? Youku exclusive hit, the collection of fascinating plot revealed look ahead - tRNLLtm < br >]
新浪新闻客户端：这让同寝室同学如何是好[doge]
[The dormitory students what to do with [doge]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将##蒙面唱将猜猜猜#“宝宝翻身把歌唱”音频提前曝光，一首深情的《你就不要想起我》，快来听听看声音里隐藏着哪些线索吧！《蒙面唱将猜猜猜》第二季今晚优酷开播，谜底即将揭晓！[偷笑]tRNlOn
[# youku masked will sing # # # masked sing will guess babys turn to sing audio exposure ahead of time, a deep feeling of dont you remember me, come and listen to see what clues hidden in the sound! The second season of masked sing will guess tonight youku, the answer is revealed! [laughing] tRNlOn]
卢健生：我偶像George[good]@互联网的那点事[允悲]→_→@来去之间[哈哈][哈哈]@SCC可乐看人家雇水军的对象，看人家雇水军的方式[二哈]
[My idol George [good] that something of the @ the Internet [allow sad] > _ > @ come between (ha ha)ha ha @ the object of SCC coke see family hiring ghostwriters, watching people hiring ghostwriters way ,]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
冷笑话精选：兔几：有…有变态啊…[费解]
[Rabbit several have... There are abnormal condition... [difficult]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 【小车司机人行道前礼让，女子鞠躬致谢[心]】近日，安徽淮北一女子过人行道时，两位小车司机主动礼让，女子对他们弯腰鞠躬致谢！这样的交通画面多美好[爱你] tRNiYr
[Travel life # # the car driver before the pavement comity, woman bowed [heart]] recently, the anhui huaibei a woman a sidewalk, two car drivers active comity, woman bent down and bowed to them! This picture more beautiful love you [] tRNiYr transportation]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：【水管爆裂之后：众人洗车，老太洗澡[摊手]】月日，广东佛山，路边一自来水管的出口阀门被车撞断，水柱冲米高，当街如下雨一般，阳光下可见彩虹。不少车停下来冲洗，市民拎桶打水，甚至有老太当街洗澡……（梨视频）tRNwZXy
[【 conduit blowout after washing the car, all woman bathing [stand hand]] month, in foshan, guangdong province, a roadside water pipe outlet valve being hit by a car is broken, water meters, this street is like rain, the sun can be found in the rainbow. Many cars stopped to wash, people carrying a bucket of water, or even a woman street bath... TRNwZXy video (pear)]
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南方都市报：【电商新战略！京东超市百城行，抢占三四线城市消费主场】月日，京东超市百城行首站茂名正式拉开帷幕。以“京东生活家·城市体验之旅——走进中国水果之乡”为主体，在茂名东汇城落地了一场消夏盛宴，满减元抢购、城市专享价、超大礼包等等优惠。同时，线上促销也随即开展“一年仅此一周”促销...全文： m.weibo
[【 electricity business new strategy! Jingdong supermarket line cities, taking three or four line city consumer home] month day, jingdong supermarket line cities first maoming officially kicked off. The jingdong, home city, experience life journey - come into China fruit of the township as the main body, a summer in maoming east city fell to the ground, filled with yuan to snap up, city privileged price reduction, package and so on. At the same time, online promotion immediately to carry out the one year only for a week promotion... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#家家评测# 【AMG加速王 香港测试AMG E S MATIC+】这是我们家第一次在香港做新车测试，没想到会遭遇这样的狠角色！它出自大名鼎鼎的AMG家族，可惜并未引进大陆市场。它被誉为史上最强E级，搭载全新的发动机、变速箱和四驱系统都是E级历史上采用的最强装备。再看看它最最最突出的特点，官方-km...全文： m.weibo
[# every evaluating # 【 test AMG AMG accelerate the king Hong Kong E S MATIC + 】 this is the first time we do new car test in Hong Kong, I didnt expect to encounter such a tiger! It comes from a famous family of AMG, but unfortunately did not introduce the mainland market. It is known as the strongest in the history of E, with a new engine, gearbox and all-wheel-drive systems are E in the history of the strongest and equipment. Look at it the most prominent feature of most, official - km... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：@优酷VIP会员 周年大促最后一天[摊手]tRNIYAVn VIP会员#要浪#把家变影院，用优酷#天猫超级品牌日#热卖的后半生霸屏卡抢先看杨洋追爱秘籍[憧憬]年VIP会员仅在周年盛典独享，限量位尊享哦，还不快戳tRNoFRq
[@ youku VIP member Anniversary of the great promoting last day [stand hand] tRNIYAVn VIP member # # to wave the home theater, with youku # # Tmall super brand, selling, Yang Yang, a first look at the life of the screen on the card after love techniques [hope] years only in the anniversary celebration exclusive VIP member, set limit to enjoy more content oh, also poked tRNoFRq unhappiness]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【深入颅脑cm！男子因“你瞅啥” 用筷子戳死陌生人】男子快餐店内用餐时，与邻桌的陌生人发生口角，遂起身与对方形成短暂对峙。但男子觉得对方一直盯着他有要动手的可能，随手就将一双塑料筷子猛戳向其面部，直接戳进对方的左眼，深达颅脑内厘米，最终对方抢救无效死亡↓↓tRNloBO
[【 deep cerebral cm! Man you look at what killed a stranger with chopsticks 】 man eat fast-food outlets, and a stranger at the next table quarrel, then got up and form a brief standoff with each other. But man feel each other staring at he may have to get to work, conveniently will stab to the face, a pair of plastic chopsticks directly into each others left eye, deep within the brain cm, eventually left left tRNloBO rescue invalid death]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：你唯一做到的是看到好吃的就下单点外卖了，胖得立竿见影。
[The only thing you do is see the delicious will order some take-away, fat to immediate.]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：没想到吧[doge]#极限挑战#男人帮也有今天！@郭涛 @沙溢 @宋小宝行货 @王嘉尔 组成复仇者联盟~他们怀揣秘密武器，一路披荆斩棘，颤抖吧！男人帮[酷]也让你们尝尝被“戏耍”的滋味！#沙溢逆袭#就在今晚，还不快来优酷看起来！[来] [来] [来]
[I didnt think it [the doge] # # extreme challenges men also have today! @ guo tao @ ShaYi @ Song Xiaobao trading @ Wang Jiaer avengers alliance, with secret weapon, they have elbowed, trembling!!!! Men [cool] also let you taste the taste of being play! # # ShaYi counter attack tonight, still not quick to youku look! [to] [to] [to]]
小野妹子学吐槽：如果买了书就算看了书，你现在已经学富五车；
如果马了健身视频就算锻炼，你现在已经美如天仙；
如果琢磨暴富就能赚钱，你现在已经富可敌国；
如果看了攻略就算旅行，你现在已经阅历万千；
如果动了心就算告白，你现在已经脱单N年...
问题是你什么都没干呀～[鼓掌]
[If I buy the book if read a book, you have now has a mind enriched by books; < br > if the horse fitness exercise video even if, you being now; < br > if thinking about money can make money, youre rich; < br > if you look at the strategy even if travel, you have now experience a lot; < br > if you move the heart even confession, you take off a single N years now... < br > < br > the problem is you didnt do anything ah ~ [applause.]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
一块去旅行：去希腊圣托里尼岛看一次爱琴海的日落吧！
[Go to the Greek island of santorini lets take a look at the sunset of the Aegean sea! ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#向往在路上#中国国家公园之旅，让我们一起探寻钱江源，感受大自然的魅力。
[# # on the road of Chinas national park tour, lets explore the resource of qianjiang river, feel the charm of nature.]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【辽宁一吉普车拖拽快艇行驶 快艇脱钩飞出致人死亡】月日，辽宁一辆吉普车后面脱钩拖拽着一艘私人快艇。途中拖拽快艇的脱钩不慎脱落，脱缰的快艇顺势飞出，直接冲进路边一侧商业摊点内，事故中伤亡多人。目前已导致人死亡。当地警方对该事件还在进一步调查中↓↓tRNlMIsP
[[liaoning a jeep, dragging the boat Yacht decoupling fly out deadly 】 month day, liaoning behind a jeep decoupling drag and drop a private yacht. Drag and drop the boat on the way of decoupling carelessly fall off, runaway conveniently flew out of the boat, directly rushed into the business side of the road side stalls, many casualties in the accident. At present has led to the deaths. Local police of the incident is still under further investigation left left tRNlMIsP down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【斤男子家中发病摔倒抬不动 消防送医后不治】杭州一名斤的男子突发疾病，来了之后两个担架工根本搬不动他。随后赶紧叫来两辆消防车，个消防员。医生一边急救，消防一边抬人，把他从楼抬下来，送到医院。不幸的是，男子最终仍因抢救无效死亡↓↓tRNlbSD
[[jin man fall cant lift home Fire died after the hospital 】 a hangzhou jin mens sudden illness, came after two stretcher workers have to carry him. Then hurriedly called fire truck, two firefighters. Doctors first aid, fire side carry people, pulled him out of floor lift down, to the hospital. Unfortunately, the man finally left left tRNlbSD by rescue invalid death]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：一起年孩子四岁老公前出轨三次都原谅今年三月发现他跟别人开房崩溃我也出轨了已经过去一个半月老公从开始问细节后骂我到现在总是晚上出去玩情人节前一天朋友去喝酒玩到凌晨点回家第二天发现他昨晚上跟今年发生关系女人一起还送了她一束花，情人节这天陪着我但当我的面一直她微信还...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend children four years old with husband cheated three times before all forgive in March this year found that he open building collapse with others I also cheating is over a month and a half husband from started to ask details scold me until now is always in the evening go out to play after valentines day one day a friend went to drink to play to come home at the second day in the morning to find that his last night with sex with a woman this year also gave her a bouquet of flowers, valentines day with me but when I face had been her WeChat also... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#春风十里不如你#走过最长的路就是同窗兄弟的套路，万万没想到我们厚朴班长一世“抠”名，竟然在临近大结局之时“栽”倒在wuli秋水“饥不择食”的花式借钱路数里……估计他此刻内心已经下起了瓢泼大雨[笑cry] #春风十里不如你结局#tRNlLJdG
[# # spring breeze miles is better than you old brothers is one of the longest road, beyond our wildest dreams dig name, magnolia bark monitor I had near finale planted pour in wuli colchicine hungry fancy to borrow money in the way... Estimated his heart has already started pouring rain [laugh cry] # spring breeze ten mile end # tRNlLJdG as you are]
优酷：#极挑最惨嘉宾#他们回来了！[哆啦A夢吃驚]先来看看他们都经历了啥，再来展望一下热血萌新@王嘉尔 能否成功助他们逆袭，emmm……[並不簡單]#鸡条比惨大会#番外篇—复仇者联盟的大战本周日即将在优酷拉开序幕！可别变成复虐者联盟啊～[偷笑]
[# # pole pick the worst guests they come back! [doraemon surprised] lets look at what they have been through, and then to look at the blood of the new @ Wang Jiaer can successfully help them counter attack, emmm... Article [] are not simple # chicken than miserably assembly # set pieces - the avengers alliance wars on Sunday in youku kicked off! Dont become complex abuser alliance ~ [laugh]]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【中国发现超级金属：飞机火箭上天全靠它 一克值元】这种金属是人类发现最晚的天然元素，它在地壳中的含量比所有的稀土元素都小，比钻石更难以获取。根据美国地质调查局的报告，全球探明的储量仅为吨左右，价格跟白金的价格相仿，一克大概需要两三百块钱↓↓tRNlZEF
[[China found a metal rocket plane on which TianQuan one gram of RMB value 】 this metal is discovered at the latest natural elements, its content in the earths crust is smaller than all the rare earth elements, more difficult to obtain than diamonds. According to the U.S. geological survey report, only for tons of the worlds proven reserves, price and the price of platinum, it will take hundred dollars left left tRNlZEF a gram]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 终于看到秋名山老司机出状况了，连翻十次摔下山崖，车子摔成度“敞篷”！[二哈] tRNiJNq
[# # weibo communication radio finally saw autumn mountains old driver is out of condition, even ten times fell violently down a steep, car fell into degrees of open. [two ha] tRNiJNq]
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猫扑：【岁男孩开学几小时被劝退 校方：太调皮不好管[思考]】小学开学的第一天，令范先生没想到的是，他刚将岁的儿子送进学校，几个小时后便被劝退。班主任说，因男孩调皮，总是到处乱跑，担心孩子的安全问题。校方也称不好管理。最终，范先生决定不让孩子继续在这个学校读书。tRNlhuzo ...全文： m.weibo
[【 old boy stop for a few hours at the school to start too bad naughty tube [thinking]] primary school the first day of school, to fan didnt know, he just to send old son to school, was to stop after a few hours. The teacher in charge said, because of the naughty boys, always running around, worry about their childrens safety. The school is also called the bad management. In the end, the fan decided not to let the children to continue studying in this school. TRNlhuzo... The full text m. eibo]
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