2017年9月2日星期六

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北美吐槽君:
    “女友把我送的七夕巧克力分给同班男同学?!” ​​​
[My girlfriend sent me Chinese valentines day chocolate to your classmate? ! ​​​]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

指法芬芳张大仙z:
    #张大仙# 硬盘都满了。。我的录播都舍不得删。。斗鱼.avi全系列珍藏版以后留着回忆。。 ​​​
[Are full. # # Zhang Daxian hard disk. I recorded all to delete. Bettas. Avi after full series collector has memories.. ​​​]


唯我骚浪仙

人民网:
    【成语接龙可以这样玩,根本停不下来!】胸有成竹,竹报平安,安富尊荣,荣华富贵……个成语接龙,环环相扣,根本停不下来!实在不失为家中必备,与孩子对虐之良品!你能接到第几个? ​​​
[【 idioms solitaire can play like this, dont stop! Have answers, and bamboo to peace, enjoy wealth and honour, prosperity... Idioms solitaire, interlocking, dont stop! It is necessary in the home, and children on the good parts of abuse! Can you received which one? ​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

宇宙超级无敌美少女之队长崽崽:
    阿花还是把它送给了我.
因为我才是猪猪girl[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]
她拒绝我给她发自拍. ​​​

[Jen or give it to me. < br > because I am the pig girl [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] < br > she refused my from clap for her.]


爱好:赚钱

梦之泪伤:
    这两天因为培训的原因,每天都是、点就要起,但是我现在有种想睡又舍不得睡的感觉,怎么办呀!喵喵喵,感觉睡了总感觉少了点什么,难道就因为手机太好玩了?!!我不会的不存在的好不好! ​​​
[These two days, because of the training, every day is, point to, but I have a want to sleep now and loathe to give up the feeling of sleep, how to do! Meow meow meow, feel sleep always feel less something and dont just because mobile phone is fun? !!!!! I cant there is no good! ​​​]


喜欢我的小伙伴可以关注我的直播间,龙珠直播

我的损友是个极品:
    国外网友拍到一位老爷爷手拿鲜花等待老奶奶的一幕,老爷爷衣服穿的很潮啊!这才是嫁给#爱情#的样子![心] ​​​
[Foreign friends holding flowers photographed a grandpa waiting for grandma, grandpa clothes are cool! This is marry # love #! [heart]]


QQ 私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

365个旅行攻略:
    瑞士阿尔卑斯山的超级滑梯…简直是滑滑梯的终极梦想[心]来感受一下...... tRVbjLxd ​​​
[The Swiss Alps super slide... It is the ultimate dream of slide [heart] to feel... tRVbjLxd]


۩۞۩不一样的梦想,不一样的旅行,不一样的人生。让我带着你,世界旅行。商务合作加Q:

娱乐扒皮:
    #快男冠军魏巡# 这一段是魏巡的获奖cut,很久没看过快乐男声!但今晚,让我记住了一个名字,魏巡!恭喜魏巡成为快乐男声全国总冠军,用最完美的比赛,为自己点燃了人生的起点。[赞] tRNXkGR ​​​
[# # quick male champion wei tour in this paragraph is wei tour winning the cut, havent seen for a long time happy boys! However, tonight, let me remember a name, wei tour! Congratulations to wei tour become happy boys the national championship, with the most perfect game, lit the starting point of life for himself. [who] tRNXkGR]


知名娱乐博主

揭秘那些破事儿:
    宝格丽派对媒体现场女星无p图片,迪丽热巴 李溪芮,唐艺昕 李沁,宋祖儿 陈娅安 ,蔡依林 bella hadid 今晚谁最美? ​​​
[Bulgari party media scene actress p images, Dillon hot bar Sierra lee, Tang Yixin Li Qin, Song Zuer Chen Yaan, jolin tsai Bella hadid who is the most beautiful tonight? ​​​]


专门揭秘那些破事儿,微博合作联系vx:gossipgirl

贴吧君:
    有个外国女朋友是种什么感受? ​ ​​​
[A foreign girlfriend is what kind of feeling? ​ ​​​]


淘宝情趣店贴吧君的店

wuli妖妖:
    给你们发个截图…就五分钟吧 [噢耶]是谁自己心里清楚啊 再来请水军 逼急我了 我他妈给你发更多 ​​​
[Send you a screenshot... Just five minutes [oh yeah] who is clear in my mind Please water army forcing nasty to me again I his mama to send more to you]


斗鱼TV ޓ

独立鱼:
    晚安 ​​​
[Good night,]


电影从未如此有趣。微信公众号:duliyumovie,合作QQ:

刘瑞琦Richael:
    tRNXkW ​​​
[tRNXkW]


工作请联系Alex

新民周刊:
    #视野#【原央视女主持曝光“挨饿受虐”视频,称在中国笑她的人“没人性”】上周,原央视女主持曹晴在美国状告美籍华裔丈夫一案引发关注。月日,曹晴发视频自曝丈夫只留白米饭给她吃,“身高米,体重斤,都是饿的!”,并谴责在中国笑她的人“没人性”。@梨视频 tRNtNVzi ​ ​​​
[View # # 【 original CCTV the hostess exposure starve abuse video, said her smile in China inhuman 】 last week, the original CCTV the hostess tiger sued one of chinese-american husband caused concern in the United States. Month, tiger send video revealing her husband only white rice to eat to her, meters tall and weigh jins, are hungry! And denounced her smile in China inhuman. @ pear video tRNtNVzi]


合作请联系:(qq)

宫崎骏漫画故事集:
    真正的爱情不是一时好感,
而是明明知道没结果,
还想要坚持下去的冲动。
我知道遇到你不容易,
错过了会很可惜。[心] ​​​​

[True love is not love, < br > but clearly know no results, < br > also want to stick to it. < br > I know is not easy to meet you, < br > missed will unfortunately. [heart]]


新浪第一宫崎骏微博,本微博给你最新、最快、最全宫崎骏(吉卜力)资讯!

桥话:
    「你见过最厉害的人是什么样的?」岁月静好的背后,是有人在替你负重前行。 ​​​​向人民警察致敬! ​​​
[Have you ever seen the best of people is what kind of? Years static good behind, is someone carry something for you. Salute to the peoples police! ​​​]


【情感搬运工】哪有什么感同身受   ”

范炜:
    对方抱孩子,警察该如何执法?看周星驰的教学片 [doge] tRNXFbER ​​​
[The other holding the baby, how can the police law enforcement? Watch Stephen chows appreciation doge tRNXFbER]


“天使爱婴行动”,关注每一个宝宝健康成长

健身女王Miuo:
    大腿肉太多,这套动作来帮你剁[doge]睡前分钟减大腿练习[来]男女通用,在床上或者一张放瑜伽垫就可以练,练天大腿赘肉立马消失,现在就开始,还你大长腿 tRNIBr ​​​
[Thigh meat too much, this movement to help you cut [doge] minutes before bedtime to reduce leg exercises [to] both men and women, on the bed or a yoga mat can be practiced and practiced day thigh proud flesh disappear immediately, start now, you also big long legs tRNIBr]


每日分享各类健身教程,关注我一起来健身吧!商务合作加Q:

搞笑图片会:
    很实用的生活小妙招,马住!可以让用了很久的旧物焕然一新哟 ​​​​
[Practical life small coup, horse! Can use for a long time the old look brand-new]


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思埠吴召国:
    欲望太强,能力太弱。是目前太多人不快乐不成功的原因。

适当降低自己的欲望,提升自己的能力。是通往成功和快乐的方法。

把你要对我说的话发在评论里吧,我来和你对话。 ​​​

[Desire is too strong, ability is too weak. Is it too many people arent happy not successful. < br > < br > appropriately reducing their own desires, improve their ability. Is the way to success and happiness. < br > < br > do you want to send in the comments, I said Ill talk to you. ​​​]


一介凡夫俗子

美食菜谱视频:
    【锅巴辣子鸡】这道菜火了!全家人都爱吃,这么做美味又下饭,越吃越过瘾 tRBhqb ​​​​
[This dish is rice crust otus 】 【 fire! The whole family love to eat, do so delicious and orders, the more you have, the more enjoyable tRBhqb]


精选各类DIY美食视频,分享美食带来的快乐!爱美食,爱生活,欢迎您的关注!Q

H1Z1大逃杀资讯:
    如何委婉的表达
想要转发官博的文章却发现自己被拉黑了?
[哈哈]
这点b数我还是有的。 ​​​

[How euphemistic expression < br > like forwarding official blog article found himself being blocked? < br > < br > this b number ha ha, I still have. ​​​]


HZ 大逃杀资讯博主,非官方!Last man standing shooter game !

美食天天见:
    超好吃的卤肉饭,肥而不腻,浓香四溢,老少皆宜~ ​​​
[Super delicious braised pork rice, fat but not greasy, aroma, for young and old]


营养美食,吃遍中国!微博合作加QQ

网红揭秘菌:
    以前的@作家崔成浩 很红,现在微博发的少了,风格也是大变.应该是账号已经卖给营销公司了,而营销公司接手后没有维持好[doge]怀念以前的小崔同志 ​​​
[Before @ writer sung-ho choi is very red, weibo now hair less, the style is also changed. Should be sold under marketing company accounts, and marketing company took over after did not maintain good [doge] miss small cui comrade]


网红都是辣鸡,欢迎投稿揭秘

瓜皮妖:
    睡到夜里点醒了 加上被某人请的水军协议号弄的气哭了[打脸][打脸][打脸]第一次也是最后一次 今晚有点暴脾气 见谅了 见笑了[打脸][打脸][打脸]没有下一次了…下一次我就怼回去了啊 ​​​
[Sleep in the night, wake up Plus by someone please water army agreement number get angry cry [face] [face] [face] first and the last time Tonight is a bit grumpy Forgive me for Laughed [face] [face] [face] no next time... The next time Ill Dui back ah]


不妨当做你的树洞 这里没有风【负能量小号一枚】

易烊千兔:
    无比期待你出现在超级大的荧幕上了[抱抱][抱抱][抱抱]@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 ​​​
[So looking forward to your appear in the super large screen [hug] [hug] [hug] @ TFBOYS - Jackson]


在所有人事已非的景色里,我最玺欢你。

廖智:
    不要看我们的衣服,因为此刻我们刚吃完大肉汉堡!![阴险][阴险][阴险][馋嘴][馋嘴][馋嘴] ​​​
[Dont look at our clothes, because at the moment we had just finished eating meat burger!!!!! [insidious] [insidious] [insidious] [available] [available] [available]]


Email:c-kate@hotmail

D姑娘早安:
    很荣幸被ADEX授予亚洲潜水展海洋环保大使,愿在今后践行环保、科普、教育、探索海洋的道路上落地有声!@ADEX亚洲潜水展 ​​​
[Its an honor to be ADEX awarded diving exhibition in Asia ocean environmental protection ambassador, may in the future practice of environmental protection, popular science, the way of education, exploring the ocean floor sound! @ ADEX diving exhibition in Asia]


长得像林黛玉的孙二娘

世界美图:
    越南胡志明市的粉色教堂——耶稣圣心堂,从里到外都是粉红色,​​​​满满的少女心啊   摄影师 ​​​​. ​​​
[Ho chi minh city, Vietnam - pink church sacre coeur church, Jesus from inside to outside is pink, full of young girl heart photographer.]


美图基地,开发你的新视野

电动自行猪:
    咋这么可爱呢 ​​​
[Why so cute]


自动电刑猪 不看私信

紫罗兰_aa:
    静,是生活的本真相貌、是生命哲学的至高境界、是做人之道、静是顶天立地的骨气。人间喧嚣,唯静莫能与之争。静是文化传承的中枢,世间浮燥,唯静沉淀。人有静气,风度自来。 ​​​
[Static, is the true appearance of life, is the supreme state of life philosophy, is the way of life, is the backbone of indomitable spirit. Room noise, only static mo to battle. Static is the centre of the cultural heritage, world silly, only static precipitation. The man was dead air, elegant tap. ​​​]


冰玉雕( 拒群、拒聊、拒广告、生意、论政)。

挖宝女神:
    武大校花出生的吴倩也是高颜值美少女,最近又要和黄子韬合作,岁的她清纯可爱! ​ ​​​
[Wu da sena born beauty is also a high level of appearance, beautiful girl, and tao again recently to work together, at the age of her pure lovely! ​ ​​​]


合作Q

爱美景爱旅行:
    【广州攻略】广州塔、广州大剧院、花城汇、红砖厂、太古仓、圣心石大教堂、沙面、地王广场、点都德、陈添记鱼皮、黄埔牛杂大王、濑粉各类西关小吃景点推荐和交通攻略,想去广州的朋友可收藏哦! ​​​
[Guangzhou tower, guangzhou opera house, guangzhou strategy 】 【 huacheng, red brick factory, swire warehouse, stone of the sacred heart cathedral, sand surface, diwang square, dude, Chen tian ji fishskin, huangpu cow king, seto powder of various kinds of xiguan snacks attractions and transport strategy, friends may want to go to guangzhou to collect! ​​​]


爱风景 爱旅行********

林毛毛:
    网友问 你会在二十多岁的时候和你很喜欢但是很穷的人在一起吗,并且想嫁给他? 答 我前夫当年虽是公务员,但不如我赚钱多,可我们结婚后能合作开公司,他有人脉资源,我有业务渠道,所以我们结合后能双赢。请问,你跟你喜欢的人结婚后是双赢,还是双穷? 后者的话,还是算了吧。 ​​​
[The net friend ask Will you be in more than twenty years old and you love but very poor people together, and want to marry him? a My ex-husband was as civil servants, but not as good as I make money, more work after we get married to start a company, he has contacts, I have a business channel, so we can make a win-win together. Excuse me, are you do after you get married with the one you like is a win-win situation, or double poor? The latter, or forget it. ​​​]


非主流非精英非专家非女权,非红非白非富非美非处女,无才无财无姿无资路人甲,德国学历Diplom,胡思乱想胡说八道