【音乐老师脑部手术 吹萨克斯为自己“助兴”[允悲]】岁音乐教师大脑右侧长了一个鸡蛋大小的肿瘤，必须马上进行手术切除。没想到在手术现场，医生一边进行手术，教师一边吹奏萨克斯管，演奏了一首自己最拿手的曲子。此前，一位小提琴家，同样在手术中弹奏了一曲↓↓tRNiDlJ
[The music teacher brain surgery Blow sachs to entertain [allow sad]] music teacher at the age of the brain had a tumor the size of an egg on the right side, must be immediately surgery resection. Unexpectedly at the scene of the surgery, doctors surgery, teachers play the saxophone, played a best their own music. Previously, a violinist, also played a tune in the surgery left left tRNiDlJ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#快男鲜看团##快乐男声#决赛开始啦[小黄人高兴]@WIN魏巡 @养鸡YOUNG-G @尹毓恪恪恪 @黄榕生Ron 四强争霸[憧憬]强选手回归赛场[太开心]代言人黄子韬@SwaggyT-ao 和召唤师@歌手李健 @羅志祥 @陈粒_ 首次同台[小黄人坏笑]还有更多意想不到的精彩，赶快看起来[心]tRupC
[Fresh look happy group # # # quick male males startingyellow people happy @ # final WIN wei patrol @ chicken YOUNG - G @ Yin Yuke but but @ Huang Rongsheng Ron last four ii [hope] have strong player [quite happy] spokesman tao @ SwaggyT return to action, ao and summoners @ singer li @ show @ Chen grain _ to compete for the first time [yellow people laugh] more unexpected, quickly look tRupC [heart]]
优酷：#快男鲜看团#优酷君发现今年#快乐男声#的舞台既有好听的歌也有好听的话[小黄人高兴]我们三位召唤师@歌手李健 @羅志祥 @陈粒_ 每一句话都是为了选手能变得更好更强大[小黄人剪刀手]所以今晚：来优酷快男冠军之夜好好听话吧tRupC
[# quick male fresh see group # # # youku jun found this years stage has both good song and nice [yellow people happy] we say three summoners @ singer li @ show @ Chen grain _ every word is for the player to become better and more powerful [huang scissorhands] so tonight to youku fast night obedient well tRupC male champions]
微博搞笑排行榜：[doge] @东坡式的梦忆 这办法果然了得，即时奏效。[笑cry][good]
[[doge] @ dongpo type of dream This way to really get instant effect. [laughing cry] [good]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
微博汽车：【岁夫妻自驾游二十年，走遍祖国万里】年前，谷向东因妻子患癌症便决定，等老伴身体好点就陪她旅行。两个人，一辆车，从西藏到赣南、川西、内蒙，年携手走遍祖国各地。谷向东说：“只要我还能开车、能走路，我就陪她一直走下去！” @二更视频 tRNxkds
[The old couple road years, through all the motherland miles] years ago, GuXiangDong because his wife decided to cancer, such as his wife body good point will accompany her to travel. Two people, a car, from Tibet to jiangxi, sichuan, Inner Mongolia, in hand in hand around the motherland. GuXiangDong said as long as I can drive a car, can walk, I will accompany her go! @ more video tRNxkds]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
但斌：雨中漫步[干杯][微风]@然也：大雨倾盆啊
[Walking in the rain [drink] [wind] @ but also heavy rain cats and dogs]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端：【女教师给小学生发裸照，并多次发生性关系，被捕后称“我们是相爱的”】韩国性感小学女教师，因觉得年级某男生长得好看，便发自己的半裸照进行“色诱”，后两人在教室和车里多次发生关系。女教师被捕后供述两人是“相爱的”。据悉，该女教师已婚，并育有子女↓↓tRNiLLO
[The germinal nude female teachers to elementary school, and sex for many times, said we are in love after his arrest 】 South Korea sexy female teachers of primary school, grade due to think some male grow good-looking, they send half naked for seduce , after two people in the classroom and the car several times. Female teachers were arrested after the confession were in love. It is understood that the married female teachers, and children left left tRNiLLO]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女教师给小学生发裸照，并多次发生性关系，被捕后称“我们是相爱的”】韩国性感小学女教师，因觉得年级某男生长得好看，便发自己的半裸照进行“色诱”，后两人在教室和车里多次发生关系。女教师被捕后供述两人是“相爱的”。据悉，该女教师已婚，并育有子女↓↓tRNiLLO
[The germinal nude female teachers to elementary school, and sex for many times, said we are in love after his arrest 】 South Korea sexy female teachers of primary school, grade due to think some male grow good-looking, they send half naked for seduce , after two people in the classroom and the car several times. Female teachers were arrested after the confession were in love. It is understood that the married female teachers, and children left left tRNiLLO]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
薛蛮子：分享图片
[Share photos]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
猫扑：【女子上街遭两狼狗撕咬险丧命 狗主人就在一旁看着】女子大街上忽然遭到两只狼狗疯狂地撕咬，一只撕咬着她的头，另一只撕咬她的身体。目击者称，女子被撕咬期间，多次向狗主人求救，求他制止两条狼狗的疯狂扑咬，对方却只在旁边看着，没有任何反应。事后逃之夭夭（红星新闻）tRNinrwj
[The woman take to the streets by two German shepherd tearing the risks Dog owners is watched by 】 woman on the street was suddenly two German shepherd frantically bite, a bite her head, the other a bite of her body. Witnesses said that the woman was worrying, many owners for help, ask him to stop two German shepherds bite crazy, next to each other but in looking at, no response. (red star) tRNinrwj sense to afterwards]
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南方都市报：【女子手机被偷 凭第六感锁定嫌疑人一把抢回[吃惊]】月日，南京地铁，一女士等车时遭遇扒手。她连忙四处看了一下，发现在自己后方有一名男子转身逆着人流在走，便上前一把拽住小偷并从其手中抢回手机。新京报tRNMclCj 网友：女人的直觉你怕了吗[允悲]
[The womens cell phone was stolen by the sixth sense a suspect a gun back to [surprised]] month day, nanjing subway, a woman waiting for the bus when a pickpocket. She hurriedly looked around and found a man in his rear turned against the stream of people in go, then forward a grabbed the thief and snatching phone from their hand. The Beijing news tRNMclCj netizen a womans intuition are you afraid of? [allow sad]]
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但斌：慢跑公里。
[Jogging km. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：#出行生活#小朋友我觉得你长大以后一定不一般[doge] tRNIkYL
[# # children travel life I dont think you must be when you grow up general doge tRNIkYL]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博汽车：#汽车人故事# 史上第一次，厉害了！ [赞] 一次有意思的对话，他们一起开心的聊了什么？一起来看视频吧↓↓↓
[# # the autobots story for the first time in history, severe! [who] an interesting dialogue, they happy together to chat? Lets look at video left left left]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
蔡依林：See u sooooooon ~
[看到你sooooooon ~]
冷笑话精选：所以我的霍格沃兹录取通知书为啥还没寄到？[二哈]
[So why hasnt my hogwarts acceptance letter sent to? [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：结局被感动到了，一个小小的善举却改变了人的一生。支持公益[心] tRNiCCa @婷美小屋
[Outcome was moved to a small act of kindness has changed ones life. Support the public [heart] tRNiCCa @ cracewell cabin]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选：那些年他们最美好的样子！每一张都是绝版！太经典了！
[In those years they like the best! Each one is out of print! Too classic! ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：正确答案纳智捷 U SUV，恭喜@Ex-，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中
[Correct answer na zhi jie U SUV, congratulations @ the Ex -, fastest right, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
汽车之家：装下这么多人？
[Hold so many people?]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：小宝贝们，优酷君得到重磅消息：VIP会员在月日零点可以抢先看#春风十里不如你#大结局啦！据说，#春风十里不如你结局# 藏在下面张图里，你最希望哪一个版本成真呢？如果都不满意[喵喵]，那笔给你，你来写！快来写出你心中的春风完美ending，跟优酷君比比谁的脑洞更大吧🤓
[Small babies, youku jun got big news VIP member at date of zero can beat the # # spring breeze excited as you finale! # #, it is said that the spring wind miles as you end hidden in the following picture, which one do you want most version come true? If dont satisfied [meow], the pen to you, you to write! 快来写出你心中的春风完美ending，跟优酷君比比谁的想象力更大吧🤓 ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【美！杭州不少#后小学美女教师上任#惊艳家长朋友圈[偷笑]】开学的日子里，大家都在晒自己孩子上学的照片。有一波家长，已经不满足晒娃了，他们还晒起了自己班主任的美照，“班主老师人好漂亮！同学们都很喜欢。”[心]别拦着我，我要回去上小学！[允悲]↓↓tRNixXMW
[【 beautiful! A lot of hangzhou office # # after primary school beauty teachers amazing parents friends [laughing]] of school days, everyone in the pictures of their children to school. With a wave of parents, is no longer meet the sun Eva, they also drying up the teacher in charges beauty to take, squad teacher people how nice! The classmates all like. [heart] dont stop me, I will go back to primary school! Allow sadness left left tRNixXMW down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
平安北京：无论如何，都不可以破坏电梯门！！
[No matter what, all cant destroy the elevator door!! ]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
小野妹子学吐槽：是我了@琴键上的心：我要一直捂着嘴，不然我会控制不住自己，发出狗叫声。。
[Is my heart on @ the keys I always covering her mouth, or Ill control yourself, a dog cries.]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：【女教师给小学生发裸照，并多次发生性关系，被捕后称“我们是相爱的”[衰]】韩国某小学岁女教师，因觉得年级某学生长得好看，便发暧昧短信及自己的半裸照进行“色诱”，后两人在教室和车里发生多次性行为。女教师被捕后供述两人是“相爱的”。据悉，该女教师已婚，并育有子女。#女教师色诱小学生#...全文： m.weibo
[The germinal nude female teachers to elementary school, and sex for many times, said we are in love after his arrest [failure]] South Korea age of a primary school teacher, because think of grade one students grow good-looking, and steamy text messages and their half naked seduce , two people in the classroom and the car after the sex on a number of occasions. Female teachers were arrested after the confession were in love. It is understood that the married female teachers, and children. # # female teachers seduce pupil... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：#大V聊车# 当宝来遇上朗逸，一场充满味道、充满诱惑的互怼开始了，看到最后，意想不到的结局等着你 [哈哈]
[# big car # V chat when meets lavida baolai, a mutual Dui full of flavor, full of temptation, see finally, unexpected ending waiting for you (ha ha)]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
南方都市报：【接送小孩不便，老人铁锤砸“挡路”护栏[震惊]】月日，广东佛山一老伯因为路道增设分隔护栏，对其接送小孩上幼儿园造成不便，竟拿铁锤猛砸路中央的护栏。目前，老伯因故意损毁公私财物被处以治安拘留天。广东经济科教频道tRNMsUW
[【 inconvenient shuttle children, the old man the hammer is in the way barrier [shocked]] month day, guangdong foshan one old man because then add separation barrier, cause inconvenience to the shuttle children in kindergarten, should take the hammer so heavily in the middle of the road barrier. At present, the old man deliberately damaged by public or private property was sentenced to detention days public security. Guangdong tRNMsUW economic science and education channel]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活# 【小伙租来的兰博基尼，醉驾撞花坛报废[衰]】近日，浙江金华一小伙从租车行租了一辆亮绿色的兰博基尼，去酒吧喝了十几瓶啤酒后无证驾驶，撞上了绿化带。事故发生后，小伙自己报了警。 tRNMnvnG
[# # travel life 【 small rented lamborghini, drunk bumped flower bed scrapping [failure]] recently, the zhejiang jinhua, a small rented a car from a car rental lamborghini bright green, go to the pub to drink a dozen beers and driving without a license, hit the green belts. After the accident, the guy called the police. tRNMnvnG]
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陈旭东：学霸就是这么产生的，睡觉也能偷偷学英语，不会被室友吐槽#开学季#@三胞集团
[Students with excellent performance is so of the produce, sleep also can secretly to learn English, cant be roommate poking fun at # back-to-school # @ tricell group]
一块去旅行：NASA公布年度地球最美瞬间，中国那个厉害了…… tRNEmE
[NASA released annual earth the most beautiful moment, the Chinese that much... tRNEmE]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：发表了博文《关于汉景港湾投一号证券投资基金分红的公告》tRNiIRX
[Published a post on the han jing harbor for a number of securities investment fund dividend announcement tRNiIRX]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【现实版《熔炉》！女教师拼上性命把恶魔校长送进监狱】年，Saadet在土耳其一村庄任教时，发现校长常年性侵女学生，她决心揭露真相！期间，她不断接到威胁电话，甚至惨遭报复车祸！经历过死亡的她更加无畏，四处奔走宣传，历时年，终于把校长送进监狱，刑期年↓↓tRNiIyh
[【 reality version of the melting pot! Life the female teachers in the devil the headmaster to jail 】, Saadet taught in a Turkish village, found that the principal perennial invade female students, she was determined to expose the truth! Period, she received a threatening phone calls, even suffered retaliation for car accident! Experienced the death of her more fearless, running around propaganda, last year, finally the principal sent to prison, left left tRNiIyh in prison]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：我恋爱了[害羞]
[Im in love (shy)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：V组合特别节目重现校疯经典环节“未成年主张”，学生会长在屋顶向女友大声告白，恩爱爆表青春溢出...甜得本空巢老人牙都掉光了[太开心]tRNifAXY
[V portfolio return school special mad classic link minor proposition, students grow loud confession to his girlfriend on the roof, conjugal love extraordinary youth overflow... Sweet get this empty nesters have teeth tRNifAXY [quite happy]]
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苍井空：哈哈哈有意思[哈哈]
[Ha ha ha interestingha ha]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
