？？？死亡滑梯？？？
[????? Die slide???]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
冷笑话精选：玩个游戏，评论里留下自己的姓名拼音缩写，看看插楼的怎么叫你[doge]
[Play a game, leave his name pinyin initials in the comments, and see what the plug floor call you [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#夜福利# 威风不减当年 法拉利
[Welfare # # night down a peg or two oodles ferrari]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
一块去旅行：甘肃青海旅行攻略 | 张掖丹霞地貌-嘉峪关-榆林窟-鸣沙山月牙泉风景区-莫高窟-阳关玉门关-雅丹地貌-青海湖-黑马河-茶卡盐湖。作者：沁夏
[Gansu qinghai travel guide | zhang ye danxia landform - jiayuguan - yulin grotto - singing crescent lake scenic spot - the mogao grottoes - the sunlight yumenguan yadan landform - - dark horse river - saka salt lake qinghai lake. Author this summer]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【今年工资涨多少？省发布工资指导线 不涨工资就给领导看这个】企业工资指导线是政府根据当年经济发展调控目标，向社会发布的年度工资增长水平的建议。目前，已有省份发布年企业工资指导线。其中，安徽工资增长基准线为%，上线为%，下线为%↓↓来看看其他省↓↓tRogyii
[The pay raise this year? Province released without a wage increase of wage guidelines to lead the 】 enterprise wage guidelines is a government control target, according to the economic development to the societys annual wage growth level of advice. At present, the province published years enterprise wage guidelines. Wage growth, anhui province, including baseline for %, on-line for %, offline for % left left left tRogyii left to look at other provinces]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：【日本蛙人抵近侦察?国防部中国海军进行有效处置】针对媒体报道中国护航编队靠泊吉布提港修整期间遭到日本自卫队舰艇派遣蛙人抵近中国军舰的消息，日，中国国防部新闻局回应，我们注意到有关报道。中国海军舰艇在执行任务期间,对周围海域活动情况保持严密监控和有效处置。tRoMCFa
[【 Japanese frogloks buzzed reconnaissance? Defense for effective treatment of the Chinese navy 】 for media reported Chinas fleet during berthing djibouti port trim by the Japan maritime self-defense force ship sent frogman close up the news of the Chinese warships, day, Chinas defense ministry news agency response, we have taken note of relevant report. Chinese naval vessels during the mission, on the surrounding waters activity to keep closely monitoring and effective treatment. tRoMCFa]
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新浪汽车：#车圈话题#为什么男人踏进家门前都喜欢在车里独自呆上一会儿?
[# circle topic # why man to set foot in the door are like in the car alone for a while? ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【这freestyle扎心了！热狗曾这样diss吴昕谢娜[允悲]】热狗过去在《快乐大本营》RAP片段被挖出。#谢娜#和#吴昕#要求热狗用她们名字来一段freestyle，热狗整理了一下帽子之后就随着节奏正式DISS↓↓高能RAP让旁边的人都起哄“好解气啊”[笑cry]爆笑现场↓↓tRoBbzE
[This freestyle heart! Hot dog once diss xin wu uproot shayna [allow sad]] hot dogs in the past in the happy camp RAP segment was dug out. # # # # uproot shayna and xin wu asked hot dogs with their names to a freestyle, hot dog hat after finishing it as rhythm formal DISS left left high-energy RAP and let the person next to input good Japanese [laugh cry] left left tRoBbzE hilarious scene]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#春风十里不如你#苦苦追剧等山雨。骚年们的手写春风体诚意肥肠满，花样肥肠多，优酷君给你们笔芯！快来看看优酷君精细挑选的#春风体挑战#集合！没入选的宝宝也都非常棒！春风十里，周一至周五，我们在优酷等你。[笑而不语]
[# # the spring breeze miles as you struggling to chase play mountain rain, etc. SAO years the spring breeze sincerity chittering full body, more fatty intestine, youku jun ink for you! Come see youku jun fine selected challenge # # spring breeze body collection! Not to be included in the baby also is very good! The spring breeze miles, from Monday to Friday, we wait for you in youku. [smiling without a word]]
猫扑：[允悲]曾经帅过吴彦祖，如今胖到像闰土。
[Allow sad once handsome Daniel wu, now like RunTu. ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
冷笑话精选：甩葱歌都这么大岁数了啊[允悲]
[Dumped green song are so big age ahallow sad]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：【“上海不缺正能量！”“网红爷叔”被认出是著名指挥家刘键】上海爷叔骑车拦下撞人女子的视频走红网络后，有细心网友认出，这位热心的上海爷叔就是著名的美籍华裔指挥家刘键，他曾于年到年任上海交响乐团前身上海乐团的常任指挥。刘键称，当时围观群众的正义感让他十分感动，这就是正能量。另...全文： m.weibo
[【 Shanghai is not lack of positive energy! and web celebrity ye uncle was recognized famous conductor Liu Jian 】 Shanghai ye uncle stopped by bike hit the woman the video of popular network, after a careful netizens recognized, the zealous ye uncle in Shanghai is the famous chinese-american conductor Liu Jian, he worked from year to year as the Shanghai symphony orchestra former permanent Shanghai orchestra conductor. Liu Jian said that at that time, the crowd was touched by the sense of justice to let him, this is the positive energy. The other... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子账上莫名多出万被控敲诈 坐牢年改判无罪】曾凡年原是一家公司的会计经理，年，有人凭借他的身份证复印件办理实名电话卡，并以他的名义敲诈某公司。天后，曾凡年账上莫名多出几十万，他报警称“不是自己的钱不能要”。但没多久，他就因敲诈勒索被抓……↓↓tRonDv
[The man account to express more than is accused of blackmail In jail sentence innocence 】 Ceng Fannian is a companys accounting manager, years, someone with his id card is dealt with real-name phone CARDS, and extortion in the name of his company. Days later, Ceng Fannian account somehow out of hundreds of thousands of more, he call the police said not own money not to. But before long, he is taken by blackmail... Left left tRonDv]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#上优酷看醉玲珑#【巫力回溯】欢迎收看舌尖上的醉玲珑——元凌与烧鹅～看到十一端来烧鹅，平日冷酷的凌王两眼放光，一言不合就开抢！刚准备开吃却被痴痴盯住烧鹅的采倩强势打断～我凌简直是遭遇了吃货史上大危机！玄甲军何在？ 速速前来保护本王的烧鹅哇！@William威廉陈伟霆 @龚俊Simon @徐沐婵 ...全文： m.weibo
[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite [WuLi back] welcome to drunk on the tip of the tongue and exquisite - yuan ling and roast goose ~ see ten end to roast goose, ferial callous LingWang flashing eyes, a word not opened rob! Just ready to eat was standing on the roast goose by qian strong interrupted ~ I ling was suffered a major crisis in the history of version! XuanJiaJun? Quickly to protect the king of the roast goose wow! @ William William @ Gong Jun William Simon @ Xu Muchan... The full text m. eibo]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：今年，一直暗恋着一个女孩，但不敢向她表白。 月，在她实习上班的前天我们一起盲无目的的去闲逛，那一次为了给她一点暗示，特意的无论走到那都楼着她的肩，另外我意外的是她并没有一点抗拒。自那以后每次在一起的时候都这样楼着她的肩。 但我又觉得她对我并没有那种感觉，在她心...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend this year, has a crush on a girl, but dare not say to her. Month, the day before yesterday we together in her internship work blind wander without a purpose, that in order to give her a hint at a time, specially the both go to the floor with her shoulder, and I surprise she did not resist. Since then every time when this building her shoulder. But I think she is not that kind of feeling to me, in her heart... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：网友偶遇#迪丽热巴#，除了感叹她的一双大长腿，还得佩服她大热天穿着棉袄在拍戏，泥萌期待#迪丽热巴丽姬# 吗？@Dear-迪丽热巴 [憧憬]
[Internet users encounter # Dillon heat #, in addition to her a pair of long legs, also have to admire her hot day wearing a quilted jacket in shooting, mud sprout expect # # Dillon hot and she? @ Dear - Dillon hot ba [hope]]
小野妹子学吐槽：你是哪一年突然长大变老的？
[What year are you suddenly grow up grow old? ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【游客被黑熊拖入巢穴撕咬 浑身血迹竟奇迹生还】岁的泰国男子用一碗米饭引逗黑熊，不料激怒对方，站起来将他拖入围场。黑熊先是将该男子击晕，接着用利齿撕咬。该男子的友人用棍子击打黑熊，向黑熊泼冷水，也没有将他救出。黑熊继续撕咬达一分钟之久[衰]↓↓现场↓↓tRoHsz
[The tourists have been bear into the nest bite All the blood unexpectedly alive 】 - year - old Thai man with a bowl of rice, teasing the black bear only to irritate each other, stood up and put him into the yard. The man a black bear first stun, and then use the teeth bite. The mans friend struck the bear with a stick, throwing cold water on the black bear, nor will he rescued. Black bears continue to bite for a minute [failure] left left tRoHsz left left the scene]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#春风十里不如你#小红@周冬雨 给秋水@张一山 写的信，因为打闹不小心落到了赵英男的手里[污]英男这时的表情复杂得让人捉摸不透，像震惊又像思索，但又像平静得什么都没发生过[吃惊]难怪有人说赵英男心机呀，优酷君觉得好难猜[允悲]tRoYryS
[# # spring breeze miles than you little red @ zhou Give letter of colchicine @ yishan zhang, because play accidentally fell on Zhao Ying man [pollution] the male when the expression of the complex let people elusive, like a shock and like thinking, but also like a quiet nothing happened [surprised] no wonder people say that ying-nan zhao all ah, youku jun feel good difficult to guess [allow sad] tRoYryS]
微博搞笑排行榜：你怕鬼么？看完你应该不那么怕了，莫名觉得萌~[笑cry]
[Are you afraid of ghosts? Watching you should not so afraid of, strange think of ~ [laugh cry]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
玩转instagram：那些让人少女心爆棚的小房间[舔屏]
[Those who make girls heart at the small room [lick screen]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
新浪汽车：#车圈话题#遇到免费搭你车还抱怨你车后排空间小的人，你会__________？
[# circle topic # encountered on your car for free also complain about your car back row space is little, you will be the...? ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#家家技术讲堂#【未来产品风向标？ 上汽大通D设计解读】上汽大通品牌正式发布于年，在国内的汽车品牌中属于比较年轻的一个。起初定位于商用车品牌，而随着国内市场变化和企业发展的需求，向乘用车市场转型是上汽大通近两年来一直在进行的，企业转型并不仅仅是口号喊得响亮，产品同样要跟上。于是...全文： m.weibo
[# every technical lecture hall # 【 barometer for future products? Saic chase D design interpretation 】 saic chase brand officially released in years, in the domestic car brand belongs to the younger one. Located in commercial vehicle brand at first, but with the change of the domestic market and the needs of the development of the enterprise to the passenger car market transition is saic chase has been in the past two years, business transformation is not just a slogan to shout loudly, to keep up with the same product. So... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
汽车之家：#家家新车#【领克广州车展上市 曝领克新产品计划】日前，我们从领克（LYNK&CO）官方获悉，未来旗下产品将涵盖紧凑型、中型和中大型三大级别，并且推出轿车、SUV和MPV等多样化产品。其中首款车型——领克将于今年月开幕的广州车展正式上市。tRojbQX
[# every new car # g guangzhou auto show public exposure [maxillary g new product plans], we learned from collar grams (LYNK&CO) official that future products will cover compact, medium and large three levels, and cars, MPV and SUV diversified products. The first models - led g this exergue is listed on the opening of the guangzhou auto show. tRojbQX]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：极限挑战迎来了史上最多的女嘉宾，这幸福来得是如此突然又猛烈啊，可把男人帮给乐坏了[憧憬]然而几家欢喜几家愁，有人“门可罗雀”，有人“客似云来”，你猜最受#极限五美# 青睐的到底是谁呢？本周日晚，跟着#优酷极限挑战# 一起看“抢人大战”啦！
[Extreme challenges one of the most celebrated in the history of female guest, this is true happiness comes suddenly and violently, can give out men [hope] several glad several sorrow, however, some empty, someone guest like cloud, can you guess what the most popular with five beautiful # # limit exactly is who? On Sunday night, along with # # youku extreme challenges to see a bidding war! ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子被自家狗咬掉肉 劝民警别抓它：我们会和解的】安徽警方接到报案称被自家狗欺负了。原来一男子给狗喂食时，胳膊被狗咬掉块肉。男子称与爱狗平日无矛盾，被咬或是因天热。民警把狗驱散，男子表示还想继续养狗，次日小狗与主人达成“和解”↓↓↓tRofHoG
[The man was his dog bite off the flesh Told police not to catch it, we will settle in anhui province, the police received a report said bullied by his dog. Originally a man feed the dog, falling arm bitten by the dog meat. Man and dog daily reported no contradiction, bite, or because of hot weather. Civilian police to disperse the dog, the man said also want to continue to have a dog, the dog with the master left left left tRofHoG reconciliation]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子新买宝马开米就冒烟 S店理解但不能换】男子花了将近五十万买了一辆宝马，结果出了S店，刚拐个弯，宝马的引擎盖冒出白烟，他和朋友都吓坏了，直接逃下了车。S店：散热风扇停止工作，导致温度升高。理解客户心情，但不能换[允悲]tRoWIc
[【 men buy new BMW KaiMi they smoke S shop understand but cant change] men spent nearly five hundred thousand bought a BMW, the result out of the S shop, just a turn, BMWs white smoke from the hood, and his friends are scared and escaped out of the car directly. S shop a cooling fan to stop working, and lead to an elevated temperature. Understand customers mood, but cant change [allow sad] tRoWIc]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：@任仁雄转发微博
[@ Ren Renxiong forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[笑cry]@侯宁真是股民啊，什么都能联系到股市。[允悲]@牛市sky 爽的时候没想后果。任性发新股也是……
[[laughing cry] @ hou nings people ah, what can be linked to the stock market. Allow sad time @ the bull market of the sky bright didnt want to consequences. Wayward issue shares is also...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@羊总之花菜炒蟹并非没可能！或许，周一之前就会发生什么。。。@中欧苹果@罗生-微博 转发微博
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab is not no way! Perhaps, what will happen before Monday... @ china-eu apples @ the father - microblogging forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@大松：这熊孩子，商场倒霉了
[@ big pine the bear children, out of luck]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@师永刚转发微博
[@ yong-gang shi forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@师永刚转发微博
[@ yong-gang shi forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@游戏人生修行@马喆-mazhe回复@黑鹤张明远伟大的投资家一定近乎是实业家的。@黑鹤张明远适当集中，不然还是投机，近似于赌，幻想，投资一只股那是实业家不是投资家！@马喆-mazhe回复@囧您一定会心想事成的
[@ @ 马喆 - the game of life practice mazhe reply @ black stork ming-yuan zhang great investors almost be industrialists. @ black stork ming-yuan zhang appropriate concentration, otherwise or speculation, akin to gambling, fantasy, investment in a stock that is industrialists not capitalists! @ 马喆 - mazhe reply @ stopping you will come true]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
