2017年8月4日星期五

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    萌翻了啊!@前任是个神经病好乖[爱你]@抹茶Cenlin不要堵车哈哈哈@一介撸夫又骗我养豚鼠@吃不胖的小大家都很遵守秩序嘛[笑cry]@仓鼠团子儿哎呀哎呀@张艺兴的小弟好可爱
[to turn over! @ predecessor is a mental derangement good good love you [] @ maccha Cenlin dont jam ha ha ha @ @ the humble lu, cheat me again raise guinea pigs eat not fat little all comply with the order [laughing cry] @ hamster ball penny oh oh @ lay of the younger brothers so cute]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【女儿月薪近万仍啃老 父母支付万请出家门】夏华说,姐姐夏兰月薪近万,却吃住都赖着父母。上个月,夏华以户主身份,和父母一起起诉要求她搬出。夏兰说,父母重男轻女,他们为弟弟买了房子,而且她也为家里做过贡献…最终,父母向夏兰支付万,要她尽快搬走。你怎么看?tRStKoN ​
[[daughter nearly thousands a month still chew old parents pay all please out 】 xoceco, said sister chillon nearly a month, but eat to live are depend on their parents. Last month, xoceco as head of the household, and his parents Sue asked her to move out. Chillon says, parents preference for sons, they bought a house for his brother, and she also has made the contribution for your home... In the end, the parents pay the chillon, want her to move out as soon as possible. What do you think? tRStKoN]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    篮球场是跳广场舞的@Levine田力:足球场就是拿来遛弯的!
[The basketball court is a square dance @ Levine Tian Li football field is used to walk!]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【半生戎马没让你享福 岁老兵忍腿痛下跪补求婚[泪]】岁老兵在孙子的帮助下,学着年轻人的样子向老伴求婚。老爷爷腿痛却坚持单膝跪下,因为觉得“求婚”是对老伴儿一辈子付出的最高敬意和承诺...看到这场景↓↓想必瞬间眼泪迸出的不止是这位奶奶...tRStPP ​
[[half a military didnt let you go - year - old veteran who kneel leg hurts repair proposal [tears]] - year - old veteran with the help of his grandson, learn to the appearance of the young man asked his wife to marry him. Grandpa leg pain but insist on one knee, because they feel proposal as the highest respect and commitment to his wife for a lifetime... See this scene must have tears bursts with more than a fraction of a second left left is the grandma... tRStPP]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    吃火锅的方式简单点[拜拜]@红茶玛奇朵去病五分甜加波霸哈哈哈哈哈哈哈想去
[Eat hot pot simple point [bynum] @ the way black tea macchiato sweet and big breast disease five points ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wanted to go]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【章泽天学生时期跳舞旧照曝光 皮肤白皙吹弹可破[憧憬]】“奶茶妹妹”章泽天一组学生时期的跳舞旧照曝光!那时候的小天真是清纯水嫩↓↓身材和气质也都是绝佳↓↓连在台下静静喝饮料都辣么美→tRSGsxB ​
[【 ZhangZe day student period dancing old photo exposure The skin fair-skinneds in vain blow play can break [hope]] at the first group of students in the period of milk tea sister ZhangZe dance old photo exposure! Clear water tender little naive was then left left figure and temperament are also perfect left left even in the audience quiet quiet drink hot beauty - tRSGsxB]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国三个爱好游泳的小哥悲痛地发现,现在晚上去市民泳池的都是搂搂抱抱的情侣、专心自拍的妹子,自己正常游泳反而会被骂...于是他们带着单身狗的伤痛游得更努力了[允悲] tRSqojX ​
[Island three hobbies swimming little elder brother sadly found that in the evening go to public swimming pool is now embracing the lovers, wholly take sister, instead of normal swimming will be scold... So they took the single dog pain swim more efforts in the [allow sad] tRSqojX]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    @海阔鱼乐:酱香恒久远,茅台永流传][拳头]
[@ sea rich fish joy maotai-flavor forever, maotai forever] [fist]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    这个《皮卡丘之歌》的声音简直有毒啊,萌哭了,一听就停不下来啊[允悲]
tRSqLpM ​

[The sound of the song of Pikachu toxic ah, cried, a listen to just cant stop ah [allow sad] < br > tRSqLpM]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【章泽天学生时期跳舞旧照曝光 皮肤白皙吹弹可破[憧憬]】看过小天跳舞吗?近日“奶茶妹妹”章泽天一组学生时期的跳舞旧照曝光!那时候的小天真是清纯水嫩↓↓身材和气质也都是绝佳↓↓连在台下静静喝饮料都辣么美↓↓tRSGsxB ​
[【 ZhangZe day student period dancing old photo exposure The skin fair-skinneds in vain blow play can break [hope]] have seen small day dance? At the first group of students recently milk tea sister ZhangZe period dancing old photo exposure! Clear water tender little naive was then left left figure and temperament are also perfect left left even in the audience quiet quiet drink hot beauty left left tRSGsxB down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#泉州孕妇突破羊水,交警开道护航公里[心]tRKBKLx ​
[Travel life # # quanzhou pregnant women to break through the amniotic fluid, the traffic police escorting escort km tRKBKLx [heart]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报# 【总体来说有好有坏 蒙迪欧用车感受】车主说:光阴似箭,细数“蒙丢丢”来到我身的个日夜,在这些日子里,“蒙丢丢”伴我跨过山和大海,也穿过人山人海。感谢这一路的不离不弃,感谢这些日夜里的辛劳付出。传送门:tRSGtB ​
[# # BBS of hits daily [in general there are good and bad Mondeo car feel 】 the owner say how time flies, count diu diu came to me one day and night, in these days, diu diu covered with me across the mountains and the sea, and also through the people mountain people sea. Thanks for this all the way, thanks to the efforts for day and night. Portal tRSGtB]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    发表了博文《唐驳虎:莫迪,一个心狠手辣的草根枭雄》唐驳虎:莫迪,一个心狠手辣的草根枭雄年月日来源:凤凰网综合凤凰新闻客户端主笔唐驳虎诸事繁忙的一个月过去了,终于有时间来认真谈一谈印度。tRSboTa ​
[Published a post tang barge tiger Mr Modi, a fierce terminating grassroots tang barge tiger Mr Modi, a fierce terminating grassroots (date) (month) (year) source comprehensive phoenix phoenix TV news client lead tang barge tiger all busy a month has passed, finally have time to seriously talk about India. tRSboTa]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博位置:
    夏天的土豪之城迪拜究竟有多热,真•太阳煎蛋。。[doge] tRJJMG ​ tRUyHze ​
[City of the local tyrants, dubai how hot in summer, Fried egg, sun. Really. [doge] tRJJMG tRUyHze]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo

但斌:
    回复@桑丘遇见堂吉年前的月来到深圳,整整年,还真像做梦一样[哈哈]@桑丘遇见堂吉都是幻觉
[Reply @ sancho month come to shenzhen, meeting hall, years ago, a full year, really like a dreamha ha @ sancho meeting hall is illusion]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【杭州姑娘减肥不吃主食 一学期后乳房子宫都发生惊人变化[衰]】小灵是名艺术生,为了让自己在镜头前更美,她几乎一日三餐都不吃主食,一个学期下来瘦是瘦了却也得上这种病↓↓从生理机能上看也是“小仙女”变“老太太”↓↓医生提醒,月经三个月没来就要警惕!及时就医!tRSlHb ​
[The hangzhou girl dont eat staple food reducing weight Breast after a semester of uterus the dramatic changes [failure]] little spirit is a art student, in order to make themselves more beautiful on camera, she almost dont eat staple food, have three square meals a day is a semester down thin thin but also get the disease left left look from physiology is little fairy become old lady left left the doctor remind, three months did not come menstruation be vigilant! Timely medical treatment. tRSlHb]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【李文星被困室友:不把自己的腿打断 我就是下一个他[泪]】大学生求职者李文星在招聘应用BOSS直聘上应聘时,疑似遭遇传销骗局,在失联数日后最终不幸身亡。李冬曾是李文星在传销组织里的室友,也是在BOSS直聘上被骗的,他介绍,这个传销组织叫“蝶蓓蕾”,是做化妆产品的。他说,他经历了被烟头烫鼻子...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 wen-xing li trapped roommate dont interrupt his leg I is the next he [tears]] college students job seekers wen-xing li on the BOSS hired straight in recruitment application to apply for, suspected pyramid scheme, in the lost in a few days later finally died. Li Dongceng is wen-xing li roommate in MLM, also be cheated on BOSS hired straight, he introduces, this pyramid selling organization called butterfly bud, is to do cosmetic products. He said he has experienced by cigarette burns your nose... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    视频从一半开始画风突变...狮子、老虎、美洲豹、豹子还是兽中之王的气度,雪豹、美洲狮、非洲豹怎么就变成大猫咪了...喵喵喵[允悲] tRSUwu ​
[Video from half style mutation... The lion, tiger, leopard, leopard or the king of beasts, bearing, snow leopard, puma, cheetah how to turn into a big cat... Meow meow meow tRSUwu [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【这个推销的太有脾气!男子挂电话遭多个“呼死你”骚扰[衰]】近日,卢先生在上班时接到一通推销电话,他嘀咕了一句“嫌人”便直接挂断。没成想不一会儿对方又拨过来,开口就骂,挂断后对方还会不停打,实录来自推销者的“呛声报复”↓↓你有遇到过这种奇葩吗[摊手]tRSLgfM ​
[【 this sell too much temper! Man hang up by multiple call dead you harassment [failure]] recently, Mr Roh in received a marketing call at work, he muttered too direct hang up. Not think for a while the other came to dial again, asking it to scold, will hang up after each other constantly, transcript from pusher slogan revenge left left you have met this wonderful work [stand hand] tRSLgfM]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

尼尼刀刀:
    一只鸽子爱上了一个燕子,燕子说。你能在我屋檐下守护天,我就接受你。于是鸽子就在屋檐下了燕子,一天 两天。三天,到了九十九天。鸽子离开了。鸽子妈妈问鸽子,为什么不坚持最后一天。鸽子的答案很感人,我用九十九天证明我的真诚。但我用最一天捍卫了我的尊严。我再稀罕你。对你好。你若不珍惜...全文: m.weibo ​
[A pigeon fell in love with a swallow, said the swallow. Can you under my roof guardian day, I will accept you. So pigeons on the eaves of the swallow, a day for two days. Three days to ninety-nine days. The pigeon left. Pigeons mother asked the birds, why not stick to the last day. The pigeon answer is very moving, I use ninety-nine days to prove my sincerity. But one day I use the most to defend my dignity. I rare you again. Good for you. If you do not cherish... The full text m. eibo]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#盘点女司机尴尬囧事,有时候囧事也能酿成惨案!视频有番外~~[污][污][污][污][舔屏]tRISfe ​
[# # inventory women drivers travel life embarrassed embarrassing, sometimes we also can lead to tragedy! Video has one day ~ ~ [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] [lick screen] tRISfe]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人# @Snowyseven:“女生新手,上班代步,偶尔带全家出行,想买个SUV,最好是德系车,安全稳定性能优良故障少, 油耗较少,万左右,外观好看点,不要太大。谢谢各位了[作揖]。” ​
[# @ # family help family Snowyseven girl, walking to work, occasionally travel with family, want to buy a SUV, had better be ashkenazi car, security and stability of high performance fault, less fuel consumption, less than, good-looking appearance, not too big. Thank you all for the [bowing]. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行:
    旅行拍摄入门相机推荐 | 适合少女们出行的款入门相机,美观又轻巧也能拍摄出很棒的旅行照片,你愿意带它们回家吗? ​
[Introduction to travel photography camera recommended | suits girls travel introduction camera, beautiful light can also shoot the trip of the great photos, would you like to take them home? ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

猫扑:
    妈妈真厉害啊@李大米Lidami 后来妹子了解到,她爸在晓得妹子怀孕后已经同意他们结婚了,全靠她娘一个人撑着按完大的按小的。@李大米Lidami她母亲说要二胎是骗她的,end了。 tRawP
[Mother is really bad @ li rice Lidami sister later learned that her father has agreed to after know sister pregnant they got married, all by her mother a person walked with according to the big according to small. @ li rice Lidami said her mother to a second child is lying to her, the end. tRawP]

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南方都市报:
    深圳上演天空奇景!美![心]tRSzTp
[Shenzhen on sky wonders! The United States! [heart] tRSzTp]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

微博汽车:
    #我与汽车的日常# 带T?!不带T?!自己喜欢就好~ [哈哈]
[# # and my car daily with T? ! Dont take T? ! It is good to oneself like ~ (ha ha)]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

优酷:
    #颤抖吧阿部#wuli外星人朵喵喵一边四处卖萌一边见证历史,原来恐龙灭绝,泰坦尼克撞冰山,奥特喵这些事情都跟朵喵喵有关?[doge]P.S.不过这个走到哪里哪里倒霉的运气也是没谁了![允悲]月日零点,来优酷看朵喵喵能否成功把阿部@安悦溪 抓回朵星~~[坏笑] @颤抖吧阿部
tRSzng ​

[# # trembling, Abe wuli alien flower meow meow show MOE around to witness history, originally the dinosaurs, Titanic hit an iceberg, OTT meow these things related to flower meow? [doge] p.s. But where the go bad luck is no! Allow sad, zero, youku to see flower meow meow success to Abe @ AnYueXi catch back to one star ~ ~ [laugh] @ shaking it Abe < br > tRSzng]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【瘫痪大爷坐轮椅捡瓶子:不忍依赖八旬父母】天坛公园,一位大爷坐在轮椅上,艰难地翻拣垃圾桶里的瓶子。大爷说,他自幼瘫痪,靠父母养活,但“父母越来越大,也需要钱瞧病,光吃父母不落忍”,于是他开始捡瓶子,每天都在最热的时候出来捡,因为那时候瓶子最多。tRIi ​
[【 paralyzed uncle a wheelchair to pick up the bottle to rely on s parents 】 the temple of heaven park, a big ye sitting in her wheelchair, struggled to turn pick trash can in the bottle. Big ye said, he have been paralysed, rely on their parents to feed, but more and more parents, also need money QiaoBing, parents dont LaRen light, so he started to pick up the bottle, in the hottest time come out to pick up every day, because at that time most bottle. tRIi]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【奶爸科比肩扛闺女 驼小女儿“骑大马”实力宠娃[二哈]】科比近日带着妻女在意大利度假,被拍到把小女儿扛在肩头“骑大马”↓↓你科还笑成一朵花↓↓露出一排大白牙!唠嗑还和瓦嫂拿着单反互拍,一家子其乐融融真是羡煞旁人啊↓↓tRSAqhJ ​
[【 dads kobe shouldering the girl Camel spoil her daughter ride Malaysia power ha] [two] Bryant recently with his wife on holiday in Italy, the younger daughter was photographed on the shoulder ride Malaysia left left you also smile as a flower left left to show a row of white teeth. Conversations, and tile sister-in-law took the SLR to slap, harmony of the family is really envy others left left tRSAqhJ o]

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猫扑:
    回复@约么我王者荣耀挂机贼强[思考]@约么我王者荣耀挂机贼强我希望事后他父母能够赔电梯
[Reply @ around yao and I king glory strong hang up a thief [thinking] @ around yao I king glory strong hang up a thief I hope his parents can compensate the elevator]

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谢娜:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 tRSwmM ​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRSwmM]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

微博时尚:
    八月有什么好事?!#微博时尚盛典#重磅来袭啦!还有多个趣味小话题,最时尚的小哥哥小姐姐都在这里~说不好还有你的爱豆~惊不惊喜!意不意外!好运带到你身前,转发本条微博抽名送豪华千元大礼包,拿不拿就看你了!更多活动详情戳下图~ ​
[Whats the good news in August? ! # # weibo fashion festival blockbuster hit! There are more interesting topic, the most fashionable little brother elder sister is here ~ ~ is bad and your love beans isnt surprise! Meaning not surprised! Good luck to you, forward this weibo name send luxury one thousand yuan package, and dont see you! More activity stamp below ~ for details]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【他们在农村墙上涂鸦 村民看了直呼“时尚到家!”[二哈]】提起农村宣传墙,大家可能就会想到各种“致富”标语;然而近日在山西省和顺县许村,来自世界各地的艺术家把涂鸦带到了村里!当外国元素撞上中国风↓↓村头土墙也能有风景如画[笑而不语]↓↓tRSzejn ​
[【 they graffiti on the wall in the countryside The villagers took a call fashion home! ha] [two] about rural propaganda wall, you might think of various kinds of get rich slogan; However recently in shanxi heshun Xu Village, artists from around the world brought doodle to the village! When foreign elements into Chinese wind left left the village head wall can have a picturesque [smiling without a word] left left tRSzejn down]

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猫扑:
    【心痛!拌嘴后情绪激动,小学生持刀对峙爷爷[伤心]】月日,安徽泗县一名小学生因与家人拌嘴后情绪激动,手持菜刀跟爷爷对峙,亲戚邻居都来劝和。当地政府表示,双方没有受伤,已经对孩子进行疏导工作。tRHal ​
[Emotional after 【 heartache! Bicker, pupil knife confrontation grandpa [sad]] month day, si county of anhui province a primary school student after bicker with family emotion, armed with a kitchen knife and grandpa confrontation, relatives and neighbors came to make peace. The local government, said both sides was not injured, has guidance work to the child. tRHal]

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新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 俗话说,相见就是一种缘分!你说是不?
[# # traffic phenomena as the saying goes, meet is a kind of predestination! Dont you say so?]

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