2017年8月4日星期五

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南方都市报:
    潮汕夫妇在深圳北环遭劫?警方调查结果:经济纠纷!tRozev
[Chaoshan couple north ring have been in shenzhen? The police investigation results economic disputes. tRozev]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

优酷:
    #快男鲜看团#@焦迈奇 独家专访来袭[太开心]面对@歌手李健 对自己“儿童乐园”的评价奇叔表示自己要尝试改变,给大家看到一个更多面的自己[憧憬]而谈到和@杨梓鑫 在#快乐男声#中的屡次交手奇叔[doge]tRXKetI ​
[# quick male fresh see group # @ focal Wallaces exclusive interview to face @ singer li [quite happy] Evaluation of his own adventure playground uncle said he will try to change, for everyone to see a lot more the own [hope] but with and @ Yang Zixin repeatedly in the # # happy boys uncle [doge] tRXKetI meetings]

优酷:
    #这世界很酷#【转发赢OPPO大礼包】预祝@OPPO 月日红蓝之夜,R巴萨限量版发布成功! 带话题#OPPO巴萨限量版R#转发微博@优酷 并说出你对这款限量版的期待,即有机会赢得OPPO大礼包(OPPO 自拍杆、小欧公仔、蓝牙耳机)一份!快快行动哦[笑而不语] ​
[# # the world cool wish @ OPPO forward win OPPO package 】 【 red blue night, February nd R Barcelona limited edition release success! Limited edition with topic # OPPO Barcelona forward R# weibo @ youku And say what you hope for this limited edition, which have a chance to win the OPPO package (OPPO from shaft, little doll, bluetooth headset) a! Quick action ohsmiling without a word]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【韩国免税店邀中国网红做宣传 砸百万元仍遭拒】受“萨德”风波影响中国游客锐减,韩国免税店行业遭受重创。韩媒称,为挽回中国金主,免税店业界试图砸数亿韩元(约合百万人民币)邀请中国网红博主们宣传造势,但遭到后者的嫌弃与拒绝↓↓↓tRoZiqC ​
[The South Korea duty free invite China red To hit one million yuan still turned away 】 affected by thad wave of Chinese tourists, South Korea suffered a tax-free shop industry. Korean media said Lord to save Chinas gold, the industry s a tax-free shop trying to hit a hundreds of millions of the won (about millions RMB) invited China red bloggers campaign, but were refused by the latter abandon and left left left tRoZiqC down down down]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【迪丽热巴秒删鹿迪夫妇CP视频 回应:被盗号】今日:分,#迪丽热巴#的微博突然发出了一条视频,该条视频是#鹿晗#和迪丽热巴在《奔跑吧》中的一些未播甜蜜镜头集锦↓↓不过这条微博发出两分钟后就立刻删除。迪丽热巴经纪公司发声明称被盗号→tRSmR ​
[[Dillon heat to delete the second LuDi couple CP video response stolen number 】 today, # # Dillon heat the microblog suddenly made a video, this video is # # Lu Han and Dillon hot in some of the run not planting sweet reel left left but this tweet immediately deleted after a minute or two. Dillon heat the brokerage firm said in a statement - tRSmR number is stolen]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    这么厉害的吗?[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[So much? [doraemon surprised]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【妻子在丈夫手机发现视频 才知自己睡后被反复强奸】英国一位妻子在破译了丈夫手机里的加密软件之后,发现了一个惊人的事实:丈夫在自己熟睡无意识时,对自己实施暴烈的性虐行为↓↓在多段视频中,丈夫甚至放大拍摄了强奸的过程↓↓tRoojW ​
[【 wife after her husband phone find video to know their sleep was repeatedly raped a British wife after decoding the husband phone encryption software, a startling fact was revealed the husband in his unconscious when sleeping, left to their own implementation of violent sexual abuse behavior left in many period of video, her husband and even left left tRoojW filmed rape amplification process]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【走心了老铁!陈伟霆普通话进步神速秘诀竟是这样】出生于香港的陈伟霆的普通话一直不是很好。近日,他出席某发布会,一登场便来了一段近五分钟的演讲,普通话进阶明显,发音也越来越标准。被粉丝大赞“进步很大”。事后他也发了条微博,但有细心粉丝发现了他进步的“玄机”↓↓↓tRoLQw ​
[【 go heart brother! William mandarin at a tremendous rate secret was such 】 the William was born in Hong Kong mandarin has not been very good. Recently, he attended a conference, there came a debut for a period of nearly five minutes, mandarin advanced significantly, also more and more standard pronunciation. By fans praised progress. Afterwards, he also sent a weibo, but a careful fans found his progress mystery left left left tRoLQw down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【连摇摇车也不放过!安徽这仨窃贼没“品”到家了】近日,安徽繁昌县两家商铺报案称,摇摇车内枚硬币不见了。监控显示有人居然开着SUV来撬摇摇车。@繁昌人民卫士 说人打游戏没钱了就盯上了孩子坐的摇摇车[哼]目前涉案两成年人被刑拘[黑线]够油费吗?tRXWTml (via@北京时间 ) ​
[【 even shake car pass! In anhui province, the three thieves didnt goods home 】 recently, the anhui fanchang reported two shops, shake the car coin was gone. Monitoring shows that someone actually open SUV to pry up the car. @ numerous prosperous peoples guardian said people to play the game without money targeting children sit shake car [singing] is currently involved in two adults were detained [black line] enough fuel? TRXWTml (via @ (Beijing time)]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    当妈的真是好魄力[作揖]@李大米Lidami后来妹子了解到,她爸在晓得妹子怀孕后已经同意他们结婚了,全靠她娘一个人撑着按完大的按小的。@李大米Lidami她母亲说要二胎是骗她的,end了。 tRawP
[When mom is really good drive [bowing] @ li rice Lidami sister later learned that her father has agreed to after know sister pregnant they got married, all by her mother a person walked with according to the big according to small. @ li rice Lidami said her mother to a second child is lying to her, the end. tRawP]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 雨天路滑,超速会让车的附着力难以控制,变成这样↓↓↓所以雨天路滑的时候驾车要_____________!tRoPFdC ​
[# # vientiane traffic rainy days on slippery, can let the car speeding adhesion is difficult to control, become like this left left left so rainy days on slippery when driving to __________________! tRoPFdC]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家家新车#【全新外观设计 新款凯迪拉克XTS实车曝光】日前,有国内媒体在海外拍摄到一组新款凯迪拉克XTS的实车图。新车针对外观进行了升级调整,更加具有家族化设计风格。据了解,其国产版车型也有望在今年月开幕的广州车展上正式亮相。tRoPLI ​
[# every new car # 【 new appearance design new Cadillac endears real vehicle exposure 】 recently, domestic media in overseas to a set of new Cadillac endears real vehicle figure. New car with the upgrade of appearance in adjustment, more family-based design style. It is understood that the domestic version of the models are expected to formally in the opening of the guangzhou auto show this month. tRoPLI]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #火星情报局#最新预告曝光啦,本周特工们受到了灵魂级的拷问!他们回答了什么让@薛之谦 话筒都吓掉了?!这紧张刺激的氛围让优酷君肾上激素直飙,让我们一起坐等周六的火星大戏吧!tRSnSFy ​
[# # Mars cia latest forecast exposure, this week the agents are the soul of torture! What did they answer to make @ my show Took off my microphone? ! This exciting atmosphere make youku jun on the kidney hormone straight up, lets wait for drama on Saturday, Mars! tRSnSFy]

微博汽车:
    #我与汽车的日常# 月日上午时许,上海杨浦区黄兴路国权东路路口,一名男子携带的几万元现金被一阵大风吹得散落一地。而现场的多名热心市民纷纷停下脚步,帮忙将散落在路口的现金捡拾回来。网友:为这样的国民素质点赞 [赞] tRScfKH ​
[# # and my car daily on the morning of February nd PM, Shanghai yangpu district) the kingdom east road intersection, a man carrying tens of thousands of dollars in cash is a gust of wind blowing on the floor. And the more enthusiastic people are stopped, scattering in the intersection will help pick up cash back. Net friend thumb up for such a national quality [who] tRScfKH]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【迪丽热巴秒删鹿迪夫妇CP视频 回应:被盗号】今日:分,#迪丽热巴#的微博突然发出了一条视频,该条视频是#鹿晗#和迪丽热巴在《奔跑吧》中的一些未播甜蜜镜头集锦↓↓不过这条微博发出两分钟后就立刻删除。迪丽热巴经纪公司声明全文↓↓↓tRSsrzQ ​
[[Dillon heat to delete the second LuDi couple CP video response stolen number 】 today, # # Dillon heat the microblog suddenly made a video, this video is # # Lu Han and Dillon hot in some of the run not planting sweet reel left left but this tweet immediately deleted after a minute or two. Dillon heat and brokerage statement left left left tRSsrzQ down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    大胸弟肯定是抽到了吧。。。。。。
[Big brother must be in......]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报:
    【心好累!调查显示:应届毕业生近成工资用于交房租[泪]】近期一份报告显示,.%的应届毕业生需要租房,深圳应届毕业生租房开支占到月均工资收入%。租房选择上,“价格便宜”是最主要的考量因素,占比达.%。[伤心]据了解,深圳月份一居室整租均价达到元,福田区领衔全市达到元,南山...全文: m.weibo ​
[The heart is very tired! Survey graduates nearly into salary to pay the rent in [tears]], according to a recent report. % of graduates need to rent a house, shenzhen graduates rent spending of the average monthly wage income %. Rental choice, cheap is the main factor, proportion of. %. [sad] learned, to an average of yuan, a bedroom rental in shenzhen futian district, led the city to yuan, nan shan... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【杨迪自曝曾被圈内人骗 公开要债指名道姓放狠话】近日,在某综艺节目中,杨迪在录制现场谈到“借钱不还”这一话题,难忍心中气愤,自曝曾被圈内人骗,被借钱长达年不还。杨迪甚至不顾录制,公开喊出当事人名字,[污]竟然是她↓↓↓tRSFvrk ​
[Revealed the yandi was insider trick to public debt name put malicious words 】 recently, in a variety show, yandi at the scene of the record when it comes to borrow money didnt also this topic, hard to bear to angry, he has been insider trick, also not be to borrow money for years. Yandi even regardless of the recording, shout out the name publicly, [pollution] it was her left left left tRSFvrk down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

MIUI:
    支持智能辅助侦测,能追踪跟拍动态物体的大方摄像机,喜欢么?转发再加送台!
[Can support intelligent auxiliary detection, tracking and dynamic objects generous camera, like? Forward to add to send!]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

猫扑:
    [费解][费解]@玺上眉梢的眉梢 让我想起了曾经有人考过后在考场激动大叫也被取消了成绩[doge]
[[difficult] [difficult] @ seal choosing their eyebrows Reminds me of someone once in the examination room after the exam also cancelled excited shout performance [doge]]

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猫扑:
    日清UFO炒面的最新广告......你们对中华风..或者上海是不是有什么误解[费解]tRaLUJD ​
[Nissin UFO chow mein the latest AD... You on the wind.. Is there any misunderstanding or Shanghai [difficult] tRaLUJD]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    [衰][衰]
[[failure] [failure]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #超级剧集镇魂街# 文则虽去,虎痴定会奋勇当先!许褚请求出山为wuli于禁报仇,大锤锤你胸口[嘻嘻]送对面一套土豪套餐,大锤,大锤,大锤…..#镇魂街脑洞办#
tRSeOG ​

[# # super series azraell street article, though, valiant HuChi will draw! Xu chu mountain request for wuli in the revenge, sledge hammer across the chest (hee hee) you send a set of local tyrants, hammer, hammer, hammer... .. Do # # azraell street imagination < br > tRSeOG]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国千叶县市川市动物园发布了一段视频:“晚高峰”时段,豚鼠们一个挨一个挨一个挨一个挨一个地排队着急回家吃饭,场面十分焦灼,随时可能发生追屁事故[爱你] tRSryw ​
[Chiba prefecture city sichuan city zoo released a video afternoon rush hours, guinea pigs were one by one by one to one by one to line up in a hurry to go home to have a meal, scene is very anxious, accidents can occur at any time after fart tRSryw love you []]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【马蓉被曝举家移民澳洲 或将带走个孩子】据“全明星探”报道,近日有网友爆料,马蓉向某公司申请投资澳洲移民,而且手续已经通过了初步的审核。马蓉移民走的是c项目,属于澳洲富豪级移民投资,很可能带着个孩子移民澳洲↓↓马蓉移民更多细节披露↓↓tRSrWLV ​
[[Anita had family migrated to Australia or will take away a child] all-star agent reported, a netizen has recently, Anita to a company to apply for investment immigration Australia, had passed the preliminary review and formalities. Anita immigrants are c project, investment is Australias immigration, is likely to bring a child immigrants left left Anita Australia more details left left tRSrWLV]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

薛蛮子:
    @桂曙光尽快报名,名额有限,.-月底见!@薛蛮子 @王坤亮
[@ GuiShuGuang sign up as soon as possible, limited places,. - see the end of the month! @ xue barbarian @ Wang Kunliang]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#不瞒你说,wuli秋水@张一山 一看就是属猴的,被#一被子的兄弟#追打时,说上树就上树根本不带犹豫的[笑cry]赶脚那些年男同学的课间游戏好像都这么“暴力”tRSBZpF ​
[# # spring breeze miles as you to tell you the truth, wuli colchicine @ yishan zhang A see be a monkey, the # # chased a quilt brother, said on the tree is on the tree root without hesitation [laugh cry] at recess male students in those years the game seems to be so tRSBZpF violence]

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛看来部队调动已经完成了,开打在即。@韩广斌- 半夜发声?
[@ old pig looks troop movements has been finished, will start soon. @ Han Guangbin - sound in the middle of the night?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    一些超厉害的“旧T恤大改造”方法!第一个就好炫酷……马住以后试试[doge]
tRSjCU ​

[Some of the super powerful old t-shirts big transformation way! It is good to the first cool... Horses live later try [doge] < br > tRSjCU]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛转发微博
[@ old pig forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛长期来看,跟一个伊斯兰国家结盟是坏事。
[@ old had pig in the long term, with an islamic state alliance is a bad thing.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    魏派VV定义自主品牌新高度,开创轻奢新格局。#见证WEY来#
[Wei sent VV definition independent brand new height, create a new pattern of light and decoration. # # witness WEY to]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛我一直在说,白酒是个不断萎缩的市场,但茅台能够抢走别的品牌市场份额。
[@ old pig I have been saying that white is a shrinking market, but moutai can take other brand market share.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛SNAP远远没有TWTR有价值
[@ old had pig SNAP far from TWTR valuable]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人