Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    爸：我玩传奇我砍死你...同一个东北同一个爹[允悲]
[Dad I play legend I chop down dead you... One northeast one dad [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    发表了博文《苹果服务业务成财报亮点+年营收已稳超Facebook》tRiGaP ​
[Published a blog post the apple services business into a results window + years of revenue has been steady over Facebook tRiGaP]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    小蛮腰扭起来[doge]
[Small pretty waist twisting up [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
    【岁男孩求救称自己爸妈死了 结果竟救下条人命[鼓掌]】美国一名岁小男孩在清晨点时，赤脚走了两个街区去祖父家，告诉祖父，他的父母死了。警方赶到小男孩的家，被眼前一幕惊呆了↓↓非常奇妙的是，正是因为岁小男孩的英勇举动，竟意外救下了个人的性命↓↓tRihVR ​
[The old boy distress said his parents died Results had saved lives [applause.] 】 the United States a year old little boy o clock in the morning, barefoot walk two blocks to grandfathers house, tell grandfather, his parents died. Police rushed to the little boys home, was astonished by the sight scene left left down is very wonderful, it is because the old boys heroic act, unexpectedly accidentally left left tRihVR and save the personal life]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
    苹果市值亿美元，希望早日过万亿，突破资本市场的一个极限[心][鲜花][作揖] ​
[Apples market value of $, hope trillions, break through the capital market of a limit [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    [摊手]@giggle花 这………？？？还有个小鲜肉男友？？？？ tRJFVW
[[stand hand] @ giggle spend this......... ????? There is a little fresh boyfriend?????? tRJFVW]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛好吧，我是张无忌。[允悲][允悲]@童童qiu张韶涵？张涵予？张馨予？张含韵？张歆艺？张予曦？张雨绮？ tRfwYS
[@ old pig ok, I am zhang mowgli. [allow sad] [allow sad] @ tong tong qiu, Angela? Zhang? Jenny? Finisher zhang hanyun? Zhang Xinyi? Zhang to the sunrise? Kitty zhang? tRfwYS]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
    #夜福利# 更年轻 更动感 中华V ​
[# # night welfare more dynamic young Chinese V]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    #超级剧集镇魂街#里曹玄亮@黄天崎 的厨艺不知道师承哪家，居然会做英国的黑暗料理——仰望星空派！[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]心疼曹家兄弟俩，但还是想问@汪东城 和@安悦溪 ，豌豆炒橘子好吃吗？[哈哈] [哈哈] [哈哈] @超级剧集镇魂街，来#镇魂街#脑洞办说说你见过的黑暗料理呗 ​
[In Cao Xuanliang @ # # super series azraell street Huang Tianqi cook didnt know from which would be the dark cuisine - looking at the stars send! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] love cao home two brothers, but I still want to ask @ jiro and @ AnYueXi, Fried peas the orange delicious? [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] @ super series azraell street, to # # azraell street imagination about you seen dark cooking bai]

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛→_→@蔡小心我操你妈的@淮南公安在线 ！你们是叛党乱臣贼子！@为何放弃你转发微博 tRfoSt
[@ old pig - _ - @ CAI careful I fuck your mother @ huainan public security online! You are the conspirators traitors and villains! @ why give up your forwarding microblogging tRfoSt]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛一起先来干翻 @莫迪总理 ！
[@ old had pig together first come out @ modi prime minister!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    你上一段恋情是怎么结束的 ​​？ ​
[How do you end a relationship is? ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    吃大餐，住豪宅....这就是仓鼠哥Vanilla的幸福日常[小黄人剪刀手]所有的食物都是主人特制的迷你缩小美食，看的人都流口水...豪宅多到住不过来...真是个人比鼠，气死人的时代[二哈]tRVhN ​
[Eating dinner, live a person of extraordinary powers curtilage... This is the happy hamster elder brother Vanilla daily [yellow people scissorhands] all the food is master special mini narrow food, watches the mouth water... A person of extraordinary powers curtilage more to live dont come... Is personal than mice, [two ha] tRVhN exasperating era]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛请不要冻结他和乐粉们的梦想。。。
[@ old had pig please dont freeze him and powder of dream...]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛@来去之间[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊]@paingod[doge]倒计时
[@ old had pig @ come between [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] @ paingod doge countdown]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛[拳头][good][加油]@任仁雄虽然我国不是判例法的法律体系，但希望此案能成为市场监管治理的一个判例。让造假者付出应有的代价。
[@ old had pig [fist] [good] [oil] @ Ren Renxiong although not case law legal system in China, but hope the case can be market supervision management of a case. Let the counterfeiters pay cost.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛平安该举牌的是腾讯、阿里和茅台。
[@ old pig peace sign is the tencent, ali and maotai.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    🙏[作揖]@老曾阿牛抗日英雄永垂不朽!
[🙏[作揖]@老曾阿牛抗日英雄永垂不朽!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [赞]@老曾阿牛回复@放牛班的春天iam 平安也看好啊，但平安是大白马，推荐的人多了去。@放牛班的春天iam老牛不是买平安的吗
[[who] have @ old pig reply @ les choristes iam peace also bullish, but peace is a big white horse, recommended by more people. @ les choristes iam cow not buy peace]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @用户：这是山东省政府的统一安排，总共家企业，东阿阿胶补贴.亿，比万华还多[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][作揖]
[@ users this is the government of shandong province unified arrangement, a total of companies, the company subsidies. Million, more than wanhua [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    【神医用气功给葛优拔牙被围攻 不认为自己是骗子】“葛优接受气功拔牙”的视频走红，视频中，气功大师对葛优运气发功后，在其后脑勺上用力一拍，葛优咳嗽两声，一段牙根就吐了出来。面对网友的质疑，气功大师说，如果我是骗子，把人家的牙拔坏了，我的牙早被人打掉了↓↓tRJsSWd ​
[The imperial doctor use qigong to siege GeYouBa teeth Dont think Im a liar] ge you accept qigong tooth extraction video, video, qigong masters to ge you luck after pump it, in its force a clap on the back of the head, ge you cough two sound, a root just spit it out. In the face of netizens questioned, qigong master said, if I am a liar, the somebody elses broken teeth, my teeth were knocked out early left left tRJsSWd]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【神医用气功给葛优拔牙被围攻 不认为自己是骗子】“葛优接受气功拔牙”的视频走红，视频中，气功大师对葛优运气发功后，在其后脑勺上用力一拍，葛优咳嗽两声，一段牙根就吐了出来。面对网友的质疑，气功大师说，如果我是骗子，把人家的牙拔坏了，我的牙早被人打掉了↓↓tRJsSWd ​
[The imperial doctor use qigong to siege GeYouBa teeth Dont think Im a liar] ge you accept qigong tooth extraction video, video, qigong masters to ge you luck after pump it, in its force a clap on the back of the head, ge you cough two sound, a root just spit it out. In the face of netizens questioned, qigong master said, if I am a liar, the somebody elses broken teeth, my teeth were knocked out early left left tRJsSWd]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    @天高云淡zhy：新疆去清真化尽心尽力，宁夏等清真化如火如荼！
[@ zhy day xinjiang to halal committed, ningxia halal, such as swing.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @一直务农：有一天汉族成为少数民族，回族能不能给我们优待？
[@ has been farming one day han become ethnic minorities, the hui nationality can give us discount?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也@沃伦彼得@傅喻这段视频中，巴菲特这样说：“有时候很多个月，我根本就没有想法，还有其它一些时期，就像年那样，我真的有各种事可以做，我觉得会是很好的盈利机会。而现在并不是这样。 。这段对话让我想到了九十年代末，巴菲特那段著名的业绩逆转的故事。
[@ good Joe fields is also Peter @ @ warren fu yu in this period of video, buffett said sometimes many months, I have no idea, there are some other times, like years, I really have all kinds of things can do, I think will be very good profit opportunities. And now is not the case.. This dialogue reminded me of the late ninety s, buffett famous performance reversal story.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也@范剑平→_→@茶人悟茶→_→@Verttu@王星WX@耿直的VX收割老年人房产的高利贷人员此刻正在炫富。而报道问题的媒体却被骚扰。 tRMGUg
[@ good Joe fields is also @ Mr Fan > _ > @ tea people enlightenment - _ - @ Verttu @ wang WX @ the upright VX harvest the elderly housing loan sharks personnel is flaunt wealth at the moment. And the media reported problem is being harassed. tRMGUg]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转进！@股道热肠也铁肩担道义，妙手著文章，功利在其中，不以功利名。@股市潜道者@股道热肠也贾的兄长也这么有钱。情怀无非功利！都是逗你玩的。
[@ good Joe fields is also turn into! @ fields is good Joe iron shoulders to moral, also experienced the article, the utility in it, not in name of utilitarianism. @ stocks dive way @ good Joe fields is also jia elder brother also has so much money. Feelings is nothing but the utility! Is playing with you.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也山西是关云长千里走单骑的山西，山西是晋商童叟无欺的山西。是尧舜禹的山西，是杨家将的山西。不还钱给人家，甭提和我是老乡！@俗世-凡生股总，他丢了你们山西人的脸啊，以前晋商银号可是以诚信行走天下的@股道热肠也但凡要脸的，卖掉一套房子就先把这些小供货商的💰还了。
[@ fields is also good Joe is kuan Trinidad for performers in shanxi Shanxi Province, Shanxi Province is the shanxi jin merchants kid sou have no deceit. Is YaoShunYu shanxi, shanxi Yang warrior. Dont also money to somebody else, lift and I am a person of hometown! @俗世-凡生股总，他丢了你们山西人的脸啊，以前晋商银号可是以诚信行走天下的@股道热肠也但凡要脸的，卖掉一套房子就先把这些小供货商的💰还了。]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也中国的伟大复兴是必然的，勤劳聪明的中国人，只要不内战，不被外族入侵屠杀，就一定是世界上最牛的名族！没有之一。人太少的比的价值不大。
[@ good Joe fields is also Chinas great revival is inevitable, the industrious and intelligent Chinese people, as long as not civil war, not butchered by foreign invasions, it must be the best in the world in the name of the family! No one. Too few were of little value.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也在安徽，淮南人以强悍著称！
[@ good Joe fields is also in huainan, anhui province is famous for its strong!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也开始数一二三啦！
[@ good Joe fields is also began to count the !]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#的哥连闯红灯未救回重病小孩：尽力了！为司机的行为点赞！tRMeQ ​
[# # travel lifes not even the red light rescue critically ill children do your best! Thumb up for the drivers behavior! tRMeQ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    为小男孩点赞[good][good]
[Thumb up for little boy [good] [good]]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    @股道热肠也看看这些垃圾白人！中国人是弱者，到处都是准备要你一口的狼人！
[@ good Joe fields is also look at these white garbage! The Chinese are weak, ready to bite you everywhere a werewolf!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @七彩鱼：应该感谢二战后的世界和平，没有一个稳定的国际社会，都不会有好的发展。另外，中国的落后，让西方根本不会想到会有崛起的可能，感谢老一辈，抓住前苏联狠狠地补了一顿大餐。
[@ discus fish thanks to the peace of the world after world war ii, without a stable international society, there will be a good development. In addition, Chinas backwardness, the west dont think there will be a rise, thanks to the older generation, seize the former Soviet union to fill a big meal.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人