都说 喝酒不要超过六分醉，
吃饭不要超过七分饱，
爱人不超过八分情，
但大多数人经常都是喝醉，吃撑，再爱成傻逼
结局就是吐一身，长一堆肉，被抛弃
[Is said to drink no more than six points, < br > to have a meal not more than seven minutes full, < br > love no more than eight, < br > but most of them are often drunk, overeating, love again silly force < br > end is spitting, long a pile of meat, were abandoned]
我不想做人了
赵雷Z：最近因为工作的原因常熬夜，没能跟着太阳走，产生了负能量。在台上歌没唱好，想表达的意思也没说清楚，造成了不好的影响。向沈阳站来听我唱歌的朋友们道歉、向S.A.G的兄弟们以及京奇非凡的朋友们道歉、向街声和威驰道歉、向我的团队道歉、也向老爷子道歉。路是自己选的，在接下来的日子里我会调整好自
[Often stay up late because of my job recently, failed to follow the sun, has a negative energy. Songs on the stage cant sing good, want to express the meaning is not clear, caused the bad influence. Shenyang station to apologize to listen to my friends to sing, to S.A.G brothers and Beijing special friends to apologize, apologize to street and vios, apologize to my team, also apologized to the old. Road is their choice, in the following days I will adjust good since]
工作请洽：zlmusic@vip. 微博：@小齐不冥想
人民日报：#正青春#【—周岁青年：你今天其实有半天假！】从来都没听说过？国务院公布的《全国年节及纪念日放假办法》中明确规定，青年节(月日)，周岁以上的青年放假半天。国务院法制办曾明确，“青年节”放假适用人群为至周岁。这条微博，请一定转发给身边岁以下的青年！
[# # is youth 【 youth - one full year of life you actually have a half-day off today! Never heard of it? The state council published the whole nation year section and fete have a holiday method in specific provision, youth day (month), or take half-day off of youth. Legislative affairs office of the state council had explicitly, applicable people as to the age of youth day holiday. This tweet, please forward to side under the age of youth! ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
思想聚焦：爸爸们给女儿扎头发，麻麻不在家，粑粑是这样给我扎头发滴。[笑cry]
[Dads give daughter a hair, hemp is not at home, BaBa so give me a hair drops. [laughing cry]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
xminminminxx：这件压褶连衣裙面料我特喜欢 顺顺滑滑 穿上感到凉快又透气 没什么负担又好穿 套上就出门了 相当适合夏天了 胸前和腰上的抽绳设计也很好看
红和灰都各有特色 你喜欢哪个颜色呀 留言里面选⃣️位下凡的仙女宝宝送
[This pressure sliding fold dress fabric I like she Put on the cool and breathable No burden, nice wear on go out is quite good for the summer Chest and waist line design is also very good < br > red and gray are each has its own characteristics Which color do you like Message within ⃣ ️ a descent fairy baby]
静如瘫痪 动如癫痫
央视新闻：【正在直播！关注北京全市性扬沙天气】我国北方再次出现大范围沙尘天气，今日，北京发生全市性扬沙，能见度明显下降。中央气象台举行新闻发布会，对此次沙尘天气的发展趋势做详细介绍和解读。沙从哪里来？什么时候空气能转好？看直播！ tRaZUg .
[[is live! Attention the weather citywide micrometeorology Beijing] a lot of dust weather in north China again, today, Beijing citywide micrometeorology, markedly reduced visibility. The national meteorological center held a press conference, the development trend of the sand and dust weather do detailed introduction and interpretation. The sand come from? When can the air turned for the better? See live! TRaZUg.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
Happy张江：夏天到了，泄露天机的招，蚊子一个都不敢进你房间！m了肯定用的上[good]tRaZWkq
[Summer arrived, reveal its maw, a mosquito cant into your room! M sure use [good] tRaZWkq on]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
我的朋友是个呆B：一生都在经受着虐待与忽视，无比惧怕人类。但在这些好心人的努力和陪伴下，这只小狗终于开始了自己崭新的生活，体会着温柔的感觉[心]
tRaZy
[Spent his life suffering from abuse and neglect, very afraid of humans. But in these kind of effort and accompanied by, the puppy finally started his new life, feel the tender feeling [heart] < br > tRaZy]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
我的前任是个极品：人类真是太讨厌啦！！
[Humans are so hate!! ]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
贾乃亮：开工喽，今天要被扔进地牢[二哈]
[Starts, today is going to be thrown into a dungeon ,]
工作事宜 请联络经纪人 @郭红波 guohongbo@或jianailiang@
说给女孩儿听的话：不好看的女生是如何变美的？哈哈[笑cry][笑cry]
[How beautiful is not good-looking girl? Ha ha [smile cry] [laugh cry]]
中国新闻网：【央视曝光！赴韩游客频被宰：出租车故意绕远 民宿漫天要价】近日，央视曝光赴韩游客频频被宰，打车司机故意绕远路，民宿漫天要价、相同菜单不同价，外国人吃饭更贵等乱象…据韩国政府调查报告显示，去年赴韩外国游客的回头率从%下滑到%。这样的韩国游，你会去吗？@央视财经 tRaZHYW
[【 CCTV exposure! Tourist to Korea frequency was kill taxi longer on purpose Home stay wild speculations 】 recently, CCTV exposure to tourists at slaughter, a taxi driver intentionally, the long way home stay facility on wild speculations, menus, same price, foreigners such as eat more expensive mess... , according to south Korean government survey last year to foreign visitors coming back from % drop to %. Like South Korea, where would you go? @ CCTV tRaZHYW of finance and economics]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
极品爆料王：小朋友这熟练的舞步，看来是得到了奶奶的真传[笑cry]tRaZLo
[Children this skilled movements, seems to be the grandmother of chuan tRaZLo [laugh cry]]
你开心就好
冷笑话精选：有个强大的女朋友是种怎样的体验？帅炸了！看完突然好想被保护[doge]tRaZLCx
[There is a strong girl friend is a kind of what kind of experience? Handsome burst! Finish see suddenly really want to be protected doge tRaZLCx]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
电影工厂：无法抗拒的新垣结衣，治愈女神啊~[爱你]tRavAjG
[Unable to resist the new garment walls, the goddess of healing ~ love you [] tRavAjG]
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
娱大神：五月天济南演唱会前被警方约见，开会教育哈哈哈哈
[Mayday jinan singing was met by the police before the meeting, the meeting education ha ha ha ha]
八卦明星丨点评娱乐圈丨综艺影视资讯丨工作邮箱：yuledashen@
宝榛的动物园儿ww：日本有一名网友养了两只狗狗~分别是岁的こてつ和岁的なむ，虽然两位感情很好但是常常会互咬嘴边肉[笑cry][笑cry]救命啦你们当对方是麻薯吗！还拉那么长！总之诸位来感受一下他俩在一起的迷之画风吧.....
[Japanese have a net friend have two dog dog ~ are old こ て つ and old な む, although the two feelings is very good but often bite mouth meat [laugh cry] [laugh cry] help you when the other party is hemp potatoes! Also pulled so long! Anyhow you to feel the fan painting style of them together... ]
❤欢迎不能养宠物的前来望梅止渴==|饲养宠物前需慎重|可爱的野生动物相关|求圣母绕道|有要事戳私信❤
孟小发的生活：作为吃瓜群众的一员，就弱弱地说一句：比武输赢都是自个的事儿，别动不动绑架“中华文明”“传统文化”，五千年的碑谁都背不起。
[As a member of the eat the melon masses, weak weak ground to say jousting winning or losing is its thing, dont fly into a rage at the kidnapping traditional culture, Chinese civilization monuments, who cant afford to back in five thousand. ]
故宫博物院：#我在故宫看展览##中法珍宝艺术展#这条“玛丽-露易丝皇后哥特风格腰带”之所以被称为“哥特式”，是因为它沿袭了中世纪女士长腰带的风格，从腰部一直垂到裙摆。这件配饰镶嵌一枚古希腊罗马浮雕宝石，展现了文艺之神阿波罗在帕纳塞斯山战胜巨蟒皮同的场景（巨蟒就倒在他脚边）。
[# I see the show at the Palace Museum treasures method art in # # # the queen Mary - Louise gothic style belt is called gothic, the style of the medieval women because it followed a long belt, descended from the waist to the skirt. Deserve to act the role of a Mosaic pieces of ancient Greek and Roman cameo, it shows the Apollo, the god of literature and art in parnassus victory over python skin with scene (python fell at his feet. ]
故宫博物院是以明清两代皇宫和宫廷旧藏文物为基础建立起来的，以宫廷建筑群、古代艺术品及宫廷文化史迹为主要展示内容的大型综合性国家博物馆。
趣闻搞笑：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈蓝衣服有表演天赋，看了好几遍[笑cry]奥斯卡欠你一座小金人！[偷笑] tRaZEY .
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha blue dress has acting talent, saw several times [laugh cry] Oscar owe you a statuette. [laughing] tRaZEY.]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
我和表妹的极品事：东北最牛老师张雪峰告诉你：东北姑娘和南方姑娘的不同，南北差异还是挺大的 . . .. 哈哈哈哈，全程高能，笑死了[笑cry] [笑cry]tRaPeKy
[Northeast best teacher Zhang Xuefeng tell you the northeast girl and southern girl is different, the north-south differences are high.... Ha ha ha ha, high-energy, smile dead [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRaPeKy]
走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q
季箐：能理解和照顾到你所有细小的情绪的人，太迷人了吧。
[Can understand and take care of all your small mood, too attractive. ]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】
二逼青年这样过：主人，还能好好的玩耍吗？哈哈哈哈简直太过分了！[笑cry][笑cry]
[Master, can play well? Ha ha ha ha is too much! [laughing cry] [laugh cry]]
你快乐吗？不快乐时，看看二逼青年是怎么过的。
北美吐槽君：交往一年的男朋友竟然离过婚，还有个女儿
[Contacts boyfriend had divorced a year, and a daughter]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
娱乐情报媛：史上最性感数学老师，抖森读个圆周率都可以这么迷人，要是有这样的数学老师。。。[色]tRaZL
[Historys most sexy and math teacher, shaking, read a PI can be so attractive, if there is such a math teacher... [color] tRaZL]
新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～
猫扑：【当各种职业遇到的无理取闹消顾客时....】感觉做服务行业喉咙好痛啊[笑cry]tRazeKSa
[【 when various unreasonable professional meet customer elimination... 】 Service industry throat hurts you feeling tRazeKSa [laugh cry]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
董新尧：在悉尼的最后一天，明天一早飞机回国。
再见啦，这座繁华却极其干净的城市。
给你们买了很多小礼物，一共五十多份。
希望明天海关不会开箱检查…
要是被扣押了，我是会骂人的…
[In Sydney, the last day of the plane to return early tomorrow morning. < br > good night, busy but very clean city. < br > to you bought a lot of small gift, a total of more than . < br > hope customs will not unpacking check tomorrow... < br > if was detained, I will be call names... ]
魔力盒MCN旗下成员。《董新尧恶搞》每周微博更新｛每期花絮—信公众号：dongxinyao ｝工作联系微信：dara邮箱：mcn_co@xinpianchang
人民网：【超…超载！核载人 实载人！[震惊]】“个，个，个……个！”月日，重庆，民警查获一辆核载人的依维柯小型普通客车，包含司机竟塞下名成人！戳↓看现场！（央视）tRaZmcL
[The overload ultra... nuclear manned real manned! [shocked]] a, a, a...! Month day, chongqing, civilian police seized a nuclear manned iveco small ordinary passenger cars, contains the driver could name under adult! Look at the site stamp left! (CCTV) tRaZmcL]
报道全球 传播中国
财经网：【男子网上招嫖嫖到妻子 对方开价小时元】阿强闲来无事网上招嫖，“鸡头”开价“元一个小时”，他觉得价格不算太贵，便同意了。看到“鸡头”传来的“服务员”照片时，阿强惊呆了：女子正是他在外地打工的老婆。他打电话质问老婆究竟在外打什么工？老婆承认她认识“鸡头”。阿强规劝她回家，而老
[【 online recruiting piao piao to his wife, you pay the man hours yuan 】 he spare nothing online to the tactics, the head of a dog than the tail of a lion offer yuan an hour, he think the price is not too expensive, he agreed. See the head of a dog than the tail of a lion waiter from the photos, he was shocked the woman is his wife in working. He asked the wife what outstanding play workers call? The wife admitted that she knows the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. He persuaded her to go home, and the old]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
不二大叔说：卧槽！转发这个微博，昵称后面就会带上一个猫咪后缀哦！#感觉自己萌萌哒#[喵喵]
[Oh, my gosh! Forwarding this weibo, nickname will bring a cat behind the suffix oh! # # feel cutemeow meow]
公举号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值QQ
皇马新闻：估计很多小伙伴昨晚都看了吧...
@冠军欧洲CCTV 昨天节目的《今日之星C罗：完美独角戏》
“我恳求大家不要嘘我，因为我始终全力以赴，一如既往。”
@皇家马德里足球俱乐部 @Mr_ChildrenX
#马德里德比#
tRaZqFNI
[Estimates that a lot of friend watched last night... < br > < br > @ champion European CCTV show yesterday todays star cristiano ronaldo perfect monologue < br > < br > I begged you not to boo me, because I always try my best, as they always do. < br > < br > @ @ Mr_ChildrenX real Madrid football club < br > < br > # Madrid Derby # < br > < br > tRaZqFNI]
小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。公共号：realmadridcf_news。
笑话：快到了，教你如何用八十块俘获女神。赶紧get起，万一用上了呢！[doge]
[Is coming soon, to teach you how to use eighty pieces of capture goddess. Get up quickly, using the one thousand! [doge]]
笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！ 欢迎投稿！合作互推Q
新浪娱乐：【刘翔谈再遇初恋吴莎：重逢是最好的邂逅】与葛天闪婚闪离，和初恋吴莎再次复合，刘翔的感情经历一直被外界关注。昨天她在节目与鲁豫聊起再次重逢吴莎，眼圈泛红深情告白：重逢是最好的邂逅，我觉得她就是会陪伴我一生白头偕老的人。而他也表示对两人感情的波折，曾有怪过自己→tRaZyYwa
[[liu talk again meet first love Wu Sha reunion is best met with ge days flash from the flash marriage, and first love Wu Sha composite again, liu xiang has always been attention to emotional experience. Yesterday she in a reunion with luyu about Wu Sha, rim of the eye red love conversation reunion is the best, I think she is the man who can accompany me life grow old together. And he said that the feelings of the twists and turns, two people have blame yourself - tRaZyYwa]
新浪娱乐
腾讯视频：【燃情五四】#最具正能量男主# 腾讯视频“追爱季”的每一位男主身上都散发着激励你前行的正能量，这也是每位爱豆带给粉丝的精神力量：#追你的热爱不负好时光# ！那么，我们的“追爱季”男主里你最喜欢哪种青年精神？☞tRaZLyg
[# the most positive energy, the May th movement 】 【 male master # tencent video chasing love season of every male master motivate you to advance the positive energy, this also is each love beans gives fans spirit power # # chasing your love is not a good time! So, we chasing love season whats your favourite kind of young men the Lord spirit? ☞ tRaZLyg]
腾讯视频（v.qq）定位于中国领先的综合视频门户，内容以电影、电视剧、综艺为主，同时发力诸多维度频道运营，最大限度贴合用户在线视频观看需要。
