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人民网：
    今天小长假最后一天，说说你为什么要早起？[哈欠] ​​​
[Small long vacation last day today, why do you want to get up early? [yawn]]

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北美吐槽君：
    “男友家突然一夜暴富，我该何去何从” ​​​
[Her boyfriend home suddenly overnight, should I go]

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三口看片儿：
    你这么早就醒啦？ ​​​
[You wake up so early? ​​​]

我没更时，找我可以来我的卫星公举号：sankou

延参法师：
    要么我们去驾驭生命，要么是生命驾驭我们。至于谁是坐骑， 谁是骑师，取决于我们自己的心态。一个健全的心态比一百种智慧更有力量。早安。 ​​​
[Either we go to rein in life, or is harness our life. As to who is the mount, who is the jockey, depend on our own state of mind. A healthy state of mind has the power to more than one hundred kinds of wisdom. Good morning. ​​​]

作家

双鱼座蜜语：
    【追求双鱼座秘籍】小蜜蜜把攻略给你们找到了，准到扎心，[酷][酷][酷]老铁们，快抱走[爱你][爱你]你们是这样的鱼儿吗~~[doge] ​​​​
[Pursuit of Pisces secret 】 【 small honey honey give you find the guide, to the heart, [cool] [cool] [cool] the old iron, quick huglove you love you you are a fish like this ~ ~ [doge]]

多愁善感怎么了，爱我你怕了么？！欢迎和我分享你的双鱼故事~欢迎添加卫星xianguainimen

书画界：
    梨花淡白柳深青，柳絮飞时花满城。 惆怅东栏一株雪，人生看得几清明。《东栏梨花》宋·苏轼。更多精彩内容敬请关注：@书画界 #文房四宝##书画界##书画知识大全# ​​​​
[Pear flower pale white willow green, deep lau sui fei in the city. Melancholy east bar one individual plant snow, life is to see a few. East column ewha song dynasty, su shi. More wonderful content attention please @ # painting industry four treasures draw knowledge of # # # # # painting industry]

懂生活，是一种艺术，懂书画，是一种艺术 的生活。

头条新闻：
    【#俄地铁爆炸# 已知信息汇总】、爆炸发生在圣彼得堡两个地铁站之间，至少人死亡。、俄罗斯总统普京当时正在圣彼得堡视察。、俄总理梅德韦杰夫称，此次爆炸案为恐怖袭击。、分析人士认为，嫌疑人疑与IS或车臣武装分子有关，也有可能为本土地下犯罪人员。tRRbwxY ​​​
[# # the subway bombings known information summary 】 【 between two subway stations in st Petersburg, explosion, at least one death. , st. Petersburg, Russian President vladimir putin was inspection. , Russian prime minister dmitry medvedev said the bombing as a terrorist attack. , analysts believe that the suspects suspected about IS or chechen militants, it IS also possible for the local underground crime personnel. tRRbwxY]

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知呼酱：
    这事你们怎么看？ ​​​
[What do you think it? ​​​]

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ACG视界：
    不少动漫和其中的角色已成为不可磨灭的经典，当然这些了不起的作品也需要了不起的漫画家来创作。每个漫画家都有自己的代表作和经典人物，但是如果让漫画家来画别人塑造的角色，这个人物会有怎样的变化呢。让我们来看看吧——哪一款同人画风你最喜欢呢？ ​​​
[Many anime and which has become an indelible classics, the role of these great works, of course, also need to create great cartoonist. Every cartoonist has his masterpiece and classical figures, but if let animators to draw others shape the role, the character will be how to change? Lets see - where a submission for the painting style do you like best? ​​​]

和诸位二次元的同好们分享二次元资讯、美图、推荐精彩的动漫

笑话：
    二哈纯不纯，首先要看蠢不蠢[二哈] ​​​
[Two ha pure not pure, the first thing to look stupid is not stupid ,]

笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！ 欢迎投稿！合作互推Q

班主任的课：
    已经起床的人是因为什么？ ​​​
[People have got up because what? ​​​]

当地较为知名的班主任。独家公众号：bzrdkweixin

全球幽默搞笑首榜：
    美好的一天，从爱老婆开始！ ​ ​​​
[Its a nice day, love the wife from the beginning! ​ ​​​]

生活中总有一些事情心烦.烦恼.情绪的问题..不管你怎么不开心生活还是一样过。所以关注我。。不管你开不开心都要从新起来~

一本书一句话一段爱：
    请记住这句：“你养我长大，我陪你变老”。很棒的演讲，太触动内心，感动到哭了。值得一看！ tRUq . ​​​
[Please remember this sentence you raise I grow up, I grow old with you. Great speech, too touches the heart, moved to tears. Worth a look! TRUq.]

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纯良叫兽：
    一场大戏…… ​​​​
[A drama... ​​​​]

关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你， 广告合作QQ联系：

我们都是宠物迷：
    生怕吵醒妹妹的胖喵真是太有爱了，喵星人的情感既直白又温暖 . ​​​​ ​​​​ ​​ ​​​​ tRJbiWCp ​​​
[Was afraid of waking her sister fat meow are so there is love, meow star human emotion is both straightforward and warm. TRJbiWCp]

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中国书画诗词院：
    ​【 今日 · 清明节 】--- “ 清明节，又名踏青节，是中国传统祭祀节日之一。二十四个节气中，既是节气且又是节日的只有清明。《岁时百问》说：“万物生长此时，皆清洁而明净。故谓之清明。” 此时春光明媚，也是人们春游踏青的好时候，所以古人有清明 踏青的习俗”。 ​​​
[Today, tomb-sweeping day - tomb-sweeping day, also known as TaQingJie, is Chinas traditional festivals. solar terms, is both the solar terms and only tomb-sweeping festival. At the age of the best, said growth at this time, all things are clean and bright and clean. The reason of the tomb-sweeping day. At this time, beautiful spring scenery, is also a good time to outing people spring outing, so the ancients had qingming outing custom. ​​​]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

茶人道三：
    遇到敬酒喝不下去怎么办，这是我见过最机智的应对[笑cry]tRhyiL ​​​
[Met a toast do not drink, this is I have seen the most witty response [laugh cry] tRhyiL]

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阅读小镇：
    我们处于尴尬的年龄：想要依赖自己，却发现自己还靠不住；安慰自己还小，却发现身边的朋友已经风生水起。想要依靠自己生活，却发现生活远比我们想象的困难；想要在黄金年代里做我们自己，却发现最难的就是做自己。然而一切还是会过去，那个曾经好几次觉得自己就要这么倒下的你终究会走过来。 ​ ​​​
[We are in a awkward age want to rely on their own, found himself also unreliable; Comfort yourself, only to find that friends have been popular. Want to rely on their own lives, only to find that life is more difficult than we thought; Want to do our own in a golden age, only to find that the most difficult is to be yourself. But everything will past, the once felt it so fell several times you can come after all. ​ ​​​]

作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信

国史古风：
    散云作雾恰昏昏，收雾依前复作云。一面红金大圆镜，尽销云雾照乾坤。——杨万里#国史古风# ​​​
[Fog just drift scattered clouds, fog closed in accordance with the preceding compound as a cloud. A red Jin Dayuan mirror, pin clouds as heaven and earth. - compose # # national history ancient]

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心中那一抹微光_：
    不要把别人的关心当成理所当然。不管他有多爱你，最终也会有疲惫的一天。 ​ ​​​
[Dont take peoples care for granted. No matter how much he loves you, will eventually have a tired day. ​ ​​​]

有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

哲言心语：
    不管，你有多么真诚， 遇到怀疑你的人，你就是谎言。 不管，你有多么单纯，遇到复杂的人， 你就是有心计。 不管，你有多么的天真，遇到现实的人，你就是笑话。 不管，你多么专业，遇到不懂的人， 你就是空白。 所以，不要太在乎别人对你的评价，你需要的只是，做最好的自己，独一无二的自己。 ​​​
[No matter how much you are sincere, meet someone doubt you, you is a lie. No matter how much you pure, meet a complicated, you just have calculation. No matter how much you naive, meet the reality person, you are a joke. No matter how professional, meet people who do not understand, you is blank. So, dont be too care about others to your evaluation, you just need to, do your best, unique himself. ​​​]

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段子坊：
    唉，这年头连猪都不如了，还依然活着的我，是有多么感人的坚强啊[笑cry]tRpBBy ​​​
[Alas, this year even as the pig, I was still alive, is how moving strong! [laugh cry] tRpBBy]

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老中医健康养生：
    一个女子的精致生活和正确的生活方式[心] ​​​​
[A womans a refined, sophisticated life and the correct way of life [heart]]

——轻松养生、你也可以做一个健康的人。投稿合作QQ

世界搞笑排行榜：
    国外一自行车选手，骑车时利用惯性原理超过了所有选手，最后摩托车小哥眼急了[笑cry] ​​​​ tRQDRA ​​​
[Abroad a cyclist, ride a bike when using the inertia principle more than all the players, the motorcycle little elder brother eye nasty tRQDRA [laugh cry]]

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交警陈清洲：
    昏昏沉沉好几天了，好不容易昨天晚上情形稍好一点。结果转成痰多咳嗽，又折腾了一晚[晕]…… ​​​
[Groggy several days, very not easy situation slightly better last night. Results to phlegm cough, and a long night [dizzy]... ​​​]

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中国青年网：
    学会珍惜生活给予你的一切，被爱是幸福的财富，爱人是快乐是付出。#早安# ​​​
[Learn to cherish life will give you everything, to be loved is the wealth of happiness, love is happiness is given. Good morning # #]

微博私信或关注中国青年网微信公众号，直接对话小青！ 小青热线：-；邮箱：youthpress@

一句正能量的话：
    小时侯，幸福是一件东西，拥有就幸福；长大后，幸福是一个目标，达到就幸福；成熟后，发现幸福原来是一种心态，领悟就幸福。 ​​​​
[When I was a child, happiness is a thing, have happiness; When I grow up, happiness is a goal to achieve happiness; After the mature, find happiness originally is a state of mind, understanding is happiness. ​​​​]

每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意

私人减肥酱：
    减脂期必学的“吃草大法”，自学一下吧，相比出去吃，能省一大笔[鼓掌] ​​​​
[Grazing reduced fat period will learn solution, teach yourself, than to go out to eat, can save a lot of [applause.]]

私人减肥福利微博，每天分享各种轻松有效的减肥技巧，快来关注吧

魏妮妮Yanni：
    早安[困][困][困] ​​​
[Good morning [trapped] [trapped] [trapped]]

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笑到你肚子疼：
    卧槽，我妈要是看到这个视频，肯定会不要我了！[doge]tRKdfBH ​​​
[Oh my god, if my mom to see this video, will definitely not me! [doge] tRKdfBH]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

囧事搜一搜：
    你越是费劲心思的去取悦一个人，那个人就越有可能让你痛彻心扉。期待，是所有心痛的根源，心不动则不痛。 ​​​
[The more you with care to please a man, the more likely they are to the person who let you has to meet stinging pain. Looking forward to, is the root of all heartache, heart still pain. ​​​]

每一个生命因平凡而平等，每一个快乐因朋友而产生！不管将来如何，我希望囧事能够一直陪着你们，带给大家更多的囧事与快乐！合作QQ

灵异圈吐槽君：
    亲身经历！发生在我身上的灵异事件 ​​​
[Experience! Paranormal events happened to me]

友情提醒，这个博不适合半夜独自观看

FashionEmpress：
    每个人心中都有一个小世界
或许孤寂，或许火热，就像这孤独的小房子
安静的，默默的，感受着生活 ​​​
[In the heart of every man there is a small world < br > may be lonely, perhaps, like < br > this lonely little house quiet, silently, feel the life]

一个喜欢分享无水印时尚趣图的po主

疗伤话：
    人生四然：来是偶然，去是必然，尽其当然，顺其自然。—莫言 ​​​
[Life four however come by chance, go is inevitable, doing whatever it is, of course, let nature take its course. - mo yan]

爱过，哭过，傻过，痛过！总有一句疗伤话能够说到你的心坎里！【合作请私信】