2017年3月2日星期四

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北美吐槽君:
    “男友总感慨:你想想看我们在一起多少年了,你为什么连安慰我都不会?” ​​​
[Her boyfriend always sigh with emotion how many years have you been to think we are together, why you cant even comfort me? ​​​]

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最天秤:
    我心里已经有了你,再好的我都不想要。 ​​​​
[My in the mind have you, again good I dont want. ​​​​]

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冯提莫:
    熬夜对身体太不好了,要不我们通宵? ​​​
[Stay up late is too bad to the body, why dont we all night? ​​​]

商务合作:@qq

wu2198:
    点名了!大家晚安!! ​​​
[Roll call! Everybody good night!!!!! ​​​]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

精彩表情君:
    社会需要爱,不要用异常目光对待农民工[心] tRifbbwz ​​​
[Society needs love, dont treat migrant workers with abnormal eyes tRifbbwz [heart]]

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郭紫欣--:
    睡不著.想和你們聊天! ​​​
[Dont sleep. Want to chat with you! ​​​]

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嗨氏后援团:
    #嗨嗨直播日记#直播日记菌上线啦~淘宝上又出现了冒充嗨嗨的店家了,大家要记得不要被骗哦,四颗皇冠%好评的点才是嗨嗨的哦~

P美食主播嗨上线~
嗨嗨哇兄弟这个芒果好甜,比我自己买的都甜的。我买的都酸的。
观众朋友兄弟们酸芒果别吃。
嗨嗨哈哈哈哈哈哈哈兄弟这个绝了
P论 ​​​

[# hey hey live # live bacteria diary online diary ~ on taobao again as hi hi stores, you remember dont be fooled oh, four crown % good point is the hey hey oh ~ < br > < br > P food anchor hi online ~ < br > hi hi wow brothers the mango sweet, sweet than I bought. I bought acid. < br > the audience friends brothers dont eat sour mango. < br > hi hi ha ha ha ha ha ha ha brothers this unique < br > P theory]

嗨氏官方后援团

老湿是个奇葩:
    失眠点赞😶 ​​​
[失眠点赞😶 ​​​]

听说关注我的童鞋颜值都高

葵菜不是菜:
    #杨幂之后再无白浅#大结局了。好不舍。昨天和今天有几场哭戏大幂幂确实发挥的令人印象深刻。今天两集大幂幂几乎是哭过来的。但是印象最深的不是重逢那里,而是在茶馆里听到织越说起夜华。起初只是当小女孩向她闲聊家中英勇战死沙场的表哥,可是越听越熟悉,直到听到三年前。猛然惊觉说的竟是夜华。大幂 ​​​
[No white light # # Yang after the finale. Very not shed. Yesterday and today there are a few famous tear jerker of big power power do play is impressive. Two set of big power power is almost cry today. But the most impressive not meet there, but hear woven more say in the teahouse a night. At first, only when the little girl brave in battle cousin to chat to her home, but more listen to more familiar with, until he heard three years ago. China said suddenly by night. Big power]

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热门奇事趣闻:
    绝对不能让老妈看到这个,她会觉得养条狗都比我好[笑cry]tRiqpNX ​​​
[Absolutely cant let mother saw this, she will think of a dog than I good laugh cry tRiqpNX]

每日搜寻全球各个角落的奇事、趣闻,多一点惊喜与感动!本博所有内容均来自网络或网友投稿,如有雷同,纯属巧合!合作请私信!QQ

金州勇士:
    #NBA##金州勇士##杜兰特受伤# 库里发推祝福杜兰特:“好好养伤吧我的兄弟。我们会坚持到你回到赛场的时候。祈祷!” ​​​
[# # # # # NBA# golden state durant injured garage tweet blessing durant recover well my brother. We will persevere until you get back. Prayer! ​​​]

金州勇士队年进入NBA,坐落于费城,年迁往奥克兰,改名金州勇士,现为西部联盟太平洋赛区的球队。金州勇士是-赛季NBA总冠军。

花泽美美:
    #床上周渝民粉丝投稿# 老吾老,以及人之老 ​​​
[Vic Chou fans contribute # # bed care for the elderly, and old people]

一个人的兵荒马乱(头像代表此刻心情)

巴萨新闻:
    #巴萨vs希洪竞技# ’ 梅西反越位头球破门!-!!! ​​​
[# # vs Barcelona sporting gijon messi an offside header! -!!!!!! ​​​]

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趙樹海:
    這一滴淚訴說著

愛,是那麼的難,
要生生世世的尋;
愛,是那麼的滿,
要歲歲年年的還。

情,是那麼的沉,
卻日日夜夜的受;
情,是那麼的深,
卻分分秒秒的啃。 ​​​

[This a drop of tears tell the < br > < br > love, is so hard for you, < br > it can find; < br > love, is so full, < br > to end of  also. < br > < br > affection, is so heavy, < br > but by night and day; < br > the feeling, is so deep, < br > but every minute. ​​​]

民歌手、演員、主持人。

美容护肤show:
    懒人必备!无损伤,无热量,轻松打造松软卷发!只需一条毛巾~就是这么简单!你来试试~ tRiAkxz ​​​​
[A lazy person must! No damage, no heat, make easily loose curls! Just a towel ~ is that simple! You try ~ tRiAkxz]

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卡拉不啦:
    第一次看到泪奔[泪][泪][泪][泪][泪]@深情的高伟光 @Dear-迪丽热巴 tRiIFWuH . ​​​
[First saw tears [tears] [tears] [tears] [tears] [] tears @ loving wei-guang gao @ Dear - Dillon hot ba tRiIFWuH.]

我想知道这个世界上有没有叫“法兰奇”的人?

twitter速闻:
    太会玩了!太污了[污]左边这个是看硬了?[拜拜][拜拜][拜拜]不硬以为你不行,硬了多尴尬,我还是睡吧[doge]tRcEsIc . ​ ​​​
[So play! Too dirty [pollution] this is hard on the left? [bynum] [bynum] [bynum] is not hard to think you cant, hard the embarrassment, I still sleep [doge] tRcEsIc.]

仗义尽是屠狗辈,负心皆为读书人。😏houjingwen@sina

宋中清医疗纠纷律师:
    #过度医疗#无效治疗,指的是在奄奄一息的病人身上采用一切最先进的技术,来延续其生命。病人将被切开,插上导管,连接到机器上,并被持续灌药。这些情景每天都在ICU上演,治疗费可达到美元天…为什么医生们在病人身上倾注了如此多的心血和治疗,却不愿意将其施予自身? tRiIFQBU ​​​
[# # is invalid treatment, excessive medical treatment is refers to the dying patients all adopt the most advanced technology, to extend its life. Patients will be cut, plug in the tube, connected to the machine, and is continuous infusion medicine. These scenes, every day in the ICU treatment can reach $days... Why is it that doctors in patients who invested so much effort and treatment, I dont like giving it its own? tRiIFQBU]

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商界孙将军:
    #历史# 哈勃:很多国家历史有重叠现象,分清其实很简单,只需用历史朝代灭国前首都城市为标准,曾经都城在现在哪个国家,就是哪个国家的历史。 ​​​
[History history # # the Hubble many countries have overlapping phenomenon, distinguish actually very simple, only need to use out of dynasties in the former capital city as a standard, once capital in which country now, is which countrys history. ​​​]

一人难成事,独木难成林;穷而求变,颠覆传统。

阅读书签:
    陪伴本就是这世上最了不起的安慰方式 ​​​​
[With this is the way of the worlds greatest comfort]

感情咨询师,热门评论人。

_缺席小姐:
    以讨好现任为己任,心里面住着前任。 ​​​
[To curry favor with the current as own duty, in my heart lived a former. ​​​]

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埃里克杨:
    微雨抚巴黎(这个梗谁人知) ​​​
[Small rain caresses Paris (the terrier who know)]

when its goes, its goes.

waterlily_莲:
    度假回来以每天七八集的速度急追,终于追完了这部剧[嘻嘻][嘻嘻] 嗯,这结局还算不错,不枉我这么多天来陪着流的泪伤的心[笑cry][笑cry] 好了,剧是追完了,你们的三生三世是圆满了,我的一生一世还没完呐。吃饭![偷笑][偷笑] ​​​
[Came back from vacation a day seven or eight sets of speed chase, finally finished after the show (hee hee) (hee hee) well, the outcome is not bad, not to waste me so many days to accompany the tears of heart [laugh cry] [laugh cry] ok, show is finished, your junior iii is satisfactory, my life is not finished yet. To eat! [laughing] [laugh]]

也许不是每一天都那么美好,但每一天都有一些美好的东西存在。

李李李李李李李大琪:
    那么久过去我仍旧还是那个我,想太多..自我反省.自我检讨..即乐观又悲观..然后有着二个不同想法的我在互相斗争打架..一到夜里就会倍感孤单..让我极度忧桑的二月终于过去了,但是三月来了,一个桃花盛开的季节...想起了一首歌..在那桃花盛开的地方,有我可爱的姑娘...[话筒][话筒][话筒][话筒][话筒] ​​​
[So long in the past, I still that I think too much.. Self-reflection. Review.. The optimistic and pessimistic.. Then I have two different idea in the struggle to fight each other.. One to the night will feel more lonely.. Let me extremely sorrow sang finally passed in February, but march is coming, a season of peach blossoms in full bloom... Think of a song.. In the place of peach blossoms in full bloom, there is my lovely girl... [microphone] [microphone] [microphone] [microphone] [microphone]]

18姐微博:
    卧槽?!这魔方玩的也是没谁了……得飞起啊[笑cry]tRifjo ​​​
[Oh my god? ! This play rubiks cube is also not who... Have to fly up [laugh cry] tRifjo]

(ˊᗜˋ*)و 看到别人家的喵就想抱走

苌二哥:
    彻夜睡不着觉,压力山大,习惯性把压力一个人扛,时间久了不会抑郁症吧 ​​​
[Cant sleep all night long, stressed out, habitual, a person carries the pressure over time will not depression]

演员苌哲涛:影视制作人,传说中的二哥,坦诚的北方汉子,喜欢喝茶、混迹于大城市的农民孩子,电影代表作品<不是闹着玩的><狗头金><温故>等

YoYo囧201314:
    今天,好开心😂,晚安a ​​​
[今天,好开心😂,晚安a ​​​]

情绪病

Pushroom:
    耶! ​​​
[Yeah! ​​​]

好读书画画玩游戏,不求甚解,挥洒san值作画,慎fo。

哲言心语:
    若岁月静好,那就颐养身心;若时光阴暗,那就多些历练。那些淡出视野的人,别占用记忆的空间,让快乐拔节在忘却的缝隙;等待太久得到的,多不是当初想要的东西,不如适时的放弃。人生的悲剧,是隐匿于过去的尘埃,模糊着当下的足迹,丢弃了攀爬明天的阶梯。 ​​​​
[If the years static good, then the physical and mental care; If the dark time, then more experience. Those esoterica, dont take up memory space and let the joy filling in the gap of forget; Wait too long, not what you want, not to give up as timely. The tragedy of life is hidden in the dust in the past, the fuzzy current footprint, discarded climbing the ladder of tomorrow. ​​​​]

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美东侨报:
    【科学家用镭射光 发现亿年前近鸟龙之谜】科学家今天表示,亿万年前生存在地球上、体型有如鸡鸭且长有羽毛的近鸟龙,有助于让飞禽和走兽之间失去的环节具体浮现。中美科学团队利用镭射来研究侏罗纪时期恐龙「近鸟龙」(Anchiornis)的骨骼软组织,发现近鸟龙有许多特征与现代鸟类相似,科学家相 ​​​
[【 scientists using laser light found hundred million years ago were puzzle 】 scientists said today that one hundred million previous existence on earth, the shape is like chickens and ducks and crown of feathers, help birds and animals lose link between specific surface. The science team use laser to study the Jurassic dinosaurs crown (Anchiornis) of bone tissue, found many features were similar to those of modern birds, scientists phase]

《侨报》(THE CHINA PRESS)年月日在美国纽约创刊,是美国唯一一家以简体字印刷出版的微博粉丝超万的华文日报。

Papatu_:
    希望可以人间蒸发,不是“嘣“的一声的那种,而是在平凡的一天里,我躺在床上,慢慢失去意识,然后整个世界、时间、空间也都慢慢消失了 ​​​
[Hope can evaporate, not boom of a kind, but in the ordinary day, I lay in bed, slowly losing consciousness, then the whole world, and all the time, space, slowly disappeared]

只要不忘记自己是谁,就从不曾被世界遗忘

烟雨FAN:
    看看今晚踢的如何[酷] 加油!巴萨[加油] ​​​
[See how tonights play [cool] come on! Barcelona [oil]]

心有猛虎 细嗅蔷薇

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我能做的只是全心全意~别难过

囧事搜一搜:
    卧槽,现在的服务行业真是越来越难做了!客人一会嫌轻,一会嫌重,挣点钱太难了。[喵喵]tRciKdp ​​​
[Oh my god, service industry is become more and more difficult now! The guests too light for a while, a moment too heavy, make some money too difficult. [meow] tRciKdp]

每一个生命因平凡而平等,每一个快乐因朋友而产生!不管将来如何,我希望囧事能够一直陪着你们,带给大家更多的囧事与快乐!合作QQ