2016年11月3日星期四

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王尼玛:
    你为什么还不睡?
[Why dont you sleep?]

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Pony__朴惠敏:
    Goodnight [月亮]
[Goodnight [moon]]

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休闲璐:
    你们压力很大很累心情不好的时候都做什么事情啊
[You do a lot of pressure is very tired in a bad mood what things]

sun down

王嘉尔:
    我又回来了!😆 每次回来都这样接我!😊❤️
真心的谢谢你们!
知道你们明天也要做你们的事!😔很抱歉打扰你们
我的你们!千万不要跑!千万不要推!😔
不想你们受伤😔求求你们 !
还有 我发现你们有些没穿够衣服😠。。。
为什么😡。。。
回答我
你们以为我是开玩笑吗。。
不要再让我看

[I come back again! 😆 每次回来都这样接我! 😊❤️
真心的谢谢你们! < br > you know you tomorrow and I will do! 😔很抱歉打扰你们
我的你们! Dont run! Dont push! 😔
不想你们受伤😔求求你们 !
还有 我发现你们有些没穿够衣服😠。。。
为什么😡。。。 < br > answer me < br > do you think Im kidding?. < br > dont let me see]


终于来了! 您好! 我是 王嘉尔 您可以叫我 嘉嘉 Jackson 或者 +. JYP ! GOT 的中国成员 Never give up on things you cant live a day without.

北美吐槽君:
    “用亲身经历过的灵异事件告诉大家租房的一些注意事项”
[With the firsthand experience of paranormal events tell you rent some notes]

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清华南都:
    来聊一聊,你有没有想过这辈子可能真的就不结婚了?
[To talk about, has it ever occurred to you in this life may not really married?]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人,青年人必读的活百科全书,社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

快递员吴彦祖:
    讲道理你不是不相信爱情了,你是不相信自己会那么幸运罢了
[Reason you are not dont believe in love, you dont believe that you will be so lucky]

wuli艳艳

世界搞笑排行榜:
    输入MLGB看谁最搞笑
[Input MLGB to see who is the most funny]

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不二大叔说:
    “外面不像你想的那么好,风雨都要自己挡。”
[The outside is not as good as you think, wind and rain to myself.]

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外卖小哥金城武:
    和喜欢的人在一起的时候,一定要把想做的事情都做掉啊,因为说不定哪天他就会一声不吭的从你的生活中走掉了。
[And favorite people together of the time, must want to do the things to do, because one day he will be a silent walk away from your life.]

只是讲讲送外卖时碰到的一些趣事。

我的损友是个极品:
    我勒个去,看到一半,喷了一屏幕泡面[doge]RVBiKM
[I le a go, to see half, spray a instant noodles [doge] RVBiKM screen]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

银教授:
    约炮的路上脚崴了,走路去扭约
[The booty call turned my foot on the road, walk to twist around]

先别取关,万一好笑呢?信公众号yinjiaoshou

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 大家在公共厕所门板上都看到过什么奇怪的话?
[# # god back into slumber will you see anything strange in public toilet door?]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

酒足饭饱勾二嫂:
    网友在老家的柜子里发现了一本年的奇书[doge]厉害了[笑cry][笑cry]
[Internet users in their hometown cabinets found YiBen years writing [doge] much [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼!好了,就说这么多,多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我:

季箐:
    多年以后你的骄傲会被时间打倒,也许你也会想起我有多好,可我不会等你到老。
[Many years after your pride will be down time, maybe you will think of me, but I will not wait for you to the old.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复,其余都是骗子】

德卡先生的信箱:
    #德卡每日点歌# “你是那种宁愿失去也不会主动的人吧。”RzrGS
[# # DE card daily classics are you the kind of person who would rather lose does not take the initiative. RzrGS]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

JeremyLin林书豪:
    研究比赛的视频,准备今天晚上的比赛
[The video of the game, ready to tonights game]

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可爱宠物中心:
    【泪崩[泪] 猫咪不舍主人离世,在坟前守一年】在印尼中爪哇省,一只小猫过度想念过世的主人,竟在坟前守了年之久。人们甚至还可以听到它躺在墓地前哀号的声音。好心路人为它提供食物和饮水,但它仍不愿离开墓地,每晚睡在那里。曾有人尝试收养它,但它总是回到墓地,守在墓碑前。据悉,小猫的前主人是
[【 tears collapse [tears] without moving the cat owner, keep a year before grave 】 central Java in Indonesia, a cat too miss the owner of the death of the grave and keep for years. People can even hear it lay wailing in front of the cemetery. Good heart person it provides food and water, but it is still reluctant to leave the cemetery, sleep every night there. It has been trying to adopt it, but it is always return to the graveyard, in front of the tombstone. It is understood that the kittens former owner is]

这里是所有爱宠,爱心人士的集聚地,诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物!·····图片摘自网络,侵权删

是女生就要这样屌:
    没人扶你的时候,自己要站直,路还长,背影要美。
[Nobody helps you, yourself to stand up straight, the road is long, back to the United States.]

真正对你好的人全在细节里@是女生就要这样屌,合作 q

纯良叫兽:
    羡慕那些躺下去就能睡着的,我躺下去要花两个小时换两百个姿势才能入睡。
[Envy those who I could fall asleep lying down, it takes me two hours to lie down in two hundred position to fall asleep.]

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GEM鄧紫棋:
    #画门票喂天猫##双狂欢夜# 我来发张自画像[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]最近真的变谐星了
转发微博,还能抢元天猫双红包哦!RVgRbZ

[# draw tickets feed Tmall # # # double carnival night I send a self-portrait to [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] recently turned comedian really < br > forwarding microblogging, still can rob yuan Tmall double red envelopes! RVgRbZ]

羅馬書「不要自己伸冤,寧可讓步,聽憑主怒。」

韩路-:
    全世界只剩小米~~YE~~还挺好听,我听了遍。大家晚安。 RVjHQo
[The world only millet ~ ~ YE ~ ~ also quite good to listen, I listened to The Times. Everybody good night. RVjHQo]

前:汽车之家总编辑,-年。 现:斯帕克科技创始人CEO。公司业务:X兴趣社区,及智能硬件。

赵小姐失眠中:
    ,干完所有活。求丢一个粉红粉红的剧来,我要看好看的人谈恋爱啊[泪][泪][泪]
[To finish all the work. Please throw a pink to show, Im going to see a man fall in love ah [tears] [tears] [] of tears]

作为一个失眠的人,我深信世界上有很多种难过是可以被睡掉的。可是这过山车般的人生太刺激,尖叫着坠落的时候,不是每个人都能闭着眼

ZY喜哥:
    我先睡了,分钟后见。
[See you after I went to sleep, first minutes.]

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休闲璐:
    怎么感觉回家眼睛还是很疼而且越来越红,医生开的眼药水点上啥用没有,又联系了一个很贵的私人医院,那边医生问了我今天看的情况,说我应该拍片子,今天医院没给我拍是不对的。。正规来说需要拍片子。我明天又得去私人医院复查,啊我真的要哭了,我不会就这么瞎了吧。大家有没有什么推荐的眼药水啥的
[How home feeling eyes still very painful and more and more red, doctors do not open the eye drops point, and contacted a very expensive private hospital, the doctor asked me today to see over there, said I should direct it, today the hospital didnt give me is wrong.. Normal, need to direct it. Me to a private hospital check again tomorrow, I really want to cry, I wont be so blind. You have any recommend what eyedrop]

sun down

分享白菜达人:
    ¥AATkZrIV¥全球狂欢节,游戏
有种块的

[RMB AATkZrIV RMB global carnival games < br > there is a piece of]

跟我博主抢双红包,抢秒杀!撸免单!

女神笔录:
    人活着没必要去讨好任何人,到头来还委屈自己,做人其实很简单,只要你把我当回事,你的事就是我的事,如果你没把我当回事,你的事关我屁事……
[People dont have to please anyone alive, in the end also injustice yourself, life is very simple, as long as you take me seriously, your thing is my thing, if you dont take me seriously, you of matter I fart matter...]

愿你是阳光,明媚不忧伤 __

芯話:
    “有三个方法可以解决所有的问题。 接受,改变,离开。不能接受那就改变,不能改变,那就离开。”
[There are three methods can solve all problems. Accept, change, leave. Cant accept the change, can not be changed, and then leave.]

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大脑切片:
    留下你的生日,同一天的交个朋友?
[Please leave your birthday, the same day the hand over a friend?]

从伦敦到马德里。

小羊爱吃酱肘子:
    我对你说过最多的谎话就是晚安,你以为我睡了,其实我还在想你。
[The lie I said to you the most is the good night, do you think I went to sleep, in fact I still miss you.]

一只逃走的羊,有时温和。

花泽美美:
    #床上周渝民粉丝投稿# 恋爱快两年了,女方出轨在先,男方现在也精神出轨女主播,被发现后说只是闹着玩玩……该不该相信他?
[Vic Chou fans contribute # # bed nearly two years of love, a woman to cheat, the man now also derailed spirit anchorwoman, said after the discovery of a joke to play... This shouldnt believe him?]

一个人的兵荒马乱

小逗比神吐槽:
    关于依赖性体质的大特征,感觉自己中了几个?
[Reliance on big features of constitution, feel yourself in a few?]

各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~!

鸡汤再好也要被我喝掉:
    明天到杭州烟台,双十一之前,这个周末出差就算放假了。吧。[微笑]
[Tomorrow to hangzhou yantai, double tenth, before a business trip this weekend even if have a holiday. . [smiles]]

一个腹黑的哥哥的小号。

我是种草囤货菌:
    【九图教你改善手脚冰凉!转给你关心的她[心]】随着一股冷空气实力登场,又到了秋裤君出场的时候。但不管穿多少,天气一冷就手脚冰凉?①热水泡脚,泡半身浴;②经常转转脚腕;③敲胆经;④来碗肉桂山楂粥、红豆红糖红枣汤…戳图↓↓不做“冷美人”,转给天气一冷就手脚冰凉的TA!
[【 nine figure to teach you to improve cold feet! To you care about her [heart]] with a cold air power, when the long Johns jun appearance again. But no matter how much wear a cold cold feet? ) hot water foot, half bath; () often around the ankle; () knocked at the gallbladder meridian; () to bowl of cinnamon hawthorn porridge, red brown sugar red jujube soup... Poke figure left left dont do a cold beauty, to a cold hands and feet cold TA!]

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