2016年11月2日星期三

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北美吐槽君:
    “同学去了老师讲的鬼故事的地方,然后拍回这样一张照片”
[Students went to the teacher speak of a ghost story, and then back to such a photo]

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贴吧君:
    你第一次学炒饭也是蛋炒饭吧?半夜饿坏了,起来炒个饭。葱花才是精华,没有葱花的蛋炒饭就是一锅砂子。
[For the first time you learn Fried rice and egg Fried rice? In the middle of the night hungry, fry rice. Scallions is the essence, not chopped green onion Fried rice with egg is a pot of sand.]

分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 看图[摊手]
[# # god back into slumber will look at the picture [stand hand]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

大欧洲吐槽君:
    “我喜欢的文艺女孩烟瘾严重,而且碰过绝对不该碰的东西,我该怎么办”
[I like the girl smoke, and touch definitely shouldnt touch things, what should I do]

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开水族馆的生物男:
    啤酒蒸大闸蟹无异于美食掺屎,专注美食视频不等于懂美食。把文艺范儿的视频当菜谱去实践,实属浪费食材。普天之下,唯美食与美女不可辜负。晚安,祝自己生日快乐
[Beer steamed crab is a food additive excrement, focused on video is not equal to understand the fine food. The video when recipe to practice of literature and art fit is a waste of food. Wheresoever, only food and beauty cannot live up to. Good night, happy birthday to myself]

野外探索者,独立鱼类学者

每日内涵段子:
    “这条微博只有还没睡的仙子才能点赞啊”
[This tweet only havent sleep fairy can thumb up!]

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纯良叫兽:
    对柯基的屁股没有抵抗力。。。。这小屁屁太销魂了[doge]~
[No resistance to the corgi ass... This small fart fart too o [doge] ~]

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这微博笑死我了:
    猫咪和兔子生活在一起后。。。卧槽,猫咪完全忘了猫步怎么走了。。RVnXseM
[Cats and rabbits after living together... Oh my god, cat completely forgot how to get to the catwalk. RVnXseM]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

张小厚Terry:
    十一月的秋天,让我们在四处见面吧。
[Autumn in November, lets meet at around.]

好妹妹是一面镜子。工作联系邮箱 chunshenggzs@.com

芯話:
    有时候,失去也可以是一种成全。[心][心]RcwaX
[Sometimes, also can be a perfect is lost. RcwaX [heart] [heart]]

关注芯话。句句说到心坎,句句是心声!投稿合作QQ:

电影狙击手:
    厉害了我的姐,复旦大学配音系女生完美演绎各种呻吟声[污]RbBdfZF
[Much my two, dubbing department of fudan university girls perfect deduce various groan [pollution] RbBdfZF]

看的了小清新,玩的转重口味!关注我,每日电影资源不断!你又在看我微博。合作QQ

米娜:
    只有三分钟内找出皮卡丘的大神才有权转发这条微博~
[Only three minutes to find Pikachu great god has the right to forward the weibo ~]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 www.mina.com.cn

网红揭秘:
    张辛苑前几天直播 有网友问她跟晚晚关系,她说:为什么我跟这姑娘只见过两次,然后就是她可以永恒得出现在我的人生中?我觉得她很有魅力。她们以前明明就是好朋友啊,不过后来还是翻脸了,看看她俩以前的合照,张辛苑变化不大,而晚晚变成了大家眼里公认的气质女神
[Zhang Xin live a few days ago With late night a net friend asked her, she said why the girl and I only met twice, and then she can get eternal in my life right now? I think she is very attractive. They used clearly is good friends, but later turned against, looking back at the photo, before they Zhang Xin garden changed little, and late night turned into everyones eyes accepted the temperament of the goddess]

如果我发有关明星的,请不要纠结我的微博名,因为这里就是一个八卦的地方~

五岳散人:
    到美国第一天就跑步,环境是真好,公园里亚裔的面孔是真熟悉。尔湾这边看来是被我国殖民了。穿错衣服了,帽衫都湿了。
[On the first day to the United States is running, the environment is good, the park of the Asian face is really familiar with. Irvine, here is our colonial. Wearing the wrong clothes, hoodies are wet.]

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TatianaManaois:
    this Halloween was super sweet & super sweaty
[这个万圣节是超级甜&超级出汗]

纯分享微博

手机用户小47:
    分享图片
[Share photos]

没胃口

我是种草囤货菌:
    生活中有趣的小规律[doge]有同感的请举手!
[Life interesting little law [doge] hands up if you feel the same!]

我是种草囤货菌 (。・ω・) 拔草不吃土,省钱囤好货! (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系:

罗玉凤:
    中国有卓伟,美国有阿桑奇。川普要靠阿桑哥来解救了....
[Has he ZhuoWei in China, the United States. Trump is to be rescued by his elder brother...]

大家好,我是凤姐。工作联系:shanghailuoyufeng@.com

我和贱人的极品事:
    范玮琪新歌 《 很久很久以后 》,林心如跨刀演绎mv,好美,好感人!!! [心]RTsq
[Christine fan song for a long, long time later, lin xin such as deductive mv across the knife, beautiful, good touching!!! [heart] RTsq]

我会让你们开心的对吗!qq。

Z_子晴:
    睡了吗?[舔屏]这款大衣我真的炒鸡喜翻~你们喜欢吗?喜欢哪个色呢?!🤓
[Sleep now? This coat lick the screen, I really like Fried chicken or turn to you? Like what color? ! 🤓]

CP少女头像:
    每一次量体重,轻了就对自己说:瘦了。重了就对自己说: 胸部大了
[Each volume weight, light is said to myself thin. Heavy said to himself the chest is big]

关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ:

chaiwofong:
    独吞了一个蜜瓜的夜晚
[Take a honeydew melon night]

爺兒們

DIY设计家居馆:
    幸福爱巢 低调简约二居室
[Happy love mew Low-key contracted second bedroom]

家居砖家一枚,设计五彩人生,没有么么哒(*  ̄)(ε ̄ *)你又在看我微博。合作QQ

马汤波杰克boJake:
    你最喜欢的一句歌词_________
[What is your favorite lyrics _______]

哥不是很想做人了

插画丶手册:
    朋友不求心有灵犀 ,只求不要各怀心机
[Each bosom not heart, friends pursue dont]

一段美文,一幅插画,愉悦你的眼,温暖你的心。 网络的搬运工,欢迎粉丝投稿。

痒气美少女:
    无聊的,都是有故事!!简直神经病啊。[笑cry]
[Boring, there is a story!!!!! Mental derangement. [laughing cry]]

我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

几米漫画美图集:
    愿彼此的陪伴,走再久也依旧。不分离,不辜负。
[Let each others company, walk again for a long time also remains. Are not isolated, live up to.]

有没有那么一段话让你想起一个人,一个故事,一段岁月。

视觉酱:
    这些笑话不太冷,哈哈哈哈
[The joke is not too cold, ha ha ha ha]

横看成岭侧成峰,远近高低各不同。

美食社:
    手撕椒麻鸡,大量的花椒和藤椒,尤其最后把藤椒放在鸡丝上面油泼,会激发藤椒清香而且麻的口感,使这道菜味觉层次更鲜明
[Hand pepper MaJi, a lot of rattan, pepper, Chinese prickly ash, and especially the last put rattan pepper shredded chicken oil spilt above, inspire pepper fragrance and the taste of hemp vines, make this dish taste level more bright]

教你做美食,做个真正的吃货!

搭配师林欣:
    郑秀晶的机场时尚 真的是最会穿衣人[爱你]
[Krystal airport fashion Love you is really the most dressed people []]

你身边的女装搭配师

SNH48-易嘉爱:
    #半夜求助# 有谁知道在中国知网下载好的文献(CAJ文件)要如何打开?另外还有在百度文库下载的PDF文件要如何打开?感激不尽[悲伤]
[# # for help in the middle of the night who know in hownet downloaded Chinese literature (CAJ files) to how to open? There is also in baidu library how to open the PDF files downloaded? Grateful [sad]]

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吴子涵U宝:
    我在自己的道路上狂奔,不要试图同行,来一个秒一个[奥特曼][奥特曼][奥特曼][奥特曼]
[I run on their own path, do not try to peers, to a second [she] [she] [she] [she]]

心不动,则不痛。。。

JJ贾晓晨:
    两个失眠的家伙!一个满脑子各种方案,一个满脑子各种狗糧
[Two sleepless guy! A full solutions, a full variety of dog food]

法圖麥J仍然是那個愛哭愛笑愛幻想的曉晨JJ😜~~~有工作可私信或者联络赫茹:zhuoya@.com 祝大家開心😘😘~

轰叔_廖劲锋:
    人心真的很难捉摸。比如才剪短的头发,又想要留长了。[摊手]
[Its really hard to grasp. Just cut short hair, for example, want to have long again. [stand hand]]

工作邀约私信。