一到门口就看到你们啦，谢谢你们来看我，很遗憾这次录制不带观众，看到你们一直在外面等我，很感动！同时又不得不说，你们的口号稍显浮夸[偷笑]： 拜托了衣橱破百亿，我们陪你走下去[哈哈] （偷三张图还去水印不介意吧[阴险]）
[See you as soon as I get to the door, thank you for coming to see me, Im sorry this record without the audience, see you have been waiting for me in the outside, very moved! At the same time and have to say that your slogan slightly grandiose [laughing] please wardrobe worn billions, we go with you (ha ha) (stealing three picture also go to the watermark doesnt mind [insidious])]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq.com（仅限工作）感谢！
同道大叔：双鱼，巨蟹对待一个人是，你不喜欢我可以，但你对我一副爱撩不撩的死样子？呵呵，你以为你又是谁？老子不稀罕。滚滚滚。[拜拜][拜拜][拜拜][拜拜][拜拜][拜拜][拜拜]
[Pisces, cancer treat a person will be, you dont like I can, but you dont to me a love liao liaos death look like? Ha ha, who do you think you are? Lao tze not rarity. Rolling roll. [bynum] [bynum] [bynum] [bynum] [bynum] [bynum] [bynum]]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京事儿#【看哭了[泪]】@K ：昨晚最后一趟列车驶过，没想到大家会在联控里互道再见，瞬间眼泪就出来了…再见了 五道口，再见了 清华园车站。这一见，即是永别。“五道口道口，客车快贰拐叁次接近。”“五道口道口 正常！”“客车快贰拐叁司机明白！再见了五道口！” RVBPyrr
[# # about Beijing [see crying [tears]] @ K last night, the last train, didnt think people will say good-bye to one another in a spreading, instant tears came out... Goodbye goodbye wudaokou it settled in the station. See this, you are dead. Wudaokou crossings, bus close to turn times faster. Wudaokou crossing normal! Coach fast turn driver understand! Goodbye wudaokou! RVBPyrr]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
单身的日常：希望看到这条微博的人，十一月好运不断。
[Want to see the person of this tweet, good luck in November.]
我的心愿是...........成为一个单身富婆
人民日报：【错误答案年无人察觉 岁小学生纠错奥赛名题[赞]】成都岁男孩罗弋推翻了一道奥数题的“正确”答案。“盏亮着的电灯，各有一个拉线开关控制，被顺序编号为，，，，…，。将编号为的倍数的灯的拉线各拉一下，再将编号为的倍数的拉线各拉一下，拉完后亮着的灯数为几盏？”这道题曾作为两届
[The wrong answers in unperceived Years old elementary error correction of orsay problem [who]] chengdu old boy ROM Yi overturned a right answer really. Light on the lights, each have a pull switch control, sequentially numbered,,,,......,. The number is a multiple of the light thread each pull, then the number is a multiple of thread each pull, pull after burning lamp number for a few? This problem is as twice]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
冷笑话精选：减肥中的你……服不服[摊手]
[Weight loss in you... Give up [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
我的朋友是个呆B：主人教二哈学游泳。结果二哈发现能漂起来，于是就这么漂着了。。RVBKsk
[Master taught two learning to swim. Results two ha found can float, float. So so. RVBKsk]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
Aom_SusharManaying_李海娜：老北京酸奶的初体验，怎么说呢......😳😮🙁😲😑😑🙄😝😅
[Old Beijing yogurt early experience, how to say... 😳😮🙁😲😑😑🙄😝😅]
泰籍演员Sushar Manaying(李海娜) 代表作电影＜Yes or No、＞＜爱在拜城＞电视剧；泰版<浪漫满屋><一吻定情>等等。工作邮箱：twinklestar@.com
英国报姐：NBA比赛现场休息时段的新互动“Lion King Cam”，重现了狮子王中的经典镜头，这个互动好棒 RVBeT
[NBA game scene breaks a new interactive Lion King Cam, recreate the classic scenes in the Lion King, this wonderful RVBeT interaction]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
韩国me2day：【体育朝鲜独家】[秀智-IU-雪莉大集合!金秀贤新电影
[Sole 】 【 sports north Korea [show wisdom - IU - Shirley large collection! Kim soo-hyun new movie < Real > super gorgeous cast lead to ~] film industry related personnel, will be on show next year (year) in # # # Kim soo-hyun new movie Real#, # # # IU# and show wisdom will also debut, and Shirley # # - # # # # into the east yi - lee sung-min li jiing honor - # # etc ultra-luxury line-up. The additional content part of the film also has shot, that will be released in, stay tuned.]
联系邮箱 meday@qq.com *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
Happy张江：厉害了，一次擀张饺子皮，高手在民间！[赞]#莫名的喜感# RVBKCk
[Much, a roll of the wrappers, superior in folk! [who] # # to express the happy feeling of RVBKCk]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
小野妹子学吐槽：东京神保町附近一条小路，乍一看还以为现实世界出bug了...仔细一看原来是栋套上蓝色保护网的老楼[笑cry]
[Near Tokyo at a path, at first glance thought reality out of bug... A look carefully on the original is a set of blue net [laugh cry] the old]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
英国报姐：稀疏倍（真的不是多打了）后，这只名叫“草根”的汪星人依然可以准确找出血液样本，简直挑战了嗅觉的极限，厉害了#神犬草根#！ RVBKo
[Sparse times (not really played), the only Wang Xing named grassroots people still can pinpoint blood samples, can challenge the limit of the sense of smell, much # god dog grassroots #! RVBKo]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
娱乐情报媛：哈哈哈很强势，还真的有这种教程！！天冷了，没钱买靴子的亲们，只能帮你到这儿了！！[二哈]#莫名的喜感# RVBKso
[Ha ha ha is very strong, also really have this kind of tutorial!!!!! The day is cold, no money to buy boots dear friends, can only help you here!!!!! [two ha] # # to express the happy feeling of RVBKso]
新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～
徐海乔：天气不错。敦煌，不虚此行[心]
[Its nice weather. Dunhuang, worthwhile [heart]]
代表作《建党伟业》《花千骨》《新红楼梦》等。工作联系：王小姐
孟瑞：哭着喊着的人是谁啊？我来看看。最近很少来微博，不知道仙女们有没有乖。过了这几天我好好跟你们交涉一下，不对，交流一下。ps：这个画的真的好！看见后我都想亲自己。
[Cried and cried out, the person is who? Ill take a look. Recent rarely to weibo, dont know if the fairies have good. After a few days I have a good deal with you, no, discuss. Ps this picture really good! See after I want to kiss myself.]
商务合作：媛媛：--
萌宠物的逗比日常：国外有位菇凉在水族馆发现鲸鱼会和自己互动，于是...就像在玩一个超大屏幕的iPad！它拥有 世界最美脸蛋 [爱你]RVBACX
[Abroad, a girl found in aquarium whales and their interaction, so... Like playing with a large screen of the device! It has the worlds most beautiful face RVBACX love you []]
每天分享各种萌宠物趣事，爱生活，爱萌宠的童鞋记得关注，我们一起成长!
男神：忙了一上午刚吃午饭！你中午吃啥好吃的了？
[Busy morning just for lunch! You at noon eat what good?]
You Only Live Once!
明星爱街拍：#乔振宇.生日快乐# #乔振宇不算老的老干部# #星速客Shoot# & #乔振宇# Vol.期大片出炉！私下的@乔振宇 性格安静随性，给人的感觉如秋日般舒适和恬淡。他说他不讨厌“老干部”这个称号，但认为自己是一个“不算老的老干部”，乐于去尝试一些多元化的新事物。详戳RVBKKmy
[Happy birthday # Qiao Zhenyu. # # Qiao Zhenyu not old old cadre # # # # star speed passenger Shoot# & Qiao Zhenyu Vol. Period blockbuster! @ Qiao Zhenyu privately Personality quiet, along with the gender, feels like autumn comfortable and serene. He said he didnt hate cadre the title, but think of myself as a not old retired veteran cadres, willing to try new things some diversification. Detailed stamp RVBKKmy]
合作事宜商讨请发信至iantoy@foxmail.com！不收私信，再说一次，不收私信！
全球育儿大全：“有一种冷叫你妈觉得你冷……”很多家长对宝宝穿衣多少把握不准，不是穿多了就是穿少了，致使孩子很容易着凉感冒。宝宝到底该穿多少衣服才合适呢？来看看中国著名的儿科专家崔玉涛的讲座吧~ 时长分钟，建议先马后看！RVPrM
[There is a cold call your mother think you cold... A lot of parents to the baby dress how secure, not wear much is less, the child is very easy to catch a cold catch a cold. How much baby to wear clothes is appropriate? To see the famous Chinese pediatricians Cui Yutao lecture ~ long minutes, advice horse before they look! RVPrM]
这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识，科学的养宝贝，让宝贝快乐的健康成长！
周一情侣贴吧官博：#周一情侣六周年# 姜Gary更新ins上传与周一情侣蛋糕的认证照，用英文韩文说“谢谢”。我们也想谢谢你，从过去到现在，周一粉一直是被你俩认可、会让你俩笑出来的存在，为此真的感谢，我们很幸福。我特别喜欢你的笑，是“一听到‘宋智孝’三个字就开始笑”。
[Sixth anniversary # # Monday couples ginger Gary ins upload and update on Monday couple certification according to cake, Korean said thank you in English. We would also like to thank you, from past to now, Monday powder has been recognized by both of you, will make you laugh, really thank you for this, we are very happy. I love your smile, is the sound of running man three words began to laugh.]
百度周一情侣吧唯一官方微博。
王文也Vivi：这边万圣节，那边月的第一天❤️ 年就快过完了，我想试着做个坏女孩🐻 只是说说而已😏
[这边万圣节，那边月的第一天❤️ 年就快过完了，我想试着做个坏女孩🐻 只是说说而已😏]
倾听.感恩.尊重.宽恕.
王火锅是火锅王：Gucci除了款式的颜值骤崛起,
一条龙服务也贴心到起飞[摊手]
刷完卡就立刻请您来杯咖啡压压惊[二哈]
吃罢喝了, 不如剧透下图三的万能厚打底毛衣.
喜欢就转fa或点zan吧, 挑一位送起来.
（毛衣背后有超精致的心机珍珠做点缀[doge]）
[Gucci in addition to the design level of sudden rise in appearance, < br > one-stop service is also close to brush off [stand hand] < br > card immediately please have a cup of coffee press requisite [two ha] < br > to eat and drink, as revealed the plot below three universal render thick sweater. < br > like fa or some zan, pick a send up. < br > (sweater is behind the super fine pearl to do an ornament [doge] all)]
淘宝店铺链接：httpsshop.m.taobao.com
人民网：【#小城故事多#—西昌站】跳锅庄、对山歌、喝美酒…在川西的大凉山深处，有个叫做安哈的彝寨，这里有秀丽多姿的螺髻雄峰，有原生态的彝族民俗风情。在彝家传统寨子，品尝彝家特色风味彝家砣砣肉、苦荞饼、酸菜汤…“人民网红”走进安哈彝寨，带你一起体验别样的“彝家乐”。 RVBqVIS .
[The story more than # # town -- - xichang 】 jump heishui, folk songs, drinking wine... Deep in daliang mountains of western sichuan, there is a called anhar yi village, there is great variety of spiral coil peak, the male has original yi folk customs. In the traditional yi stockade stockade, flavor characteristics of yi stockade yi stockade tuo tuo meat, buckwheat cakes, pickled cabbage soup... Peoples Daily online red into the anhar yi village, together with you to experience another yi stockade le. RVBqVIS.]
报道全球 传播中国
电影工厂：新垣结衣新剧《逃跑可耻但有用》，片尾新埂结衣跳舞的这段，太可爱太有趣了，学起来~！RVqOToz
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
暴走漫画：厉害了word哥 ，马里奥掉下悬崖之后发生了什么？ 脑洞大开呀！RVBKjOH
[Much word, Mario what happened after falling off a cliff? A lot of imagination! RVBKjOH]
常规合作：hezuo@baozou.com 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作：baozouyouxi@inacg.cn
热门搞笑糗事榜：没有一点点防备，狗粮来的太快！广告，就服泰国！[哈哈][哈哈]RVtNre
[Not a little guard against, dog food so fast! Advertising, take Thailand! ha ha ha ha RVtNre]
知名搞笑幽默博主
阅读手册：知乎上个简短深刻的回答！学习了[哆啦A梦微笑]
[Deep zhihu on a short answer! Learning the [doraemon smile]]
在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ 公众号：阅读手册（yuedu)
挑款师：秋冬Looks，气质温暖的穿搭。
[Qiu dong Looks, temperament of warm to wear.]
这里是你的私人挑款师，关注这里，分享美丽，留住快乐！
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京提个醒儿#【“菊花角”硬币将退出流通 年发行的角硬币已炒至近千元】据央行通知，今天起，第四套人民币角硬币（即菊花角）将只收不付。目前市场上流通的主要是第五套的兰花角硬币。由于存世量逐渐减少，菊花角正成为收藏热门。据业内人士称，现在-年角菊花币一套九枚，九成以
[Reminder # # Beijing 【 chrysanthemum Angle COINS will exit the COINS issued Angle has scrambled to nearly one thousand yuan 】, according to central bank notice today, the fourth set of RMB Angle coin (i.e., chrysanthemum Angle) will only accept dont pay. Circulate on the market at present the main is the fifth set of orchid Angle of COINS. Because only a gradually reduce, chrysanthemum Angle is becoming collection hot. According to the personage inside course of study, now - a set of nine years Angle of chrysanthemum currency, to ninety percent]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
央视新闻：#朴槿惠陷闺蜜门#【乱局 | 闺蜜被紧急逮捕又牵出了谁？ 朴槿惠青瓦台之路何去何从？】 韩国检方月日深夜宣布，紧急逮捕崔顺实，其被认为是朴槿惠亲信干政的核心人物。 随事件不断发酵， 与此有关联的另一名关键人物也浮出水面。他是谁？戳链接↓ RVBCbSo
[# # park park in girlfriends door [mess | girlfriends who was arrested by the emergency and take out? Park geun-hye blue house road? South Korean prosecutors announced late at night, February nd emergency arrest Cui Shunshi, it is considered a park geun-hye cronies interventions at the core of the characters. Continuous fermentation, with events associated with the another key figures also surfaced. Who is he? Left RVBCbSo stamp link]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
一夫食堂：镇江斜桥街下午茶，商业城后面的新疆人羊肉串，戴春阳的栗子，八小门口的松糕，商业城后面的老太臭干，成都米线家的牙签肉，斜对面铁棚子里的千层饼。
[Zhenjiang oblique bridge street, afternoon tea, city people at the back of the xinjiang mutton string, chun-yang dai chestnuts, eight small door sponge, spread the woman behind the smelly dry, chengdu rice noodle house toothpick meat, locating iron shed puff pastry.]
谢绝任何有偿无偿商业广告合作，我只为自己代言。玫瑰店：yifurose.taobao.com
一句心情签名：很喜欢这三句话：知人不必言尽，言尽则无友。责人不必苛尽，苛尽则众远。敬人不必卑尽，卑尽则少骨。
[Like the three words when one doesnt have to say, to the best of friends, no. Mean mean people dont have to do, to the best of the far. Respect people dont have to be low, low do less bone.]
有没有一个词、一句话，让你想起某件事、某个人；有没有那么一段情，让你。。
Sinbounboun：我在微博发元红包，大家快来抢~ RXBL
[I in weibo send yuan red envelopes, everyone come and rob ~ RXBL]
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