你的小祖宗正在等你，耐心还剩%[doge]
[Your father is waiting for you, patience with % [doge]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
贾乃亮：“高清的 有毒 慎点！@孙杨”我的秒拍作品，一起来看~tRckgJCq（使用#秒拍#录制）
[Toxic in hd! @ my second work, see ~ tRckgJCq together (with # recorded using # seconds)]
工作事宜 请联络经纪人 @郭红波 guohongbo@或jianailiang@
刘国梁：--从伦敦到里约两届奥运会，我们球队除了包揽🏅️🏅️🏅️🏅️最大的收获就是团队精神！是你们无私奉献，日夜陪练，和资源共享，全方位无怨无悔的帮助参赛队员圆梦奥运！！哪一个国家？哪一个球队？能够拥有这么一只让人尊敬的陪练保障团队，谁能帮我们算算这些教练员运动员到底拿过多
[--从伦敦到里约两届奥运会，我们球队除了包揽🏅️🏅️🏅️🏅️最大的收获就是团队精神！ Is your selfless dedication, practice, day and night and the resource sharing, comprehensive type help team member interpreta dream Olympic!!!! Which country? Which team? To have such a let a person respect of partners to ensure team, who can help us to figure out whether these coaches athletes take too much]
央视新闻：【[话筒]紧急扩散！这是新型诈骗！车主看见这种罚款单千万别扫！】广东已经出现一种新型诈骗方式：不法分子冒充交警贴违停罚单，诱导车主通过扫一扫缴交罚款进行诈骗。@平安南粤 提醒：没有这种罚款单，不要扫二维码！扩散周知！（图自@惠州交警 ）
[[[microphone] emergency diffusion! This is a new type of fraud! The owner saw the ticket dont sweep!] Guangdong has emerged a new way of fraud criminals posing as traffic violations park tickets, inducing the owner by scan pay the fines for fraud. @ peace nan yue remind theres no such ticket, dont sweep qr code! Known to spread! (figure since @ huizhou traffic police)]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
张若昀：十月二，麻雀破二，图二张。---唐山海
[October , the sparrow to break two, figure . - tangshan sea]
Per Aspera Ad Astra 循此苦旅，以达天际。 工作邮箱：ruoyunwork@
英国那些事儿：长得像玩具，姿势像玩具，最后你说这不是个玩具.....？ 好吧....
[Look like toys, pose like toys, finally you said this is not a toy... ? Ok...]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
这里是美国：这马被小黄人洗脑了吗？哈哈哈哈[笑cry]一看就不是什么正经马~ tRcrhA
[The horse was yellow people brainwashed? Ha ha ha ha [laugh cry] a look, it is not serious ~ tRcrhA ma]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
Happy张江：哈哈哈！你最想对谁这么做，转发艾特他[二哈]#微博爆料#
[Ha ha ha! To whom would you most like to do so, forwarding @ he [two ha] # weibo report #]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
江小爬LOVE：肆意的假期[二哈]
[Wanton holiday ,]
工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan
思想聚焦：你让我觉得 ， 我们的关系不止这样 ， 又只能这样。[心]
[You make me feel that our relationship is not only in this way, it again. [heart]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
王尼玛：猜不到我就脱头套，想看吗? 不会有这一天的，因为我一定能猜到。
[Guess Ill head off, want to see? Wont have this day, because I can guess.]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
追风少年刘全有：大家还记得那个初一扛把子么，都出COS了[二哈][二哈]
[Everyone remember that carried the first traverse to the child, all the cosine of the [two ha] [two ha]]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
人民日报：#大美中国#【仙境烟台的海上日出】位于黄海之滨的山东烟台，素有“人间仙境”的美誉。当你来到这里的海滨，听着涛声、看着辽阔无边的大海，一轮红日从海面一跃而出时，是否会被那种蓬勃向上的生命力量所感动？@中国日报
[# # big beautiful China wonderland yantai sunrise at sea located in the yellow sea in yantai, shandong province, known as worldly paradise reputation. When you came to the beach, listening to the lily, look at the vast boundless sea, a red sun rose from the sea out, will be moved by the vigorous life force upward? @ China Daily]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
我的朋友是个呆B：纽约地铁日前颁布禁令，禁止带狗乘坐，除非把它们装包里。这个主人的包似乎不够结实啊[doge]
[New York subway has an injunction to ban dogs, unless they put them in the bag. The master package seems not strong enough ah [doge]]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
当时我就震惊了：这俩鹦鹉的笑声太魔性了，说好不能成精的呢[笑cry]tRckdLaW
[The two parrots laughter too ones, say not into fine? [laughter cry] tRckdLaW]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
央视新闻：#中国我爱你#【有一种速度叫中国高铁】最先进的高速列车、最多样的气候和地质条件、最高效的研发和建设能力……今天，中国拥有世界上最长的高速铁路运行里程。今晚CCTV-，央视原创纪录片《超级工程II》第三集《中国车》，看起来，为中国速度点赞！[赞]tRckdvtN
[I love you # # China [there is a kind of speed that Chinas high-speed rail] the most advanced high-speed train, the variety of climate and geological conditions, the most efficient research and development and the construction of ability... Today, China has the worlds longest high-speed railway running mileage. Tonight CCTV, CCTVs original documentary super project II China car the third set, it seems, for the Chinese speed thumb up! [who] tRckdvtN]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
一部视频：泪奔了！！岁的周西用她自己的真实事例告诉我们：珍爱身体，远离加班熬夜，身体是革命的本钱，这个世界，没有如果，只有结果和后果。。看完请随手传给你身边关心的小伙伴[泪流满面]tRcklTsL
[Tears!!!!! Old Zhou Xi with her own true story tells us cherish the body, away from the overtime, the body is the capital of the revolution, the world, not if, only the results and consequences. Watching you pass your hand care buddy [with] tRcklTsL around you]
精彩每一部！看优质视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！【合作推广QQ：】
人民网：学生时期，你最不擅长的一门课是什么？
[Students, you are not good at most of a course?]
报道全球 传播中国
ZING：还是手好用 #Celine #pfw #FayeWong #ZingMakeUp @ The Peninsula Paris - Official tRckgyb
[Or hand to use # # # # Celine PFW FayeWong ZingMakeUp @ The Peninsula Paris - Official tRckgyb]
披着围脖织小香
我们爱讲冷笑话：熊宝宝和鹿宝宝的初见，没有人家高，努力的踮起脚尖，想维护自己身为猛兽的尊严，也是萌翻了~
[Baby bear and deer baby first, there is no high, stand a tiptoe to, want to maintain their dignity as a beast of prey, is sprouting up ~]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
TF家族新生-丁程鑫：假期更要开心一点，虽然我还要训练😆
[假期更要开心一点，虽然我还要训练😆]
TF家族练习生丁程鑫（程程）微博，有事请私信新浪微博TF家族或TF家族练习生官博
快递员吴彦祖：我说我感冒了，你肌二话不说进厨房冲了杯黑棕色的东西让我喝掉，我说感冒不能喝咖啡，他说没事这是中式咖啡可以喝，我尝了一口...你妈板蓝根
[I said I have a cold, your muscle word into the kitchen a cup of black and brown things let me drink, I said a cold cant drink coffee, he said this is Chinese style can drink coffee, no matter my tastes... Your mama radix isatidis]
wuli艳艳
金晨：杀！青！快！乐！谢！谢！大！家！#鬼吹灯之牧野诡事##金晨鬼吹灯之牧野诡事# [心][鲜花]
[Kill! The green! Come on! Joy! Thank you! Thank you! Big! Home! # # # makino paradox of the light things jinchen makino paradox of the light matter # [heart] [flowers]]
《舞动奇迹》冠军 《无心法师》饰演月牙 《秦时明月》饰演赤练 《青丘狐传说》饰演长亭 工作事宜请联系 jinchenstudio@foxmail
LinForeverGirl：我不知道你们是否喜欢看这么生活化的手机照
[I dont know if you like to see such a life of mobile phone]
勇敢辣妈一枚 工作联系邮箱：lineditionlimit@ 原创设计师品牌Lin Edition Limit： lin.taobao 微信公众号 Lin_limit
白宇WHITE：一口空气，一口饭。
继续走，骚年！
家乡
[A mouthful of air, a bite of rice. < br > keep going, SAO years! < br > hometown]
一位安静的美大叔😎
趣味贩卖机：#GIF# 我不知道什么是官配 反正这局我站男二
[# GIF# I dont know what is the official match Anyway, I stand men and two this one]
这是一个好玩儿的微博～（抽奖结果见评论栏）
英国那些事儿：自拍杆什么的弱爆了吧..... 这个妹纸旅行时带的。。。。恩，一个茶壶。。。 最后这风格，哼哼，自成一派不行啊~~
[Since the shaft of what is too weak... The girl to travel with... Well, a teapot... This last style, hum, sui generis no ah ~ ~]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
马思纯：在塞纳河边为我们仨舞一曲，庆祝一起入围#金马奖#！ @周冬雨 @曾國祥 @电影七月与安生 tRckeHTc .
[Three dance a song for us at the river Seine, celebrate together for # golden horse #! @ zhou @ Derek tsang @ film and tRckeHTc father of July.]
一花一世界，一树一菩提。
快乐大本营：本本有一个秘密，你们千万别告诉别人！[嘘]本本悄悄的把你们爱豆的作文偷来了，阅卷何老师真·业界良心！[舔屏]满分分，你们打几分？[坏笑]#快乐大本营# @范冰冰 @郭敬明 @陈学冬 @林允Jelly @TFBOYS-王源 @何炅 @谢娜 @李维嘉 @吴昕 @杜海涛
[Laptops have a secret, you dont tell others! [SHH] notebook quietly put you love bean composition stolen, what the teacher was reading the conscience! Full score points, licking the screen you? [laugh] # happy camp @ guo @ # @ fan bingbing cheney @ Lin Yun Jelly @ TFBOYS - hanah @ ajit @ uproot shayna @ jiong @ xin wu @ handsome]
湖南卫视《快乐大本营》官方微博，我们每周六晚与你准时相约快乐周末！
韩国me2day：【instiz】银发的#朴智旻# ,血槽已空[中箭](crlogo)
[Silver instiz 】 【 # # jimin, blood slot empty [in] arrows (crlogo)]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
王励勤：一家人过节了，手里🐶姓王，猜名字
[一家人过节了，手里🐶姓王，猜名字]
暂无
iPanda熊猫频道：秋千已承包，熊生全靠荡，你就别排队了，OK？[doge][doge]
[Already contracted, swing Xiong Sheng all by swinging, you dont line up, OK? [doge] [doge]]
（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~
琢磨先生：不知道谁画的，正好可以说明房市，有群众说限购好，有人说限贷好。[哈哈]
[Dont know who painted, can explain the housing, has restricted the crowd said to be good, someone said that the limit of credit. [ha ha]]
工作联系：mrthinker@
我Hold不住了：噗哈哈哈哈实在忍不住笑出声了[哈哈]
[Poof ha ha ha ha really couldnt help laughing (ha ha)]
一个爱生活的吃货~
