2016年10月1日星期六

In fact, I am a selling pizza.Hong Kong firefighters, backpackers, not only the little wows siste

我的朋友是个呆B:
    一位台湾网友在游戏厅碰到了一位落寞王者[doge]
[A net friend met in the game hall of Taiwan a lonely king [doge]]

其实,我是一个卖披萨的。

Jackie咧:
    普通人也有小奇蹟

之前從未接觸過五光十色的大舞台,
在一群人之中已習慣寡言,
話雖不多,好奇心卻偶爾激動,
這些慣性都在今年有了翻天覆地的體驗。

一站、一站,一步、一步,
從後台...走上舞台...再走到最前面的圓形台,
然後和萬人一起大合唱,
這經驗就像是一個奇蹟。
更幸運的是有緣

[Ordinary people also have a small miracle < br > < br > before never exposed to large stage of colours, < br > among a group of people are used to silence, < br > having few, curiosity but occasionally excited, < br > the inertia in this year have a tremendous experience. < br > < br > a station, station, step, step, < br > from the background... The stage... Then walk to the front round table, < br > then chorus together with ten thousand people, < br > this experience like a miracle. < br > more lucky is decree by destiny]

香港消防員、背包客,不只是小哇的妹妹,是Jackie。

思想聚焦:
    你们家乡话里“你长得真好看”怎么说?
[You look really nice in your revenge how do you say?]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

佘詩曼Charmaine:
    需要一杯咖啡把我救醒[困]
[Need a cup of coffee to get me to revive [trapped]]

工作事宜,请联络「佘诗曼+工作室」 电邮 charmainesworkshop@gmail 微信:shehslab

英国报姐:
    论基因的强大。凯特和威廉的加拿大之行,夏洛特小公主一路抢了哥哥不少镜头,网友发现小公举简直长得和她祖奶奶小时候一模一样![心] 提前看到了多年后的小公举。
[Theory of strong genes. Kate and Williams trip to Canada, charlotte small princess robbed the brother all the way many lens, netizens found little public election can grow and her father grandma when I was a child the same! [heart] saw little public election after so many years in advance.]

订阅号:ukuk,国外各种好玩哒,我啥都发~【注:玻璃心,喜释梗,广告狗

男神:
    掉了万粉丝?什么情况
[Dropped thousands of fans? What circumstance]

You Only Live Once!

神店通缉令:
    岛国推主两分钟教你怎么画好一棵树…… tRceFEN .
[Island on the main two minutes to teach you how to draw a tree... TRceFEN.]

微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了

思想聚焦:
    当陪你的人要下车时,即使不舍,也该心存感激,然后挥手道别。——《千与千寻》
[When people want to get off with you, even if you dont give up, should also be grateful, then waved goodbye. - spirited away]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

丁宁:
    十一的第一天,祝大家吃好喝好嘞,大家有没有很开心呢[坏笑]
可是就是她@我是某飞 说本人颜值不够[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]我该怎么办?还是说她该怎么办[哼][哼][哼]

[The first day of the eleventh, I wish you all eat good drink good MAO, did you happy? [laugh] < br > but is she @ I am a fly said I appearance level not enough [meow] meow meow meow meow, I should do? Or is she do [singing] [singing] [singing]]

人民日报:
    【成都机场车站被指违规使用弱光子安检仪 成都市环保局:正依法依规处理】日前,成都机场、火车站被指违规使用弱光子安检仪,且不设置明显电离辐射标志。今天成都双流国际机场发消息:将“电离辐射”警示标志移至醒目位置,且旅客可自愿选择人身检查方式。成都市环保局工作人员回应正“依法、依规、妥
[The chengdu airport station was accused of illegal use weak photon security checkpoint chengdu environmental protection bureau is being dealt with in accordance with the law in accordance with the rules 】 a few days ago, chengdu airport, railway station has been accused of illegal use weak photon security apparatus, and dont set the apparent ionization radiation. Chengdu shuangliu international airport today to send the message ionizing radiation warning sign to the pride of place, and the passenger may voluntarily choose personal check. Chengdu environmental protection bureau staff response is in accordance with the law, in accordance with the rules and completed]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

阿花花酱:
    朋友自从怀孕后成天沉浸在喜悦中给我们安排着:你给我买XXX家的婴儿车,她给我买XXX家的童装,你去XXX店里顺便帮我买条他家的婴儿系列毯子。
直到知道是男孩儿后,心如死灰的和我们说你们什么都别买了,浪费钱。你工厂有没有什么多的布头,拿过来给我裹儿子吧。
(心疼她尚未出生的儿子…

[Friends since pregnant after all day immersed in the joy of arrange you bought me XXX, baby stroller, she bought me XXX familys childrens clothes, you go to the XXX store by the way, could you help me to buy a house baby blankets series. < br > is until you know a boy, the heart like dying embers and we said you what all dont buy, waste of money. Do you have any more fabric factory, bring them hither to me up son. < br > (love dearly her unborn son...]

一个卖衣服的girl,评论已关。公共平台:dululu。ins:unie。

丁一晨DYC:
    刚才和老妈拌嘴,老爸想劝架不知怎么劝,情急之下突然大喊一声:啊呀!坏事了!咱们家的猫死了!!——顿时气氛冻住了,只剩下一只十脸懵B的喜豆.....#怪猫喜豆#
[Just and mother bicker, dad wanted to stop the fight I do not know how to persuade, then suddenly suddenly yell oh my!! A bad thing! Lets cat is dead!! - immediately freeze. The atmosphere only a face xi dou meng B... Cats like bean # # blame]

爱生活爱小点。合作请联系:dingxiaodian@ 工作Q:,公众号:dingxiaodian,淘宝店:丁小点总动员

头条新闻:
    【伦敦出土年前中国人骸骨[吃惊]】伦敦博物馆考古学家利用技术,在葬于泰晤士河畔旁的副骸骨中,首次发现有副可能是来自中国,最早更可追溯至接近年前。考古学家雷德芬表示,萨瑟克区在罗马时代是富裕移民的聚居地,因此当时可能已有中国商人抵达并定居。更多图片:tRceOJmF
[[London years ago Chinese bones unearthed from [surprised]] London museum archaeologist use technology, in vice bones buried next to the river Thames, deputy could be found for the first time from China, the earliest can be traced back to more close to years ago. , an archaeologist said redfern southwark is rich in Roman times the settlement of immigrants, so the Chinese traders might have been arrived and settled down. More pictures tRceOJmF]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

我们爱讲冷笑话:
    怎样才能成为熊猫饲养员?在线等!(图源见水印)
[How can I become a panda keeper? Online etc.! (see figure source watermark)]

笑话竟有冷热之分,究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活,爱冷兔!!!(如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔)

北京阿龙_lis:
    我家小宝今天整半个月了,背着她妈我试试她能吃饼干不
[My small treasure today the whole half a month, carrying her mother dont I try she can eat biscuits]

工作邮箱luwenlong@sina

Happy张江:
    大写的赞!!拌面神器,#种酱料做法#,看着就有食欲,馋嘴们快练练手[害羞]
[Uppercase praise!!!!! Pasta artifact, # # kind of sauce approach, looking at have appetite, available people fast headphones (shy)]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

人民网:
    无论如何,你手机里一定要有的应用是什么?
[Anyway, what is your application you must have a cellphone?]

报道全球 传播中国

高露:
    我要不慌不忙的过、十、一、节日快乐[围观][干杯]
[I want to be in no hurry, ten, a, a happy holiday [watch] [drink]]

做个小孩式的大人,是我的梦想!经纪人左女士 zuoluo@

李娜:
    恭喜两位球员都有表现非常好的一周,精彩的比赛是好的赛事的保证,祝贺武网越办越好[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]
[Congratulations to the two players have very good week, wonderful game is a guarantee of good games, congratulations to wu network even better [yi tooth] [yi tooth] [yi tooth]]

生活在地球的外星人

不二大叔说:
    优秀的人因为什么原因而优秀?
[Good people good for what reason?]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

李开复:
    在旧金山碰到了著名的钢琴家。[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[Meet the famous pianist in San Francisco. [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

_董大力:
    献给祖国一抹红,国庆快乐🇨🇳
[献给祖国一抹红,国庆快乐🇨🇳]

经纪事务请联系:宋小姐

共青团中央:
    #我和国旗合个影#一大波合影来袭!这里有你的偶像吗?[心]@杨幂 @M鹿M @杨洋icon @TFBOYS组合 @努力努力再努力x @范冰冰 @梅婷
[# # I flag a photo a big wave incoming group photo! Here is your idol? [heart] @ Yang Yang Yang, a deer @ M M @ icon @ @ TFBOYS combination efforts to try again x @ fan bingbing @ mei ting]

刘宪华Henry-Lau:
    我正在#一直播#直播,最好玩、最有趣的人都在这里直播,快来一起嗨!(来自tRcDvUD)APP下载地址:tRtoaHk
[I am # # a live broadcast, the most fun and interesting people live here, come on together hi! (from tRcDvUD) APP download address tRtoaHk]

大家好!是我! 刘宪华 大华 Henry !

我Hold不住了:
    卧槽,这谁编的,哈哈哈太有才了哈哈哈哈~[哈哈][哈哈] tRceeJMf .
[Oh my god, who make up this, ha ha ha too talented ha ha ha ha ~ ha haha ha tRceeJMf.]

一个爱生活的吃货~

猫扑:
    【“国庆第一贼”天安门广场落网 岁老贼升国旗时偷手机被擒】今天凌晨时分许,天安门广场国旗冉冉升起,在全场游客肃立向国旗行注目时,一岁老贼趁机下手从一名游客兜内偷出一部手机,不过迅速被北京市公安局便衣总队民警抓获。据悉,这名老贼曾有多次盗窃前科,他称,想趁着升国旗时下手盗窃,
[The National Day the first thief tiananmen square Age old thief flag stolen phones captured 】 the wee hours xu today, tiananmen square, the national flag rising, visitors stand in full attention to their national flag, a year old thief decidewhether from a tourist pocket inside steal a mobile phone, but undercover team of the Beijing municipal public security bureau police arrested one of the fast. It is understood that the old thief had a theft criminal record for many times, he says, want to take advantage of this flag in hand theft,]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:,邮箱:dan.cao@opi-corp

谢娜:
    节日快乐[心]
[Happy holiday [heart]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

我与老公的日常:
    我不走,今天你说什么我都不走,我和这个树桩是好朋友!tRcesfxT
[I dont go, what you say I cant go today, the stump and I are good friends! tRcesfxT]

更多夫妻趣事,尽在公棕V信:Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么?!

新浪体育:
    上午刚刚从长城上下来的纳达尔来到了国家网球中心备战中网,在休息室里偶遇中国泳坛名将宁泽涛,两人也抓住这一难得的机会一同合影。里约奥运后,宁泽涛一直淡出了人们的视线中,黄山全锦赛和北京的短池世界杯均未出现,这次中网可以算得上是宁泽涛奥运后的首度现身。tRceFsK
[Morning just stepped down from the wall of rafael nadal came to the national tennis center for China, in the lobby with Chinese swimming star NingZeTao, two people also seize this rare opportunity together. Rio after the Olympic Games, has been marginalised, NingZeTao huangshan all kam and Beijing has not been short of the World Cup, the first was a NingZeTao appeared for the first time after the Olympic Games. tRceFsK]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

我的前任是极品:
    愿看到这条微博的每个女生都能拥有一双令人羡慕的小细腿[害羞]
[Want to see this tweet every girl can have an enviable tiny legs (shy)]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

新京报:
    【奥巴马“三催四请”克林顿登机】月日,奥巴马和克林顿参加完以色列前总统佩雷斯的葬礼后,准备搭“空军一号”回国,在机场克林顿疑似在停机坪与送行人士交际太久,已登机的奥巴马等得不耐烦,频频在登机门口呼叫克林顿“该走了!”,场面搞笑。[哈哈](新浪咨询台)tRceFgdE
[Obama three four please rush Clinton boarding 】 month day, barack Obama and Hillary Clinton after attending the funeral of a former Israeli President shimon peres, returned home, ready to take the air force one Clinton suspected on the tarmac at the airport and off people communication for too long, Mr Obama have to board the impatient to wait, call at the boarding gate Clinton frequently its time to go! , the scene is funny. Information deskha ha (sina) tRceFgdE]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

一则视频:
    一定要美![微笑]
[Must be beautiful! [smiles]]

给您分享最优质、最搞笑、最有料的视频。合作QQ

狠赵狠蛇蛇:
    我特别羡慕两种女人,一种是特别拽,走路带风,自己事业贼啦牛逼谁都不屌的那种,一种是娇滴滴会撒娇任谁看见了都想拼了命保护的那种,刚好,我就是卡在中间那种,也不牛逼还TM不会撒娇
[I especially admire the two women, one is special, walking with the wind, his career thief who dont prick that cow force, is a kind of femininity showing ren who saw spelled a life want to protect the sort of, just right, I am stuck in the middle, that also dont cow force still TM will not act]

是的 我就是传说中的蛇哥

我们爱讲冷笑话:
    如果可以和世界上任何一个人合影,你会选择谁?结局令人意想不到! tRceFHIJ
[If you can and any one person in the world, who would you choose? Ending surprising! tRceFHIJ]

笑话竟有冷热之分,究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活,爱冷兔!!!(如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔)